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#71 - probably. one Saudi Arabian that I knew smelled a little off d… 9 hours ago on Jumanji 0
#69 - I live in asia and there are a lot of arabs near where I live,…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Jumanji 0
User avatar #70 - TwiztidNinja (9 hours ago) [-]
It has to be something to do with the food they eat.
kind of like if you ear a lot of garlic and drink red wine you will smell like the devils dick cheese.
User avatar #71 - fistings (9 hours ago) [-]
probably. one Saudi Arabian that I knew smelled a little off didn't wear any antiperspirant/deodorant, so that also contributes to it
#68 - I am asian 10 hours ago on Jumanji 0
#2 - that's disgusting, ******* arabs are so hairy  [+] (35 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Jumanji +129
User avatar #49 - ssraisin (18 hours ago) [-]
I've seen an 18yo arabic girl with bigger sideburns than me.
#37 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
This is what whites look like to asians
User avatar #68 - fistings (10 hours ago) [-]
I am asian
User avatar #6 - pabloenis (12/18/2014) [-]
ALLAHU AKHBAR
#25 - isolovegames (23 hours ago) [-]
OH SHI-
#47 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
Source?
User avatar #58 - isolovegames (17 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #31 - threeeighteen (22 hours ago) [-]
I'm more worried about that persons laundry.
User avatar #28 - pabloenis (23 hours ago) [-]
Man that gif is way too fast I can't even see the gore
User avatar #56 - kassdesu (18 hours ago) [-]
I cant remember fully but I think this was on a episode of Cops that never aired on TV. No one was hurt which is crazy.
User avatar #50 - fuckingtrolls (18 hours ago) [-]
internet cool guy
User avatar #3 - TwiztidNinja (12/18/2014) [-]
They smell fucking terrible too.
There i said it, i get that everyone sweats but their sweat smells like 3 week old fish tacos.
User avatar #69 - fistings (10 hours ago) [-]
I live in asia and there are a lot of arabs near where I live, and a lot of them do smell fairly off, like deodorant is the devil's ointment but there are some that don't smell bad at all
User avatar #70 - TwiztidNinja (9 hours ago) [-]
It has to be something to do with the food they eat.
kind of like if you ear a lot of garlic and drink red wine you will smell like the devils dick cheese.
User avatar #71 - fistings (9 hours ago) [-]
probably. one Saudi Arabian that I knew smelled a little off didn't wear any antiperspirant/deodorant, so that also contributes to it
User avatar #17 - ironsoul (12/18/2014) [-]
My girlfriend is syrian (born in the US), and she doesn't smell worse than anybody else. So either she is an exception to the rule or it is based off of something other than genetics, like diet or bathing frequency.
User avatar #24 - isolovegames (23 hours ago) [-]
Does she shave? Because if yes then there's no problem, for some reason it's just people with longer hair that smell worse.
User avatar #26 - ironsoul (23 hours ago) [-]
She isn't particularly hairy, so I would have to say yes.
User avatar #5 - hockeycrazysteve (12/18/2014) [-]
sweat generally doesnt smell.
User avatar #9 - lotengo (12/18/2014) [-]
What that modfag told you is true, diet is important.

There was this arab kid that went to my school, i had to sit next to him on a bus for a sort of fieldtrip. I vomited in my mouth a few times. It was like entire clothes of garlic squeezed out of his sweatglands.
User avatar #11 - MrsMcDowell (12/18/2014) [-]
A lot of it has to do with the fact that some of them will not use soap. They believe soap remove the essential oils of the body, so they only bathe in water. Therefore, all the spices and such that they eat will sort of seep through. It's just like eating super garlicky pasta and sweating it out later.
User avatar #4 - flemsdfer (12/18/2014) [-]
It usually pertains to diet. My friend was stationed in South Korea for a year and he said that some of the people smelled horrible because of this dish they had over there, that was basically rotten cabbage.
User avatar #7 - lotengo (12/18/2014) [-]
Kimchi.
#18 - ironsoul (12/18/2014) [-]
When I was in a college dorm my room was right next to the kitchen, so whenever somebody made something in there I could smell it.
One day a bunch of asian students burned kimchi.
I will never forget the smell.
It was like my nose was sent to hell and shoved up Satans flaming sulfrous asshole
User avatar #60 - alphagex (17 hours ago) [-]
the guy vomiting reminds me of adam sandler
User avatar #19 - lotengo (12/18/2014) [-]
so you have a good recipe for kimchi?
User avatar #20 - ironsoul (12/18/2014) [-]
Before this point I hadn't realized a smell could cause physical pain. Discomfort and nausea? Certainly. But not actual pain.
User avatar #21 - lotengo (12/18/2014) [-]
recipe?
User avatar #22 - ironsoul (12/18/2014) [-]
rotten cabbage with asian spices
no goddamn it I don't have the recipe
User avatar #8 - flemsdfer (12/18/2014) [-]
Yes! That. I couldn't remember the name of it for the life of me.
#12 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
The fuck? Kimchi isn't rotten cabbage.
User avatar #14 - flemsdfer (12/18/2014) [-]
Well it's made with cabbage a lot, and it's a fermented dish. So it's "basically" rotten cabbage. That is my reasoning.
User avatar #39 - nickypickle (19 hours ago) [-]
Fermented kimchi is not rotten kimchi! It is a process where the kimchi undergoes some changes for it to smell spicy and grow red! It is popular to many people there because it is a delicious side dish to many soups and can be made into a better, less smelly dish called Kimchi-Chigae! It is eaten with white rice and it also includes meat, like pork and bacon. It is a very delicious soulfull food and I hope you change your mind after you experience one!
#40 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
if it smells bad I ain't eating it, sorry. I don't care how 'soulfull' is.
User avatar #41 - nickypickle (19 hours ago) [-]
well, it depends on what your meaning of "bad" is. to me, it smells like rosey spice!
#7 - can it be? can it really be? An iPhone screenshot with the bat… 12/18/2014 on (untitled) +40
#131 - hey hey hey, I'm an IT student... my school is full of ne… 12/18/2014 on How to start a riot -1
#140 - yep, every white/asian I know has a white dad 12/18/2014 on Awesome horror movie idea -1
#167 - exactly, I told them that, but they said that "Because I … 12/18/2014 on Euphoric -1
#138 - My Mom's side, my dad was stationed in Japan (USAF) and my mom…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Awesome horror movie idea -1
#139 - simongotswag (12/18/2014) [-]
obviously. like 99% of all white-asian couples have a white guy going after an asian woman
User avatar #140 - fistings (12/18/2014) [-]
yep, every white/asian I know has a white dad
#152 - nope, asian-american 12/18/2014 on Euphoric -1

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#5 to #4 - fistings (12/13/2014) [-]
ooh, holiday cheer! thanks man
ooh, holiday cheer! thanks man
User avatar #1 - nibbero ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
thanks for the thumb up.
User avatar #2 to #1 - fistings (01/05/2014) [-]
you are welcome, and sometime in the near future, i will thumb up every single piece of content on your profile. thank you for being polite, sir
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