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#28 - its perfect 03/09/2014 on i'm guessing Ukraine... +1
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Lisa 0
#20 - scizzor (03/08/2014) [-]
#14 - If cats freefall they dont reach a velocity high enough to kil…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Well Fuck +2
User avatar #21 - splinfinity (03/05/2014) [-]
Not 100% sure that's not full of shit, but that'd be pretty fantastic if it's true. Might research that a lil. Thanks for amusing tidbit, tho.
User avatar #26 - critality (03/06/2014) [-]
You can literally throw a cat out of an airplane and it won't die, it will probably break bones on the landing but the terminal velocity thing is true.
#16 - whatwhen (03/05/2014) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Fallout surprise ** my moms cat fell off out of 5th floor window, landed on concrete block. ripped open upper lip and hurt kidneys, after few visits at vet he is fine and trying to play on window again. vets said cats never learn from such things
also while waiting at the vet there was woman with cat who fell from 9th floor and didnt get hurt at all
User avatar #18 - Garblestickleshlop (03/05/2014) [-]
Get a screen on that window, man...
#555 - >implying I grill for lifts 03/02/2014 on Admin Delivers 0
#532 - >2014 >not wanting to be a powerlifter masterrace …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Admin Delivers -1
#541 - budva (03/02/2014) [-]
addy lifts for grills

pls b in London
#555 - fisty (03/02/2014) [-]
>implying I grill for lifts
#528 - and? mass does not equal strength post maxes 03/02/2014 on Admin Delivers 0
#522 - Gonna need max bench deadlift and squat to verifiy if admin ac… 03/02/2014 on Admin Delivers 0
#49 - I read the manga and its just as if not more frustrating than … 02/25/2014 on Tear down this wall 0
#15 - Picture 02/23/2014 on Title +2
#57 - Picture 02/22/2014 on Feels Part 2 0
#35 - Heres some pictures of the chaos and mayhem happening right no… 02/08/2014 on Riots in Bosnia &... 0
#7 - Meh those monkey ***** seem too weak also I read …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on How I feel when I get a... 0
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2014) [-]
...Pretty sure if Kaidou took it Zoro would have mentioned it when luffy told his crew "Were going after The Yonkou" something along the lines of ..."Oh hey that kaidou guy yeah he took my eye" just MAYBE ...
User avatar #123 - mrshrapnel (02/02/2014) [-]
Zoro is not know for giving fucks about injuries.
Even if Kaido is involved.
But yea the Kaido theory sounds bad, i think its more like Mihawk and Zoro dueling for those two years (after he defeated the monkey) and he got injured doing one of them.
#4 - what the **** happened to his eye dammit  [+] (6 new replies) 02/01/2014 on How I feel when I get a... +2
#19 - blademontane (02/01/2014) [-]
He got da Sharingan
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2014) [-]
its generaly assumed that this guy happened to zorros eye

i secretly like to imagine that he somehow stole one of mihawks eyes and sewed the lid shut whilst it heals though...
User avatar #113 - ljxjlos (02/02/2014) [-]
Who´s that? Some especially strong specimen of the monkey on Mihawks Island? If tho, it´s wrong - there was no such thing in the manga and Zorro still had both eyes left after defeating all the monkeys.
#7 - fisty (02/01/2014) [-]
Meh those monkey fucks seem too weak also I read some theories that Kaidou the beast took it from him maybe?
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2014) [-]
...Pretty sure if Kaidou took it Zoro would have mentioned it when luffy told his crew "Were going after The Yonkou" something along the lines of ..."Oh hey that kaidou guy yeah he took my eye" just MAYBE ...
User avatar #123 - mrshrapnel (02/02/2014) [-]
Zoro is not know for giving fucks about injuries.
Even if Kaido is involved.
But yea the Kaido theory sounds bad, i think its more like Mihawk and Zoro dueling for those two years (after he defeated the monkey) and he got injured doing one of them.
#142 - true true... one day tho one day 02/01/2014 on Misleading Bitch -1
#130 - >There are people on funnyjunk right now that have children…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Misleading Bitch +1
User avatar #253 - sairajayn (02/02/2014) [-]
Not all of us are 15. ;)
#139 - futtef (02/01/2014) [-]
you mean adopted, right? no one in here has ever had sex. ever.
#142 - fisty (02/01/2014) [-]
true true...
one day tho
one day
#37 - relax meng its mostly nostalgia aniway not the fact that games… 01/25/2014 on Gaming, Then and Now +1
#111 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on I'd buy em 0
#112 - hyeroshi (01/19/2014) [-]
Take this.
#31 - The scariest scene in all of movie history  [+] (12 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Dinkleberg! +8
#45 - thebacondroid (01/15/2014) [-]
#58 - beamhead (01/16/2014) [-]
What is this from
User avatar #64 - orgasmpirate (01/16/2014) [-]
Cr1TiKal, commonly known as penguinz0; closest to perfect being this planet has seen.

www.youtube.com/user/penguinz0/
#67 - beamhead (01/16/2014) [-]
I know. I want to know which video its from
User avatar #68 - orgasmpirate (01/16/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mqahzYsB38 - Cry of Fear

Right around 2:50-ish.
#69 - beamhead (01/16/2014) [-]
You are amazing and you should know that
User avatar #71 - orgasmpirate (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh, and welcome to FJ new one; I think you'll find the critikal channel quite fun.
#72 - beamhead (01/16/2014) [-]
Thank you for the warm welcom
User avatar #70 - orgasmpirate (01/16/2014) [-]
I would like to believe the same as long as my nipples still lactate.
#46 - thebacondroid (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - bruinslover (01/16/2014) [-]
i always do some meditating with that loading screen. the music is just so mind-soothing.
#47 - thebacondroid (01/15/2014) [-]
#132 - >female people 01/14/2014 on Admin's gf about FJ +8
#36 - I could eat a knob at night 01/10/2014 on PS2 Character? +2
#142 - brilliant sir just brilliant 01/09/2014 on 27 famous people then-now 0
#25 - Picture 01/03/2014 on Give me back my bike ash 0
#44 - Picture 01/02/2014 on When my parents tell me to... +3
#14 - Are you actually suggesting that a child in China could land…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Epic asian ipad 0
#15 - kizzaftw (12/30/2013) [-]
1. thats a full grown man/uni student, not a child.

2. if he is a child, and his girlfriend wants an ipad, shes training hard to be a gold digger.

3. this isnt in china itself, the price of those components is dirt cheap in china, and you can buy 95% legit ipads for like $100 which function almost identically to one, but may not be able to use some online functions, but this one he made certainly cant use those same functions anyway.
#11 - Do you have any idea how much those things cost  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Epic asian ipad 0
#13 - kizzaftw (12/30/2013) [-]
well, he has some sort of skills if he is able to do this work, and presuming he isnt an antisocial neckbeard, he could land a decent job. lets say $10 an hour pay, which is entirely miserable considering his skills, but that doesnt matter.


if he works, 7 hour shifts, thats $700, pretty close to the actual price. and if you consider that this one cost him $130 anyway, that puts available money at $830. which is pretty well their price range
#19 - lovot (01/04/2014) [-]
You are assuming that all of his income is disposable, sometimes people have more important things to do with their money. Also, if you can make it for a fraction of the price it takes to build your own, and the time is not being used already, then why not; the finished product would not have the inherent disabilities many Apple products ship with. Sometimes people actually LIKE working on macines in their free time.
#14 - fisty (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you actually suggesting that a child in China could land a job which would pay him 10 dollars per hour
#15 - kizzaftw (12/30/2013) [-]
1. thats a full grown man/uni student, not a child.

2. if he is a child, and his girlfriend wants an ipad, shes training hard to be a gold digger.

3. this isnt in china itself, the price of those components is dirt cheap in china, and you can buy 95% legit ipads for like $100 which function almost identically to one, but may not be able to use some online functions, but this one he made certainly cant use those same functions anyway.
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User avatar #1 - gugek ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
hey! i hope you have a great morning an a fantastic day
#2 to #1 - fisty (06/16/2014) [-]
Thank you mate and the same to you
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