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| #34 - I both agree and disagree with what you said here. I think tha… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/23/2015 on Mew Seek Obscurity | 0 |
| #20 - This is funny but that show as a whole is terrible. | 08/23/2015 on This man is the future | 0 |
| #60 - Sure, but China is getting tired of their **** , and at … | 08/22/2015 on TIME TO SAVE UP ON BOTTLECAPS | 0 |
| #34 - Didn't something like this happen a few years ago when NK was … [+] (2 new replies) | 08/21/2015 on TIME TO SAVE UP ON BOTTLECAPS | 0 |
| Sure, but China is getting tired of their shit, and at this point they are unlikely to back them up if they started a war, especially if they start using nukes. China was supportive of the last set of sanctions placed on North Korea because they are growing tired of their shit and because North Korea had just tested a nuke near the Chinese border. China seems to be actively trying to improve relations with the western world, and North Korea spouting off constant threats of war and nuclear retaliation for no reason is detrimental to this process and they aren't going to put up with it much longer. Also, that thing about a nuke most liking hitting China is more of a shot at their long range missile technology, which is incredibly inaccurate. So, if they tried to launch a missile anywhere other than South Korea, such as Japan or the US, they would most likely end up hitting China or the an ocean. | ||
| #53 - The reason liberals win elections is because the par… [+] (25 new replies) | 08/21/2015 on One of several reasons... | +9 |
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youregaylol (08/21/2015) [-] Ya, thats why they lost the last two midterms, the house and the senate and have almost completely lost the power base they had in 2008 Also reports continually show that the democrats are the one inching away from being moderate, continually going over to the far left, the party hasn't been this partisan and far left in 15 years www.gallup.com/poll/183686/democrats-shift-left.aspx “While 47% of their party base is socially liberal and either moderate or liberal on the economy,” Gallup warns, “that same percentage among Republicans and Republican independents is only 7%, and some votes from the GOP will be necessary to win in November 2016.” www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/nov/30/gallup-yes-democrats-liberals-favor-socialism/ this was in 2012 "53 percent of Democrats and 62 percent of liberals give a “positive review of socialism,” the pollster found, compared to 23 percent of Republicans and 25 percent of conservatives." I understand you want the media to think you're the party of moderates really, really bad but it doesn't hold water. A candidate for the dems is publicly running as a socialist in america and dem retards everywhere are dickriding him, and you want to claim you're less extreme? Laughable. The chairman of your party was unable to describe the difference between a democrat and a socialist, TWO SEPARATE TIMES. www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/nov/30/gallup-yes-democrats-liberals-favor-socialism/ dailycaller.com/2015/08/02/dnc-chair-still-doesnt-know-the-difference-between-democrats-and-socialists-video/ The fact is the 2008 high is over. The party has been drinking too much of their own cool aid. Blue Dogs are almost extinct. Only the far left will come out to support that idiocy in the near future, and thankfully thats not that appealing. But please, continue to rail against "muh extremeist tea purty" while ignoring your burning house. #151 -
anon (08/21/2015) [-] You're wrong. In terms of actual policy decisions, today's democratic party is (depressingly) far less liberal than it's been in the past. The era of progressivism is long gone. You can say I'm wrong all you want but the facts speak for themselves. Your feelings dont matter. Facts matter. And the facts say the democratic party is completely in the far lefts pocket, as my multiple sources demonstrate, sorry. #152 -
anon (08/21/2015) [-] And by that I'm only referring to Obama, Clinton, etc. Sanders is awesome of course. Nah, they're all retarded and Sanders might be the most retarded out of them all. Also Hilary and sanders voted the same 93% of the time when they were in the senate. www.examiner.com/article/hillary-clinton-and-bernie-sanders-were-soulmates-the-u-s-senate It's amazing how much a self proclaimed socialist has in common with a "mainstream" democrat, huh? :^) You sound like the biggest fag in the western hemisphere. Enjoy the 99 percent chance that Clinton will be our next president you cumfart. If you actually think the Democrats won't win the next election you're watching too much fox news. Won't even be close. Just like the last one. #129 -
youregaylol (08/21/2015) [-] You mean the last two midterms. I agree. Funny, all the dems said there wouldn't be aq chance that they'd lose the house, until they did. Then they said theres not a chance they'd lose the senate, until they did. You idiots love being proven wrong huh. :^) The Young Turks can tell you your plastic doll is going to win all you want, but it's just not true, sorry. The problem with kids like you is you look at politics like it's football. If somebody tells you your "team" isn't going to win you start whining like a baby, like you are now. So you aren't whining? So you think Donald Trump has any shot of winning this? Seriously asking you, you really think that's plausible? If he isn't the gop nominee then he will run 3rd party and it will be an even easier win for the democrats. Please stay in the south friend. The fact that you think Trump is going to split the vote but Bernie isn't is hilarious. We're so early on in the race that Trumps support will widdle down to nothing, and eventually the republican voter base will rally around the primary candidate. Sanders base isn't going away though, hes got that may may candidate flare to him and an army of cult like supporters addicted to his pseudo socialism. He'll split the vote by running as an independent, smashing hilaries already weak vote base. Put hilary up against any republican primary candidate and she'll fall apart. Lets be honest, nobody is excited about voting for hilary. On election day the useful idiots will stay home, like they do for every apathetic candidate. Sorry, thats what years of extremism and partisanship will do to a party. The high of 2008 blinded the dems, and now they're paying the price. Facts hurt. "Put hilarious up against any republican primary candidate and she'll fall apart" I'm sorry, it seriously took me this long to figure out that this is bait. You got me good. You're so brainwashed that you honestly think the mere statement that hilary will not win must be a troll. Maybe thats the reason dems lost the last two midterms? I think I should term it "2008 syndrome". You tried to live off your high to the point where you were blinded to reality, thus unable to see the landscape of the country. You will continue to lose, and you have only yourself to blame. #167 -
youregaylol (08/21/2015) [-] I already expressed that I didn't support Trump, but you're obviously a mongolid who can't read. It's alright, you can throw your red rage pixels at me all you want, you're still wrong, I'm still right, you have no argument, and you're stupid. Just like your idiotic party lost the house and the senate, they will lose the presidency. Sorry, not sorry faggot. Cry about it. :^) Oh god, our politics is just a bunch of people yapping over unimportant stuff. I'm quite lucky People who equate tea party with extremists are incredibly toxic to the discussion, people wanting to adhere to the constitution being labeled as radicals is ridiculous. #89 -
anon (08/21/2015) [-] Except a significant number of the tea parties are not trying to adhere to the constitution but the bible. There are some good ones sure, but the ones that got a lot of attention were mostly nuts who wanted to bring religion into politics. #114 -
anon (08/21/2015) [-] thats what the media wanted to portray them as, they never gave them a fair shake the fact that the media idolized the idiocy that was occupy wall street when they were shitting on cars while demonizing the tea party for holding signs speaks wonders | ||
| #82 - $40 millions seems a bit excessive but she will probably get s… | 08/21/2015 on I love you virginya but you... | 0 |
| #192 - I think most of his support comes from people that don't actua… | 08/21/2015 on Hillary vs. Bernie, in Detail | +1 |
| #76 - That is exactly why I said a lot of countries. [+] (1 new reply) | 08/20/2015 on #Feminism | +2 |
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| #6 - It had a frog in its throat. | 08/20/2015 on The miracle of birth | +33 |
| #13 - When he grows up he will be able to just pick up the cars and … | 08/20/2015 on This kid is going places | +1 |
| #72 - I don't think there is necessarily a way to prove you want a r… | 08/20/2015 on #Feminism | 0 |
| #56 - I wouldn't put it past some of the more idiotic and extreme on… [+] (6 new replies) | 08/20/2015 on #Feminism | +15 |
| You're correct. Under the good samaritan laws which grant immunity, if the good samaritan makes an error while rendering emergency medical care or while assisting an individual in danger, he or she cannot be held legally liable for damages in court. However, two conditions usually must be met; 1) the aid must be given at the scene of the emergency, and. 2) if the "volunteer" has other motives, such as the hope of being paid a fee or reward, then the law will not apply. I don't think there is necessarily a way to prove you want a reward unless you explicitly ask for one. I believe you have to actively seek a reward or fee from the victim for the law to not apply. You can hope someone will pay you after saving their life, but if you don't actually ask for some form of payment then they couldn't use that against you in a lawsuit. This whole rape idea is a bit different though. Obviously, if someone accuses the person that just saved their life of some form of sexual misconduct, there would be an investigation into the matter, as there should be. However, in such incidences, there are often multiple witnesses, and there are ways to check for signs of rape and sexual misconduct if they are performed immediately. Unfortunately, a lot of rape victims don't go to the police right away and their cases are never resolved and a lot of "professional victims" take advantage of situations like this to ruin someone else's life, to prove a point or just for monetary gain and attention. However, a lot of third wave feminists have no idea of what actual rape is and a man just looking at them can trigger an often violent reaction, so I wouldn't be surprised if one of them decided to accuse a lifeguard of rape because he touched his mouth to hers while blowing air into her lungs during CPR. Fortunately, we haven't had to deal with this particular situation yet because this article is satire, meant to ridicule the already over-the-top expectations and ideals of current feminism. The point I am just trying to make is that there are women out there that would try this but it would most likely just backfire on them when they are forced to pay for lawyers and court fees on top of the inevitable, and probably successful, counter suit against her. | ||
| #9 - Even if Trump were to get the Republican nomination, which is … | 08/19/2015 on stahp | -2 |
| #650 - fiveblackmen always win, especially when one is shot by the police. [+] (1 new reply) | 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me | +4 |
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| #13 - These little ******* are adorable but unfortunately the… | 08/19/2015 on Tiny Stoat Playground | 0 |
| #417 - You look like you had bad plastic surgery in an attempt to mak… [+] (3 new replies) | 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me | +10 |
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innocentbabies (08/19/2015) [-] >>#628, Shit, I guess I wasn't as clever as I thought. You win this time, fiveblackmen. fiveblackmen always win, especially when one is shot by the police. | ||
| #119 - Comment deleted | 08/19/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #305 - The candidates for this election are all pretty ****** ,… | 08/18/2015 on Bernie is not amused | 0 |
| #92 - That's fine and all but I don't think any of us here could be … [+] (2 new replies) | 08/17/2015 on (untitled) | +9 |
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| #143 - I have never refused to tip. This is not because I think all s… | 08/17/2015 on You don't Tip? Good no... | 0 |
| #185 - Most of the Republican candidates are Tea Party members and as… | 08/16/2015 on it's simple really | 0 |
| #180 - No he won't. He has done little more than point fingers and th… [+] (2 new replies) | 08/16/2015 on it's simple really | +1 |
| Most of the Republican candidates are Tea Party members and as such will try to force their religion on the entire country and undo everything and anything that Obama did simply because Obama did it and they seem to view him as the anti-Christ. The only Republican candidate that I can think of that isn't directly attached to the Tea Party other than Trump is Chris Christie and he doesn't do anything other than talk a big game while treating everyone like they are retarded. As a resident of New Jersey I can say that he did nothing to benefit the state. All he did was cut taxes, most strongly affecting the richest residents, while cutting funding to everything including schools, hospitals, parks services and emergency services. On top of this, he has a tendency to belittle anyone that points out his massive flaws and was linked to shutting down one of the busiest bridges in the world which led to a 4 day traffic jam. Hilary, as I said earlier, is just a corporate mouthpiece and will bend over backwards catering to massive corporations while systematically trying to pass new laws that limit our rights (pretty much more of what the last two presidents have done). Sanders is the only one that seems like he actually wants to do some good but that may or may not be a show he is putting on just to get into office. Personally, I think he is currently the best candidate, but that could easily change. At the moment, polls show both Clinton and Sanders as being far ahead all the GOP candidates which are currently being led by Trump by a huge margin. However, polls of republican voters have shown that almost 1/4 of republican voters would never vote for Trump so, if he were to get the Republican nomination, they would certainly lose the election. This is all still very early, so it could easily and drastically change as the mud slinging shifts into a higher gear. | ||
| #35 - There are many different IQ tests from which a single person c… | 08/16/2015 on Lying dumbfuck | 0 |
| #26 - If it makes you feel better, what she took wasn't even a real … | 08/16/2015 on Lying dumbfuck | +2 |
| #44 - Those look like the jellyfish you find off the coast of the US… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/16/2015 on Jelly Fish | +1 |
| I wasn't even aware there were jellyfish that don't cause excruciating pain | ||
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