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#1735 - **fisken rolls 649,875** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#43 - nope my mistake! isaboy 08/11/2014 on (^: +4
#41 - ... ash's pickachu is female tough?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on (^: 0
User avatar #84 - SirFail (08/11/2014) [-]
Well Female pikachu's have rounded tails in the shape of a love heart while males just a straight edge at the end as of X and Y so according to that ash's is male.
User avatar #42 - lotengo (08/11/2014) [-]
Source? In the Dutch voice over Ash referes to him as jochie all the time
Jochie is a Dutch word for boy
#43 - fisken (08/11/2014) [-]
nope my mistake! isaboy
#368 - k 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here 0
#33 - Revna din og altså?..  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A brief history of TF2 +2
User avatar #35 - deadlockr (08/02/2014) [-]
Den revna, og manglet strikker. Velcroen på ermene var ikke-eksisterende, slik at ermene bare slengte rundt. Samtidig manglet hvitkamobuksa strikk i det ene beinet, som var mer irriterende enn at den hadde manglet på begge.

Det som gjorde det enda kjipere var at vi brukte hvitkamo fra Oktober til helt i slutten av April. Livet ass.
User avatar #36 - testaburger (08/02/2014) [-]
M84 master race.
Suck ass, faggots
#31 - Someone posts a gif of me again! Nah, srsly, i'…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A brief history of TF2 +3
User avatar #32 - deadlockr (08/02/2014) [-]
A friend of me were in another company in SBBN during the time of the Army Shake's popularity, actually.

Also, død over den forpulte, gigantiske hvitkamo-jakka og -buksa.
#33 - fisken (08/02/2014) [-]
Revna din og altså?..
User avatar #35 - deadlockr (08/02/2014) [-]
Den revna, og manglet strikker. Velcroen på ermene var ikke-eksisterende, slik at ermene bare slengte rundt. Samtidig manglet hvitkamobuksa strikk i det ene beinet, som var mer irriterende enn at den hadde manglet på begge.

Det som gjorde det enda kjipere var at vi brukte hvitkamo fra Oktober til helt i slutten av April. Livet ass.
User avatar #36 - testaburger (08/02/2014) [-]
M84 master race.
Suck ass, faggots
#26 - Hello my fellow dyslectic Norwegian brother! 07/31/2014 on Word crimes +8
#8 - wow. both sorry, and thanks i guess!  [+] (31 new replies) 07/17/2014 on A Harely moment +23
User avatar #9 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Just glad to help!
User avatar #38 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
So...wait, it's canon that Joker bones Harley?
User avatar #50 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
They've boned in a lot of continuities, and it's not unlikely they've done any deeds in the main universe, too!
User avatar #51 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
I wanna bone Harley, too
#136 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #138 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
Do it.

DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIT

do her, that is.
User avatar #139 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Naah we don't have spare money at the moment. Fucking heating Nachzahlung...together with the uni rückmeldung. And still Vera insists on getting me expensive Warhammer stuff for my birthday
User avatar #161 - ljxjlos (07/18/2014) [-]
Ya, those things are shitty. I really like my flat, but this fucking thing annoys the hell outta me, there´s few things worse...

Can´t say "no homo" with a mouth full of dick, man. I´m definitely NOT prostituting myself!
User avatar #164 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm really glad we have a normal shower and not one of these fucking things. Our flat really is perfect

Well then I dunno how you could make money....
User avatar #168 - ljxjlos (07/18/2014) [-]
Imma just stay poor!
User avatar #169 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
Just like us!
User avatar #140 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
Which reminds me that FUCK. I still have 123 Euro of the same open. Fuck.

Well, then tell her to get in-expensive stuff for you to warhammer her in.

Okay, that´s it with the lewd jokes, their bad either way.

When do you have Birthday, man?
User avatar #142 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Why is heating so damn expensive? D:

And no, I found that one funny I told her but what am I gonna do when she won't listen? Can't hit a poor woman

I'm disappointed you'd forget my birthday
User avatar #143 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
I have no idea...especially since I DON`T FUCKING USE THE HEATING...

Dude, I can´t even remember my familys birthday...hell, it took me 6 years of my life to remember my own fucking birthday
User avatar #144 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Maybe water heating?

Mine is August 8th, can't wait
User avatar #147 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
Probably, I like taking baths.D

Neat. I need to have birthday, too. I´m broke. Sadly It´s a loooong time to go
User avatar #148 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Nigga das not good for environment

Just sell your tight hole on the street
User avatar #150 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
I know, man, but it just feels sooooo good!

Eh,...nah, I think I´d like it to stay as tight as it is.
User avatar #151 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
Well I like a good hot shower more but to each their own I guess

Then sell your mouthpussy, won't bring as much but money is money
User avatar #154 - ljxjlos (07/18/2014) [-]
I normally do, too, but I only got one of those shitty showers where you have to sit in my university place.

Home in Sonnefeld I prefer the shower, too

Goddamn, dude, for how gay do you take me?
User avatar #155 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
Well alright that's a different thing. Fucking hate those, too.

It's not gay when you say 'no homo' before
User avatar #82 - blokrokker (07/17/2014) [-]
Like the Gold Account said: Everybody wants to rev the Harley.
I only commented for the joke.
#72 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
We all do...
We all do.
User avatar #48 - akkere (07/17/2014) [-]
Not necessarily;
Injustice is merely a seperate universe to convey a set list of ideas and "What Ifs" for certain characters, the main one being what if Superman was more intervening with his powers, but side ones including what if things had gotten more serious with Joker and Harley.

I think in general, it can be assumed Harley and Joker boned, cause I mean, c'mon
But I don't think it's ever been canon they boned to the point of a child being born from it.
#183 - wikre (07/18/2014) [-]
But the again, so are all the comics in a way. There's no absolute "canon" batman storyline for instance. They're just different iterations and versions of an established character. So one batman is different from another in a way. The storylines are all big "what ifs."
User avatar #107 - Sabor (07/17/2014) [-]
Actually, I feel I should point out that in Arkham City there is an Easter Egg where one can find a positive pregnancy test inside the Joker's base.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStCr8Ttwck
User avatar #118 - akkere (07/17/2014) [-]
The entire Arkham game line is an alternate, elseworld universe though just like Injustice, which would still render any occurences to the characters, including Joker's death

Also, it should be noted that Harley Quinn has several pregnancy tests that went up negative (as shown in the Manager's Office a la Harley Quinn's Revenge DLC), with the box even stating on the inside that there's a chance of a false positive. So it's quite likely even in the Arkham elseworld there's no pregnant Harley Quinn either.
(Sefton Hill, founder of Rocksteady whom developed the Arkham games, confirmed for himself that it was a false positive as well, as reported on the wiki)
batman.wikia.com/wiki/Harley_Quinn_(Batman:ArkhamCity)#Trivia
User avatar #128 - Sabor (07/17/2014) [-]
At the very least though it DOES confirm boning. Otherwise there would be no need for the test. With that in mind it seems reasonable to assume that at least carries over into the "actual" Universe.
User avatar #119 - akkere (07/17/2014) [-]
including Joker's death non-canon to the main DC universe*
#64 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
I loved the What If comics when I was a micro-machine..
#6 - comicexplain what comic?  [+] (52 new replies) 07/17/2014 on A Harely moment +96
#7 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
No! Major spoiler! I was going to read this tomorrow!

It's a part of the Injustice series! That child's Black Canary's and Green Arrows. Green Arrow died by superman's hands, and BC found out she was pregnant. She and Harley have been bonding.

Looks to be Injustice: Year Two, issue 15!

It turns out Harleen and Joker had a child, too... Joker didn't know.
User avatar #170 - trollofhalo (07/18/2014) [-]
Perhaps this child will lead to be the mother of the twins we see in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker? Obviously not in this timeline though.
User avatar #126 - kouzan (07/17/2014) [-]
Doesn't Black Canary have the ability to use a sonic scream?
User avatar #127 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
She does!
User avatar #113 - dongers (07/17/2014) [-]
Hi mr.comicexplain where should i start reading comics?
User avatar #115 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Start with the New 52! It was made to help new readers enjoy everything. Maybe JL #1, then work yourself up!
User avatar #79 - romdadon (07/17/2014) [-]
question

where do you all read these comics
pls pls tell me i can find them in bulk
User avatar #100 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
I have a huuuuge collection, and a lot of friends with similar interests! I'm sure you might be able to find them online, but it'd be best if you supported your local comic store!
User avatar #133 - Vpirate (07/17/2014) [-]
The way you always use exclamation points makes me think of you speaking with an unnatural amount of happy in your voice
Like you could make "I just killed you parents!" sound so happy Batman wouldn't be mad at you.
#135 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Nanananananananana nanananananananana!
#71 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
That really hurt me inside.
#63 - bocatadesesos (07/17/2014) [-]
Major Spoiler
#68 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/17/2014) [-]
why did superman kill green arrow?
User avatar #53 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Superman's sanity was breaking, and he found Green Arrow in the Fortress of solitude, where his parents were being kept for their safety. After a few major power-plays by supes, the US government attempted to take his family, to show him not to mess with them. It didn't work out. So Supes got... A bit carried away, thinking he was there to take them again. He was only there on Batman's orders, to get the Super Pill (Which he still got to Black Canary, despite his death).
User avatar #58 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/17/2014) [-]
oh okay thanks
User avatar #41 - Haruhi (07/17/2014) [-]
is injustice canon?????
#47 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
Its Canon in that all the shit happens in a alternate dimension and our heroes from "our" dimension have to come over there to save the day.
User avatar #14 - VincentKing (07/17/2014) [-]
Thank you for your never ending help with this. I will start reading the injustice comics this weekend (hopefully)
#8 - fisken (07/17/2014) [-]
wow. both sorry, and thanks i guess!
User avatar #9 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Just glad to help!
User avatar #38 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
So...wait, it's canon that Joker bones Harley?
User avatar #50 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
They've boned in a lot of continuities, and it's not unlikely they've done any deeds in the main universe, too!
User avatar #51 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
I wanna bone Harley, too
#136 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #138 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
Do it.

DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIT

do her, that is.
User avatar #139 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Naah we don't have spare money at the moment. Fucking heating Nachzahlung...together with the uni rückmeldung. And still Vera insists on getting me expensive Warhammer stuff for my birthday
User avatar #161 - ljxjlos (07/18/2014) [-]
Ya, those things are shitty. I really like my flat, but this fucking thing annoys the hell outta me, there´s few things worse...

Can´t say "no homo" with a mouth full of dick, man. I´m definitely NOT prostituting myself!
User avatar #164 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm really glad we have a normal shower and not one of these fucking things. Our flat really is perfect

Well then I dunno how you could make money....
User avatar #168 - ljxjlos (07/18/2014) [-]
Imma just stay poor!
User avatar #169 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
Just like us!
User avatar #140 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
Which reminds me that FUCK. I still have 123 Euro of the same open. Fuck.

Well, then tell her to get in-expensive stuff for you to warhammer her in.

Okay, that´s it with the lewd jokes, their bad either way.

When do you have Birthday, man?
User avatar #142 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Why is heating so damn expensive? D:

And no, I found that one funny I told her but what am I gonna do when she won't listen? Can't hit a poor woman

I'm disappointed you'd forget my birthday
User avatar #143 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
I have no idea...especially since I DON`T FUCKING USE THE HEATING...

Dude, I can´t even remember my familys birthday...hell, it took me 6 years of my life to remember my own fucking birthday
User avatar #144 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Maybe water heating?

Mine is August 8th, can't wait
User avatar #147 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
Probably, I like taking baths.D

Neat. I need to have birthday, too. I´m broke. Sadly It´s a loooong time to go
User avatar #148 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2014) [-]
Nigga das not good for environment

Just sell your tight hole on the street
User avatar #150 - ljxjlos (07/17/2014) [-]
I know, man, but it just feels sooooo good!

Eh,...nah, I think I´d like it to stay as tight as it is.
User avatar #151 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
Well I like a good hot shower more but to each their own I guess

Then sell your mouthpussy, won't bring as much but money is money
User avatar #154 - ljxjlos (07/18/2014) [-]
I normally do, too, but I only got one of those shitty showers where you have to sit in my university place.

Home in Sonnefeld I prefer the shower, too

Goddamn, dude, for how gay do you take me?
User avatar #155 - atomschlumpf (07/18/2014) [-]
Well alright that's a different thing. Fucking hate those, too.

It's not gay when you say 'no homo' before
User avatar #82 - blokrokker (07/17/2014) [-]
Like the Gold Account said: Everybody wants to rev the Harley.
I only commented for the joke.
#72 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
We all do...
We all do.
User avatar #48 - akkere (07/17/2014) [-]
Not necessarily;
Injustice is merely a seperate universe to convey a set list of ideas and "What Ifs" for certain characters, the main one being what if Superman was more intervening with his powers, but side ones including what if things had gotten more serious with Joker and Harley.

I think in general, it can be assumed Harley and Joker boned, cause I mean, c'mon
But I don't think it's ever been canon they boned to the point of a child being born from it.
#183 - wikre (07/18/2014) [-]
But the again, so are all the comics in a way. There's no absolute "canon" batman storyline for instance. They're just different iterations and versions of an established character. So one batman is different from another in a way. The storylines are all big "what ifs."
User avatar #107 - Sabor (07/17/2014) [-]
Actually, I feel I should point out that in Arkham City there is an Easter Egg where one can find a positive pregnancy test inside the Joker's base.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStCr8Ttwck
User avatar #118 - akkere (07/17/2014) [-]
The entire Arkham game line is an alternate, elseworld universe though just like Injustice, which would still render any occurences to the characters, including Joker's death

Also, it should be noted that Harley Quinn has several pregnancy tests that went up negative (as shown in the Manager's Office a la Harley Quinn's Revenge DLC), with the box even stating on the inside that there's a chance of a false positive. So it's quite likely even in the Arkham elseworld there's no pregnant Harley Quinn either.
(Sefton Hill, founder of Rocksteady whom developed the Arkham games, confirmed for himself that it was a false positive as well, as reported on the wiki)
batman.wikia.com/wiki/Harley_Quinn_(Batman:ArkhamCity)#Trivia
User avatar #128 - Sabor (07/17/2014) [-]
At the very least though it DOES confirm boning. Otherwise there would be no need for the test. With that in mind it seems reasonable to assume that at least carries over into the "actual" Universe.
User avatar #119 - akkere (07/17/2014) [-]
including Joker's death non-canon to the main DC universe*
#64 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
I loved the What If comics when I was a micro-machine..
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