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why does the floran have big tits? because she got...Implants :Dcomment
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#1557274 - Picture 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#1556137 - I have never seen snow, really want to  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1556151 - zealotgold (13 hours ago) [-]
its wonderful and peaceful
#1556131 - yes me is Floranday  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1556133 - zealotgold (13 hours ago) [-]
then lets enjoy the snowfall then
#1556137 - floran (13 hours ago) [-]
I have never seen snow, really want to
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#1556151 - zealotgold (13 hours ago) [-]
its wonderful and peaceful
#1556127 - Sleeping 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#27 - Belladona, for when you truly want to disgust yourself  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on pretty big random shit comp +2
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#101 - hotschurl (46 minutes ago) [-]
the t-shirt makes it kinda sad
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#84 - twatter (2 hours ago) [-]
She looks familiar.... but I can't put my finger on it
I've never seen her in porn but god dammit I've seen her somewhere
#28 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
what idiot pornstar names themselves after deadly nightshade? seriously.
#48 - Eichimaru (12 hours ago) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image** Not sure if bait or not. Bella dona is Italian for "beautiful lady", which is what the plant was named. However I do see your point.
#1556103 - is Tuesday  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1556125 - zealotgold (13 hours ago) [-]
no you
#1556131 - floran (13 hours ago) [-]
yes me
is Floranday
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#1556133 - zealotgold (13 hours ago) [-]
then lets enjoy the snowfall then
#1556137 - floran (13 hours ago) [-]
I have never seen snow, really want to
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#1556151 - zealotgold (13 hours ago) [-]
its wonderful and peaceful
#1556102 - just like everytime some celebrity dies 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#1556097 - Gnight  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1556132 - theaussiestig (13 hours ago) [-]
Night
#1556073 - that is not fun  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1556087 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
neither is hurting ppl
#4 - Terrorist get skulls FBI gets kitties and foxes  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Coolest New Ski Masks +1
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#15 - dropcar (2 hours ago) [-]
Foxes for the FBI, Foxy Burros Of Investigaton
#1556028 - just ssstabin is better than sex itself  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1556147 - vigilum (13 hours ago) [-]
bby~
#1557274 - floran (3 hours ago) [-]
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#1556035 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
no you put knife away
#1556073 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
that is not fun
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#1556087 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
neither is hurting ppl
#1556008 - such is the Floran way  [+] (7 new replies) 14 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1556010 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
but floran stab so they have a hole to have sex with
#1556028 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
just ssstabin is better than sex itself
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#1556147 - vigilum (13 hours ago) [-]
bby~
#1557274 - floran (3 hours ago) [-]
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#1556035 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
no you put knife away
#1556073 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
that is not fun
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#1556087 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
neither is hurting ppl
#1555999 - what if they got it after taking the paper result?  [+] (9 new replies) 14 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1556001 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
Sue and stab the person they cheated on me with 37 times in the chest
#1556008 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
such is the Floran way
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#1556010 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
but floran stab so they have a hole to have sex with
#1556028 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
just ssstabin is better than sex itself
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#1556147 - vigilum (13 hours ago) [-]
bby~
#1557274 - floran (3 hours ago) [-]
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#1556035 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
no you put knife away
#1556073 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
that is not fun
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#1556087 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
neither is hurting ppl
#36 - Lady gaga fetish, that thing is scary man 14 hours ago on Well played +3
#1555986 - u got aids  [+] (15 new replies) 14 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1555992 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
i don't have sex till i get paper work telling me that they are clean of any STDs
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#1556002 - thewafflearmeee (14 hours ago) [-]
so what you're saying is that you've never had sex
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#1556003 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
No your mom brought her paperwork
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#1556009 - seniorawesomesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
that's called a "Restraining Order"
#1556006 - thewafflearmeee (14 hours ago) [-]
u got me
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#1555999 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
what if they got it after taking the paper result?
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#1556001 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
Sue and stab the person they cheated on me with 37 times in the chest
#1556008 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
such is the Floran way
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#1556010 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
but floran stab so they have a hole to have sex with
#1556028 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
just ssstabin is better than sex itself
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#1556147 - vigilum (13 hours ago) [-]
bby~
#1557274 - floran (3 hours ago) [-]
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#1556035 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
no you put knife away
#1556073 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
that is not fun
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#1556087 - Sperit (14 hours ago) [-]
neither is hurting ppl
#1555671 - >liking this monstrosity  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1555681 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
>Character that's the toughest and scariest character in the game due to their kit and personality
>Character that didn't have a generic design
>Character that actually had a good voice
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#1555700 - thycupcake (15 hours ago) [-]
dude her french voice makes me hate everything
Even has a stupid fucking thing that french/spanish crowds do when they feel like not letting anyone sleep
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#1555724 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
Fucking
FRENCH VAs
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#1555704 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
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#1555718 - thycupcake (15 hours ago) [-]
niiiice
high quality insult
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#1555720 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
I mean
It's basically what she is
#1555632 - she is adorable  [+] (8 new replies) 15 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1555650 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
Literally the most generic anime character
Poppy is a new kid in Yordle high that no one understands but she's trying to fin a hero that in the end turns out to be her!
WOOOOOOOW, even the fucking tooth in her splash art is anime
Old Poppy was the best
#1555671 - floran (15 hours ago) [-]
>liking this monstrosity

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#1555681 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
>Character that's the toughest and scariest character in the game due to their kit and personality
>Character that didn't have a generic design
>Character that actually had a good voice
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#1555700 - thycupcake (15 hours ago) [-]
dude her french voice makes me hate everything
Even has a stupid fucking thing that french/spanish crowds do when they feel like not letting anyone sleep
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#1555724 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
Fucking
FRENCH VAs
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#1555704 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
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#1555718 - thycupcake (15 hours ago) [-]
niiiice
high quality insult
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#1555720 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
I mean
It's basically what she is
#1555617 - shots fired 15 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#1555614 - So much I made this …  [+] (10 new replies) 15 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1555619 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
Sssssh, you like new poppy, go away
#1555632 - floran (15 hours ago) [-]
she is adorable
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#1555650 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
Literally the most generic anime character
Poppy is a new kid in Yordle high that no one understands but she's trying to fin a hero that in the end turns out to be her!
WOOOOOOOW, even the fucking tooth in her splash art is anime
Old Poppy was the best
#1555671 - floran (15 hours ago) [-]
>liking this monstrosity

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#1555681 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
>Character that's the toughest and scariest character in the game due to their kit and personality
>Character that didn't have a generic design
>Character that actually had a good voice
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#1555700 - thycupcake (15 hours ago) [-]
dude her french voice makes me hate everything
Even has a stupid fucking thing that french/spanish crowds do when they feel like not letting anyone sleep
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#1555724 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
Fucking
FRENCH VAs
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#1555704 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
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#1555718 - thycupcake (15 hours ago) [-]
niiiice
high quality insult
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#1555720 - josuke (15 hours ago) [-]
I mean
It's basically what she is
#1555607 - Just realized I got Bowie haircut...lets say is my tribute to him 15 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#34 - Picture 15 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#1555562 - that explains everything, arm yourself to the teeth and in rio… 15 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#1555545 - let me guess, downtown has a case of dindus  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1555546 - shisno (15 hours ago) [-]
you are correct
#1555562 - floran (15 hours ago) [-]
that explains everything, arm yourself to the teeth and in riots just shoot them from the roof
#1555528 - only thing I know of Dallas are the football team and that JFK…  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1555537 - shisno (16 hours ago) [-]
>in downtown Dallas
>helping one friend
>drop him off at hotel
>not an hour later he gets mugged

>major metro area
>with good economy
>not target for happening
#1555545 - floran (15 hours ago) [-]
let me guess, downtown has a case of dindus
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#1555546 - shisno (15 hours ago) [-]
you are correct
#1555562 - floran (15 hours ago) [-]
that explains everything, arm yourself to the teeth and in riots just shoot them from the roof
#28 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on Well played +14
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#47 - andywazowski (9 hours ago) [-]
Meh, foot fetish is pretty normal
#35 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
How the hell is a foot fetish specific? That's literally like the second most common fetish in the world
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#36 - floran (14 hours ago) [-]
Lady gaga fetish, that thing is scary man

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User avatar #1354 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Can I urinate on you
#1355 to #1354 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
No way José
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm doing it anyways
#1357 to #1356 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Floran ssstab ssstab
Floran ssstab ssstab
#1359 to #1358 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
And that is how Twi lost his dick
#1360 to #1359 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
I guess it's a good thing I never had one
#1361 to #1360 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You said you were a futa before
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
It's a clit not a dick
#1363 to #1362 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
That is not how any of it works. You get Double ssstabed for being dumb
#1364 to #1363 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh have I got some freaky porn to show you my friend
#1365 to #1364 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Porn and sstab? This sounds bad
#1366 to #1365 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Please stop stabbing me
#1367 to #1366 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
For now
#1352 - argoniantits (01/08/2016) [-]
Prepare your plantus
#1353 to #1352 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I...wat?
User avatar #1333 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Well thx for all the free porn. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our fap pleasure.
#1334 to #1333 - floran ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
it was fun for a while, but is demanding to do something in a schedule...plus I ran out of stuff to post
User avatar #1335 to #1334 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Hey people are already happy you did all that for us. But of course if you don't want to do it anymore no-one will hold it against you.
User avatar #1327 - twi (01/01/2016) [-]
Love me
#1328 to #1327 - floran ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
my heart ran out of sap, no love left to give
#1329 to #1328 - twi (01/02/2016) [-]
How get more sap?
How get more sap?
#1330 to #1329 - floran ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I dunno, probably professional help and therapy
#1331 to #1330 - twi (01/02/2016) [-]
plant waaaiifuuu
plant waaaiifuuu
#1336 to #1332 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh **** me floran! Cum all that sap inside my hairy pussy and make me your biiiiitch! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
#1344 to #1342 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
you like Jojo, nothing could be worse than that
#1346 to #1344 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
...How does a great anime compare to some ****** "retro"-esque western video game?
#1348 to #1346 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Because Undertale makes sense while JoJo is just castlevania but 300% more homoerotic
Because Undertale makes sense while JoJo is just castlevania but 300% more homoerotic
#1349 to #1348 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
...Makes more sense?
How?
And how does that make it a better game...
.... You do realize there are EIGHT JoJo parts right? Not just Phantom Blood ... Which is amazing and doesn't really have anything to do with Castlevania , since Dio as a vampire isn't mythical at all .
#1350 to #1349 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
only watched 2 episodes, boring as ****
#1351 to #1350 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
God you're a vapid cunt
I really am glad I don't have your mentality
if it isn't a ****** , lazily-made pixel ******** but hey it brings back memories rightxD game for you to jump around like an adhd-middle-schooler it's "boring as ****** right?
User avatar #1318 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I have bought starbound. And started playing as glitch. and monkey. and floran.
#1319 to #1318 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Floran massster race
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Well they are fun. But not as fun as killing the monkey people with glitch.

Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?
#1321 to #1320 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
coz sssilly monkeys are too boring to live by themselves, unlike Floran who look for the ultimate freedom and ssself dependence
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Why yes. Also if i kill them do i get there weapons?

Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?
#1323 to #1322 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
machine and Floran are actually neutral at each other, both get the waysss of battle and conquer.

but they are more "honor" thing about their fights, as Floran is more sssport like or fun of it
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Well it is quite cool to see. Both being the opposite and still being the neutral to each other.

Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
no :C
weapons can be found on crates nearby tho
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I only got a flame thrower and a sword that can teleport. Just by luck.
#1305 - xfishy ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
#1307 to #1305 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Best
Friend
Floran
...
Salsa
#1309 to #1307 - xfishy ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Salsa dancing?
#1311 to #1309 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
taco salsa!
#1304 - axxein (12/26/2015) [-]
hello plant
#1337 to #1304 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Hello McBurd
#1306 to #1304 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #1308 to #1306 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
hello. How are you? You seem cool
#1310 to #1308 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I am sick...why are you saying that?
User avatar #1312 to #1310 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
i dunno, why not? you're cool on the board.

everyone is sick lately.
#1313 to #1312 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
probably because winter, for me is the little sleep and lots of work I get also mixing the 41°C heat of the beach with the 20°C cold of the bus.

User avatar #1314 to #1313 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
yeah, that'll do it.

don't overwork yourself to hard
#1315 to #1314 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
already thinking this will be my last year in that job, I am just so tired of it.
#1316 to #1315 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
grats. just remember to find something else before you quit. Monotony can kill anyone. Hopefully you can do the thing.

what do you do?
#1317 to #1316 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
tour guide in a tropical island
#1302 - Sperit (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #1338 to #1303 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
FLORAN PLEASE HELP SPERIT HE CAN'T WAKE UP
User avatar #1341 to #1338 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
good
User avatar #1343 to #1341 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
why so mean ? ;(
#1299 - argoniantits (12/24/2015) [-]
Merry chrsitmas you stupid plant beautiful flower
#1340 to #1299 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Y-You like floran too?
#1345 to #1340 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
don't make me block you again
#1347 to #1345 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
b-but I'm bein' nice...
#1301 to #1299 - floran ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
merry jew in a stick spawn commemoration
User avatar #1294 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey cutie. How ya doing? how is life going?
#1295 to #1294 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
not much, I feel...neutral I guess
unhappy but not depressed.

life well, going to work all christmas till new year...considering that my last days in that work
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Ooh? That sucks. but hopefully you will get a better job after the one you got now.
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
yeah, looking for someone more adventurous and risky, like bungee, canopy or skydiving.

right now I feel like a mix of plane stewardess and scort but without the sex part
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Well. That does sound pretty damm cool to do. But how are you going to manage that?

It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?
User avatar #1300 to #1298 - floran ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
well looking for the right contacts, of course.
that or do some "voluntary" work first to learn the stuff

it would make it more interesting
User avatar #1292 - Byte (12/23/2015) [-]
Hello best plant. Would you care to join me in the feasting of many piles of flesh and bone?
#1293 to #1292 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
sssure
#1281 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
plant!
#1282 to #1281 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
cat girl
#1283 to #1282 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
whats up?
#1284 to #1283 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
well not much, will go out with friends to an anime cafe later
#1285 to #1284 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
neat never knew those things existed
neat never knew those things existed
#1286 to #1285 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
really? they are really popular all over the world where weeaboos exist

I don't even like anime, but the food is great and the cocktails amazing...plus waitress use a tiny maid outfit
#1287 to #1286 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
i have a mighty need for waitress in tiny maid outfit but nah not a lot here in the states
#1288 to #1287 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
probably for the lack of tiny girls that fit in the anime look and in less that a day it would be sued cos "tiny outfit is exploiting female body" or some **** like that
#1289 to #1288 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
probs heh welp time to move
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
there was a time I wanted to move to US, then tumblr and "anti-terror" laws happened

#1291 to #1290 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
true but i love my guns so i dont really mind at all
User avatar #1265 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
So how does the new PC feel?
#1266 to #1265 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
first time I am in love with a machine
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
That means that the love for machines was always there.
#1268 to #1267 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
negatory, Floran dislike machines in general. Gears and metal are cold and uncooperative, I don't trust it
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
But you still love your PC.

How does that work?
#1270 to #1269 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
buy it pre-build, so didn't have to deal with make it work. Also so far it does I what I want it to do, unlike most machines that do what they want. I don't like te feel of using machines like cars or motorcycles, I would rather ride a horse.

Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
But machines are absolute. When you have them as ally they do not betray you. They are programmed in such a way that they only do specific orders.

Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
machines can betray you at any moment, they don't care for sides. A virus can **** it up, they can be reprogrammed to serve other things. wouldn't trust a being without soul.
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet

things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
That is a huuuuge upgrade. Means you can play a lot more games now. Which is quite cool.



Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.
#1274 to #1273 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm a people's plant, I can deal with people easily and talk my way out of almost anything.
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Well.

I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.
#1276 to #1275 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
caught me, can't ssstab, ssseduce or ssscare machines
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
That would explain why you like humans *aka meatbags* so much. Can do all 3 without any problem. Well of course except for me. But now i know your secrets.
#1278 to #1277 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
meatbagsss love Floran funbagsss
meatbagsss love Floran funbagsss
User avatar #1280 to #1278 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Also thx for the weekly porn.
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Being fair

Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.
#1258 - giffythetoad (12/09/2015) [-]
Check out my ass.
#1259 to #1258 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
too lewd
#1261 to #1260 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
dat jpeg quality
#1263 to #1262 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
dem pixels
User avatar #1254 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - floran ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Sorry was bored so sent a Rawrrrr xD messege to those who commented on the raaaawwrr post
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - floran ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
oh, now I remember it
User avatar #1252 - xfishy ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
ay floran, you still play starbound/looking forward to these upcoming updates?
#1243 to #1242 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
suck my bbc
#1244 to #1243 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
S-Stop floran... T-That's too much.... I don't want it! I SAID ******* STO-*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
#1246 to #1245 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
Lmao that comic was so ******* furry
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?
#1247 to #1246 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
negatory
muscle furry chicks 4eva
#1248 to #1247 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
lmao wat
Kiss me
#1250 to #1249 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
GIF
But ... I never said anything about soda... STOP POSTING ****** UNDERTALE MEMES! STARBOUND ******** WAS TOUGH ENOUGH!
#1251 to #1250 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
both then
#1233 to #1231 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
sup
sup
#1235 to #1233 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
thanksgiving break bby
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
for me is work season, already got called for this weekend and worked 4 days last week

if all goes well I may get a new PC for December
#1237 to #1236 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
oo nice, I need to update my graphics card so i can have a chance to play fallout 4

I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling
#1240 to #1237 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
you getting better...going to sleep now

finally fixed my sleep times to naturally wake up at 3 am
#1241 to #1240 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
better is always good
im aiming on actually making a comic too

goodnoo
User avatar #1232 to #1230 - Sperit (11/26/2015) [-]
a free hug can't you ******* read?
#1225 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
hai plant
#1226 to #1225 - floran ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
is 5 am, finally over that 4 days of work in a row
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
time too relax then!!
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - floran ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
breakfast, games and not move a muscle, but seems like I got used to wake up this early now
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