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#31 - So... Was it kinda like what happened with RDJ? Legolas doing …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on How it should have ended +1
User avatar #45 - thisistheguy (01/27/2015) [-]
It started when I re-watched the first two Hobbits in preparation for the third. I was a lot like Bilbo in the very beginning, not really fuck-offish but I was definitely a shut-in and would never want to go out for something like he did. I spent 90% of my time freshman year outside of class and the gym in my room watching movies and youtube. I didn't have anything close to a gf and only had one good friend by the end of it and was only friends with him because we were both Eagle Scouts, lived in real close towns and were neighbors in the dorms. I would drink 4 drinks a night at the ABSOLUTE most if I ever drank and had a generally shitty year that year (also had mono but still wouldn't have made a difference).

I saw myself in Bilbo in the beginning of the first movie, and then saw how much he changed by the second movie; a guy who could go anywhere and was ready for anything. I saw the value of what doing something completely different could do for you and basically thought it was time to go on an adventure of my own. I've got a group of 12 friends here already who's basically my family and I've started approaching women at the bars/discos a lot more than I would back home.

So kinda yeah, I kinda did say fuck this shit and wanted to restructure my life.
#8 - yet the driver doesnt have to "screech to a halt" un…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Luck in Misfortune +3
User avatar #9 - dashgamer (01/27/2015) [-]
The driver obviously didn't anticipate this woman just as she didn't anticipate the driver.
There was no light, there was no stop sign, and the cyclist got herself into that shitty situation and is not blameless, but was stupid and oblivious.
#44 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
you're one of the worst commenters on this site, you never make a funny comment, and this idiotic comment is just annoying, the cars on this side of the road at all stationary, so she's clearly waited for them to stop before riding out, and the driver on the other side would of had plenty of time to see her stop and the other cars waiting, she assumed he would stop because she had the right of passage, it looks like the driver didnt even try breaking even when he seen her and just tried going infront of her, then only slowed down because he hit the sidewalk
#24 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
You're retarded. The only 2 signs needed were 1) it's a fucking crosswalk and 2) other cars are stopped there for a damn reason.
#38 - lastweek (01/28/2015) [-]
1. the driver was fucking stupid not to notice the biker
2. the bitch was stupid not to notice the car
3. Whoever is wrong depends on what country you're in regardless, they're both failures , laws differ, which the guy above you doesn't seem to understand, personally I prefer the law we have where I live, which say that cyclists have to give way, if they don't get to cross all they have to do is get of their fucking bikes.
#10 - theseareletters (01/27/2015) [-]
#4 - I guess it's not an international law to stop before a crosswa…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Luck in Misfortune +25
#41 - outdoorpsilos (01/28/2015) [-]
I dont want to defend the car driver but where i live its not allowed to cross a crosswalk on a bike, you have to push the bike, for this reason, because at some locations, with really fast cyclists the car driver just cannot see them. But never the less he should have been much more careful.

A bike and car driver
#27 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
The problem here is that the car was going too fast to stop, its nothing to do with looking both ways for the bicyclist or the motorist.

With heavy enough traffic and it does look like there's a white car sitting in the right place to obscure both of their views by the time she would see him he would already be too close and going too fast to stop and likewise for him by the time he sees her shes already in his path.
#19 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
you're not supposed to ride across.
User avatar #22 - HarvietheDinkle (01/28/2015) [-]
Depends on the location.
User avatar #11 - ericarthurblair (01/27/2015) [-]
well where i come from the crosswalk is intended for pedestrians, therefore cyclists have to get of of their bike or else cars don't have to stop for them, so your right with your guess that that is not an international law
#34 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
And where I come from: a Zebra Crossing (so called because of the alternating black and white stripes), pedestrians and cyclists have right of way over traffic, and the cars have to stop to allow people to cross. If you're driving to fast to stop safely when someone is using the crossing, you're driving too fast and being a danger to other road users.
#5 - dashgamer (01/27/2015) [-]
And yet, it's easier for the biker to look both ways and wait for someone to stop than it is for the car to screech to a halt when a cyclist charges headlong into traffic like an oblivious retard.
#13 - aerialcharles (01/27/2015) [-]
You'll have to excuse the Europeans they need to be nannied when doing everything, like having lights at a crosswalk so they don't have to be bothered to actually look.
User avatar #8 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (01/27/2015) [-]
yet the driver doesnt have to "screech to a halt" unless he's driving way over the speed limits and is not paying attention to what is happening ahead. At least two cars had already stopped there so I don't think the cyclist was "charging headlong" anywhere.
User avatar #9 - dashgamer (01/27/2015) [-]
The driver obviously didn't anticipate this woman just as she didn't anticipate the driver.
There was no light, there was no stop sign, and the cyclist got herself into that shitty situation and is not blameless, but was stupid and oblivious.
#44 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
you're one of the worst commenters on this site, you never make a funny comment, and this idiotic comment is just annoying, the cars on this side of the road at all stationary, so she's clearly waited for them to stop before riding out, and the driver on the other side would of had plenty of time to see her stop and the other cars waiting, she assumed he would stop because she had the right of passage, it looks like the driver didnt even try breaking even when he seen her and just tried going infront of her, then only slowed down because he hit the sidewalk
#24 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
You're retarded. The only 2 signs needed were 1) it's a fucking crosswalk and 2) other cars are stopped there for a damn reason.
#38 - lastweek (01/28/2015) [-]
1. the driver was fucking stupid not to notice the biker
2. the bitch was stupid not to notice the car
3. Whoever is wrong depends on what country you're in regardless, they're both failures , laws differ, which the guy above you doesn't seem to understand, personally I prefer the law we have where I live, which say that cyclists have to give way, if they don't get to cross all they have to do is get of their fucking bikes.
#10 - theseareletters (01/27/2015) [-]
#100 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Why funnyjunk never goes out 0
#114 - archived into the sciency folder  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Happy Austraila Day +3
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#120 - toughsheet (01/26/2015) [-]
even without emotions, Data must respect that ass.
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#94 - Not really, just hours and hours of fine dialogue with a dash … 01/25/2015 on its the little things that... +1
#55 - this was a fairly cool effect someone managed to create with … 01/23/2015 on Meanwhile in Tokyo 0
#35 - "I remember on The Machinist,I came to work one day, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on What a man +1
User avatar #36 - demandsgayversion (01/23/2015) [-]
It really made that movie, though; to be fair.
#39 - tldr a satirical newspaper hosted some degratory dra… 01/09/2015 on Je Suis Charlie +2
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