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Interests: Ponies and other gay ass shit
Date Signed Up:11/24/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#55861 - lol no i dont shop there at all anymore. 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#55859 - 2 roomates down, 3 to go :^)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#55863 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
Remember to aim well.
#55853 - they have more than one register. they only open one and keep …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55857 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
Of course. Ones I've been to usually have 5-7 open at a time, though. I get the feeling that you really don't like this Wal-Mart, but have to shop there anyway.
User avatar #55861 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
lol no i dont shop there at all anymore.
#55847 - all walmarts are ****** , this ones just excessive…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55849 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
One register would suggest that it's really really small. Nothing can really be done about the store's quality, though.
User avatar #55853 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
they have more than one register. they only open one and keep a long ass line
User avatar #55857 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
Of course. Ones I've been to usually have 5-7 open at a time, though. I get the feeling that you really don't like this Wal-Mart, but have to shop there anyway.
User avatar #55861 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
lol no i dont shop there at all anymore.
#55830 - He doesnt like doritos or mountain dew, also i tend to be trou…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55839 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
Well you said you wanted him to take you and he likes to drive. Stopping to pick you up would mean he gets drive a little more and I know you like him. I didn't know your Wal-Mart was so shitty, though. Let me know when you're going to sleep so I can wish you a good night.
User avatar #55847 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
all walmarts are shitty, this ones just excessively shitty. oh and 11) the walmart is fucking tiny
User avatar #55849 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
One register would suggest that it's really really small. Nothing can really be done about the store's quality, though.
User avatar #55853 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
they have more than one register. they only open one and keep a long ass line
User avatar #55857 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
Of course. Ones I've been to usually have 5-7 open at a time, though. I get the feeling that you really don't like this Wal-Mart, but have to shop there anyway.
User avatar #55861 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
lol no i dont shop there at all anymore.
#55825 - im reading 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#55818 - 431 am, cant sleep  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #55820 - zependium (12/13/2014) [-]
euch that sucks m8, watching or reading stuff usually makes me tired again when i can't sleep, if those are any options for you
User avatar #55825 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
im reading
#55812 - better yet just take all my food, i dont need food anyways 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#55806 - take me with you im losing my ******* mind man 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#55803 - they have houses you can move into after  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55808 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
And I assume after you're free of your addiction you'd pay rent to stay?
#55800 - I cant sleep and I'm fairly sure I'm going ******* … 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#55797 - Yeah what about the ramen  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #55799 - phanact (12/13/2014) [-]
ew ramen
User avatar #55806 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
take me with you im losing my fucking mind man
#55796 - not if I can get into rehab man  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55801 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
Drug rehabilitation is temporary.
User avatar #55803 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
they have houses you can move into after
User avatar #55808 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
And I assume after you're free of your addiction you'd pay rent to stay?
#55792 - so is life 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#55790 - I shouldn't give a **** if I lose my job, if I lo…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55794 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
You should worry if you have no house.
User avatar #55796 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
not if I can get into rehab man
User avatar #55801 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
Drug rehabilitation is temporary.
User avatar #55803 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
they have houses you can move into after
User avatar #55808 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
And I assume after you're free of your addiction you'd pay rent to stay?
#55787 - still better tahn drugs.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #55791 - zzRedzz (12/13/2014) [-]
probably just as expensive though
User avatar #55793 - phanact (12/13/2014) [-]
yeah tru especially when its my car
User avatar #55789 - phanact (12/13/2014) [-]
well yeah i suppose
but gas is expensive tho
User avatar #55792 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
so is life
#55784 - youre just used to being out.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55785 - phanact (12/13/2014) [-]
I dunno. I just don't know... nothing satisfies me anymore unless its driving now
User avatar #55786 - phanact (12/13/2014) [-]
video games are becoming boring to me
User avatar #55787 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
still better tahn drugs.
User avatar #55791 - zzRedzz (12/13/2014) [-]
probably just as expensive though
User avatar #55793 - phanact (12/13/2014) [-]
yeah tru especially when its my car
User avatar #55789 - phanact (12/13/2014) [-]
well yeah i suppose
but gas is expensive tho
User avatar #55792 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
so is life
#55780 - no. you can relapse any time. Even after years of clean time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55788 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
www.addictionsandrecovery.org/relapse-prevention.htm
Yes, but shouldn't the chance decrease the longer you haven't been a user?
#55776 - problem is relapse.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55778 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
But eventually wouldn't you not have to worry about that after it's not been in you for quite some time?
User avatar #55780 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
no. you can relapse any time. Even after years of clean time.
User avatar #55788 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
www.addictionsandrecovery.org/relapse-prevention.htm
Yes, but shouldn't the chance decrease the longer you haven't been a user?
#55766 - thats the problem man.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55773 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
The problem being that it actually does fix it, but temporarily?
User avatar #55776 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
problem is relapse.
User avatar #55778 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
But eventually wouldn't you not have to worry about that after it's not been in you for quite some time?
User avatar #55780 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
no. you can relapse any time. Even after years of clean time.
User avatar #55788 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
www.addictionsandrecovery.org/relapse-prevention.htm
Yes, but shouldn't the chance decrease the longer you haven't been a user?
#55763 - yea i saw ythat on the trending sectoon 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#55760 - Promise me you will never touch the ****  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55765 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't break promises. And I do promise...


...but you've got to try to purge your system. Just know that your withdrawal symptoms are all caused by the drug, not cured by it.
User avatar #55766 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
thats the problem man.
User avatar #55773 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
The problem being that it actually does fix it, but temporarily?
User avatar #55776 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
problem is relapse.
User avatar #55778 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
But eventually wouldn't you not have to worry about that after it's not been in you for quite some time?
User avatar #55780 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
no. you can relapse any time. Even after years of clean time.
User avatar #55788 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
www.addictionsandrecovery.org/relapse-prevention.htm
Yes, but shouldn't the chance decrease the longer you haven't been a user?
#55747 - Coke causes shakes too. Ever seen someone coming down from crack?  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55754 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
No. As far as I know you're the only one I've ever spoken to that's done it before.
User avatar #55760 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
Promise me you will never touch the shit
User avatar #55765 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't break promises. And I do promise...


...but you've got to try to purge your system. Just know that your withdrawal symptoms are all caused by the drug, not cured by it.
User avatar #55766 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
thats the problem man.
User avatar #55773 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
The problem being that it actually does fix it, but temporarily?
User avatar #55776 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
problem is relapse.
User avatar #55778 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
But eventually wouldn't you not have to worry about that after it's not been in you for quite some time?
User avatar #55780 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
no. you can relapse any time. Even after years of clean time.
User avatar #55788 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
www.addictionsandrecovery.org/relapse-prevention.htm
Yes, but shouldn't the chance decrease the longer you haven't been a user?
#55738 - no, just cocaine withdrawals  [+] (11 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #55744 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #55747 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
Coke causes shakes too. Ever seen someone coming down from crack?
User avatar #55754 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
No. As far as I know you're the only one I've ever spoken to that's done it before.
User avatar #55760 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
Promise me you will never touch the shit
User avatar #55765 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't break promises. And I do promise...


...but you've got to try to purge your system. Just know that your withdrawal symptoms are all caused by the drug, not cured by it.
User avatar #55766 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
thats the problem man.
User avatar #55773 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
The problem being that it actually does fix it, but temporarily?
User avatar #55776 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
problem is relapse.
User avatar #55778 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
But eventually wouldn't you not have to worry about that after it's not been in you for quite some time?
User avatar #55780 - fjaddictftw (12/13/2014) [-]
no. you can relapse any time. Even after years of clean time.
User avatar #55788 - wigglyjr (12/13/2014) [-]
www.addictionsandrecovery.org/relapse-prevention.htm
Yes, but shouldn't the chance decrease the longer you haven't been a user?
#55736 - Friendship cease, no peace in the mind Stealin' and takin'… 12/13/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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User avatar #1611 - sunnyday (12/11/2014) [-]
There.
Now whenever you need to, pop around to my profile drop my a letter. I'll be there to to talk to you. And if I'm working, I'll be sure to reply as soon as possible.

Chin up. More people care about you than you think, okay?
User avatar #1607 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
ey bb
User avatar #1608 to #1607 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
b happy
#1606 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
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#1605 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
Are you ever going to stop? Think about how many people you're hurting just by talking about killing yourself.

You're in pain, I get that. But do you really want to hurt those who care about you?
User avatar #1610 to #1605 - fjaddictftw (12/09/2014) [-]
0-1 maybe 1
User avatar #1604 - thewillow (11/24/2014) [-]
Come on, man. Stop with all the suicide talk.
User avatar #1603 - djponee (11/23/2014) [-]
You begin to worry me.

Everything alright?
#1596 - thewillow (11/23/2014) [-]
I want to apologize for the ****** things I've said. I don't find child abuse funny, nor do I think you should take your life.

Don't value yourself based on how you were treated as a child. You're an adult now -- what matters is what you think of yourself, not what other people think.
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - fjaddictftw (11/23/2014) [-]
The problem lies in what I think of myself though.
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - thewillow (11/23/2014) [-]
Would you mind explaining more? It's subjective. No-one is perfect.
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - fjaddictftw (11/23/2014) [-]
idk i think im a ****** person and ive beenn drinking so it only makes my depression worse
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - thewillow (11/23/2014) [-]
Alcohol is a mood intensifier. You should never drink when depressed.

Also- why do you think you're a ****** person?
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - fjaddictftw (11/23/2014) [-]
itspribably just pounded into me frommmy mom.
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - thewillow (11/23/2014) [-]
Your values were supplanted by your parents, which is unfortunate. As a child, you believed your parents' views were universally true -- yours were secondary. They aren't.

Even though your mother isn't in your life as much (I suppose), that mindset you had as a child hasn't gone away. You still hold their value judgements as true. There is no reason to.
User avatar #1592 - thewillow (11/15/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - thewillow (11/16/2014) [-]
But she's a girl.
#1591 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Eminem - Not Afraid
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - fjaddictftw (11/07/2014) [-]
what is this
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - adunsaveme (11/07/2014) [-]
a cool pic
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - fjaddictftw (11/07/2014) [-]
it made me sad
User avatar #1583 - blobboy (10/13/2014) [-]
interesting...
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - blobboy (10/13/2014) [-]
i'll have to see to this
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - blobboy (10/13/2014) [-]
give me an hour or so I'll be back
#1580 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1579 - tranquilizer (09/23/2014) [-]
Get better
don't an hero

please



deal?
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User avatar #1574 - communistfluffy (08/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1567 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
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