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- Implying we don't use ISIS's skeleton as decoration for the wall
16 hours ago on
Holy Shit WikiLeaks
(15 hours ago)
i was thinking we keep it in the closet, quiet and forgotten, dusty and unremembered.
then when the next uppity little shits we inevitably spawn and radicalize try some shit.
we get up out of our chair, go to the closet, grab isis's skeleton, bring it back present it to them, then promptly beat the fuck out of them with it.
- I just assumed theyre all adopted
- Are you robophobic or something? fite me irl
- I was super confused when you used "tea" to refer to…
People are losing their minds
- My wife didn't like her as a choice because she's too tall and…
Kickass Fact Comp #14
- Nice. In return I'll give you this In a world ravaged by […
- It's designed to make shower sex easier but it's super conveni…
Maybe she is multitasking, she shaves and is being fucked at the same time.
yes that will result in bad shave
You forgot about filming it.
but its not the same product
are you retarded? Look at the chick's foot in the box image, then look at the photo taken.
- I demand to know what the pairing was. As offering, I'll give …
In a pinch [Seeing things from Hitler's perspective] is a suitable substitute for [The Jews]
Nice. In return I'll give you this
In a world ravaged by [classist undertones], our only solace is [pretending to care].
- men's shoulders are wider than their hips, women's hips …
- To "put down" a dog is a euphemism for euthenizing i…
Kitluli Zalfovie Tovie
oh wow ok. I understood this as "OP was holding his dog while putting him down when his phone rang, and he regrets picking it up rather than holding the dog in its last pupper moments"
Your explanation is a lot less feely and more funny, thank you
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