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Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
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#14 - Well it's made with cabbage a lot, and it's a fermented dish. … 5 minutes ago on Jumanji 0
#52 - I completely agree 20 minutes ago on uuh shiny 0
#65 - I don't look at it like a joke. I just see a guy making it imp…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Gift Card Bet -1
User avatar #66 - cuntism (1 hour ago) [-]
I was joking ;)

I suppose I can understand you seeing it that way, it's just it seems like something a mate would do to prank another mate. Hell the time and effort gone into it shows that they are close friends, it's not the sort of gag you'd pull on just some guy you owe money to.

It's not my cup of tea, and if someone did it to me I'd probably think they're a bit of a (creative) bellend, but I can see how it would work as a prank with the right mindset between friends
#6 - I got no ideas then. 2 hours ago on Is it only me? 0
#1 - As the thumbs change, the content changes place in line, but y…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Is it only me? 0
#3 - kanedam (2 hours ago) [-]
but i'm not going through "top content" meaning that it's sorted by thumbs but "newest content" so it should be sortet chronological...
#6 - flemsdfer (2 hours ago) [-]
I got no ideas then.
#8 - Yes! That. I couldn't remember the name of it for the life of me.  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Jumanji 0
#12 - anonymous (7 minutes ago) [-]
The fuck? Kimchi isn't rotten cabbage.
User avatar #14 - flemsdfer (5 minutes ago) [-]
Well it's made with cabbage a lot, and it's a fermented dish. So it's "basically" rotten cabbage. That is my reasoning.
#5 - But the pressure isn't pushing the door shut, it's on the insi…  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on Fresh +1
User avatar #7 - cuntism (2 hours ago) [-]
Yes but the doors open inwards to stop exactly this scenario.
#6 - sinery (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #8 - cuntism (2 hours ago) [-]
Yes. The air pressure is on the inside, there is very little air pressure outside, the higher you go the thinner the air. All the pressure is from inside the craft, but it's impossible to open the door because it opens inwards.
User avatar #9 - sinery (2 hours ago) [-]
The air is less dense yes, but these fuckers move at like 500 mph which create a whole lot of damn pressure.
And fuck kind of planes have you been riding that swings the door from the inside?
User avatar #10 - cuntism (2 hours ago) [-]
Your thinking is sound but you're missing a vital point: there isn't any air to create pressure

You could be moving at say....17,500mph and there still would be no pressure if there is nothing to be pressed against it, like what happens in orbit.

You need something to create pressure, and there isn't any up there.

And ALL plane doors open inwards first, it might only be a little bit before they swing up, or out, but they open inwards first so that they can't be opened when the cabin is pressurized. That's the other point too, airplanes are pressurized tubes, the pressure against the door is over 1000lb/sqft
#9 - Me saying that genitals and faces are really different objects… 3 hours ago on femitits 0
#7 - I don't know if you can compare a dick to a face. They don't h…  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on femitits -2
User avatar #8 - notnewaccount (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh! So a dick is more touchable than a face? I thought it wasn't relevant as long as they're both mine.
A stupid decision doesn't imply that the other's stupid decisions have something to do with me.
User avatar #12 - krobeles (2 hours ago) [-]
You're still a drooling idiot, after reading the rest of this conversation. I also cannot understand why you post an Anon up there, you spazz.
#13 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
Because that faggot blocked me for not having arguments.
I've been looking through your comments, and I've decided there's no point in speaking with you, disocial, faggot
User avatar #9 - flemsdfer (3 hours ago) [-]
Me saying that genitals and faces are really different objects suddenly made you very pissy. I didn't even make that the point, it was just a trail off.

What I am saying is I think rather than "She's right, they wrong" I think they're all in the wrong for this one. Everyone should've followed "My actions have consequences" here. Not just the crowd.
#4 - If you whipped your dick out in a mob and it got touched and y…  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on femitits -2
User avatar #6 - notnewaccount (4 hours ago) [-]
Because, you know, it's mine
User avatar #5 - notnewaccount (4 hours ago) [-]
If it gets touched by accident I wouldn't have any problem.
That's like asking "Why would you show your face if you don't want it to get touched?". There's no reason for anyone to touch it.
User avatar #7 - flemsdfer (4 hours ago) [-]
I don't know if you can compare a dick to a face. They don't hold many similarities for most people. But ignoring that, whipping it out in a mob of people is the first stupid decision I notice about the whole thing. I mean, that's the first action in the chain of events someone could've controlled, but didn't.
Personally, I believe the whole thing is a parade of stupid decisions, but she did start it off so she's not the innocent victim in my eyes. She's just part of this crowd of stupid people and I can't feel any sympathy for the lot of them.

User avatar #8 - notnewaccount (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh! So a dick is more touchable than a face? I thought it wasn't relevant as long as they're both mine.
A stupid decision doesn't imply that the other's stupid decisions have something to do with me.
User avatar #12 - krobeles (2 hours ago) [-]
You're still a drooling idiot, after reading the rest of this conversation. I also cannot understand why you post an Anon up there, you spazz.
#13 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
Because that faggot blocked me for not having arguments.
I've been looking through your comments, and I've decided there's no point in speaking with you, disocial, faggot
User avatar #9 - flemsdfer (3 hours ago) [-]
Me saying that genitals and faces are really different objects suddenly made you very pissy. I didn't even make that the point, it was just a trail off.

What I am saying is I think rather than "She's right, they wrong" I think they're all in the wrong for this one. Everyone should've followed "My actions have consequences" here. Not just the crowd.
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User avatar #56 - admin (11/21/2014) [-]
#57 to #56 - flemsdfer ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					, I'm sorry.
Oh **** , I'm sorry.
User avatar #50 - Marker (09/03/2014) [-]
OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE!
User avatar #51 to #50 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
User avatar #52 to #51 - Marker (09/03/2014) [-]
GLYCOFAG ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING WORTH FLAGGING
#53 to #52 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
WHAT'D HE DO?
WHAT'D HE DO?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Marker (09/03/2014) [-]
posted his usual pics, but on a ton of unrelated posts, not replying to anyone
#55 to #54 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Today is a good day then
User avatar #42 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Oxymoron/funny-pictures/5239183/35#35
was this the faggot you were talking about
#43 to #42 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #44 to #43 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
he already lost the race, why even try
#45 to #44 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I think he genuinely wants to preach his 						****					 actually. I don't know why his 						****					 hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art 						****					, why can't this guy get banned for his vegan 						****					?
I think he genuinely wants to preach his **** actually. I don't know why his **** hasn't counted as spam. When someone wants to put nothing but videos promoting their hotel business, it's spam. Someone puts nothing but pictures promoting their eating beliefs, it's okay. Andre Herring gets banned for his art **** , why can't this guy get banned for his vegan **** ?
User avatar #46 to #45 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, man. Who was it that said it wasn't spam, addy or the 10s?
User avatar #47 to #46 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Addy asked for spam accounts. I brought this up as maybe being a spam account, but it was up to him to decide. I got no answer in return.
User avatar #49 to #47 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh, but I did get the user to respond to me going on about "I just thought I could share what I think with everyone" eventhough he deletes everyone else's **** .
User avatar #48 to #47 - Marker (07/31/2014) [-]
idunno, maybe ask the 10s or 9s what they think. You might at least get an okay to flag him relentlessly.
#37 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
Hello there rare MOD
User avatar #38 to #37 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You wanted to add me because I'm a mod?
#39 to #38 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
No.  I have no 						*******					 clue why
No. I have no ******* clue why
#40 to #39 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
You can stay
#41 to #40 - knightgiver (05/27/2014) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
#30 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
You removed me
#31 to #30 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
It said there was a second "request" in there from you, but you were already in my friends so I thought "Well I'll just get rid of that" and then it said it removed you from friends.....
#32 to #31 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
Ah. No harm no foul. Here, have some pizza
#34 to #33 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
want more?
want more?
#35 to #34 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
Not now. I need to go..........make....pizza......
#36 to #35 - pizzaweed (04/07/2014) [-]
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.   
   
   
I'm out
I gotta go to. back to lurking content.


I'm out
User avatar #24 - Marker (03/20/2014) [-]
Dude, you just flagged a higher level mod's content when he had meant to put it in **** www.funnyjunk.com/What+in+the+actual+fuck/movies/5063493/

Could have at least told him it went into SFW so he could have switched it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Isn't it supposed to be where we can't flag higher levels' stuff?
I just saw it and thought he went off his rocker or something.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Marker (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah, for some reason that level thing doesn't work for content. I'm talking with him on skype and he's trying to get it unflagged so he can delete it (which I oddly cannot do)
User avatar #28 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
........or not. I'm not getting an "unflag" button on the flagged content.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Marker (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm putting this on the modboard as a couple bugs in one
Also Barata said he doesn't hold anything against you, he was just taken aback for a bit.
User avatar #27 to #26 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll do it then
User avatar #20 - Marker (02/04/2014) [-]
Just a quick note, if the guy who posted this www.funnyjunk.com/Sexy+Girls+Vine/youtube/5005724/ starts posting anything else, it's safe to start abusing the spam flag. The last guy who posted "Vine" **** is here www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa and racked up a **** ton of flags from yours truly.
User avatar #22 to #20 - flemsdfer ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay. I just did it because the thumbnail was practically all boob showing, but I'll check spam if there's a next time.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Marker (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, understandable, just a friendly warning because it might happen. It might not, but just be wary,
User avatar #21 to #20 - Marker (02/04/2014) [-]
stupid spoiler tags www.funnyjunk.com/user/cesiqa
 
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