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why does the floran have big tits? because she got...Implants :Dcomment
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#1555671 - >liking this monstrosity 17 seconds ago on FJ Backroom 0
#1555632 - she is adorable  [+] (2 new replies) 5 minutes ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1555650 - josuke (3 minutes ago) [-]
Literally the most generic anime character
Poppy is a new kid in Yordle high that no one understands but she's trying to fin a hero that in the end turns out to be her!
WOOOOOOOW, even the fucking tooth in her splash art is anime
Old Poppy was the best
#1555671 - floran (17 seconds ago) [-]
>liking this monstrosity

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#1555614 - So much I made this …  [+] (4 new replies) 7 minutes ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1555619 - josuke (7 minutes ago) [-]
Sssssh, you like new poppy, go away
#1555632 - floran (5 minutes ago) [-]
she is adorable
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#1555650 - josuke (3 minutes ago) [-]
Literally the most generic anime character
Poppy is a new kid in Yordle high that no one understands but she's trying to fin a hero that in the end turns out to be her!
WOOOOOOOW, even the fucking tooth in her splash art is anime
Old Poppy was the best
#1555671 - floran (17 seconds ago) [-]
>liking this monstrosity

#1555607 - Just realized I got Bowie haircut...lets say is my tribute to him 8 minutes ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1555562 - that explains everything, arm yourself to the teeth and in rio… 15 minutes ago on FJ Backroom +1
#1555545 - let me guess, downtown has a case of dindus  [+] (2 new replies) 22 minutes ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1555546 - shisno (22 minutes ago) [-]
you are correct
#1555562 - floran (15 minutes ago) [-]
that explains everything, arm yourself to the teeth and in riots just shoot them from the roof
#1555528 - only thing I know of Dallas are the football team and that JFK…  [+] (4 new replies) 27 minutes ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1555537 - shisno (25 minutes ago) [-]
>in downtown Dallas
>helping one friend
>drop him off at hotel
>not an hour later he gets mugged

>major metro area
>with good economy
>not target for happening
#1555545 - floran (22 minutes ago) [-]
let me guess, downtown has a case of dindus
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#1555546 - shisno (22 minutes ago) [-]
you are correct
#1555562 - floran (15 minutes ago) [-]
that explains everything, arm yourself to the teeth and in riots just shoot them from the roof
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User avatar #1354 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Can I urinate on you
#1355 to #1354 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
No way José
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm doing it anyways
#1357 to #1356 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Floran ssstab ssstab
Floran ssstab ssstab
#1358 to #1357 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
#1359 to #1358 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
And that is how Twi lost his dick
#1360 to #1359 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I guess it's a good thing I never had one
#1361 to #1360 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You said you were a futa before
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
It's a clit not a dick
#1363 to #1362 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
That is not how any of it works. You get Double ssstabed for being dumb
#1364 to #1363 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh have I got some freaky porn to show you my friend
#1365 to #1364 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Porn and sstab? This sounds bad
#1366 to #1365 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Please stop stabbing me
#1367 to #1366 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
For now
#1368 to #1367 - twi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
#1352 - argoniantits (01/08/2016) [-]
Prepare your plantus
#1353 to #1352 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I...wat?
User avatar #1333 - thenobodyorigin (01/03/2016) [-]
Well thx for all the free porn. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our fap pleasure.
#1334 to #1333 - floran ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
it was fun for a while, but is demanding to do something in a schedule...plus I ran out of stuff to post
User avatar #1335 to #1334 - thenobodyorigin (01/03/2016) [-]
Hey people are already happy you did all that for us. But of course if you don't want to do it anymore no-one will hold it against you.
User avatar #1327 - twi ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Love me
#1328 to #1327 - floran ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
my heart ran out of sap, no love left to give
#1329 to #1328 - twi ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
How get more sap?
How get more sap?
#1330 to #1329 - floran ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I dunno, probably professional help and therapy
#1331 to #1330 - twi ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
plant waaaiifuuu
plant waaaiifuuu
#1336 to #1332 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh **** me floran! Cum all that sap inside my hairy pussy and make me your biiiiitch! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
#1344 to #1342 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
you like Jojo, nothing could be worse than that
#1346 to #1344 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
...How does a great anime compare to some ****** "retro"-esque western video game?
#1348 to #1346 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Because Undertale makes sense while JoJo is just castlevania but 300% more homoerotic
Because Undertale makes sense while JoJo is just castlevania but 300% more homoerotic
#1349 to #1348 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
...Makes more sense?
How?
And how does that make it a better game...
.... You do realize there are EIGHT JoJo parts right? Not just Phantom Blood ... Which is amazing and doesn't really have anything to do with Castlevania , since Dio as a vampire isn't mythical at all .
#1350 to #1349 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
only watched 2 episodes, boring as ****
#1351 to #1350 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
God you're a vapid cunt
I really am glad I don't have your mentality
if it isn't a ****** , lazily-made pixel ******** but hey it brings back memories rightxD game for you to jump around like an adhd-middle-schooler it's "boring as ****** right?
User avatar #1318 - thenobodyorigin (12/30/2015) [-]
I have bought starbound. And started playing as glitch. and monkey. and floran.
#1319 to #1318 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Floran massster race
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - thenobodyorigin (12/30/2015) [-]
Well they are fun. But not as fun as killing the monkey people with glitch.

Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?
#1321 to #1320 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
coz sssilly monkeys are too boring to live by themselves, unlike Floran who look for the ultimate freedom and ssself dependence
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - thenobodyorigin (12/30/2015) [-]
Why yes. Also if i kill them do i get there weapons?

Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?
#1323 to #1322 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
machine and Floran are actually neutral at each other, both get the waysss of battle and conquer.

but they are more "honor" thing about their fights, as Floran is more sssport like or fun of it
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - thenobodyorigin (12/30/2015) [-]
Well it is quite cool to see. Both being the opposite and still being the neutral to each other.

Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
no :C
weapons can be found on crates nearby tho
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - thenobodyorigin (12/30/2015) [-]
I only got a flame thrower and a sword that can teleport. Just by luck.
#1307 to #1305 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Best
Friend
Floran
...
Salsa
#1309 to #1307 - xfishy (12/28/2015) [-]
Salsa dancing?
#1311 to #1309 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
taco salsa!
#1304 - axxein (12/26/2015) [-]
hello plant
#1337 to #1304 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Hello McBurd
#1306 to #1304 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #1308 to #1306 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
hello. How are you? You seem cool
#1310 to #1308 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I am sick...why are you saying that?
User avatar #1312 to #1310 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
i dunno, why not? you're cool on the board.

everyone is sick lately.
#1313 to #1312 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
probably because winter, for me is the little sleep and lots of work I get also mixing the 41°C heat of the beach with the 20°C cold of the bus.

User avatar #1314 to #1313 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
yeah, that'll do it.

don't overwork yourself to hard
#1315 to #1314 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
already thinking this will be my last year in that job, I am just so tired of it.
#1316 to #1315 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
grats. just remember to find something else before you quit. Monotony can kill anyone. Hopefully you can do the thing.

what do you do?
#1317 to #1316 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
tour guide in a tropical island
#1302 - Sperit ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #1338 to #1303 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
FLORAN PLEASE HELP SPERIT HE CAN'T WAKE UP
User avatar #1341 to #1338 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
good
User avatar #1343 to #1341 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
why so mean ? ;(
#1299 - argoniantits (12/24/2015) [-]
Merry chrsitmas you stupid plant beautiful flower
#1340 to #1299 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Y-You like floran too?
#1345 to #1340 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
don't make me block you again
#1347 to #1345 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
b-but I'm bein' nice...
#1301 to #1299 - floran ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
merry jew in a stick spawn commemoration
User avatar #1294 - thenobodyorigin (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey cutie. How ya doing? how is life going?
#1295 to #1294 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
not much, I feel...neutral I guess
unhappy but not depressed.

life well, going to work all christmas till new year...considering that my last days in that work
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - thenobodyorigin (12/23/2015) [-]
Ooh? That sucks. but hopefully you will get a better job after the one you got now.
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
yeah, looking for someone more adventurous and risky, like bungee, canopy or skydiving.

right now I feel like a mix of plane stewardess and scort but without the sex part
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - thenobodyorigin (12/24/2015) [-]
Well. That does sound pretty damm cool to do. But how are you going to manage that?

It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?
User avatar #1300 to #1298 - floran ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
well looking for the right contacts, of course.
that or do some "voluntary" work first to learn the stuff

it would make it more interesting
User avatar #1292 - Byte ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Hello best plant. Would you care to join me in the feasting of many piles of flesh and bone?
#1293 to #1292 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
sssure
#1281 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
plant!
#1282 to #1281 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
cat girl
#1283 to #1282 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
whats up?
#1284 to #1283 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
well not much, will go out with friends to an anime cafe later
#1285 to #1284 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
neat never knew those things existed
neat never knew those things existed
#1286 to #1285 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
really? they are really popular all over the world where weeaboos exist

I don't even like anime, but the food is great and the cocktails amazing...plus waitress use a tiny maid outfit
#1287 to #1286 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
i have a mighty need for waitress in tiny maid outfit but nah not a lot here in the states
#1288 to #1287 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
probably for the lack of tiny girls that fit in the anime look and in less that a day it would be sued cos "tiny outfit is exploiting female body" or some **** like that
#1289 to #1288 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
probs heh welp time to move
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
there was a time I wanted to move to US, then tumblr and "anti-terror" laws happened

#1291 to #1290 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
true but i love my guns so i dont really mind at all
User avatar #1265 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
So how does the new PC feel?
#1266 to #1265 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
first time I am in love with a machine
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
That means that the love for machines was always there.
#1268 to #1267 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
negatory, Floran dislike machines in general. Gears and metal are cold and uncooperative, I don't trust it
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
But you still love your PC.

How does that work?
#1270 to #1269 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
buy it pre-build, so didn't have to deal with make it work. Also so far it does I what I want it to do, unlike most machines that do what they want. I don't like te feel of using machines like cars or motorcycles, I would rather ride a horse.

Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
But machines are absolute. When you have them as ally they do not betray you. They are programmed in such a way that they only do specific orders.

Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
machines can betray you at any moment, they don't care for sides. A virus can **** it up, they can be reprogrammed to serve other things. wouldn't trust a being without soul.
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet

things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
That is a huuuuge upgrade. Means you can play a lot more games now. Which is quite cool.



Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.
#1274 to #1273 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm a people's plant, I can deal with people easily and talk my way out of almost anything.
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
Well.

I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.
#1276 to #1275 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
caught me, can't ssstab, ssseduce or ssscare machines
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
That would explain why you like humans *aka meatbags* so much. Can do all 3 without any problem. Well of course except for me. But now i know your secrets.
#1278 to #1277 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
meatbagsss love Floran funbagsss
meatbagsss love Floran funbagsss
User avatar #1280 to #1278 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
Also thx for the weekly porn.
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - thenobodyorigin (12/10/2015) [-]
Being fair

Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.
#1258 - giffythetoad (12/09/2015) [-]
Check out my ass.
#1259 to #1258 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
too lewd
#1261 to #1260 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
dat jpeg quality
#1263 to #1262 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
dem pixels
User avatar #1254 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - floran ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Sorry was bored so sent a Rawrrrr xD messege to those who commented on the raaaawwrr post
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - floran ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
oh, now I remember it
User avatar #1252 - xfishy (11/29/2015) [-]
ay floran, you still play starbound/looking forward to these upcoming updates?
#1243 to #1242 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
suck my bbc
#1244 to #1243 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
S-Stop floran... T-That's too much.... I don't want it! I SAID ******* STO-*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
#1246 to #1245 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
Lmao that comic was so ******* furry
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?
#1247 to #1246 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
negatory
muscle furry chicks 4eva
#1248 to #1247 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
lmao wat
Kiss me
#1250 to #1249 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
GIF
But ... I never said anything about soda... STOP POSTING ****** UNDERTALE MEMES! STARBOUND ******** WAS TOUGH ENOUGH!
#1251 to #1250 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
both then
#1233 to #1231 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
sup
sup
#1235 to #1233 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
thanksgiving break bby
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
for me is work season, already got called for this weekend and worked 4 days last week

if all goes well I may get a new PC for December
#1237 to #1236 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
oo nice, I need to update my graphics card so i can have a chance to play fallout 4

I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling
#1240 to #1237 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
you getting better...going to sleep now

finally fixed my sleep times to naturally wake up at 3 am
#1241 to #1240 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
better is always good
im aiming on actually making a comic too

goodnoo
#1229 - Sperit ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #1232 to #1230 - Sperit ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
a free hug can't you ******* read?
User avatar #1238 to #1234 - Sperit ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
#1225 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
hai plant
#1226 to #1225 - floran ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
is 5 am, finally over that 4 days of work in a row
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
time too relax then!!
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - floran ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
breakfast, games and not move a muscle, but seems like I got used to wake up this early now
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