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Date Signed Up:10/10/2012
Last Login:5/26/2013
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#47 - funny that men from ages 16-26 have higher auto insurance rate…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Husband driving -1
#48 - lordaurion (9 hours ago) [-]
That's because men get in fewer, albeit more costly accidents. IE at highway speeds. Women get in more but it's usually just paint damage while men get in fewer but fuck shit up. THAT is why men have higher insurance rates. I can count on one hand how many times I've nearly been hit by a guy. I'd need both hands and feet for women and it still wouldn't be enough.
#37 - HUURR DURR women are bad drivers, they belong in the kitchen DUURR  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on Husband driving 0
User avatar #49 - nonnotitiapono (8 hours ago) [-]
i strongly believe they are bad drivers, i dont give a shit if theyre in the kitchen though.
#46 - lordaurion (9 hours ago) [-]
>implying the vast majority of women aren't fucking awful drivers
They get into far more accidents than men. They're just usually at slow speeds like in parking lots.
User avatar #47 - firstresponder (9 hours ago) [-]
funny that men from ages 16-26 have higher auto insurance rates than girls. But yeah, I guess that means women are terrible drivers.
#48 - lordaurion (9 hours ago) [-]
That's because men get in fewer, albeit more costly accidents. IE at highway speeds. Women get in more but it's usually just paint damage while men get in fewer but fuck shit up. THAT is why men have higher insurance rates. I can count on one hand how many times I've nearly been hit by a guy. I'd need both hands and feet for women and it still wouldn't be enough.
#228 - I'm sorry i had to 05/22/2013 on Description +4
#94 - what  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Poor Leo 0
User avatar #95 - crazyhindu (05/22/2013) [-]
I agree with you that it just feels like shit to not have won anything for the work you have done.
#14 - not to take a big gigantic dump on everything, but he never said that 05/22/2013 on mothers day +3
#13 - Are you serious? fuck yes 05/22/2013 on mothers day 0
#67 - Im happy you're better congrats yfw  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on alexleukaemia's profile 0
User avatar #71 - alexleukaemia (05/24/2013) [-]
thank you! they say 2 years and i'll have my completely normal life back

so exicted
#69 - it actually makes me upset that he hasn't won anything because…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Poor Leo 0
User avatar #92 - crazyhindu (05/22/2013) [-]
^
User avatar #94 - firstresponder (05/22/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #95 - crazyhindu (05/22/2013) [-]
I agree with you that it just feels like shit to not have won anything for the work you have done.
#33 - He wouldn't have to ask 05/20/2013 on Out-SheepCion +4
#32 - oh my god the last panel just made my day 05/20/2013 on Out-SheepCion +2
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User avatar #3 - cowisbeast (11/29/2012) [-]
ok this is the best profile ive seen so far
User avatar #1 - joshuamckane (10/13/2012) [-]
Happy item collecting bro
User avatar #2 to #1 - firstresponder (10/13/2012) [-]
thanks
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