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#27 - actually a 9 foot tall woman weighing 300 lbs wouldnt be a lan… 07/25/2014 on RAAAAAPEE +1
#141 - just got a sword to +5! time for more buttrape I guess 07/25/2014 on Praise the Casul 0
#140 - Its not the the enemies or bosses that frustrate me the combat…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Praise the Casul 0
#142 - rdobet (07/25/2014) [-]
It's uhh, pretty damn obvious. The Depths are closer and less likely to server you your ass on a platter.
#49 - thx 07/25/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken 0
#1 - mfw I just started playing it, just rang the first bell …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Praise the Casul +42
#120 - rdobet (07/25/2014) [-]
venturebeat.com/2011/10/10/dark-souls-isnt-hard-gamers-are-just-stupid-and-impatient/

More seriously it isn't hard once you actually think about shit.
#140 - fisty (07/25/2014) [-]
Its not the the enemies or bosses that frustrate me the combat system is one of the best ive played ever its just that often you find yourself wondering where do fuck do I go next and you end up backtracking a lot and looking for things u might have missed and well I hate backtracking other than that the game is bretty gud

mfw killed capra demon nad now i dont know whether to go to depths or the ghost city below welp
#142 - rdobet (07/25/2014) [-]
It's uhh, pretty damn obvious. The Depths are closer and less likely to server you your ass on a platter.
#80 - schaufelradbagger (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - ProWig (07/25/2014) [-]
upgrade a wep to +5 shit gets easy for a while
#141 - fisty (07/25/2014) [-]
just got a sword to +5! time for more buttrape I guess
User avatar #8 - beroty (07/24/2014) [-]
hmm..just wait until you reach blightown
User avatar #43 - Sabre (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't find Blighttown particularly hard, just obnoxious. Dat framerate...
User avatar #49 - beroty (07/25/2014) [-]
personally blighttown is the only part of dark souls that i hate
i even enjoyed anal rodeo
User avatar #68 - thatoldhorse (07/25/2014) [-]
crystal caves are the absolute worst for me
#25 - svity (07/25/2014) [-]
Hardest part for me was getting out
#3 - isonig (07/24/2014) [-]
Try tongue but hole!
#2 - twiztidxson (07/24/2014) [-]
Prepare your body. The Legend never dies.
#27 - legendarygiantdad (07/25/2014) [-]
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken +1
User avatar #9 - imacatmeow (07/24/2014) [-]
Best guess would be torrents
User avatar #10 - imacatmeow (07/24/2014) [-]
#6 - where can I watch this?  [+] (19 new replies) 07/24/2014 on E/S/G on Hokuto no Ken 0
User avatar #32 - carbohydrates (07/25/2014) [-]
Just saying, don't watch the Anon's link first.
That's the Fist of the North Star anime movie, it pretty much covers the anime in two hours...
#14 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - carbohydrates (07/24/2014) [-]
www.chia-anime.com/hokuto-no-ken
All 109 episodes of the original anime.
The spinoffs you'll have to look else ware.
#49 - fisty (07/25/2014) [-]
thx
User avatar #25 - nukinzerambo (07/25/2014) [-]
just watched, quite the good series, reminds me of berzerk with the old anime style
User avatar #51 - yellowcardraiden (07/25/2014) [-]
This may be a dumb question but is the dub any good? Or is it really bad and just stick with Sub for berzerk?
User avatar #53 - nukinzerambo (07/25/2014) [-]
my golden rule for anime is stick with a sub over dub. I find the immersion to be better and i dont mind reading
User avatar #27 - carbohydrates (07/25/2014) [-]
I actually haven't seen Berzerk... What all is it about?
And, Fist of the North Star looks so old is because it is from the 80's lol.
Original run was 1984 – 1987; 13 years before Berzerk's anime run, so says wikipedia.
User avatar #28 - nukinzerambo (07/25/2014) [-]
my friend, berzerk is about a man who has been beaten all his life name Gaats or Guts(prnounced the later) and becomes a demon hunter of sorts, but the whole story of how he became to be that, is the story.

I would recommend the anime, and the manga, its go a lot of good scenes in it, love stories, friendship, valor, honor and badassey, and the sword he uses is MASSIVE.
Give it a go, personally, i loved the manga
User avatar #29 - carbohydrates (07/25/2014) [-]
So, does Mr. Guts have a dues ex machina up his sleeve like in Fist of the North Star ?
Because Hokuto No Ken is the dues ex machina of the whole series...
By Deus Ex Machina I mean the theatrical use of the term "The God Machine" the answer to all the character's problems.
Invincibility, insane healing, super speed, super senses, and so on...
User avatar #30 - nukinzerambo (07/25/2014) [-]
in a way, yes, but its quite human in its own regard. For instance, he survives a lot of fights because he bests his opponent with skill and brawn over their "puny swings and cuts" he is quite formidable in his own regard, much like vegita from dbz but.. a little more likeable.


Another part is he esentially gets sucked to hell and survives. when everyone else dies.
User avatar #31 - carbohydrates (07/25/2014) [-]
... Neat.
Yeah, I really like Hokuto No Ken and all, but sometimes it's a bit ridiculous.
Fighting the representation of the devil, who is like 80 feet tall, and winning, among other things.
It's like DnD quality shit. "There's a mountain of a man infront of you, his fat protects him from your blows; what do?" "Kick the fat aside and kill him." wat.png.gif
But, that's the whole point of it; David vs Goliath, the common man is capable of great things, and all that stuff.
User avatar #33 - nukinzerambo (07/25/2014) [-]
i think it kind of campy in their own regard though, i mean, 5 finger exploding punch.. breaking a dudes presure point to snap his spine in half and force is own body to do it...


Its kinda funny in its own special, pants on head retarded way
#35 - carbohydrates (07/25/2014) [-]
"Funny in a pants on head retarded way."
... Sounds a bit like those DnD stories. That works quite well.
After you watch it, draw lines to a few other martial arts things.
Kill Bill's exploding heart punch... karate spoof movies...
User avatar #54 - nukinzerambo (07/25/2014) [-]
oh yeah, im noticing that a lot.

It so silly in some regards, but it seems a tad progresive witht he amount of "gore" in it?
if that makes sense
User avatar #7 - vampyrsten (07/24/2014) [-]
Japan..

Or try youtube
#8 - fisty (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - imacatmeow (07/24/2014) [-]
Best guess would be torrents
User avatar #10 - imacatmeow (07/24/2014) [-]
#4 - american problems  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2014 on a real hero +24
User avatar #23 - capslockrage (07/21/2014) [-]
No, actually it happens all over the world.
#114 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
doesn't happen in my country
User avatar #156 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#159 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #160 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#161 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
Well inorder to have a school shooting, you need a school so..
User avatar #39 - Faz (07/22/2014) [-]
In the developed world, no...it does not. Dont care one bit about the gun laws in America but what you are saying is wrong.
User avatar #155 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#90 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
#24 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
It happens all over the world once every few years. It happens in America every other month...
User avatar #206 - reloyjerkins (07/22/2014) [-]
Thats the point
#38 - time to rewatch under siege 07/19/2014 on plot in pron! +7
#10 - pic related  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Da Bear +8
User avatar #13 - spyisspy (07/16/2014) [-]
just imagine if this became a game
User avatar #24 - twostepstoomany (07/16/2014) [-]
I'd play this game
User avatar #27 - twostepstoomany (07/17/2014) [-]
Well i guess i know what im spending all of my money on.
#6 - Comment deleted 07/02/2014 on Oh snap 0
#7 - Is that the carlton?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on When someone finally admits... +2
User avatar #8 - unusualmoo (06/21/2014) [-]
Indeed it is.
#144 - american detected  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on (untitled) +16
#285 - pentathengone (06/20/2014) [-]
Not all americans are that "stoopid" but beside the fact, the dubai and italian cars are just for show and they use normal sedans for arrests and other normal police stuff such as buying donuts
#2 - Thank you mate and the same to you 06/16/2014 on fisty's profile 0
#28 - yes? 06/16/2014 on Greatest Cosplay of All Time +3
#7 - >leg press  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2014 on wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle +14
#16 - ohemgeezus (06/13/2014) [-]
Based on his other comment, I'm assuming jamessevensix called this a leg press?
User avatar #19 - jamessevensix (06/13/2014) [-]
yes, I called the bench press...a leg press...

fucking hell I want to shoot myself with the shit that goes on, on this site sometimes.
#12 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - jamessevensix (06/12/2014) [-]
hey next time you think 1K leg press on a 45 degree sled with no safety catches is easy, by all means give it a try...I see guys all day long in Gold's mess themselves up trying to press too much and a good friend of mine actually broke his knee doing it.

I've never once heard any other power lifters make fun of, refer to the leg press as an easy lift...it is part of a full leg workout and helps improve your dead lift and squat lifts.

#8 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
Leg press 1000 lbs means back squat 135.
#13 - mattymc (06/12/2014) [-]
dont speak
User avatar #9 - jamessevensix (06/12/2014) [-]
I squat around 480...and no one refers to it as "back squat", it is simply referred to as a squat.

there are different types of squats sure, from sumo squats, to kettle bell or dumbbell squats, but a standard squat, with an Olympic bar on your back in referred to as a squat.

#5 - ****** retarded spotters  [+] (12 new replies) 06/12/2014 on wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle +13
User avatar #18 - Brass (06/13/2014) [-]
True, but I put a lot of blame on the guy bench presser. He clearly was nowhere near strong enough to lift that bar.
#22 - ennemi (06/13/2014) [-]
his arm broke, he might have been able to bench it otherwise.

User avatar #20 - jamessevensix (06/13/2014) [-]
not even close to being able to lift that much.
#6 - jamessevensix Comment deleted by fisty
#7 - fisty (06/12/2014) [-]
>leg press
#16 - ohemgeezus (06/13/2014) [-]
Based on his other comment, I'm assuming jamessevensix called this a leg press?
User avatar #19 - jamessevensix (06/13/2014) [-]
yes, I called the bench press...a leg press...

fucking hell I want to shoot myself with the shit that goes on, on this site sometimes.
#12 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - jamessevensix (06/12/2014) [-]
hey next time you think 1K leg press on a 45 degree sled with no safety catches is easy, by all means give it a try...I see guys all day long in Gold's mess themselves up trying to press too much and a good friend of mine actually broke his knee doing it.

I've never once heard any other power lifters make fun of, refer to the leg press as an easy lift...it is part of a full leg workout and helps improve your dead lift and squat lifts.

#8 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
Leg press 1000 lbs means back squat 135.
#13 - mattymc (06/12/2014) [-]
dont speak
User avatar #9 - jamessevensix (06/12/2014) [-]
I squat around 480...and no one refers to it as "back squat", it is simply referred to as a squat.

there are different types of squats sure, from sumo squats, to kettle bell or dumbbell squats, but a standard squat, with an Olympic bar on your back in referred to as a squat.

#125 - well the powerlifter won in that case  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on /fit/ goes to a fight 0
User avatar #142 - spanishninja (06/09/2014) [-]
power of the mountain.
#17 - amateurs dont they know only cutting the head of works? 06/06/2014 on Old Vampire Killer Set 0
#104 - you're good but hes crowley 06/05/2014 on Welcome to America +6
#64 - Thats what he wants you to think  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Welcome to America +9
#68 - roninneko (06/05/2014) [-]
Fair point. Damn, he's sneaky...
#104 - fisty (06/05/2014) [-]
you're good but hes crowley
#61 - Is that crowley?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Welcome to America +14
User avatar #62 - roninneko (06/05/2014) [-]
No. That is FBI Agent Canton E. Delaware, battling the Silence on Doctor Who.
User avatar #105 - Encarna (06/05/2014) [-]
Battling the who?
User avatar #152 - roninneko (06/05/2014) [-]
Huh? What are you talking about?
User avatar #153 - Encarna (06/05/2014) [-]
It's a joke because they're the Silence and you forget them when you're not looking at them.
User avatar #154 - roninneko (06/05/2014) [-]
I know. I was playing along.
User avatar #155 - Encarna (06/05/2014) [-]
I can't really tell, the internet needs to have an emotion text.
User avatar #157 - roninneko (06/05/2014) [-]
I figured the context would work.
#64 - fisty (06/05/2014) [-]
Thats what he wants you to think
#68 - roninneko (06/05/2014) [-]
Fair point. Damn, he's sneaky...
#104 - fisty (06/05/2014) [-]
you're good but hes crowley
#81 - uwotm8 06/03/2014 on A Funnyjunk Story 2 +2
#142 - Picture 06/01/2014 on I need a hug, Funnyjunk... -1
#69 - Its and atlas stone used in strongman competitions 05/30/2014 on When was the last time 0
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User avatar #1 - gugek (06/16/2014) [-]
hey! i hope you have a great morning an a fantastic day
#2 to #1 - fisty (06/16/2014) [-]
Thank you mate and the same to you
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