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#399 - I have a question for the elder scrolls fans, I never played a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Dubs for skyrim name. 0
User avatar #424 - ghujockmaster (11/18/2011) [-]
If you haven't played Oblivion, you aren't going to be lost. If you have, you'll recognize certain references and organizations.
User avatar #414 - Bad Man (11/18/2011) [-]
You can't start off with Skyrim, it doesn't matter. It's set 200 years after Oblivion, so you're not missing anything.
#406 - devout feminist (11/18/2011) [-]
you'll be able to get the game just fine without the other TES games. it's not necessary, but it may help you understand abit more if you're interested in lore. Don't bother if you haven't though. they pale in comparison to skyrim. Bottom line, GET SKYRIM. ITS THE BEST FRIGGIN GAME ON THE PLANET.
#458 - fisty (11/18/2011) [-]
thx for the input gonna try it as soon as I can
#11 - more like dance of swag, those bitches could even resist his e… 11/14/2011 on Troll Dance +2
#240 - you're one dumb abortion dodging mistake aren't you 11/05/2011 on stupid things i believe as... -8
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2011 on Copying +1
#18 - Bruda (11/05/2011) [-]
#7 - dont be a bunch of nerdie little ***** just help …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2011 on Copying -16
User avatar #15 - Bruda (11/05/2011) [-]
your spelling is the reason everyone should do their own work
#17 - fisty (11/05/2011) [-]
#18 - Bruda (11/05/2011) [-]
#14 - superassassin (11/05/2011) [-]
#11 - woofenstien (11/05/2011) [-]
thats fair... let someone that didn't do his own work copy yours? and if its opinion based and the opinion is exactly the same that means that it will be obvious that it was copied and neither of them would get credit... yes that seems reasonable...
#414 - Yeah I'd love to have one of those or even better a warhammer … 11/02/2011 on stuff i've made comp 0
#231 - tbh I thought everything you make is a pile of crap until I sa…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2011 on stuff i've made comp +5
#259 - chubbzilla (11/02/2011) [-]
Love that gif
User avatar #256 - neoexdeath (11/02/2011) [-]
See, this is what happens when they make us wait for Skyrim. People find ways to simulate the experience.
#414 - fisty (11/02/2011) [-]
Yeah I'd love to have one of those or even better a warhammer of some kind and just carry it around on my shoulder looking like a norse god, no to mention the ability to quite effectively fuck shit up
#23 - I oep you die in a car fire 10/29/2011 on Comic. Everybody loves kitties 0
#50 - if you see a dick in a simple chess game I have some bad news bro 10/29/2011 on Mr. T +1
#45 - sweet jesus thank you sir suddenly I feel like my lige has meaning 10/27/2011 on School Uniforms +2
#17 - wheres this from  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2011 on School Uniforms 0
User avatar #23 - LastCall (10/27/2011) [-]
Look up "Going to the Store" on youtube.. Never sleep again.
#45 - fisty (10/27/2011) [-]
sweet jesus thank you sir suddenly I feel like my lige has meaning
#536 - why the hell not? I think they are one of the best Metal bands ever  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2011 on Comp of that meme who's... 0
User avatar #539 - Loppytaffy (10/16/2011) [-]
They're good, i like them, however there is heavier metal out there that people consider to be real metal. Don't ack me, i dont' listen to it, i'm currently listening to Ciel Phantomhive sing the Dragonball Z Kai theme, that's about as far form metal as it gets!
#530 - I dont get the one with Metallica  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2011 on Comp of that meme who's... +10
#562 - thirdstonefromsun (10/16/2011) [-]
Metallica used to be metal during the 80's but they started to stray from it when they did the black album in 91. People don't consider them metal anymore, but they do suck now, it's not real metal anymore. Would you actually try telling me that Load and ReLoad is thrash metal? I don't think so lol they had 4 good albums, Kill Em' All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and Justice. I also think it's pretty funny that when Megadeth was releasing Rust in Peace Metallica had The Black Album
User avatar #538 - shaddz (10/16/2011) [-]
Metallica is hard rock not metal, there may be many genres of metal but metallica is not part of it and people assume just because it is alternative and heavy that with its name it must be metal. Basically it's over played heavy rock that people think you like if your a metal fan.

Basic Differences... Rock bands like metallica are the result of the evolution of classical structured music whilst Metal bands such as Opeth or Lamb of God are the result of the evolution of Jazz music, subtle but because of the detail and depth of the kinds of music both rock and metal fans have a very good ear for these variations in music.
User avatar #775 - revengeforfreeze (10/29/2013) [-]
Metallica is thrash metal
User avatar #535 - Loppytaffy (10/16/2011) [-]
metallica isn't considerign metal amoung metal fans.
#536 - fisty (10/16/2011) [-]
why the hell not? I think they are one of the best Metal bands ever
User avatar #539 - Loppytaffy (10/16/2011) [-]
They're good, i like them, however there is heavier metal out there that people consider to be real metal. Don't ack me, i dont' listen to it, i'm currently listening to Ciel Phantomhive sing the Dragonball Z Kai theme, that's about as far form metal as it gets!
User avatar #533 - khlitwo (10/16/2011) [-]
inb4 explanation?
#32 - so you secretly want to have sex with her right?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2011 on Giant french fry! U jelly? +4
User avatar #38 - bootlegshit (10/14/2011) [-]
Who said I havent already? LOL
#1790 - Picture 10/02/2011 on Average FPS Players +1
#12 - wheres this from? 09/29/2011 on Exercise Tips +2
#52 - Twas but a flesh wound*  [+] (7 new replies) 09/25/2011 on Game Logic: Battlefield Bad... +4
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User avatar #64 - lolmasterx (09/25/2011) [-]
You're getting " 'Tis but a scratch" and "It's only a flesh wound" mixed up there, bro
#371 - sirgawain (09/25/2011) [-]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off after a short battle]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
#372 - sirgawain (09/25/2011) [-]
[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away, 'eh? ... You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you.... I'll bite your legs off!
User avatar #377 - lolmasterx (09/25/2011) [-]
Ah, thank you
#131 - dkillakai (09/25/2011) [-]
*Just a flesh wound
#65 - holycrapitscooper has deleted their comment.
#8 - <--- this 09/22/2011 on College FTW 0
#4 - too bad that never happened u mad?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2011 on College FTW +1
#7 - barturia (09/22/2011) [-]
#8 - fisty (09/22/2011) [-]
<--- this
#73 - I too am a fan of the idiot box seen em all and this isnt in it sorry 09/04/2011 on Dat mortal ass 0
#65 - please tell where this is from i must know  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2011 on Dat mortal ass 0
#66 - shangrula (09/04/2011) [-]
I think it's from Garrys mod : Idiot box on youtube. Just a hunch, i can't remember exactly where its from.
#67 - gelantinus (09/04/2011) [-]
Don't remember seeing it on Gmod Idiot box or Idiots of Garrys Mod. If that was there, I would remember because I watch that shit religiously. But my god that is fucking funny.
#73 - fisty (09/04/2011) [-]
I too am a fan of the idiot box seen em all and this isnt in it sorry
#6 - The ************ is so ******** even… 09/03/2011 on KRATOS +9
#9 - how is that funny? 08/30/2011 on Which Mountain? +2
#4 - what movie is this from  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2011 on Which Mountain? 0
#7 - RandomZero has deleted their comment.
#9 - fisty (08/30/2011) [-]
how is that funny?
#4 - you obese little ************ you 08/29/2011 on How i eat fries 0
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User avatar #1 - gugek (06/16/2014) [-]
hey! i hope you have a great morning an a fantastic day
#2 to #1 - fisty (06/16/2014) [-]
Thank you mate and the same to you
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