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Gender: female
Age: 77
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/glidinlikeasugarbear?f
Steam Profile: VaticVigilante7
Consoles Owned: n64, gamecube
Video Games Played: LoL, silly obscure early nintendo games
Interests: science, music, skiing, sailing, hiking, kayakking, swimming, climbing, softball, drawing, sculpting, beatboxing, longboarding, cooking, sewing, foreign and independent film, vintage items and antiques, acting, singing, camping, poetry, and knife throwin
Date Signed Up:8/22/2011
Last Login:6/20/2013
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I'm a peculiar individual, I like doing many things and love meeting new people and making new friends anywhere I go, so talk to me anytime c:

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#375 - she gay her opinions are gay 9 hours ago on Effect of Feminism 6 +1
#372 - if anything it's even worse for men? women you actually see th…  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Effect of Feminism 6 +2
#426 - N. Korean citizen (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but how often are men abused in the porn industry. Women are absolutely treated worst, being tricked into doing things they didn't get paid for and harmed by coworkers. Of course you can see the women more clearly in the porn you watch. You do realize the porn industry is mostly dominated by males and thus, they choose what you get to see mostly since they cater to male needs. How many of you would want to see the man's body in your straight porn? If anything, it's a bit unfair for the ladies that they can only see other ladies 90% of the time in straight porn.
User avatar #433 - flingwing (8 hours ago) [-]
agreed, but i was talking about in the way that their bodies are sexualized. women do get a lot more abuse and have pretty awful things done to them in pornography. and it is fucking annoying that the only straight porn i could find that had equal amounts of man and woman has monthly fees
User avatar #373 - kitchendweller (9 hours ago) [-]
I klnow! I tried explaining that to her, but she flat out refused to listen to me.
User avatar #375 - flingwing (9 hours ago) [-]
she gay her opinions are gay
#8 - heyheyhey das me das me!! 10 hours ago on My life story 0
#105 - drewsky  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Right in the feels. 0
User avatar #109 - ghouleyed (06/18/2013) [-]
Watch these from right to left looks funnier.
#1445 - female yes 06/18/2013 on Would you? 0
#634 - wait how is stating your physical stature agreeing with me? 15…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
#635 - Dap (06/17/2013) [-]
How so? My BMI is 23.6 and that's with incredibly low bodyfat. I wouldn't call it nothing by any means... Another ~150lb friend of mine joined my gym and I can deadlift literally twice his max.

My point was just fat = unhealthy. Gym = good.
#13 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Broccoli +1
#628 - models. models are models are models, all models are the same.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
#629 - catzombie (06/16/2013) [-]
Okay, now I know you're wrong.
#625 - oh my lord lol, i sew, i design clothing so i definitely know …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
#627 - catzombie (06/16/2013) [-]
I didn't mean clothing models...
User avatar #628 - flingwing (06/16/2013) [-]
models. models are models are models, all models are the same. as skinny as possible because tv adds 20 pounds. whether its clothing or makeup or acting it doesnt matter. if youre modeling and youre above 100 pounds you wont get any job.
#629 - catzombie (06/16/2013) [-]
Okay, now I know you're wrong.
#624 - okay...? what was the point of that comment. and see you have …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
#630 - Dap (06/17/2013) [-]
I actually "lift" 6 days a week, thanks.... And I'm definitely healthy, I have a very structured diet.

My point was that I was agreeing with you, without spending 153 words on describing myself; Yeesh lol. Photo is from my bodybuilding.com profile, I had it on me..

User avatar #634 - flingwing (06/17/2013) [-]
wait how is stating your physical stature agreeing with me? 150 for a man is like nothing
#635 - Dap (06/17/2013) [-]
How so? My BMI is 23.6 and that's with incredibly low bodyfat. I wouldn't call it nothing by any means... Another ~150lb friend of mine joined my gym and I can deadlift literally twice his max.

My point was just fat = unhealthy. Gym = good.
#541 - trust me, fat people know theyre fat. 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? +1
#539 - People who are over-weight should not be harassed to lose weig…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? +2
#557 - Dap (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm 5'7 and 151lbs, and close to no bodyfat (meaning like 6-8% of course)

gym for life.
User avatar #624 - flingwing (06/16/2013) [-]
okay...? what was the point of that comment. and see you have no fat supporting your muscles so i bet you dont even lift that much. just because you have abs doesnt automatically make you hot or healthy.
#630 - Dap (06/17/2013) [-]
I actually "lift" 6 days a week, thanks.... And I'm definitely healthy, I have a very structured diet.

My point was that I was agreeing with you, without spending 153 words on describing myself; Yeesh lol. Photo is from my bodybuilding.com profile, I had it on me..

User avatar #634 - flingwing (06/17/2013) [-]
wait how is stating your physical stature agreeing with me? 150 for a man is like nothing
#635 - Dap (06/17/2013) [-]
How so? My BMI is 23.6 and that's with incredibly low bodyfat. I wouldn't call it nothing by any means... Another ~150lb friend of mine joined my gym and I can deadlift literally twice his max.

My point was just fat = unhealthy. Gym = good.
#524 - thats not true at all. some guys like girls that look like ske…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
#558 - catzombie (06/16/2013) [-]
Majority likes the same thing, just look at models.
User avatar #625 - flingwing (06/16/2013) [-]
oh my lord lol, i sew, i design clothing so i definitely know what im talking about here. models are NOT meant to be attractive, they're meant to be clothes hangers. the anorexic giants you see on the run way are not societies' definition of beauty, if you ask any designer if they think their models are pretty, they will say no. models are grotesquely thin, disgustingly slender, they are in no way meant to be attractive, they are meant and made, paid to look good in clothing. that's it. the only reason someone might think a model is attractive is because the media doesn't understand the fashion industry and takes what is meant only to be an exposition and dishes it out as if is a definition of beauty. models are not meant to be attractive, they are meant to be little dress up dolls that could put on a burlap sack and rock it.
#627 - catzombie (06/16/2013) [-]
I didn't mean clothing models...
User avatar #628 - flingwing (06/16/2013) [-]
models. models are models are models, all models are the same. as skinny as possible because tv adds 20 pounds. whether its clothing or makeup or acting it doesnt matter. if youre modeling and youre above 100 pounds you wont get any job.
#629 - catzombie (06/16/2013) [-]
Okay, now I know you're wrong.
#564 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2013) [-]
Catwalk models are like fucking skeletor.
#569 - catzombie (06/16/2013) [-]
I was kinda thinking of Victoria Secret models.
#523 - nah shes curving, she has hips and an hourglass shape. curvyne… 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
#877 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
#889 - DerpScout (06/14/2013) [-]
Ayo girl you wan sum fuk? Skype me, I'm xXxX96Cockmongler69XxXx. Show tits!
User avatar #888 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N commented on your profile... neat...
#879 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
Arrows shouldn't be in people's skulls. But they are.
#36 - this looks like dusters 06/14/2013 on uwf +2
#849 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart +8
#871 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
You're not supposed to admit that... now you'll be set upon by 12 year olds pming you "Ayo girl you wan sum fuk? Skype me, I'm xXxX96Cockmongler69XxXx. Show tits!"
#877 - flingwing (06/14/2013) [-]
#889 - DerpScout (06/14/2013) [-]
Ayo girl you wan sum fuk? Skype me, I'm xXxX96Cockmongler69XxXx. Show tits!
User avatar #888 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N commented on your profile... neat...
#879 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
Arrows shouldn't be in people's skulls. But they are.
#844 - i currently and wearing a stolen survival cord bracelet, stole…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
#846 - hesorama (06/14/2013) [-]
#849 - flingwing (06/14/2013) [-]
#871 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
You're not supposed to admit that... now you'll be set upon by 12 year olds pming you "Ayo girl you wan sum fuk? Skype me, I'm xXxX96Cockmongler69XxXx. Show tits!"
#877 - flingwing (06/14/2013) [-]
#889 - DerpScout (06/14/2013) [-]
Ayo girl you wan sum fuk? Skype me, I'm xXxX96Cockmongler69XxXx. Show tits!
User avatar #888 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N commented on your profile... neat...
#879 - Sethorein (06/14/2013) [-]
Arrows shouldn't be in people's skulls. But they are.
#2 - sho me ur face fagget 06/12/2013 on ncisagentgibbs's profile 0
#23 - Picture 06/09/2013 on FML +17
#22 - i wouldnt have laughed i would have just softly mumbled "…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on FML +18
User avatar #24 - absolutnignog (06/09/2013) [-]
I would have laughed if I hadn't laughed when I read it 2 days ago on fml.com
#81 - squidgirl was a terrible anime  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Delicious 0
User avatar #89 - erotictentacle (06/09/2013) [-]
dunno, i'm mainly reading the manga over the time i have nothing else
#127 - oh sorry i was busy talking to someone  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on gingers and blondes +1
#128 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
I cant believe you would betray me like this so soon after my proposal! :'(
#159 - AresX (06/01/2013) [-]
This is pathetic
#161 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
id reply saying you are pathetic but that cat shaking its head at me tells me that what you just said is correct. evil cat
#120 - that movie was fun because they really understood the viewer b…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2013 on gingers and blondes +1
#124 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
you can open your eyes now
User avatar #127 - flingwing (06/01/2013) [-]
oh sorry i was busy talking to someone
#128 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
I cant believe you would betray me like this so soon after my proposal! :'(
#159 - AresX (06/01/2013) [-]
This is pathetic
#161 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
id reply saying you are pathetic but that cat shaking its head at me tells me that what you just said is correct. evil cat
#123 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
#121 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
when I first watched it I didn't think it was gonna be that great but within 5 minutes I fell in love with the movie haha and oh gurll you already know you look good mmmhmmmmm haha and we gotta do this right. lets see you sit over there and close your eyes and when I say to open your eyes you look
#113 - why thank you this is the maroon, and the haircut is …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/01/2013 on gingers and blondes +4
#114 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
oh good god yes! scott pilgrim vs. the world is one of my favorite movies of all time haha but that haircut and color looks really really freaking cute on you no lie. will you marry me haha
#120 - flingwing (06/01/2013) [-]
that movie was fun because they really understood the viewer base, but the comics are so much better haha.

omg thank you soo much :333

totes mcgotes yo, get the fucking ring out
#124 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
you can open your eyes now
User avatar #127 - flingwing (06/01/2013) [-]
oh sorry i was busy talking to someone
#128 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
I cant believe you would betray me like this so soon after my proposal! :'(
#159 - AresX (06/01/2013) [-]
This is pathetic
#161 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
id reply saying you are pathetic but that cat shaking its head at me tells me that what you just said is correct. evil cat
#123 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
#121 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/01/2013) [-]
when I first watched it I didn't think it was gonna be that great but within 5 minutes I fell in love with the movie haha and oh gurll you already know you look good mmmhmmmmm haha and we gotta do this right. lets see you sit over there and close your eyes and when I say to open your eyes you look
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#328 - Kelech (05/25/2013) [-]
thanks ya for acceptin
have NPH
User avatar #326 - birdss (05/20/2013) [-]
Do you even online bitch.
Snap out of that Starfish world you're in!!!
User avatar #327 to #326 - flingwing (05/20/2013) [-]
ive been busy/disinterested with funnyjunk for a few days lol
User avatar #324 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#325 to #324 - flingwing (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you too addy&lt;3
i love you too addy<3
User avatar #321 - birdss (05/13/2013) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
User avatar #322 to #321 - flingwing (05/13/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #323 to #322 - birdss (05/13/2013) [-]
IM SINGING ON THE CHAT WITH DUSTERS.
#319 - birdss (05/06/2013) [-]
This is me on the beach.
User avatar #318 - Thefirstpedobear (04/22/2013) [-]
Hullow
User avatar #308 - screenlooker (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey you play League of Legends right? What's your summoner name?
User avatar #309 to #308 - flingwing (04/15/2013) [-]
how do you know i play LoL e.e
User avatar #310 to #309 - screenlooker (04/16/2013) [-]
"Video Games Played: LoL, silly obscure early nintendo games" On your profile.
User avatar #311 to #310 - flingwing (04/16/2013) [-]
oh hurdur im retarded. oops. why do you want to add me e.e
User avatar #312 to #311 - screenlooker (04/16/2013) [-]
It's all good, and because I want some friends from funnyjunk for the hell of it. It's up to you, obviously. My summoner name is Screenlooker if you want to add me, if not it's what ever. Anyways, have a nice day, I'm getting ready for my class today,
User avatar #301 - thatnerdyguy (04/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, but my inbox is broken, so I can't see your message :(
User avatar #302 to #301 - flingwing (04/01/2013) [-]
do you have skype? lets be friends
User avatar #303 to #302 - thatnerdyguy (04/01/2013) [-]
I'm thatnerdyguy on there too :)
User avatar #300 - samxdaxman (03/26/2013) [-]
Normally, I'd just text you(even though you fucking hate that), but my phone broke :( anyway, whatsup?
#292 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/01/2013) [-]
#293 to #292 - flingwing (03/01/2013) [-]
i love how the plot of homestuck would have been even more literically sound had the trolls not been there, and they dont matter whatsoever, but people like them the best
#294 to #293 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/01/2013) [-]
They make for interesting characters. Confusing as hell though.
#295 to #294 - flingwing (03/01/2013) [-]
WH47 D00 U FUVK1NG M34N CONFU7H1NG
WH47 D00 U FUVK1NG M34N CONFU7H1NG
#281 - snakefire ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Hello miss, I'm the profile...inspector....


I'm here to make sure your profile is.... profile...enough...

yeah...
#282 to #281 - flingwing (02/28/2013) [-]
INSPECTOR YOU SAY? bitch please...
User avatar #283 to #282 - snakefire ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
lol so how are you today
User avatar #284 to #283 - flingwing (02/28/2013) [-]
eh, im okay. got a shit load of math work to do but .. procrastination. what brings you to my pixelated dwelling dear friend
User avatar #285 to #284 - snakefire ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
boredom mostly.

procrastination is like... an art for me.
User avatar #286 to #285 - flingwing (02/28/2013) [-]
same... i done a slideshow twenty minutes before class even though we were given a month, and still got an A.
User avatar #287 to #286 - snakefire ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
That's impressive, but what about this

>don't do any work for three weeks
>aquire F
>ask for makeup assignments
>makeup assignments take 30 minutes each to complete
>Bring grades back up to A's and B's

>doing like 3 or 4 hours of work and getting better grades than people who actually worked during those 3 weeks
User avatar #288 to #287 - flingwing (02/28/2013) [-]
thats like... how my whole system works.

we are brethren
User avatar #289 to #288 - snakefire ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Yes. so do you have skype or anything?
User avatar #290 to #289 - flingwing (02/28/2013) [-]
i have an aim :( theres a parent block on my computer because my parents suck
User avatar #291 to #290 - snakefire ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
wat... how old are you?
User avatar #296 to #291 - flingwing (03/03/2013) [-]
im 15 but theyre paranoid so they put a parent block on the computer :I
User avatar #297 to #296 - snakefire ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Lol that sucks
User avatar #298 to #297 - flingwing (03/04/2013) [-]
indeed, but it blocks random things. like i can look at as much gay porn as i want but i cant find pictures of sailboats for the life of me
User avatar #299 to #298 - snakefire ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
lol looks like you should stock up on magazines then
#277 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
#279 to #277 - flingwing (02/24/2013) [-]
these are good.. lesbian is acceptable. the only thing, the onse where they stick their tongue out as far as possible are silly because youre not gonna make a girl cum by being squeamish about it x3 you really gotta dig in, like youre ravishing and ice cream.
these are good.. lesbian is acceptable. the only thing, the onse where they stick their tongue out as far as possible are silly because youre not gonna make a girl cum by being squeamish about it x3 you really gotta dig in, like youre ravishing and ice cream.
User avatar #280 to #279 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, alright
#274 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #275 to #274 - flingwing (02/21/2013) [-]
you know this is homestuck fanart right?
#276 to #275 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, but faget's faget


why?
#272 - commondorozor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #273 to #272 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
FUCK THIS WEBSITE
#270 - commondorozor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #271 to #270 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
wait fuck fail
#262 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/05/2013) [-]
Ehm

No time to explain

got banned
ranked up in no time, lel...

How's it going?
User avatar #263 to #262 - flingwing (02/05/2013) [-]
how many fucking accounts do you have? and why didnt you just use commandurr..? jesus christ, and how did you comment like 1000 times within a few days?
User avatar #264 to #263 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/05/2013) [-]
well, most comments were made yesterday

I would've posted much more if I hadn't gone to watch a movie, hehe

Ummm, I got like 6

CommandoR azor (ban'd)
commandurrazor (deleted)
commandurr (deleted cuz I can)
kbai (yes)
flutterniggah (I don't know what happened to this one, though)
commondorozor


I am god nigga

also I was trying to accelerate the 3 million get on brony

hehe
User avatar #265 to #264 - flingwing (02/05/2013) [-]
if you added up all your thumbs from all your accounts, you'd be the new phanact
User avatar #267 to #265 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/05/2013) [-]
phancat has 178574 comment thumbs

Me, in total, must be around...

80,000?
probably much less
User avatar #266 to #265 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/05/2013) [-]
not really
User avatar #268 to #266 - flingwing (02/11/2013) [-]
i thought only odmon got red text?
User avatar #269 to #268 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
also lade

but no this is slightly brighter than odmon's

you can check his (or lade's) on the items board
#254 - astisk (02/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#249 - Ulmer (01/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #250 to #249 - flingwing (01/23/2013) [-]
hello
User avatar #237 - tomatospy (01/22/2013) [-]
does your character have a certain color shirt i should be aware of
#239 to #237 - flingwing (01/22/2013) [-]
no, anything really. just blue eyes, maroon hair with those longer tassles in the front, aka, me.   
   
you actually caught me in the midst of making sfw porn. im gonna make a comp, heres the first picture
no, anything really. just blue eyes, maroon hair with those longer tassles in the front, aka, me.

you actually caught me in the midst of making sfw porn. im gonna make a comp, heres the first picture
User avatar #240 to #239 - tomatospy (01/22/2013) [-]
cant wait
make sure to color it in well thought (dont want to get banned)
User avatar #235 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
hello(for those who are new to my friends list, every once in a while i write on their profiles and say whatsup).
so, how are you?
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