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#46 - If I had first made an account about 5-6 years ago when I firs…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Touche user, Touche 0
#51 - WaffleROFLSlice (05/18/2013) [-]
*comparing
#214 - **flaminggodzilla rolls 7,342** 05/18/2013 on Sith Nigga 0
#212 - **flaminggodzilla rolls 016,159,260** 05/18/2013 on Sith Nigga 0
#70 - This is some shit you would see on 4chan.. 05/18/2013 on jeff and pete 6 +2
#1321 - Shadow Hand 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#14 - That has been my favorite quotemsince the first time I heard it. 05/16/2013 on Good Parenting +2
#4 - When someone says something bad like "Fucking shit bricks… 05/16/2013 on Fudge 0
#14 - Raspberry McFaggotcakes! I fucking lost it! 05/14/2013 on So this is on Youtube +4
#130 - Fat people are in that category. They are overweight and compl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO 0
User avatar #131 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
im fat, i dont complain about it, im doing something about it, and fuck you youre the one complaining and whining, youre slowing society down with your stupid shit
#126 - Being retarded has nothing to do with it. If you fuck up each …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO 0
User avatar #127 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
again it has nothing to do with fat people, you hate deuchebags and entitled dumbasses, go fucking whine about them then, stop talking about fat people
User avatar #130 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Fat people are in that category. They are overweight and complain about it to others while doing nothing about it.
User avatar #131 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
im fat, i dont complain about it, im doing something about it, and fuck you youre the one complaining and whining, youre slowing society down with your stupid shit
#121 - No, you miss understood me. Having weight is okay, if it doesn…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO 0
User avatar #122 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
so basically, you just hate retarded people.
then stop grouping in all fat people with them, were not all retarded.
besides, being fat isnt that bad or that disabling
User avatar #126 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Being retarded has nothing to do with it. If you fuck up each day, be proud of it. If your fat, be proud of it. Just don't complain about it, live the shit or fix it.
User avatar #127 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
again it has nothing to do with fat people, you hate deuchebags and entitled dumbasses, go fucking whine about them then, stop talking about fat people
User avatar #130 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Fat people are in that category. They are overweight and complain about it to others while doing nothing about it.
User avatar #131 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
im fat, i dont complain about it, im doing something about it, and fuck you youre the one complaining and whining, youre slowing society down with your stupid shit
#117 - Yes they do. It ruins society when others become weaker and le…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO 0
User avatar #119 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying society has anything to do with how fit you are
>implying theres no such thing as deskjobs
>implying all fat people whine and complain about it
>implying not most scientific geniuses had a little junk in the trunk
User avatar #121 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
No, you miss understood me. Having weight is okay, if it doesn't slow the rest of us down. When fat people complain about shit that they can fix but choose not too, they make society worse. Why? Because then everyone wants to be humane about everything and help them. Fuck helping them, let them help them selves, it's the only way they will learn. We are so focused on every little thing we don't notice the big things. We try to fix every fucking thing at the same time and fuck everything up... Let's just agree to disagree..
User avatar #122 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
so basically, you just hate retarded people.
then stop grouping in all fat people with them, were not all retarded.
besides, being fat isnt that bad or that disabling
User avatar #126 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Being retarded has nothing to do with it. If you fuck up each day, be proud of it. If your fat, be proud of it. Just don't complain about it, live the shit or fix it.
User avatar #127 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
again it has nothing to do with fat people, you hate deuchebags and entitled dumbasses, go fucking whine about them then, stop talking about fat people
User avatar #130 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Fat people are in that category. They are overweight and complain about it to others while doing nothing about it.
User avatar #131 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
im fat, i dont complain about it, im doing something about it, and fuck you youre the one complaining and whining, youre slowing society down with your stupid shit
#112 - If they lost some weight they could buy them. Shit, my mother …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO 0
User avatar #115 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying everyone is the same
>implying theres no such thing as different people who think different and act different with different priorities
i dont care about that retarded dudes clothes, but i just hate people who hate fat people for no reason, fat people usually feel bad about themselves anyway, dont need you going postal on them
User avatar #117 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes they do. It ruins society when others become weaker and less fit, then complain about it to people who don't care. It slows down society and has only caused more problems then it has fixed..
User avatar #119 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying society has anything to do with how fit you are
>implying theres no such thing as deskjobs
>implying all fat people whine and complain about it
>implying not most scientific geniuses had a little junk in the trunk
User avatar #121 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
No, you miss understood me. Having weight is okay, if it doesn't slow the rest of us down. When fat people complain about shit that they can fix but choose not too, they make society worse. Why? Because then everyone wants to be humane about everything and help them. Fuck helping them, let them help them selves, it's the only way they will learn. We are so focused on every little thing we don't notice the big things. We try to fix every fucking thing at the same time and fuck everything up... Let's just agree to disagree..
User avatar #122 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
so basically, you just hate retarded people.
then stop grouping in all fat people with them, were not all retarded.
besides, being fat isnt that bad or that disabling
User avatar #126 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Being retarded has nothing to do with it. If you fuck up each day, be proud of it. If your fat, be proud of it. Just don't complain about it, live the shit or fix it.
User avatar #127 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
again it has nothing to do with fat people, you hate deuchebags and entitled dumbasses, go fucking whine about them then, stop talking about fat people
User avatar #130 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Fat people are in that category. They are overweight and complain about it to others while doing nothing about it.
User avatar #131 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
im fat, i dont complain about it, im doing something about it, and fuck you youre the one complaining and whining, youre slowing society down with your stupid shit
#111 - He implied that. What he is saying is that it isn't. Even thou…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO +2
User avatar #123 - kernelstack (05/13/2013) [-]
Dude, I actually commented before, because wanted to post that png. Click on it. It's so nice and smooth.
User avatar #125 - kernelstack (05/13/2013) [-]
* I wanted
#108 - >Buying clothes from them >They now have cash &g…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO 0
User avatar #110 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
*fat people cant buy
besides its a business, they earn more if more people can buy
User avatar #112 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
If they lost some weight they could buy them. Shit, my mother friend bought some very skinny clothes, lost 135 pounds so that she could fit in them perfectly. She didn't complain for a bigger size, she made up for it, took it upon her self, and lost some fucking weight..
User avatar #115 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying everyone is the same
>implying theres no such thing as different people who think different and act different with different priorities
i dont care about that retarded dudes clothes, but i just hate people who hate fat people for no reason, fat people usually feel bad about themselves anyway, dont need you going postal on them
User avatar #117 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes they do. It ruins society when others become weaker and less fit, then complain about it to people who don't care. It slows down society and has only caused more problems then it has fixed..
User avatar #119 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying society has anything to do with how fit you are
>implying theres no such thing as deskjobs
>implying all fat people whine and complain about it
>implying not most scientific geniuses had a little junk in the trunk
User avatar #121 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
No, you miss understood me. Having weight is okay, if it doesn't slow the rest of us down. When fat people complain about shit that they can fix but choose not too, they make society worse. Why? Because then everyone wants to be humane about everything and help them. Fuck helping them, let them help them selves, it's the only way they will learn. We are so focused on every little thing we don't notice the big things. We try to fix every fucking thing at the same time and fuck everything up... Let's just agree to disagree..
User avatar #122 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
so basically, you just hate retarded people.
then stop grouping in all fat people with them, were not all retarded.
besides, being fat isnt that bad or that disabling
User avatar #126 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Being retarded has nothing to do with it. If you fuck up each day, be proud of it. If your fat, be proud of it. Just don't complain about it, live the shit or fix it.
User avatar #127 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
again it has nothing to do with fat people, you hate deuchebags and entitled dumbasses, go fucking whine about them then, stop talking about fat people
User avatar #130 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Fat people are in that category. They are overweight and complain about it to others while doing nothing about it.
User avatar #131 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
im fat, i dont complain about it, im doing something about it, and fuck you youre the one complaining and whining, youre slowing society down with your stupid shit
#36 - Are you blind..? I just fucking said we are not a perfect fuck…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on African Blood +7
User avatar #42 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
Funny, the part where you talk about the Jews sounded like this to me: Hitlerhitler! Hitler did the Hitler thing with Hitler! Nazi Hitler Nazi!
User avatar #38 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
FUCK yeah, you're star spangled awesome!

Watch this, please. Oh and feel free to thumb me back to square one, I don't mind. In fact, I'll thumb up every comment you guys made. Have a ball!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MYjyLg8bbo
User avatar #59 - madmanslantern (05/13/2013) [-]
Dude, I was psychotic once but now I've eaten antipsychotics and I'm fine. Please, know what you're critiziing.

I think what you're refering to is a psychopath, not a psychotic. Psychopathy is one of the elements in the dark triad.
#203 - Trying to explain this to people is like trying to tell a bric… 05/13/2013 on Well Fucking Said 0
#197 - Well played.. 05/13/2013 on Well Fucking Said 0
#196 - I'm an American and I agree with this man. Our country tries t… 05/13/2013 on Well Fucking Said 0
#101 - Honestly. Religion or Abusive people.. 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... -1
#29 - Your logic is so fucked up. It's extremely hard to explain to …  [+] (17 new replies) 05/13/2013 on African Blood +6
#34 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
OK, criticizing America on a site whose members consist mostly of american people may have been a stupid idea, I guess. You're a perfect nation. USA! USA! Have some goddamn fries with your freedom. Happy now?
User avatar #53 - djequalizee (05/13/2013) [-]
It's not the fact that you are criticizing America, it's the fact that you're doing a terrible job of it.
User avatar #54 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
Can't be that terrible if everyone and their mom goes apeshit.
User avatar #58 - djequalizee (05/13/2013) [-]
I can't even tell if you're talking about the content or the people replying to you.
User avatar #60 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
To that I say: Maybe.
User avatar #61 - djequalizee (05/13/2013) [-]
You seem to assume every single American citizen is either a superpatriot or a crackpot
User avatar #62 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh not every single american citizen, no. Just the good people in this thread. Except for you, I guess. You seem ambiguous.
User avatar #64 - djequalizee (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm not a one sided person.

But about your post. We don't have masses of psychotic people, the American media just hypes things way overboard. Now, i don't necessarily love everything America does. But the people in America are usually quite alright. The stereotypes on America are a bit exaggerated. And the only reason you hear about all this stuff is because the media hypes it. Also, you have a little country. America is quite large, and therefore has more crimes than a smaller country, typically.
User avatar #66 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
To tell you the truth: I know all of that. I just love to fuck around with people. There's no better thing than more or less grown people comparing their dicksize on the internet, because of some unreflected shit some douche (me) posted. Sociology at it's finest!
User avatar #73 - djequalizee (05/13/2013) [-]
I never really understood how people find enjoyment in sincerely making people mad for reasons that they themselves don't believe in. It seems fairly pointless and irrelevant.
User avatar #67 - TehGirman (05/13/2013) [-]
Isn't it convenient, that, after every single one of your "points" has been refuted, you claim it was all just a test or joke or experiment?
User avatar #76 - hammarhead (05/13/2013) [-]
.... I also find it convenient that both of your names are so similar.... yet so far apart.
User avatar #68 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
Totally convenient dude. Oh and it's late and I gotta work early tomorrow, so yeah...bye.
User avatar #36 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Are you blind..? I just fucking said we are not a perfect fucking country, but for a country built on immigrants, we did fucking all right. We own a lot of fucking land, and have the biggest and strongest military in the world as of about 2008. We do just fucking fine, atleast we haven't allowed a psychotic lunatic that hates a group of people for their beliefs and then kills 6 million of their people and another 5 million others, non-jewish.
User avatar #42 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
Funny, the part where you talk about the Jews sounded like this to me: Hitlerhitler! Hitler did the Hitler thing with Hitler! Nazi Hitler Nazi!
User avatar #38 - ZeGerman (05/13/2013) [-]
FUCK yeah, you're star spangled awesome!

Watch this, please. Oh and feel free to thumb me back to square one, I don't mind. In fact, I'll thumb up every comment you guys made. Have a ball!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MYjyLg8bbo
User avatar #59 - madmanslantern (05/13/2013) [-]
Dude, I was psychotic once but now I've eaten antipsychotics and I'm fine. Please, know what you're critiziing.

I think what you're refering to is a psychopath, not a psychotic. Psychopathy is one of the elements in the dark triad.
#91 - I agree. I say the same fucking thing. Why the fuck shoud we m…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/13/2013 on >be CEO 0
User avatar #106 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying you make anything for anyone
User avatar #108 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
>Buying clothes from them
>They now have cash
>No their clothes are worth something
>They continue to make them
>Fat people don't buy them and complain about it
User avatar #110 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
*fat people cant buy
besides its a business, they earn more if more people can buy
User avatar #112 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
If they lost some weight they could buy them. Shit, my mother friend bought some very skinny clothes, lost 135 pounds so that she could fit in them perfectly. She didn't complain for a bigger size, she made up for it, took it upon her self, and lost some fucking weight..
User avatar #115 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying everyone is the same
>implying theres no such thing as different people who think different and act different with different priorities
i dont care about that retarded dudes clothes, but i just hate people who hate fat people for no reason, fat people usually feel bad about themselves anyway, dont need you going postal on them
User avatar #117 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes they do. It ruins society when others become weaker and less fit, then complain about it to people who don't care. It slows down society and has only caused more problems then it has fixed..
User avatar #119 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
>implying society has anything to do with how fit you are
>implying theres no such thing as deskjobs
>implying all fat people whine and complain about it
>implying not most scientific geniuses had a little junk in the trunk
User avatar #121 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
No, you miss understood me. Having weight is okay, if it doesn't slow the rest of us down. When fat people complain about shit that they can fix but choose not too, they make society worse. Why? Because then everyone wants to be humane about everything and help them. Fuck helping them, let them help them selves, it's the only way they will learn. We are so focused on every little thing we don't notice the big things. We try to fix every fucking thing at the same time and fuck everything up... Let's just agree to disagree..
User avatar #122 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
so basically, you just hate retarded people.
then stop grouping in all fat people with them, were not all retarded.
besides, being fat isnt that bad or that disabling
User avatar #126 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Being retarded has nothing to do with it. If you fuck up each day, be proud of it. If your fat, be proud of it. Just don't complain about it, live the shit or fix it.
User avatar #127 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
again it has nothing to do with fat people, you hate deuchebags and entitled dumbasses, go fucking whine about them then, stop talking about fat people
User avatar #130 - flaminggodzilla (05/13/2013) [-]
Fat people are in that category. They are overweight and complain about it to others while doing nothing about it.
User avatar #131 - admiralen (05/13/2013) [-]
im fat, i dont complain about it, im doing something about it, and fuck you youre the one complaining and whining, youre slowing society down with your stupid shit
#67 - We would get bigger too..>.> Technically speaking we…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on oxygen is important +1
#83 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-]
"We got stuck with intelligence" -> No. We got intelligence ON TOP of other shit. Humans have a pretty decent strength and agility (compare to animals like coyotes, ostriches, pigs and others comparable in size). We also have a ridiculous level of endurance:

- How many animals can you say are capable of jogging for 2 hours straight or more? You probably couldn't, bc you spend too much time sitting in front of the internet, but if you just start training tomorrow, you could do a marathon it in a few months (you're expected to live several decades, a few months to a year is nothing).

- How many animals are capable of climbing trees, walking long distances AND swimming?

And that's just what we do with our bodies. Humans are very capable fuckers. We just don't have claws, fangs or shells (so we fuckin build them).
User avatar #71 - onceman (05/12/2013) [-]
"technically speaking we are animals"
we're not animals under some technicality, we're just straight up animals, we're part of the kingdom animalia and we're mammals and primates.
#23 - **flaminggodzilla rolled a random image posted in comment #2…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Tumbr +3
User avatar #97 - wakeup (05/10/2013) [-]
that's called earth porn
#25 - This is why I come back to FJ each day. Everyone understands me. 05/10/2013 on Past me was a cunt +3
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