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fiveblackmen

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#164 - Yet they aren't anywhere near big enough to cause the shirt to… 09/20/2014 on Teen Titans 0
#157 - Indeed.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Teen Titans 0
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#159 - namehasntbeentaken (09/20/2014) [-]
i'm saying her boobs are stopping the shirt from reaching all the way down
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#164 - fiveblackmen (09/20/2014) [-]
Yet they aren't anywhere near big enough to cause the shirt to ride that high up.
#141 - Where did Starfire get the Robin belly shirt? Did Robin alread…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Teen Titans +40
#196 - mmfan (09/20/2014) [-]
mfw sexy as fuck belly shirt on Star. I would do things to Kori that require her to be over 18.
#176 - justaredshirt (09/20/2014) [-]
Robin, being taught by Batman, was crazy prepared enough to have a uniform two sizes too small in his closet in case Starfire wanted to wear his uniform so she would be wearing tight-fitting clothes over her hot body.

Actually:
Starfire is taller than Robin so his uniform would be too small for her.
Beast Boy is smaller than Robin so his uniform would be baggy on him.
Cyborg is bigger than Robin so his uniform would be stretched out on him.
Raven is pretty close to Robin so his uniform would fit her pretty well.
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#236 - fiveblackmen (09/20/2014) [-]
Their height difference isn't enough to make the shirt only cover half of her abdomen, leaving what is probably close to a foot of bare stomach on Starfire. Maybe it is just an older costume that robin grew out of.
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#150 - namehasntbeentaken (09/20/2014) [-]
BOOOOOOOOOBS!
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#157 - fiveblackmen (09/20/2014) [-]
Indeed.
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#159 - namehasntbeentaken (09/20/2014) [-]
i'm saying her boobs are stopping the shirt from reaching all the way down
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#164 - fiveblackmen (09/20/2014) [-]
Yet they aren't anywhere near big enough to cause the shirt to ride that high up.
#16 - Thank you. 09/18/2014 on tumble +1
#321 - And here we have the rarest of all creatures, a logical feminist. 09/17/2014 on Are video games sexist? +3
#4 - It's like the entire country was trying to turn into New Jersey. 09/17/2014 on 92% not buying houses. ever. 0
#6 - This is the most Turkish man I have ever seen. 09/17/2014 on Wrath of the Turkish Ice... +8
#41 - This could easily become a 4chan theme song. 09/16/2014 on Beautiful +2
#143 - Picture 09/16/2014 on The Winners 1 +6
#9 - Yep, they like to "play" with them so they keep them… 09/16/2014 on Shopping malls in Saturday 0
#141 - **** you, write your own **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on The Winners 1 +4
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#142 - ChromedDragon (09/16/2014) [-]
imma use that in my next comic
#143 - fiveblackmen (09/16/2014) [-]
#3 - Orcas are assholes.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Shopping malls in Saturday 0
#5 - pebar (09/16/2014) [-]
They're fucking geniuses though.
Here's one of them creating a wave in order to knock a seal of an iceberg.
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#6 - pebar (09/16/2014) [-]
a group of them, I mean
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#4 - malvolio (09/16/2014) [-]
A lot of the time they beat up the seals heaps so their calves can learn to hunt without it being too hard, a lot of big cats do this too. But yea, sometimes they really do just do it for shits and giggles.
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#9 - fiveblackmen (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep, they like to "play" with them so they keep them alive and throw them up in the air for hours until they die. Also they will spend hours killing other baby whales just to eat a very small portion of them and let the rest sink to the bottom of the ocean.
#3 - All in favor say aye, eye or I. 09/15/2014 on This Works So Much Better 0
#3 - I don't know that it was quite as far as Libertarian. From my … 09/13/2014 on Oh, how times have changed 0
#1 - Picture 09/12/2014 on lol +1
#18 - What could go wrong. It's not like 4chan is a giant anonymous … 09/03/2014 on Round two mother fucker +11
#74 - I think it is even worse that there is only 1 penny in the wha…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The atheists are winning! +2
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#93 - sursum (08/24/2014) [-]
Keep in mind most of those hindi's aren't in the US (which is where I presume this pic is taken)
#156 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
And 12 million jews aren't exclusively living in the US.
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#160 - sursum (08/24/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#72 - Atheism is not a lack of religion. It is a disbelief or lack o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The atheists are winning! 0
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#104 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
Belief is an active process. Not believing in stuff isn't a process, it's just you not doing something.
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#86 - ninjaroo (08/24/2014) [-]
Nihilism is just the rejection of what is commonly considered meaningful... It has nothing to do with religion. Existential nihilists think that there is no inherent meaning to life, moral nihilists think there's no objective moral values, metaphysical nihilists think that physical objects might not even exist.
#71 - You are a retard. 08/24/2014 on The atheists are winning! 0
#70 - Looks like the Buddhists are up there as well. 08/24/2014 on The atheists are winning! 0
#120 - So Arya Stark left the hound to die so she could sing tool covers? 08/20/2014 on Kids cover "Forty Six & 2"... +1
#459 - You may be correct in that many atheists not only don't believ…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on slightly funny title 0
#460 - sytheris (08/20/2014) [-]
I was only using Ain't as an example, there are many other words I could cite that have had their definitions at least added to, rather than changed, but you agree that it does happen, albeit rarely, so I don't see a point in doing any serious research.

Good talk.
#3 - This is strangely hypnotic. 08/18/2014 on Submarine 0
#434 - No it doesn't. Being ignorant of something doesn't suddenly ch…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on slightly funny title 0
#455 - sytheris (08/18/2014) [-]
After some passive research, I would like to correct myself.

I improperly connected the words Religion and Theistic when arguing this topic, and concede that Atheism IS directly related to only the existence of a God, not other supernatural/religious claims, but I do stand by the assertion that use of terms can, and does, lead to changes in their colloquial meaning. If one identifies as an Atheist, it is most likely that do not have a religion, but not necessarily granted.

My apologies.
#438 - sytheris (08/18/2014) [-]
given words that we use all of the time today are often either butcherigns or slang like terms of older versions of English, yes, that is exactly how language works. "Aint" is a word in dictionaries now. Published, respectable dictionaries. it is a word.

You can bitch and whine all you like about it, the meaning of words change with time.
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#459 - fiveblackmen (08/20/2014) [-]
You may be correct in that many atheists not only don't believe in a god but also don't follow or adhere to any religion. I also understand that languages change over time, but rarely does the definition of a word completely change. Your example, the word "ain't" was a newly created word and not an already existing word that had its definition changed. Most changes in language over time are corruptions of spelling and pronunciation. Ain't is a corruption of the words aren't and isn't depending what tense it is being used in. It is a new word that retains the same use as its precursors.
#460 - sytheris (08/20/2014) [-]
I was only using Ain't as an example, there are many other words I could cite that have had their definitions at least added to, rather than changed, but you agree that it does happen, albeit rarely, so I don't see a point in doing any serious research.

Good talk.
#1 - just ******* crash already! 08/18/2014 on Crash landing 0

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User avatar #2 - enragedonion (04/26/2015) [-]
Can we be friends? I would love to befriend a shark made of five black men, that's just badass.
User avatar #1 - kibbleking (04/22/2015) [-]
You're based.
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