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#222 - Eat a dick. 07/06/2014 on Creepy 0
#54 - The nose is sentient, it grows on its own without Pinnochio be… 04/08/2014 on pip pop 0
#20 - WTF are you talking about? If he said "my nose will grow …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on pip pop 0
User avatar #25 - Icedangel (04/08/2014) [-]
That implies the nose is sentient and understands connotations of time. And how specific the nose is. If the nose would react to future events then Pinnochio could very well say 'The nicks will win the superbowl!' and use that to gauge the future.

Or that's assuming the nose would be retroactive. Plus, not figuring in what he believes to be true. If he said it knowing it wouldn't, it would possibly count as a lie, because he didn't know it would grow. Or it could count as a passive comment and do nothing, since not every statement has a true/false answer.
User avatar #54 - fingerguns (04/08/2014) [-]
The nose is sentient, it grows on its own without Pinnochio being able to control it aside from true or false statements.

It reacts in the current time to events happening at that moment, for instense if he were to state that he was going to the store, if his plan was not to go directly there his nose would react at that moment to that spacific statement and grow regardless of possible future events.

If he were to say something like "my nose will grow in the future/30 seconds from now" it would be a different conversation but basing his curse off story/movie events
it doesn't apply.

I understand what your saying but it does work and is a paradox with no clear answer.
User avatar #28 - boxofwonderz (04/08/2014) [-]
I can see where your coming from, but i just see this as an example of the "Liar Pardox" i.e. "This statement is false." This wiki article below basically says what you did. I just grabbed this image off the internet, not knowing the wording was a little off. I think most funnyjunkers got the idea though. Good day to you sir!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio_paradox
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar_paradox
#345 - Comment deleted 04/02/2014 on Beta Cringe God 2 0
#121 - (I've never used said website before but let me offer my 100% …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on TwitchPlaysPokemon found... -1
User avatar #128 - arnolddusk (02/22/2014) [-]
Because we were having a discussion, dipshit.
#131 - I haven't whined or bitched to you once, you've been coming at…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on True Warrior 0
User avatar #132 - charagrin (01/16/2014) [-]
No no, you are clearly 100% in the right here. It is perfectly logical for Admin and the server company FJ is based on to target YOU and only YOU to have connection issues and lag. I assume you must be a very important and powerful person after all, so it would totally be worth the tens of thousands of dollars and man hours it would take to single you out. Here, have some more proof. For every one you can find saying Comcast is good, I can find ten saying they are bad. consumerist.com/2013/04/09/congrats-comcast-youre-only-the-third-worst-company-in-america-this-year/ www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2013/08/05/how-comcast-succeeds-by-providing-less-customer-service/ www.huffingtonpost.com/craig-aaron/comcast-worst-company-eve_b_97568.html Enjoy. =)
#128 - Yeah what do you know? I only work for an online production co…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on True Warrior 0
User avatar #129 - charagrin (01/15/2014) [-]
You don't have issues using Comcast? Then why are you listing problems you have using Comcast? The fact is Comcast is a horrible provider, they are voted such by MILLIONS of people every year on multiple websites, including the Consumerist, one of the most well known and respected company reviewers in the world.

You can whine and bitch at me all you want, but since everything I have said is observable fact, you won't upset me in the least. Hitler killed Jews, man has walked on the moon, the Dodo is extinct, and Comcast is a shitty company.
User avatar #131 - fingerguns (01/16/2014) [-]
I haven't whined or bitched to you once, you've been coming at me throwing out opinions and trying to twist them into facts to make yourself think your proving me wrong when your clearly not. So far in both comments you've stated random facts about how smart you are about these things (you and every other 12 year old on the internet) and said that I'm mad at YOU, which clearly I'm not.

Finally I guess you didn't actually read my comment (or your just retarded) cuz your "observable fact" was a link to a random website , the same thing I did showing comcast as #1 in the top 20. Your fucking stupid as shit kid and if your gonna comment again without actually comprehending my comment first please don't cuz your wasting time.
User avatar #132 - charagrin (01/16/2014) [-]
No no, you are clearly 100% in the right here. It is perfectly logical for Admin and the server company FJ is based on to target YOU and only YOU to have connection issues and lag. I assume you must be a very important and powerful person after all, so it would totally be worth the tens of thousands of dollars and man hours it would take to single you out. Here, have some more proof. For every one you can find saying Comcast is good, I can find ten saying they are bad. consumerist.com/2013/04/09/congrats-comcast-youre-only-the-third-worst-company-in-america-this-year/ www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2013/08/05/how-comcast-succeeds-by-providing-less-customer-service/ www.huffingtonpost.com/craig-aaron/comcast-worst-company-eve_b_97568.html Enjoy. =)
#126 - I've had comcast for years and Funnyjunk is the only place gif…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2014 on True Warrior 0
User avatar #127 - charagrin (01/13/2014) [-]
You have Comcast which is a dollar store provider, but what do I know? I only went to college for compsci and work with high end electronics on a daily basis for a living. Comcast has been voted year after year as the worst provider in the world BECAUSE they throttle your speeds and choke connections. it is literally what they do. You are having issues, but no one else is. That should tell you something. You can get mad at me all you like, but all the hatred in the world won't make up for your bad choices. kotaku.com/5524787/comcast-isnt-just-the-worst-internet-provider-anymore
User avatar #128 - fingerguns (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah what do you know? I only work for an online production company from home rendering/uploading videos all day long (arguably one of the slowest things to do on the internet) and have absolutely no problems and still have the ability to run two different forms of capture software for live streams, all while not losing any up/down time.

But yeah I guess comcast most have something against funnyjunk and I so they throttle it when get on here, my bad I guess 4 people out of all of the FJ community is enough to determine that its me and has nothing to do with funnyjunk. Sorry for not realising that sooner thats totally on me.

www.practicalecommerce.com/articles/3225-20-Top-Internet-Service-Providers
^^ Random link to a website proving nothing.
User avatar #129 - charagrin (01/15/2014) [-]
You don't have issues using Comcast? Then why are you listing problems you have using Comcast? The fact is Comcast is a horrible provider, they are voted such by MILLIONS of people every year on multiple websites, including the Consumerist, one of the most well known and respected company reviewers in the world.

You can whine and bitch at me all you want, but since everything I have said is observable fact, you won't upset me in the least. Hitler killed Jews, man has walked on the moon, the Dodo is extinct, and Comcast is a shitty company.
User avatar #131 - fingerguns (01/16/2014) [-]
I haven't whined or bitched to you once, you've been coming at me throwing out opinions and trying to twist them into facts to make yourself think your proving me wrong when your clearly not. So far in both comments you've stated random facts about how smart you are about these things (you and every other 12 year old on the internet) and said that I'm mad at YOU, which clearly I'm not.

Finally I guess you didn't actually read my comment (or your just retarded) cuz your "observable fact" was a link to a random website , the same thing I did showing comcast as #1 in the top 20. Your fucking stupid as shit kid and if your gonna comment again without actually comprehending my comment first please don't cuz your wasting time.
User avatar #132 - charagrin (01/16/2014) [-]
No no, you are clearly 100% in the right here. It is perfectly logical for Admin and the server company FJ is based on to target YOU and only YOU to have connection issues and lag. I assume you must be a very important and powerful person after all, so it would totally be worth the tens of thousands of dollars and man hours it would take to single you out. Here, have some more proof. For every one you can find saying Comcast is good, I can find ten saying they are bad. consumerist.com/2013/04/09/congrats-comcast-youre-only-the-third-worst-company-in-america-this-year/ www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2013/08/05/how-comcast-succeeds-by-providing-less-customer-service/ www.huffingtonpost.com/craig-aaron/comcast-worst-company-eve_b_97568.html Enjoy. =)
#58 - I have a way for Admin to get more money, fix the *****…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/13/2014 on True Warrior 0
User avatar #104 - charagrin (01/13/2014) [-]
Loaded instantly for me, don't blame admin for your dollar store internet provider.
User avatar #126 - fingerguns (01/13/2014) [-]
I've had comcast for years and Funnyjunk is the only place gifs dont load quickly, sounds internal to me fucktard.
User avatar #127 - charagrin (01/13/2014) [-]
You have Comcast which is a dollar store provider, but what do I know? I only went to college for compsci and work with high end electronics on a daily basis for a living. Comcast has been voted year after year as the worst provider in the world BECAUSE they throttle your speeds and choke connections. it is literally what they do. You are having issues, but no one else is. That should tell you something. You can get mad at me all you like, but all the hatred in the world won't make up for your bad choices. kotaku.com/5524787/comcast-isnt-just-the-worst-internet-provider-anymore
User avatar #128 - fingerguns (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah what do you know? I only work for an online production company from home rendering/uploading videos all day long (arguably one of the slowest things to do on the internet) and have absolutely no problems and still have the ability to run two different forms of capture software for live streams, all while not losing any up/down time.

But yeah I guess comcast most have something against funnyjunk and I so they throttle it when get on here, my bad I guess 4 people out of all of the FJ community is enough to determine that its me and has nothing to do with funnyjunk. Sorry for not realising that sooner thats totally on me.

www.practicalecommerce.com/articles/3225-20-Top-Internet-Service-Providers
^^ Random link to a website proving nothing.
User avatar #129 - charagrin (01/15/2014) [-]
You don't have issues using Comcast? Then why are you listing problems you have using Comcast? The fact is Comcast is a horrible provider, they are voted such by MILLIONS of people every year on multiple websites, including the Consumerist, one of the most well known and respected company reviewers in the world.

You can whine and bitch at me all you want, but since everything I have said is observable fact, you won't upset me in the least. Hitler killed Jews, man has walked on the moon, the Dodo is extinct, and Comcast is a shitty company.
User avatar #131 - fingerguns (01/16/2014) [-]
I haven't whined or bitched to you once, you've been coming at me throwing out opinions and trying to twist them into facts to make yourself think your proving me wrong when your clearly not. So far in both comments you've stated random facts about how smart you are about these things (you and every other 12 year old on the internet) and said that I'm mad at YOU, which clearly I'm not.

Finally I guess you didn't actually read my comment (or your just retarded) cuz your "observable fact" was a link to a random website , the same thing I did showing comcast as #1 in the top 20. Your fucking stupid as shit kid and if your gonna comment again without actually comprehending my comment first please don't cuz your wasting time.
User avatar #132 - charagrin (01/16/2014) [-]
No no, you are clearly 100% in the right here. It is perfectly logical for Admin and the server company FJ is based on to target YOU and only YOU to have connection issues and lag. I assume you must be a very important and powerful person after all, so it would totally be worth the tens of thousands of dollars and man hours it would take to single you out. Here, have some more proof. For every one you can find saying Comcast is good, I can find ten saying they are bad. consumerist.com/2013/04/09/congrats-comcast-youre-only-the-third-worst-company-in-america-this-year/ www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2013/08/05/how-comcast-succeeds-by-providing-less-customer-service/ www.huffingtonpost.com/craig-aaron/comcast-worst-company-eve_b_97568.html Enjoy. =)
User avatar #81 - funnys (01/13/2014) [-]
loaded in no time for me.
User avatar #75 - jalthelas (01/13/2014) [-]
Get better internet, bud.
#61 - tannerninja (01/13/2014) [-]
**tannerninja rolled a random image posted in comment #762054 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** thats on you the bud not admin, loaded for me right away
User avatar #63 - deadadventurer (01/13/2014) [-]
Well Fj has been acting kinda fucky today I must admit.

Still the gif loaded pretty fast for me too though.
#85 - You do realise that the Xbox itself has servers specific to it…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Scumbag Playstation 4 0
User avatar #89 - thewaronbeingcool (11/09/2013) [-]
The xbox would need those servers to run. Servers which (although they are specific to xbox) would be taken down eventually.

Don't believe me? They took down all of the original xbox's servers back in 2011. So if that console require an internet connection to play singleplayer games then none of them would be functional now.
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