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Maybe she is multitasking, she shaves and is being fucked at the same time.
yes that will result in bad shave
You forgot about filming it.
but its not the same product
are you retarded? Look at the chick's foot in the box image, then look at the photo taken.
- I demand to know what the pairing was. As offering, I'll give …
In a pinch [Seeing things from Hitler's perspective] is a suitable substitute for [The Jews]
Nice. In return I'll give you this
In a world ravaged by [classist undertones], our only solace is [pretending to care].
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oh wow ok. I understood this as "OP was holding his dog while putting him down when his phone rang, and he regrets picking it up rather than holding the dog in its last pupper moments"
Your explanation is a lot less feely and more funny, thank you
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I'm sad too...
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Both games are really great...
- You might could die from shock?
Like, 8 people lost hands in star wars to lightsabers. I'm sure you wouldn't die.
To be fair they were pretty mentally strong. Although yeah, chances of that alone killing you are pretty low.
I wouldn't call Ponda Baba mentally strong. Physically maybe, but he's dumb as bricks.
Yeah, but he was drunk at the time. Depending on just how drunk he wouldn't have felt it as bad. On top of that he's not human so his pain tolerance could be different than ours.
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