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Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
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- I meant the Pope was faith-based. Sorry
- But you're not a faith based class like he is
I watched him die.... good enough?
I meant the Pope was faith-based. Sorry
- Daily reminder: Hispanic/Latino is an ethnicity, not a race. R…
- Just let Hitler have Poland. He will stop after that
- What the **** did that line even mean?
Unicorn Frappuccinos are...
It was definitely strange. The idea was that Quirrel was feeding on unicorn blood to keep voldemort alive on the back of his head.
Evidently the consequences of living a "cursed life" are that you are now ugly as fuck.
The thing is thats all that ever happens to Voldemort, he splits his soul up into 7 phylacteries, doesn't have a nose. Drinks unicorn blood, becomes addicted to it and has to live in someone elses body, presumably he was already living on Quirrels head so now hes just got a bad habit.
The Harry Potter universe doesn't give bad guys consequences for doing inherently evil shit, they just make them ugly so that the good guys know who to avacado bravado
/pol/ gets a wifi toaster
It's been decided, our time as the Apex predator is over, we have no choice but to burn it all.
- The government gave me a 5% reduction in my federal taxes afte…
Totally NEVER happened.
- Are you ready to see what happens in an atheist church?
What Is Thicc To a Man?
Thats the most cringing I have done in a while. The guy running it clearly thinks his shit don't stink. Im going with the other guy because now theres a word for it. Antitheism, I don't think about god and I don't think there is one. If there is he's prolly some douche making a miniverse a la rick and morty style.
- The real question is who would enforce this curfew? Would male…
Fear does not equal reality
- "Muh hormone replacement therapy magically fixes all that…
it's not magic, it's basic medicine
you replace the testosterone, your muscle drops significantly, and muscle growth will occur in the female pattern
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