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Date Signed Up:2/19/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#138 - she looks like a horse-faced version of madonna. my dick didnt…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2013 on So Lady Gaga decided to... -4
User avatar #171 - lozac (11/26/2013) [-]
I guess the picture is one of the rare things that makes your dick twitch
#177 - flamingobitch (11/26/2013) [-]
I said it DIDN'T make it twitch you twat
User avatar #179 - lozac (11/26/2013) [-]
I was referring to the picture you left in the comment
#187 - flamingobitch (11/26/2013) [-]
you're hilarious.
User avatar #200 - lozac (11/26/2013) [-]
"she looks like a horse-faced version of madonna. my dick didnt even twitch"

You're hilarious aswell
#207 - flamingobitch (11/26/2013) [-]
#134 - this was a game me and 5 other friends played for 5 hours beca… 11/20/2013 on you lil shits +2
#11 - Bitch Please  [+] (21 new replies) 11/19/2013 on you lil shits +131
User avatar #154 - wallbuilder (11/20/2013) [-]
"You FUCKING CUNT! I didn't deploy troops in your area at the start and now you're invading when we have a truce?!"

Also, never actually finished a game. Had a 14 hour one that didn't even have a single player eliminated.
User avatar #139 - peezle (11/20/2013) [-]
Implying anyone's actually finished a game.
User avatar #131 - theexplodingcheez (11/20/2013) [-]
ah, the horror stories I have of this game. My friend invites us over for a "Risk Party," and long story short it last until 4:00 AM. It is at this time that we figure out he has literally been using trick dice the entire time. His board ended up getting ripped in half. inb4 cool story bro
User avatar #126 - theoretical (11/20/2013) [-]
The fucking betrayal, my own brother betrayed me, who was betrayed by his best friend, who in turn ended up winning. Never forget, Never forgive
#124 - kokanum (11/20/2013) [-]
I had this game when I was younger and played it a lot on the PC

Now Windows 7 doesn't support it
User avatar #92 - mylazy (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I had one of the best games ever last year. I started off in the worst possible position: Asia. I quickly took control of Australia, fortunately, but 2 of the other three players formed an alliance and took over all of North America, South America, and Africa. One person took North America and the other one took the other two. Then they both put some into Europe and Asia. I allied myself with the remaining guy who betrayed me 3 moves in. He died the next turn. All looked lost, because I was down to Australia and about 1 quarter of Asia. Then the other two broke off their alliance and I allied myself with the second strongest of the two. The strongest guy quickly lost his place as strongest, but he was stil stronger than me. I broke my alliance with the guy I had it with and joined with the guy we were just teaming up on. Then we took him down. To further. By this time, I had gained full control of Asia, most of europe, and entered into Africa. They stood no chance after that. I am still surprise they took the alliances that they did, given that if they hadn't they could have destroyed me.

tl;dr Started off in the worst possible way and ended up destroying my opponents.
#74 - garroshhellscream (11/19/2013) [-]
[You think you can beat me?]
#172 - twi (11/20/2013) [-]
eheheheheehe
#50 - starshroom (11/19/2013) [-]
valid point
User avatar #42 - celend (11/19/2013) [-]
We always play that the night before new years eve, just to get into the spirit of the thing I once won on two turns

all six's baby
#35 - thedecodedgamer (11/19/2013) [-]
I WAS STUCK IN AUSTRALIA, I TRUSTED YOU TO PROTECT ME, NO you wanted to grow AND FOR WHAT YOU LOST TO FREAKING AMERICA. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MIDDLE EAST.
User avatar #33 - BadManTaliban (11/19/2013) [-]
fucking strategic craps.
User avatar #30 - brutusantony (11/19/2013) [-]
make treaties with everyone
convince them to weaken the other person so you can attack them
...
profit
#28 - ragingflamingos (11/19/2013) [-]
My brother still hasn't forgiven me for breaking our treaty and invading Kamchatka like 6 or 7 years ago.
User avatar #80 - igotyou (11/20/2013) [-]
hahaha,
I always stack Kamchatka.
It has come to a point that when I play risk my main goal is to either invade Kamchatka or to keep it.
My friends are all aware of that and they all try to get it from me.
Your brother should be mad that you took that place from him. I understand him.
#18 - mattdoggy (11/19/2013) [-]
that game never ends...
#138 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
Bitch please. . .
#134 - flamingobitch (11/20/2013) [-]
this was a game me and 5 other friends played for 5 hours because we added new rules like standing up and saying "it's my turn" and then slamming a fist down at the beginning of your turn. if you failed to do this we skipped you. every time someone conquers a continent they added a new rule. shit got intense
#75 - thasmackdown (11/19/2013) [-]
Not unless you make it end with an iron fist...
No I don't mean honorable victory
#36 - thedecodedgamer (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - shadowsynergy (11/19/2013) [-]
I usually win within 2 hours.
#87 - Brother? 11/16/2013 on Willie Nelson +1
#147 - this is from The ABC's of Death. a weird horror anthology film 11/11/2013 on What 0
#203 - Funniest thing you SAW last week. otherwise nice 11/10/2013 on Funniest thing you seen... 0
#131 - just for that gif, It shall be done 10/28/2013 on We'd kick their A$$ +4
#127 - thumbed all of you for you guys. i gotchu  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on We'd kick their A$$ +3
#130 - makethingsworse (10/28/2013) [-]
Thumb me baby! It feels so good!
#131 - flamingobitch (10/28/2013) [-]
just for that gif, It shall be done
#70 - **** yes. you, sir are awesome. have a gif  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on The magic of cinema +1
User avatar #71 - infernojew (10/28/2013) [-]
Thank you sir and not to brag or anything but I have all 5 MST3K versions of Gamera
#12 - correct. it's from Gamera vs Guiron.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2013 on The magic of cinema +4
User avatar #30 - infernojew (10/28/2013) [-]
thank you someone actually knows what movie this is though I watched the MST3K version still hella good though
#70 - flamingobitch (10/28/2013) [-]
fuck yes. you, sir are awesome. have a gif
User avatar #71 - infernojew (10/28/2013) [-]
Thank you sir and not to brag or anything but I have all 5 MST3K versions of Gamera
#80 - Amen man, amen 10/27/2013 on o rly? +1
#562 - calling slight ******** on these readings 09/23/2013 on Name Colors 0
#228 - but they are not reanimated corpses. they are infected not dea… 07/12/2013 on 28 days later 0
#35 - I feel your pain man. great movies and ******* cr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2013 on 28 days later +1
User avatar #80 - trollmobile (07/08/2013) [-]
if they're infected with a disease that makes them lose their mind and attack humans on sight, they're zombies to me, they may not fit the dictionary definition of a zombie, but they're still zombies to me.
#228 - flamingobitch (07/12/2013) [-]
but they are not reanimated corpses. they are infected not dead then alive again
#831 - Coshocton, Ohio 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#138 - He's clearly a smoker from Left 4 Dead 06/11/2013 on maurice simpson +1
#125 - is that a picture from the school walls of katawa shoujo?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on It never was 0
User avatar #126 - thisotherdude (06/08/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
#263 - whats a caner? 05/22/2013 on Me again! (That kid with... +4
#161 - I find her cute as well  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on fuck you thats not funny 0
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User avatar #167 - neonbrony (05/22/2013) [-]
damn hot
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#5 - I love Gustave dore's illustrations. 05/14/2013 on Stop Hitting Yourself 0
#536 - the answer is in this facial expression 05/04/2013 on Rape Here 0
#386 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Rape Here 0
User avatar #423 - stealthnull (05/03/2013) [-]
what? you have to admit its a shade or 3 darker than mine.
#536 - flamingobitch (05/04/2013) [-]
the answer is in this facial expression
#380 - agreed  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Rape Here +1
#383 - stealthnull (05/03/2013) [-]
How is your name...so blue?
#386 - flamingobitch (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #423 - stealthnull (05/03/2013) [-]
what? you have to admit its a shade or 3 darker than mine.
#536 - flamingobitch (05/04/2013) [-]
the answer is in this facial expression
#289 - legit thought this said global internet porn hobbits 04/03/2013 on Sorry, I can't hear you... +2
#140 - Picture 02/21/2013 on Gettin' real tired of your... +1
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