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fiveblackmen

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Date Signed Up:6/24/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#127 - He was also a stuntman before they decided to just make him Da… 17 hours ago on Darth Maul kills it with... +1
#27 - If it was my decision I would shoot a scene in one of the upco…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2016 on star holocaust +49
#40 - solidusisballadis (01/13/2016) [-]
Better yet, have him fuck only Alien Women, like 17 Twi'Leks
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#60 - distortedflare (01/13/2016) [-]
Also have him say fat women disgust him just to really twist the knife.
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#54 - brobathehutt (01/13/2016) [-]
It's incredibly realistic too, I mean who WOULDN'T fuck 17 Twi'leks?
#59 - thesinful (01/13/2016) [-]
All different colors. Taste the rainbow motherfucker.
Make sure one of them's Darth Talon
#183 - orionthegreat (20 hours ago) [-]
There's actually concept art for Darth Talon in the art book, so it seems that at one point they were considering having her in the movie.
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#222 - huntergriff (17 hours ago) [-]
oh, tumblr and a bunch of SJWs would flip its shit and claim Star wars promotes rape culture or some stupidity like that, and then we'd see non stop hit pieces about lucasfilm being sexist.
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#191 - thesinful (20 hours ago) [-]
Well, she'd certainly put asses in seats. And hands in pants if we're being honest
#33 - I want to see the movie where they have a coder frantically ty… 01/13/2016 on Programming in movies vs... +3
#241 - For one, the man asking the question has a very thick non-Engl… 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch +2
#82 - She's driving a Mercedes so she probably has some money, or is… 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy +6
#192 - Is this supposed to convince me of something? Because all I se… 01/12/2016 on Arguments make me hard 0
#191 - I can understand your change of heart on gun control and your … 01/12/2016 on Arguments make me hard 0
#107 - Maybe they did it so tumblr ***** couldn't go around sa… 01/11/2016 on Saitama is homophobic 0
#23 - Does whoever created this not realize the Soviet Union no long… 01/11/2016 on (untitled) +7
#36 - You basically just agreed with what I said. Other than a few M… 01/10/2016 on pure coincidence 2 0
#26 - Low income and high population density. It seems that crime ra… 01/10/2016 on pure coincidence 2 +1
#25 - It exists, but it is just different kinds of crimes. Poor blac…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on pure coincidence 2 0
#27 - theXsjados (01/10/2016) [-]
Once again yes and no. Poverty begets crime, but blacks produce more than whites by a large margin.

Any crime is bad, but black crime is particularly egregious; gangs, drugs, murdering, and raping. Whites tend to get involved with drugs and do economic crimes to support their habits, but blacks do it more by a large margin, and once again they then form gangs to take advantage of the drug and violence markets. At least whites don't form gangs in order to take advantage of their poorer populace.

Picture Sauce www.nationalgangcenter.gov/survey-analysis/demographics
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#36 - fiveblackmen (01/10/2016) [-]
You basically just agreed with what I said. Other than a few MCs, most of which remain pretty small when compared to other gangs, poor white areas don't suffer the gang problems that poor black and Latino areas suffer. However, if you really look into, many of the black gangs that exist today can trace their roots back to the civil rights movement. They were originally created as a way for minority neighborhoods to both police themselves and protect themselves from the corrupt white police. The problem here is that they didn't just disappear when the movement ended and their views got twisted and corrupted, they sometimes split into smaller gangs based on disagreements and then started killing each other over turf and money as well as robbing, selling drugs and killing anyone that got in their way or just happened to be around them when shit got bad. Having said all that, I think that if we could manage to take care of the gang problems, which isn't going to happen with the budgets a lot of the worst cities give to their police departments and all the protests, we would see a dramatic drop in black and Latino crime rates, possibly enough to be in line with white crime rates.
#22 - Does this mean that everything you hear sounds like K-Pop, as … 01/10/2016 on Will you K-Pop? 0
#32 - **** like this is why so many men are completely giving…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on #wastehistime2016 +20
#54 - windlordvaati (01/10/2016) [-]
And my hand clamps down better than a Vagina, plus I can blow myself, so I'm literally not missing anything.
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#63 - needsauceadmisblan (01/10/2016) [-]
self blowjobs top race.
#10 - George Carlin's early stuff was really funny and his later stu… 01/10/2016 on jokes & jokes & Hahahahaha +2
#44 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on (untitled) +4
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#24 - That's a silly way to play the french horn. He needs the mouth piece. 01/08/2016 on Life is full of choices +3
#120 - I have worked in customer service and it is all the same *… 01/08/2016 on Nigger Nogger Toilet Clogger 0
#115 - I wouldn't say it was gold. It was amusing, but not gold.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Nigger Nogger Toilet Clogger +4
#116 - randaxkull (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm guessing you haven't worked in the hotel industry, then.
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#120 - fiveblackmen (01/08/2016) [-]
I have worked in customer service and it is all the same shit. People come in, blame you for shit they caused, scream at you, demand to speak to the manager, demand free shit. Having experience in hotel customer service wouldn't make this gold. It was extremely predictable and generic. The noisy, fat American in Europe is nothing new, and while this was an amusing story, it didn't really do anything spectacular.
#276 - That just isn't true. Chain mail was made to stop slashing and… 01/05/2016 on Medieval +1
#120 - Maybe to make everyone think he is dead again. Maybe bad writing. 01/05/2016 on Strongest Jedi and Sith... 0
#116 - I think his true end game was always to perform his planet des…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Strongest Jedi and Sith... 0
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#117 - drldrl (01/05/2016) [-]
He could've easily stopped his killer though. Why does he need to jump in with the Outlander?
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#120 - fiveblackmen (01/05/2016) [-]
Maybe to make everyone think he is dead again. Maybe bad writing.
#115 - Exar Kun, from what I have read, was supposed to have been the… 01/05/2016 on Strongest Jedi and Sith... +1
#113 - He went from being one of the strongest, if not the strongest,… 01/05/2016 on Strongest Jedi and Sith... +1
#102 - Can you cite any sources for this information? From what I hav… 01/05/2016 on #OregonUnderAttack 0

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User avatar #2 - enragedonion (04/26/2015) [-]
Can we be friends? I would love to befriend a shark made of five black men, that's just badass.
User avatar #1 - kibbleking (04/22/2015) [-]
You're based.
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