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#113 - i have this. you pump enough into it and its not longer bullet…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Open Sesame -20
#139 - poyuma (08/19/2013) [-]
Shut up sir
User avatar #118 - floofy (08/19/2013) [-]
apparently people dont know how bulletproof glass works or something christ almighty you people are hostile lol
User avatar #127 - teoberry (08/19/2013) [-]
You got thumbed down because no one cares that you have a tiny cock. Yeah, owning guns is fine and dandy, but considering you have a candy-ass tacticool'd camo AK with a shitty drum mag, it crosses a bit of a line.
User avatar #154 - yorker (08/19/2013) [-]
Having a gun doesn't make you a bad person. Having a gun with stupid ass camo and parading it around a website to make you look cool makes you a bad person. This guy must not realize the default matt black or black with wood are cooler on an AK than any kind of camo.
User avatar #251 - floofy (08/19/2013) [-]
im not parading it around for christ sakes is it difficult to understand?

and the camo was done specifically for hog hunting not to be cool.

i dont understand how im trying to be cool everyone just seems to think i am.
#130 - floofy (08/19/2013) [-]
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was never trying to be cool or merit the size of my dick lol.

and quite frankly how do you know if the drum mag is shitty or not? perfectly functional unlike the part of your brain that gives you enjoyment.

taking shit too seriously. Way to kill the mood cock nose.
User avatar #131 - teoberry (08/19/2013) [-]
Nice chirps. Judging by your spelling I'm guessing this is airsoft. Still though, no one cares about your guns
User avatar #132 - floofy (08/19/2013) [-]
nope draco ak pistol.

have a nice day and dont put too many people on the bandwagon it might tip over.
#227 - Darkroyal (08/19/2013) [-]
>Bullet proof glass
>Post gun talking about shooting glass

Its related, goddammit people
User avatar #254 - floofy (08/19/2013) [-]
if you shoot it enough it shatters.

an example would be cermic plates in bulletproof vests.

they can only take 1-8 shots before the plate is seriously useless.
#276 - Darkroyal (08/20/2013) [-]
I trust you, believe me. I'm saying that you're talking about guns in a post about bulletproof glass and this asshole is saying no one cares.
#277 - floofy (08/20/2013) [-]
ah okay. i derped hard for a second there
User avatar #144 - lolollo (08/19/2013) [-]
If it's any record, I get the feeling the people thumbing you down just because you posted a picture of a gun on this website are leagues more insecure about their own dick sizes than anyone who would post said gun picture to respond t the content.
User avatar #133 - teoberry (08/19/2013) [-]
Uh, k. Good luck in your 5th grade coming up.
#139 - okay you made me chuckle... 08/18/2013 on Midgets +6
#123 - carry on 08/18/2013 on Midgets +9
#120 - you didnt get it.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Midgets +39
#134 - slickwilly (08/18/2013) [-]
"He didn't get it."

#152 - beatlestrainerwins (08/18/2013) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #196 - mkgt (08/18/2013) [-]
Come in.
#199 - beatlestrainerwins (08/18/2013) [-]
queen
#139 - floofy (08/18/2013) [-]
okay you made me chuckle...
User avatar #122 - mkgt (08/18/2013) [-]
I got it. I just made a joke of my own.
#123 - floofy (08/18/2013) [-]
carry on
#109 - brother!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Internet usage throughout... +1
#119 - leathermanshadow (08/17/2013) [-]
This sums of Texas so well, and I love it.
#137 - hue. 08/17/2013 on Homer +1
#81 - youre the newfag in this situation mate  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Homer 0
#137 - floofy (08/17/2013) [-]
hue.
#21 - oh look a bunch of cancerous **** 08/11/2013 on Happens all the time -1
#39 - or...you know...hes an officer...im not believing this one bit…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Best Koreas Navy +10
#46 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
Do you honestly expect this on FJ of all places?
#309 - Picture 08/10/2013 on Where's my fucking tank? +1
#307 - no, you legally cant make your own unless youre licensed.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Where's my fucking tank? 0
User avatar #315 - dedaluminus (08/10/2013) [-]
Either way, I said it was possible. The legality doesn't really matter, to me.
User avatar #313 - dedaluminus (08/10/2013) [-]
If I was making a tank to fight the gubbmint with, why would I care about legality?
However, the law dictates that all armor class vehicles can be built by any civilian, given that he/she has the required skill/materials to do so. They can't be used for anything, really, or driven on roads, but it's legal to build one, just like it's legal to build your own gun.
#256 - in the USA you can legally own a tank or anything over .50 cal…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Where's my fucking tank? +2
User avatar #300 - dedaluminus (08/10/2013) [-]
It's totally possible to make your own tank. Maybe not with reactive armor like the latest models, but at least on a level with WWII tanks.
User avatar #307 - floofy (08/10/2013) [-]
no, you legally cant make your own unless youre licensed.
User avatar #315 - dedaluminus (08/10/2013) [-]
Either way, I said it was possible. The legality doesn't really matter, to me.
User avatar #313 - dedaluminus (08/10/2013) [-]
If I was making a tank to fight the gubbmint with, why would I care about legality?
However, the law dictates that all armor class vehicles can be built by any civilian, given that he/she has the required skill/materials to do so. They can't be used for anything, really, or driven on roads, but it's legal to build one, just like it's legal to build your own gun.
#276 - angelmatvey (08/10/2013) [-]
#309 - floofy (08/10/2013) [-]
#84 - thats a clone trooper you CUNT  [+] (14 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Mr. Vader +9
#122 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
The clone troopers stayed for a short period before changing so you could say he is waiting for Lord Vader to appear for the first time.
User avatar #113 - timesmath (08/09/2013) [-]
Maybe he likes older ladies?
User avatar #91 - entarasu (08/09/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand? pls explain this detail went pass thru me
User avatar #94 - sgc (08/09/2013) [-]
clone troopers = good guys
User avatar #96 - Keoul (08/09/2013) [-]
I thought they went evil and killed the jedi?
User avatar #104 - reaperriley (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, also their names were changed to Storm Troopers.
User avatar #97 - sgc (08/09/2013) [-]
yes but only after they changed their helmets, these the are helmets from when they were still good, as they became traitors they made them more and more stormtroppery
User avatar #103 - runelh (08/09/2013) [-]
WRONG! Storm troopers are actually not clones. The clones was discarded after the event. The only clones left are Vaders personal 501st legion.
User avatar #108 - masdercheef (08/09/2013) [-]
Well if you want to be technical about it, there are more clones left than that, but the only pure-clone Legion left was the 501st. The rest started replacing clone casualties with regular recruits.
User avatar #109 - runelh (08/09/2013) [-]
I mention that later down.
User avatar #110 - masdercheef (08/09/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. The way you put it, you made it sound like there were absolutely no clones outside the 501st. I just wanted to clarify that little tidbit.
User avatar #105 - sgc (08/09/2013) [-]
so... then some stormtroopers ARE clones and i am not wrong at all?
also i didn't say they were stormtroopers, merely the helmets became much more stromtroopery
User avatar #106 - runelh (08/09/2013) [-]
No... The stormtroopers aren't clones... A vaders personal legion. The rest is normal humans or whatever races they tend to hire for the job of stormtroopers. Only one legion didn't make up the entire empire's military. And they didn't just change helmets, since they also discarded of the "clones", Stormtroopers are not clone soldiers. So yes, wrong you are.
User avatar #98 - Keoul (08/09/2013) [-]
oooh, thanks for the info man.
#260 - since WHEN?! ive lived in Texas all my life, one of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on 5 best and worst tourists +1
User avatar #264 - thisotherdude (08/08/2013) [-]
Every American I've met has been a cunt so I choose to believe they make terrible tourists (and before you say anything I've been to Phoenix, Las Vegas, and Colorado several times so don't give me that "people you meet on the internet don't count" bullshit)
#257 - im sorry do i hear antiamerican bias crawling up making you th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2013 on 5 best and worst tourists +1
User avatar #259 - thisotherdude (08/08/2013) [-]
Not inhuman, just egotistical asshats.
#260 - floofy (08/08/2013) [-]
since WHEN?!

ive lived in Texas all my life, one of the places with the most inflated egos in america, and ive never heard of anyone saying we're saving the god damnit world or that we're even saints.

what you HEAR is shit and what you see is NOTHING
User avatar #264 - thisotherdude (08/08/2013) [-]
Every American I've met has been a cunt so I choose to believe they make terrible tourists (and before you say anything I've been to Phoenix, Las Vegas, and Colorado several times so don't give me that "people you meet on the internet don't count" bullshit)
#118 - Jontron. youtube channels thejontronshow and the old …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Objection! +2
#127 - mcfattyfatty (08/08/2013) [-]
I think that is my favorite one.
#1604 - oh for god sakes why... why would you do this to me 08/07/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#75 - do you know what a pun is?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Objection! +14
User avatar #117 - arthless (08/08/2013) [-]
who is he'? i dont know him sorry :/
User avatar #119 - jontron (08/08/2013) [-]
me
User avatar #128 - arthless (08/08/2013) [-]
prove it!
User avatar #118 - floofy (08/08/2013) [-]
Jontron.

youtube channels thejontronshow and the old gamegrumps

prepare yourself for about 4 months of entertainment.

heres a sample!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV8Q2fsN0o

<3
#127 - mcfattyfatty (08/08/2013) [-]
I think that is my favorite one.
#215 - Picture 08/07/2013 on Bringing back the funny +1
#79 - ya....mines a little on the high end... 08/06/2013 on Marrying someone +1
#152 - wasnt karelia abandoned because if a large battle in world war 2? 08/06/2013 on Abandoned Places Comp. Part 2 0
#170 - definitely not parallel if we're talking method. im o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on /fit/izens Report-in 0
User avatar #195 - studbeefpile (08/06/2013) [-]
Not parallel? So, ATG, Or box?

(I don't know who Rippetoe is. Although I've heard the name.)
#116 - just squatted 405 today for 3 sets of 5 for example :V  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2013 on /fit/izens Report-in +3
#169 - studbeefpile (08/06/2013) [-]
Dude, I literally did the exact same thing today....

We talking ATG or parallel?
User avatar #170 - floofy (08/06/2013) [-]
definitely not parallel if we're talking method.

im one of Mark Rippetoes students.
User avatar #195 - studbeefpile (08/06/2013) [-]
Not parallel? So, ATG, Or box?

(I don't know who Rippetoe is. Although I've heard the name.)
#155 - snackman (08/06/2013) [-]
A Short one
#168 - or...ya know... 08/04/2013 on Nothing to do +1
#95 - theres a difference between someone whose a fatass and someone… 08/04/2013 on Black people... 0
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#19 - kingpinkie (08/05/2014) [-]
floofy
floofy
FLOOFY
U FUKKIN FEG
#12 - kingpinkie (01/12/2014) [-]
floofy
#14 to #13 - kingpinkie (01/12/2014) [-]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;rape
>>>>rape
#15 to #14 - floofy (01/12/2014) [-]
broke up with a girl, got together with another, started college a few months ago.   
   
you?
broke up with a girl, got together with another, started college a few months ago.

you?
#16 to #15 - kingpinkie (01/12/2014) [-]
WELL SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET   
uh...getting my 						****					 straight and going to the marines! in a few...need to finish some 						****					 up first   
OH AND GETTING DARKSOULS 2!   
so you know   
						******					 getting better
WELL SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
uh...getting my **** straight and going to the marines! in a few...need to finish some **** up first
OH AND GETTING DARKSOULS 2!
so you know
****** getting better
#17 to #16 - floofy (01/12/2014) [-]
gotta watch the military man i almost ended up in the army. 						******					 time to be in.
gotta watch the military man i almost ended up in the army. ****** time to be in.
#18 to #17 - kingpinkie (01/12/2014) [-]
yeeaaaa...i heard alot about it   
but im stupid and i still wanna   
i am prepared to make my own mistakes and be even stupider hueheu
yeeaaaa...i heard alot about it
but im stupid and i still wanna
i am prepared to make my own mistakes and be even stupider hueheu
#8 - floofy (11/09/2013) [-]
kingpinkie i summon thee!!
#9 to #8 - kingpinkie (11/09/2013) [-]
"phantom "kingpinkie" has been summoned"
#10 to #9 - floofy (11/09/2013) [-]
i got tired of you not bugging me.
i got tired of you not bugging me.
#11 to #10 - kingpinkie (11/09/2013) [-]
f-floofy-kun~&lt;3
f-floofy-kun~<3
#7 - kingpinkie (09/06/2013) [-]
&gt;sloppy seconds   
yes
>sloppy seconds
yes
#1 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
Thanks for uploading those vids, man.
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