I'm pretty much used to them now, as long as you don't try and fuck em up they leave you alone, I've honestly found them crawling on my neck while camping before.

Muhammad is a chicken?

actually if its like a v-chip like in TVs thats not a bad idea were the parents have to set it and not the government

I drive a Kawasaki Ninja 250r, I think its pretty good :)

If you look closely you'll see that you're using an extremely overused joke known by the entire internet.