welcome to the party

No it doesn't work man, that's where the "takes everything I mention as an insult or threat even" part comes in. She just takes everything, literally EVERYthing I try to do the wrong way entirely.

You should point it out to her that all your trying to do is fix things and that what shes doing is very counterproductive to your cause. ask her to give you a chance to explain yourself and to see things from your perspective.

She's a bitch?

Sorry, but I absolutely cannot stand people like that, she needs to learn to take things the way they are, not be offended as easily. Otherwise she isn't putting any effort into the friendship and you shouldn't have to go through that...