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Date Signed Up:6/24/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#193 - He doesn't even have 10 billion dollars and he sure as hell is… 09/29/2015 on Trump's Campaign Strategy 0
#81 - I doubt that. Not the part about him having policies, because …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Trump's Campaign Strategy +1
#96 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
"doing what's best for Trump" . Dude he's literally willing to spend 10 billion dollars on his own campaign. He's probably the most honest and selfless candidate. Others like Hilary for example are making millions of dollars from super pacs and gaining support.
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#193 - fiveblackmen (09/29/2015) [-]
He doesn't even have 10 billion dollars and he sure as hell isn't selfless. I'm not saying people should vote for Hilary, because they shouldn't. She is terrible too. All i am saying is that Trump has a history of being extremely manipulative and greedy and that won't suddenly change because he says so.
#8 - Seems like a good way for your cat to get rabies. 09/27/2015 on Like a boss +1
#24 - Some of them are, but I have never seen one that looks like th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2015 on japan you are crazy +3
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#25 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
I should hope so
the pastry looks infected with something
#22 - You're saying a pastry made you gay?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2015 on japan you are crazy +7
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#23 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
Well no
I'm saying vaginas are fucking gross
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#33 - butwhynot (09/27/2015) [-]
Yeah but let's pretend male buttholes are esthetic wonders.
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#34 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
they can be
#35 - butwhynot (09/27/2015) [-]
#36 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
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#24 - fiveblackmen (09/27/2015) [-]
Some of them are, but I have never seen one that looks like that pastry.
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#25 - captainprincess (09/27/2015) [-]
I should hope so
the pastry looks infected with something
#133 - I wouldn't go as far saying he was very religious, but he cert… 09/27/2015 on Atheism comp 0
#7 - Orcas are dicks. 09/26/2015 on Pool shark 0
#49 - She won't make it. She'll have some guy do it for her and then… 09/26/2015 on Wow +7
#115 - Same here. I've had mine for years without a problem. 09/26/2015 on Wisdom Tooth Removal +1
#119 - If she was a guy, she'd be on TV. 09/26/2015 on at least not fat 0
#93 - I agree to some degree with what you are saying here. I think … 09/25/2015 on Campaign Slogans 0
#100 - Personally, if I was a rational feminist, I would stop calling… 09/25/2015 on Free slaps +1
#67 - Automatic isn't better, it is just easier to learn to drive. D… 09/24/2015 on Car thief vs manual... +1
#32 - I remember, back in my days of working at a restaurant, someon… 09/23/2015 on Minor differences - Oatmeal 0
#7 - ***** up your life. I've never done it myself but the a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2015 on The pizza mans name? Albert... 0
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#8 - indalx (09/22/2015) [-]
It sounds like Salvia on steroids
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#13 - Tusura (09/23/2015) [-]
I've never blacked out from MDMA. I had a 30 min black out trip from Salvia.

Granted, that was 5 full hits of 40x Salvia over top of 20+mcg THC Marijuana.

Marijuana enhances the effects of Salvia, if they are smoked together. Salvia is only supposed to last about 5 minutes. Like I said, I blacked out for half an hour, and had full blown trip effects for 4 hours afterward.
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#17 - indalx (09/23/2015) [-]
That must have been horrible.
I tried MD 2 times in my life and i was on full speed. Good experience but not to get used to it.
A friend grows Salvia and gave me a hit and sat there to watch over me,i tripped for about 2 minutes and it felt like forever.
I occasionally smoke weed and that is low quality since its hard to find a proper kush nowdays
#14 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
I think it's more likely this is just another bollocks /b/ post.
#5 - This sounds like someone laced it with PCP.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2015 on The pizza mans name? Albert... 0
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#6 - indalx (09/22/2015) [-]
Havent tried that. What does it do?
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#7 - fiveblackmen (09/22/2015) [-]
fucks up your life. I've never done it myself but the affects seem to be horrible hallucinations that almost always cause the users to freak the fuck out and hurt themselves along with other people.
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#8 - indalx (09/22/2015) [-]
It sounds like Salvia on steroids
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#13 - Tusura (09/23/2015) [-]
I've never blacked out from MDMA. I had a 30 min black out trip from Salvia.

Granted, that was 5 full hits of 40x Salvia over top of 20+mcg THC Marijuana.

Marijuana enhances the effects of Salvia, if they are smoked together. Salvia is only supposed to last about 5 minutes. Like I said, I blacked out for half an hour, and had full blown trip effects for 4 hours afterward.
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#17 - indalx (09/23/2015) [-]
That must have been horrible.
I tried MD 2 times in my life and i was on full speed. Good experience but not to get used to it.
A friend grows Salvia and gave me a hit and sat there to watch over me,i tripped for about 2 minutes and it felt like forever.
I occasionally smoke weed and that is low quality since its hard to find a proper kush nowdays
#14 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
I think it's more likely this is just another bollocks /b/ post.
#3 - Racist pig.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2015 on How to stop crime early -5
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#14 - affix (09/23/2015) [-]
I would argue the title of the content is more racist than the actions of the cop.
(which is zero)
#27 - skebaba (09/23/2015) [-]
Not really. They are clearly poor, which is why the cop gives them stuff. It is statistically proven that poor people have a higher chance to start committing crimes to feed themselves.
#22 - I doubt he would want to start an entire series but I think he… 09/22/2015 on Hal +2
#348 - The problem with that is a lot of torrent programs will limit … 09/22/2015 on This is pornography 0
#344 - Basically, it is a private torrent network that only people wi… 09/22/2015 on This is pornography +1
#340 - I completely agree. 09/22/2015 on This is pornography 0
#84 - There in lies the problem. The reason private trackers don't h…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2015 on This is pornography 0
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#298 - skateabuga (09/22/2015) [-]
Or you could just get a VPN and have no worries
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#364 - ptolomeus (09/22/2015) [-]
How do you get a VPN? What places are "safe" to get one.
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#85 - oxki (09/22/2015) [-]
Yup, that's true. But that's also what makes it so secure. I would gladly take security with, perhaps, a waiting period to get in rather than use a public tracker and have subpoenas sent to my house.
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#340 - fiveblackmen (09/22/2015) [-]
I completely agree.
#18 - Cops probably won't but some of the bigger companies will. It …  [+] (16 new replies) 09/22/2015 on This is pornography +13
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#341 - tsoper (09/22/2015) [-]
You cant get caught downloading a torrent, only from seeding it. If the RIAA latches on to your file, they can get your ip from you uploading it. Thats why i put my upload to 1kps.
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#348 - fiveblackmen (09/22/2015) [-]
The problem with that is a lot of torrent programs will limit your download when you limit your upload. It used to be that you could completely shut off your upload, but that no longer exists. Also, they can catch you for simply downloading but they can't extort nearly as much money that way. The reason they like to catch seeders is because they can claim copyright infringement and, if necessary, sue the person in court for something like $150,000 per offense. They usually will just send out a letter asking for an out of court settlement of a few thousand though because it costs a lot of time and money to go to court.
#67 - oxki (09/22/2015) [-]
psst, join a private tracker, a lot less risky.
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#76 - yugiohkris (09/22/2015) [-]
how?
#81 - oxki (09/22/2015) [-]
There are many private trackers you could join, the ones I know of and that are possible to join:
ipttorrents
what.cd
(there are probably more)

IPT only requires someone from the inside to invite you but what.cd requires an interview and I heard it's kinda tough. The thing with private trackers, though, is that you have to seed everything you download (most of the time) to a 1:1 ratio. You downloaded a 10 GB file? Seed it for 2 weeks or until you seed 10 GB for that file.
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#84 - fiveblackmen (09/22/2015) [-]
There in lies the problem. The reason private trackers don't have these problems is because of how strict they are with the people that access them. It is nearly impossible to get access to a good private tracker without knowing someone on the inside.
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#298 - skateabuga (09/22/2015) [-]
Or you could just get a VPN and have no worries
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#364 - ptolomeus (09/22/2015) [-]
How do you get a VPN? What places are "safe" to get one.
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#85 - oxki (09/22/2015) [-]
Yup, that's true. But that's also what makes it so secure. I would gladly take security with, perhaps, a waiting period to get in rather than use a public tracker and have subpoenas sent to my house.
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#340 - fiveblackmen (09/22/2015) [-]
I completely agree.
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#82 - yugiohkris (09/22/2015) [-]
Oh thats fine I always seed to a 1:4 ratio,I just don't want any fines or go to jail.By the the way what is a private tracker?
#83 - oxki (09/22/2015) [-]
I'll give you a short definition from Wikipedia real quick:
"A private tracker is a BitTorrent tracker that restricts use by requiring users to register with the site."
So, this basically discourages lawyers, corporations, whatever, from signing up/getting in as it requires extra effort on their part and these torrents are all a part of a single network of users, so the trackers on the torrents themselves won't be using public trackers from perhaps piratebay or some other public trackers. A good analogy is that torrenting is like a tree, people using public trackers are low-hanging fruit for ISPs and companies to sue while people using private trackers are more safe. I encourage you to do your own research as I do not know much about networking, etc.
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#89 - yugiohkris (09/22/2015) [-]
Ok still a bit confused on this stuff.I just want to torrent and seed safely,but thanks.
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#344 - fiveblackmen (09/22/2015) [-]
Basically, it is a private torrent network that only people with permission may access. Unlike getting a torrent from thepiratebay, which anyone can get access to, a torrent from a private tracker will only have people that belong to that particular tracker downloading and seeding it which means that corporations and the FBI will not be able to access that torrent, at least not without putting a lot more work than they are accustomed to doing.
#101 - I don't know if it's because I am white, but people come up to… 09/21/2015 on Colors 0
#9 - You're all retarded. Due to erosion, his father is the pebble.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2015 on The Rock & Tanoai Reed (his... +1
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#42 - eyemeralds (09/20/2015) [-]
Maybe it's more like budding?

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User avatar #2 - enragedonion (04/26/2015) [-]
Can we be friends? I would love to befriend a shark made of five black men, that's just badass.
User avatar #1 - kibbleking (04/22/2015) [-]
You're based.
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