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fiveblackmen

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Date Signed Up:6/24/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#17 - What if she wasn't cheating? What if her brother was just tryi… 12/07/2015 on Single +1
#24 - He isn't retarded. I think he is very intelligent but also ver…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on I want to see this +2
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#42 - iqequalzero (12/07/2015) [-]
During the Clinton days there was a wealthy businessman who ran as a candidate as well, and I think for the same reason.
#23 - That's just wrong. He inherited somewhere between $40 million …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on I want to see this +13
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#79 - toosexyforyou (12/07/2015) [-]
You can tell that people are ignorant when they say Trump bankrupted any of his businesses. He took advantage of loopholes in the law with how bankruptcy works in the US.
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#99 - fiveblackmen (12/08/2015) [-]
Maybe after the first one. The first bankruptcy involved his personal wealth and nearly destroyed his company. The only thing that saved it was taking the company public which brought in a lot of outside investments. Every bankruptcy after that was him reducing the massive amounts of debt the company accumulated from starting new businesses which usually ended up with many people not getting paid what they're owed, construction companies in particular. Don't act like he's god's gift to business. He does enough shady shit to make a used-car salesman cringe.
#109 - They are usually between 90 and 100 pounds but are tall and ha… 12/06/2015 on Gentle wolf +1
#110 - I would be a terrible mod. I'm just too damn lazy. 12/04/2015 on ungrateful mods -1
#61 - Probably only because they couldn't make it worse.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on (untitled) +18
#73 - busfullofllamas (12/03/2015) [-]
#78 - That's debatable. One of them got shot and didn't die. The oth… 12/03/2015 on 4chan comp. #45 -2
#24 - 0/10. Curtis Jackson looks nothing like Sean Bean.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2015 on 4chan comp. #45 +100
#80 - veryfahnyjokes (12/03/2015) [-]
Thats 50 cent
#65 - shadyrave (12/03/2015) [-]
1/10 clearly not dead yet
#28 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
1/10 its a man
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#78 - fiveblackmen (12/03/2015) [-]
That's debatable. One of them got shot and didn't die. The other has died dozens of times and yet is still here.
#204 - If he did rape these women, it just makes me think. How **…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on DON'T TRIGGER ME BRO -1
#217 - flynnissocoollyk (12/02/2015) [-]
#78 - Sure it is... comrade. 12/02/2015 on Safe +2
#77 - Just watch me. 12/02/2015 on Safe +26
#98 - The strange thing about this is that most Japanese people are … 12/02/2015 on Friendly animal right... 0
#47 - Remember when that **** got laughed at because of how i… 12/01/2015 on Sausage Juice Watermelons +3
#192 - Unfortunately, Bioware is well past its prime in the character…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on The Ultimate Fantasy RPG 0
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#208 - foodyquest (12/01/2015) [-]
Sticky
#51 - The biggest problem with crossfit isn't that it exists but tha… 11/30/2015 on Crossfit +2
#18 - Trailer parks? 11/30/2015 on (untitled) +40
#3 - I don't think it's a majority but rather an extremely vocal mi… 11/29/2015 on I like her now 0
#104 - Technically, they are both true. 11/28/2015 on makes sense -3
#46 - I would say yes for a lot of it. I think the larger the family… 11/27/2015 on Black People Twitter... 0
#60 - I liked it. It had an almost comic book feel to it not a… 11/26/2015 on (untitled) +5
#11 - I don't think that was a question. 11/25/2015 on Masturbation Machine +7
#132 - I agree. I think the kid was just a puppet and the whole thing…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2015 on Greatest feat of engineering 0
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#133 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, his daughter had a bomb threat issue a while back.
#57 - Technically, the kid can't sue someone on his own. He would ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Greatest feat of engineering +8
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#111 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/25/2015) [-]
Yup, I agree that his parent's are physical scum incarnate by taking money from an already effectively third world public school system. But that doesn't mean the kid is human garbage, i know this place likes to shit on anyone that's an icon of any little tiny issue relative to being progressive because "muh feminazi's" But honestly. He's a fucking kid, get off his shit.
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#132 - fiveblackmen (11/25/2015) [-]
I agree. I think the kid was just a puppet and the whole thing was his father's idea. Sorry if it seemed I implied otherwise. The kid was most likely told what to do by his father without realizing what the consequences would be and then told that he had to lie about it to keep himself out of trouble. I don't know if the plan from the beginning was to try and extort money from the city or that is just something they jumped on later. His father is known for throwing shit into the fan then bitching about how poorly Muslims are treated when people react negatively to that flying shit.
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#133 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, his daughter had a bomb threat issue a while back.
#66 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
His father actually deals with this shit. If I recall correctly, the whole case was planned out by the kid's bastard of a father.
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#68 - scowler (11/25/2015) [-]
Bastard or genius? It's only a matter of time before the kid caves and confirms what we already know.
#80 - ygdosst (11/25/2015) [-]
I doubt it... You'd be amazed into the lies that kids can be beaten and intimidated into saying and hiding by their parents. Do you know how many child molestation cases are completely fabricated over one parent trying to gain full custody during a divorce? Do you know how effectively those kids can keep up the act out of both fear of authority and naivety?

Seriously, fuck people like this, who manipulate children for legal purposes. There's a special spot in hell for the likes of them.
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#83 - scowler (11/25/2015) [-]
Everyone breaks. Everyone.
#129 - I didn't assume anything. I just pointed out that taking thing… 11/25/2015 on Damn 0
#20 - To be honest, you were also making assumptions. For all we kno…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on Damn +2
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#26 - kyoutu (11/24/2015) [-]
Nah, you take this stuff at face value, you don't just assume it could be lies or it's pointless talking about anything.

Besides, surely if he was lying and it got back to his wife it wouldn't be good for him, and if he doesn't have a wife surely she will reply that and out him as a liar anyway.

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#129 - fiveblackmen (11/25/2015) [-]
I didn't assume anything. I just pointed out that taking things at face value was itself an assumption and I listed a number of possibilities that could be assumed from what was said above. There simply is not enough information to know exactly what happened or if he is telling the truth. Maybe this was taken before his ex-wife replied calling him a lying bastard or maybe he was telling the truth. We just don't know, and claiming otherwise is an assumption.

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User avatar #2 - enragedonion (04/26/2015) [-]
Can we be friends? I would love to befriend a shark made of five black men, that's just badass.
User avatar #1 - kibbleking (04/22/2015) [-]
You're based.
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