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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: Fuck Facebook
Youtube Channel: It's a secret to everybody...
Consoles Owned: Ps2, Xbox, Ds(broken), Dsi(confiscated because of dirty pictures), Wii, WiiU(see DSi),Xbox one.
Video Games Played: Will update later
X-box Gamertag: As if I'd tell you creepy mother
Interests: Legos(rarley), fapping, drawing, bashing Sony, fapping, reading, being alive, fapping, videogames, bashing Fox, IHAVENOLIFE.
Date Signed Up:4/21/2013
Last Login:7/11/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#10125
Highest Comment Rank:#10131
Comment Thumbs: 191 total,  211 ,  20
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 111 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Comments: Funny Junkie
Total Comments Made:244
FJ Points:182
Formerly deadpoolisgod. I forgot my fucking long ass password after signing out to answer a poll thing. I'm a fucking idiot. Now I'm stuck with this fucked up name... I fucking hate signing up for shit online twice.

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#7 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
sorry about your dog. surely he'll enjoy pizza in doggy heaven.
#8 to #7 - fistmyass (06/26/2014) [-]
It was a girl...and she'd throw up if she ate human food.
User avatar #9 to #8 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
#10 to #9 - fistmyass (06/26/2014) [-]
... This just got awkward.
User avatar #11 to #10 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
yes, yes it did.
#12 to #11 - fistmyass (06/26/2014) [-]
I never know how to end the conversations... sooo... I guess I'll just go now... yeah... bye?
#14 to #13 - fistmyass (06/26/2014) [-]
You're making this harder than it needs to be...
#16 to #15 - fistmyass (06/26/2014) [-]
Stop making me love you, my heart belongs to another. I'm lying I don't have a heart
#18 to #17 - fistmyass (06/26/2014) [-]
Ok seriously, I'm gonna go now. It's time for my daily morning fap.
#2 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry about your dog. my name isn't actually about a moose itself, it's about my dog, Moose. he and all his brothers and sisters were separated from their mother at birth and kept outside, in the rain and snow, never fed, only attention they got were physical abuse. one day I jumped the fence and stole the 3 remaining puppies (the other 4 or 5 had died, I didn't realize until I had already gotten there and saw for myself, and I took them to the vet. they all had to be put down because they were too far gone to actually come back and live a healthy lifestyle, but one survived and that's Moose. The guy found out it was me and kicked my door in (apparently someone broke into his house around the same time I stole the puppies so he thought I did that as well, but I didn't... well the guy kicked my door in and pulled out a gun. I live in NC and have a concealed carry, when I get home form work I take my holster off and put it on the coffee table. Well, he busts in and I see him pull out his gun, i'm wasn't sure at the time if he was going to shoot or not but regardless I put 4 round in him. turns out; he had multiple warrants that were violence related and the gun itself had the numbers shaved off of it and the police found a bullet hole in my couch and a second in the wall above it. so now the guy, Deon something... is serving 25 to life for 2 counts of attempted ****** (my fiance' was sitting next to me when this happened). Ever since then, Moose has had an incredibly happy, healthy, active and spoiled lifestyle and he has actually saved my life from my severe depression and he continues to do so on a daily basis. So the point is, President Moose is my dog, it doesn't even have anything to do with moose in general. But like I promised, here's a picture of a Moose for you..
#3 to #2 - fistmyass (06/25/2014) [-]
It's alright, she didn't do much. She wasn't much fun. I feel kinda bad I didn't treat her a little better, but that's normal I guess. That story was beautiful. I always love it when ******** like that go to jail(or did he go to hell?). Btw, why does that moose have no antlers? Never seen a moose indoors before.
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
His name is President Moose. I thought it was fitting at the time, as I was a Robbaz fan and he had a pet moose in Skyrim. So I thought; "HEY, my own pet Moose. You will do great things my son... President Moose." He has a dog tag dog tag (haha) and it actually says "President Moose"
"Up For Re-election"
and the other side has my information on their in case he gets lost.
My girlfriend, though, was putting the leash on his dog tag ring and not his collar ring so we actually lost the tag, so I'm going to PetCo today or tomorrow to replace it, but I managed to find his Rabies tag when I went searching for it, which, I guess, is all that matters.
#6 to #4 - fistmyass (06/25/2014) [-]
I'll let you get back to your work now, I don't want to hold you up. Give those boys and girls(?) thier mooses.
User avatar #5 to #4 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Did I really just misuse the word there..... god ******* dammit
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