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| #25 - Was he trying to put ketchup on a steak, because that is a goo… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/27/2015 on He`s not right in the Ed | -1 |
| Liking ketchup is fine, but it has a strong flavor and will easily overpower a steak. The same can be said of steak sauce. My point isn't so much that he's not allowed to do that but that it is really just a waste of money to buy and expensive piece of meat that is just going to taste like ketchup. What if it tastes different to them? Some people have stronger tastebuds and might be able to taste the steak and the ketchup. It's like people who buy 300 dollar Dr. Dre headphones, people love wasting their money and i think it's ok because it doesn't affect me you know. No, it is overpowering and just makes the steak taste like ketchup. A good steak won't need anything but a little salt and pepper. Putting sauces on steak just covers the actual flavor of the steak. You can do what you want, but to me that is a waste of a steak. | ||
| #99 - Where I live a server will come to your table to take your dri… | 12/26/2015 on oh | +3 |
| #75 - Or maybe the store level employees don't have any control over… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/26/2015 on Gamestop | +2 |
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anon (12/26/2015) [-] This, seriously. Can't tell you how many times I've seen a Gamestop employee treated like shit for this when it's not their fault. | ||
| #97 - They typically aren't holding on to their celebrity members th… | 12/25/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob | 0 |
| #9 - This is basically the reason South Park has been so successful… [+] (23 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob | +318 |
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anon (12/24/2015) [-] makes the story of isaac hayes (chef) more annoying he sat there and joined in on them poking fun of literally every religion and culture on the planet then suddenly they do one episode about scientology and he quits, talk about a crybaby who cant handle turnaround You don't understand how Scientology works. Scientology has this thing called "auditing" where you basically are hooked to a primitive lie detector and then forced to talk about most intimate and traumatizing experiences in your life. You know perfect blackmail material. Now, Catholic Church has confession and there is talking to psychologists so its not an unique situation. Except in Catholic Church revealing anything from confession is a sin that guarantees priest a place in hell, priests have literally died to not reveal confession secrets. And psychologists are bound by patient-doctor confidentiality and can open themselves to a multi million suits and have their licence revoked. There is no such prevention in the Church of Scientology. CoS has repetedly used the Auditing information to blackmail their followers. When show first aired Hayes' reaction was "ITs Mat and Trey they make fun of everyone." then he was called to a meeting with mr. Miscavige himself, and then suddenly, a week later he turned 180 degrees, declared he can0t stand South Park anymore because they mock religion, and then quit. He became a shut in after that, barely appearing anywhere and died less then two years later. Don't call him a crybaby, Isaac Hayes was a victim of a criminal, slave holding organization hiding under pretense of being a Church. Because calling someone out on blackmailing you will make them reveal the information you wanted kept secret. So instead of being a slave to the blackmailer, you call him out on it, he gets in a bit of trouble but he also reveals to the world that you raped a little boy and hid the body in X location 10 years ago or maybe that you committed fraud and stole millions and got away with it. Pretty easy to do considering how crazy it seems that a blackmailing organization exists and it's hiding behind being a fake religion organization. Even after reading all this, I'm not convinced that the church of scientology is keeping important members because they have blackmail on it, it's such a bold claim and I haven't seen enough proof. An easy way for an organization like this to work is this: everyone has stupid friends that they still trust, stupid friends buy into scientology and reveal important secrets, scientology tells your stupid friend to convince you to join, your stupid friend tells you it's legit, you go to the church to check it out, everything seems amazing and appealing to you, everything they talk about makes sense because they've prepared a script of appealing information that only lasts about an hour and if you try to talk to them about it after the hour they're ruse is over, so you're comfortable with it after 30 minutes, they leave you alone with a lie detector in a room and tell you to talk to it and it will test you blah blah, everyone was so nice and blackmail is so outrageous that it doesn't even enter your thoughts when you tell the machine and a hidden recording device that you committed a federal crime a few months ago, and boom they got you. Or that stupid friend could've told them about your crime and they force you to join through just that. You can refuse and spend your life in prison and lose all your money, or you can just go alone with it and lose like 30% (or whatever) of your total fortune which still leaves you with over a hundred million dollars to retire comfortably. They typically aren't holding on to their celebrity members through blackmail, although I don't know what happened with Isaac Hayes between the time the Scientology episode aired and the time he quit. Usually the treat celebrities like they are royalty and often much different than they treat regular members. They do this because they know having people like Tom Cruz and John Travolta will attract more paying membership. They figure they will make a lot more money from the publicity these celebrities bring to their "religion" than they would make from charging the celebrities for the "services" they offer. However, they will blackmail, torture and just all around abuse normal members if they think they can benefit from it. They are also sue happy and will create frivolous lawsuits as retaliation for what they view as attacks on the church which get held up in court for months or years with the purpose of financially destroying a person, family or business because they know most people and small businesses can not afford such a suit for such a long period of time. They are just a cult that is run like a corrupt corporation with way to much money and an insatiable hunger for even more money. It's so far fetched that any movie on the same level would also have super powers or aliens in it. How about they don't make it look like an interrogation room and they don't make it look like a lie detector? Lots of bias here though. You have to remember that it is a very small minority of people that buy into it so all of your "should be common sense" arguments don't matter. They only need to trick a super small amount of the population to buy it and they're set, which they succeeded. This is all assuming that it actually works like this, the lie detector machine and the story with a friend/interrogation room were just an example of how it's possible for a few people to slip up. #59 -
anon (12/24/2015) [-] They have these "rehabilitation centers" which are basically concentration camps a'la north korea. Watch the documentary "Going Clear", pretty disgusting stuff. Makes me sort of wonder what kind of secrets people have that would make them go to such lengths to protect them. I mean for me I would just tell them to fuck off and release it, but i'm the type who would be fine with the world even hating me so long as I don't back down on principles. They do not limit themselves to an english speaking world. Hell, they don't even limit themselves to THIS world. | ||
| #36 - Yes, and then he dropped his wallet then his cash right into t… | 12/24/2015 on Robberies gone wrong | +9 |
| #88 - The only part of this I don't fully agree with is the ego thin… | 12/24/2015 on Differences China and Germany | +1 |
| #95 - I understand what this is saying and I didn't disagree until i… | 12/24/2015 on Know the difference | -2 |
| #124 - My dog was great with my nieces. She never growled at them and… | 12/24/2015 on Dogs can't resist being pet | 0 |
| #130 - I agree with this but want to add that the reason things are d… | 12/24/2015 on Temple grandin is love | 0 |
| #80 - So, you are saying he should be president based on the fact th… | 12/23/2015 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #79 - I don't think Trump is stupid at all. I think he is very intel… | 12/23/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #78 - He was president of his father's already successful company lo… | 12/23/2015 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #21 - Picture | 12/23/2015 on DMV | +1 |
| #49 - Where is everyone getting this $1 million number from? Trump's… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on (untitled) | -4 |
| By the time of his fathers death Trump was worth well over 1 billion dollars. He made his fortune well before his dad died. Do i support him for president? fuck no but lets not got full libtard and refuse to accept facts. He was president of his father's already successful company long before his father died. I think there was almost 3 decades between when he started running the company and his father's death. In that 3 decades he nearly killed the company because he over invested in new properties that didn't pan out. The only reason his company is still around is because he went public with it and was able to obtain investors on name alone. He didn't make the company successful, his father and numerous outside investors did. Yes, he made a lot of money but he didn't build a company from the ground up. He was put in charge of a very successful company in the early 70s and, after nearly killing it, managed to keep it from failing by taking other people's money and declaring bankruptcy multiple times to keep from paying everything he owed. He has built an empire based on fucking over the people that work under him, particularly construction companies. #74 -
anon (12/22/2015) [-] At least the libtards are smart enough to adjust for inflation. That one million is the equivalent to more than five million today. Besides which, being good with money doesn't mean you're intelligent. Trump is educated and stupid as fuck, the same way Carson is a magnificent brain surgeon but also a drooling moron who thinks the pyramids were grain silos and going to prison makes you gay. I don't think Trump is stupid at all. I think he is very intelligent but also very manipulative and most of what he is currently doing is for shock value. Trump is a brand and I think he intended to run for president simply for the publicity without ever expecting to do as well as he has done. I also think he is an egomaniac and now that he has been doing well in the GOP polls he thinks he can do no wrong. #53 -
anon (12/22/2015) [-] >And made a shit ton of money from investors and a TV show Something I doubt 80% of people could have done even with such a big inheritance. Most people who get that kind of money just blow it on stupid things. Most people don't have a clue how to invest. Also, his inheritance was $40 million AND the $200 million real-estate business. I don't know why this gets conflated with $200 million cash, but whatever. Now his Net Worth is almost $9 billion, which means he at least outperformed the market, which means that he is an above-average businessman. Sure, he's not some golden god of business, but he's not an idiot and his fortune is not at all just inheritance. So, you are saying he should be president based on the fact that he didn't squander his inheritance? | ||
| #58 - Ice, on the other hand, is not low impact. | 12/22/2015 on Low impact | 0 |
| #13 - Wow, that's ****** . | 12/21/2015 on That's oddly specific... | +3 |
| #7 - Picture | 12/21/2015 on when you see it | +1 |
| #41 - They are an apex predator, which is probably why people have b… | 12/20/2015 on nah cunt hes our friend not... | +1 |
| #37 - This is why we need to save the tigers. So they can save us fr… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on nah cunt hes our friend not... | +5 |
| They are an apex predator, which is probably why people have been killing them on sight for centuries now. It's a real shame. | ||
| #42 - Sure he was, but at least he was doing it on purpose. The othe… | 12/19/2015 on 5/7 | +1 |
| #101 - Those auto-play ads on FJ are why I started using adblock. I d… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/19/2015 on Turned off adblock. | +8 |
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| #176 - Competitiveness between the branches is fine, but I am talking… | 12/17/2015 on Canada on arming retards | 0 |
| #80 - I'm just saying that it is very difficult to get a tenured pro… | 12/16/2015 on Advice dealing with a SJW | 0 |
| #164 - The problem is that **** like this goes both ways. The … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on Canada on arming retards | -1 |
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shigiddy (12/16/2015) [-] The reason Marines are badasses is because our job is the most dangerous part of warfare. Attacking an entrenched position is way harder than defending one, so the men doing the attacking have to be better than the ones defending. The tip of the spear is the part that sees the most action, and takes the most wear. But when it comes down to it, Marines have a really shitty job; breaching enemy defenses is one of the hardest parts of warfare tactics-wise. And we prepare our bodies for that by having the toughest training and the highest standards. And we prepare our minds for it by talking big shit and acting like we're better than everyone else. | ||
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