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Date Signed Up:3/27/2014
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    Get Ready To Rage Get Ready To Rage
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    Fire Hydrant Fire Hydrant
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#4 - How ******* hard is it to describe a tire swing?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Client wanted 0
User avatar #7 - jaevel (02/02/2015) [-]
A. its a metaphor.

B. I assume if this is to be taken siriusly, then the costumer wanted a swing that he could not only sit on. but also grip onto something that was not a part of the rope.
#6 - zgbgydug (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm guessing it's a confusion between "tire" and "tier"
#301 - i refuse to help  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on whyheloitisijimble's profile 0
User avatar #302 - whyheloitisijimble (02/01/2015) [-]
oh dear
#293 - jimbles help i cannot firehydrant today.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on whyheloitisijimble's profile 0
User avatar #295 - whyheloitisijimble (02/01/2015) [-]
Oh dear.

Does a pump up of pressure and this probably will do a help.

Thank
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Grass +11
#13 - redcapz (02/01/2015) [-]
My eyes D:
User avatar #10 - magicalsteve (02/01/2015) [-]
what the fuck did you do
#12 - **** those top tier faggots. They ruin …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/03/2015 on don't mess with the top tier +1
User avatar #49 - rasorburn (01/03/2015) [-]
Smash 4 is much more balanced than previous games. Top tiers can easily be outclassed
#23 - thememegod (01/03/2015) [-]
Git gud then
#17 - snoopalldayeverday (01/03/2015) [-]
Not really, when i go in glory mode ass raping as konkey dong, niggas know what's up.
User avatar #14 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/03/2015) [-]
They ruined Brawl. Like undeniably.
But in Smash 4 things are rather balanced. I can maintain a win rate of about 50% with Zelda, and she's considered one of the lowest units on tiers.
User avatar #21 - magtron (01/03/2015) [-]
i can get 89 % with ness shiek and marth project m master race
User avatar #33 - ttallonn (01/03/2015) [-]
Whats project m?
User avatar #50 - rasorburn (01/03/2015) [-]
Tryhard 2: Final Destination

Joking aside its a mod that turns brawl into competitive melee with more characters.
User avatar #34 - magtron (01/03/2015) [-]
they use brawl characters and put it into melee physics so you can do tech like wave dashing l cancelling and what not
#35 - **firehydrant used "*roll picture*"** **firehydrant rolled … 01/03/2015 on They hate us 'cause they anus 0
#47 - Nintendo fag here. I can honestly say this is one of the best … 12/31/2014 on Skyrim 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Homewrekt +1
#6 - flaviennealienne (12/30/2014) [-]
Watermelon, the fruit of happiness.
#19 - God I hate the competitive side of Smash.  [+] (28 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Super Smash Bros Shirt -54
#181 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
People can say what they want, but he's right. The competitive side is so boring. Only final destination, only no items, only spammy characters. I play with items on low, and I understand how both stages and items can be complete bullshit but that's the beauty of this game. It isn't made to be "whoever is the the best wins every time". It's made so anyone can just pick up and enjoy. Stop trying to turn Smash into something it isn't.
#156 - nyeeeh (12/30/2014) [-]
you're the reason Miramoto ruined ssb4
User avatar #183 - cubanwhiteman (12/30/2014) [-]
How was SSb4 ruined?
#184 - nyeeeh (12/30/2014) [-]
it was sarcastic
User avatar #185 - cubanwhiteman (12/30/2014) [-]
..my bad
#186 - nyeeeh (12/30/2014) [-]
I still love you
User avatar #187 - cubanwhiteman (12/30/2014) [-]
shut up, baby. I know it.
#138 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
>competitive side
>implying there is a non-competitive side
#94 - hongkonglongdong (12/30/2014) [-]
I've never personally understood why people like Smash competitively. It just looks like you're removing everything fun about the game that makes it different from, say, Street Fighter (levels, gimmicks, items) and just...making it like Street Fighter.
User avatar #197 - bushingenna (12/31/2014) [-]
brawl isnt hype at all but melee is.

you have to understand what the players are actually doing, though, if you want to appreciate how insane the pros are
User avatar #182 - cubanwhiteman (12/30/2014) [-]
I know it looks simple, but I just started getting into smash and you'd be surprised how many different techniques there are in Smash 64, like wave-dashing, teching, etc.
User avatar #135 - killerliquid (12/30/2014) [-]
The thing is that it isn't like SF or any other traditional fighting game that made the comp. scene so huge.

In traditional fighting games you have to know shitloads of inputs and comboes to being good.

Meanwhile in smash there aren't as much restrictions in comboes
User avatar #105 - orangelightning (12/30/2014) [-]
I just think it looks dull as fuck, when I watch "hyped" smash videos on youtube I'm always left with the impression "thats it?"
#175 - rollfourexplain (12/30/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,199**

TAS matches are where it's at. Those are intense.
User avatar #164 - thisistheguy (12/30/2014) [-]
With that kind of stuff you gotta be in the scene to think get a real appreciation of it not to sound like a douche but I was the same way, went to a few tournaments and joined a smash club at my school for a little bit and got that appreciation
#96 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
It's not anything like that though, it may appear so because you haven't read up on it
#97 - hongkonglongdong (12/30/2014) [-]
Wait, you do play on levels other than "final destination" and have items turned on?
User avatar #115 - pim (12/30/2014) [-]
well final destination is realy unbalanced,characters like link are better on stages with no platforms then a stage like batlefield
User avatar #120 - drtrousersnake (12/30/2014) [-]
final destination isnt really bad for any character which is why is considered balanced. but final destination makes some characters more equal than others
User avatar #104 - meganinja (12/30/2014) [-]
I play with my friends casually, but we generally always do final destination with the items turned off, before we even heard that it's how the pros do it. We just got annoyed of it not being a test of skill, and rather luck of who had the home run bat or a pokeball spawn right beside them.
User avatar #20 - xgeneration (12/30/2014) [-]
not our fault ur trash
#165 - snoopicus (12/30/2014) [-]
Turn items on and play something other than final destination, then you can run around telling people to git gud.
User avatar #22 - imnotkickthecat (12/30/2014) [-]
1v1 me in sc2
User avatar #23 - xgeneration (12/30/2014) [-]
im diamond
aint got time for you nigga
User avatar #24 - imnotkickthecat (12/30/2014) [-]
typical trash thinking he can talk to gm like that.
User avatar #25 - xgeneration (12/30/2014) [-]
Sorry man, didn't know
User avatar #42 - MrAsdf (12/30/2014) [-]
Where are you at?
User avatar #52 - xgeneration (12/30/2014) [-]
top place nigga
#13 - His voice is so soothing. It's put me to sleep countless times… 12/29/2014 on Dishwasher +1

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#26 - catpisser (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Why I post content <3

all for you
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User avatar #56 - twentyseconds (10/28/2014) [-]
thanks for correcting me anon
User avatar #58 to #57 - twentyseconds (10/28/2014) [-]

" Rewording someone else's comic doesn't count as content you made. "
-firehydrant


User avatar #59 to #58 - firehydrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Again, what?
#55 - firehydrant (10/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #53 - firehydrant (10/26/2014) [-]
w0w 0k r00d
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User avatar #41 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #25 - firehydrant (04/29/2014) [-]
**firehydrant rolls 369**
User avatar #40 to #25 - catpisser (06/21/2014) [-]
**catpisser rolls 368**

I have blue color since yellow like piss was disabled
User avatar #43 to #40 - firehydrant (06/22/2014) [-]
Nice. I wish I could get colored text.
User avatar #28 to #25 - lazaman (05/09/2014) [-]
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Do it right faggot.
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User avatar #22 - catpisser (04/14/2014) [-]
I like you
User avatar #19 - catpisser (04/09/2014) [-]
Atleast he tries, and that's all we can ask of him right now
User avatar #17 - konradkurze (04/09/2014) [-]
please die
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