**finalkai huggles you tenderly**
oh, hi renamon. are you doing well?

Call me Zoe dear ^^

all right then, zoe, how was your day?

great, as am i.

Cool~ ^.^

well it is getting late on the east coast, so i should get going soon.
have a fun time funny junk since most of the "no post on sunday" post have died down.

I'm East coast to! I'm In Florida

Awww... I has no school tomorrow... It's record day at my school...

Ok, nini~ <3

florida as well but i have school this week, lucky you. have double fun on your break for me.

Hehe~ Ok ^^

hey hey

How are you?

im ok, how are you?

I'm good~ Just playing some games while talking to you

which games?

Grand theft auto 4 o.o

good choice.
what did you do while you where gone?

Well I ate, watched some TV, did some work for my class, and then I got a shower~ ^.^

so the basic "end the day simple" kind of stuff?

Yea :3

guess i cant blame a guy for wanting simplicity.
what did you eat?

I ate a bowl of ramen soup, sorry for the late reply

it's no problem, we all reply late sometimes.
did you add anything to the noodles or did you have them plain?

Plain.
Well, I added the oriental flavoring packet o.o

well who doesn't?
what class were you working for?

My English class.

You know, its funny how many grades you go threw that still teach english.

Yea. Just like 2 more months and then next year and then I'm done with English and school.

i am guessing you are either still in high-school at 11th grade or your first year of college?

High school 11th grade.
I'm 17.

merry hearths warming to you too.

3 reasions
-why the **** not
-because i was mentioned on your profile and i fear heavy criticism and want to know what it was
-because ponies

-thats no reason

-I posted the link to the proposal stuff for someone

-butt y

-why the **** not as in do you have a reason not to. if you have a reason not to then what did i do this time?

-im gettin real tired of that link and hope it stops getting posted. (reason invalidated)

-dont you think it better for bronies to know each other instead of remaining scattered across funnyjunk. (played too much assassins creed, i have war on the mind and strategy in the blood) we should get to know each other better.

i honestly do now know.

Randomly stumbled across the fiasco in question. The discussions you had with him, were you responding honestly or as silly-like as possible? Because it seemed 50/50 to me. (Feel free to tell me to buzz off, i was just curious. Kinda like a bad soap opera!)

i prefer to be strait and honest in most situations, and i was in that one. jhttux however probably was joking though, so i dont think it really matters.

Threw me off. Most dramatic-looking thing i've seen on FJ since Phanac's penis hit front page ^^

Thanks for the honest answer sir/ma'am/fluttershy! Have a wonderful December 21st!

it pays to know how to sound concerned.

you have a wonderful cataclysm too.

hi there sonic.
how are you?

OK for now. Just downloading some new songs so I can Jam on my guitar later on it.
How about you?

i am fine, just talking to strangers on omegle, telling them to look up the kama citra.

Ha. You sure know how to mess around with strangers.
So, I have to ask. What made you wanna add me as a friend?

i do not see why not.

For most reasons, people add me just to troll me. They attack my comments and content just an attempt to ban me. I need to inspect all users who wanna add me just to see what they are made of. Plus for those who add me cause they like me, I wanna know what drew them to me? Like what content of mine did you see of mine, ya know?

oh it thats the case,
funnyjunk.com/text/4279743/Go+Be+An+Ass+Somewhere+Else/
that one.
i dont remember my exact thought, but it was along the lines that i already subscribed, so why not add another person who is famous on funnyjunk

Ah. Didn't think people read that. Well OK then. Friendship Accepted.
You may pass.

hi there -^^-

How are you, dude?

i am fine with a hint of glad and a dash of pleasant
how are you?

Glad to hear that

I'm well myself

good to know.
how was your day?

Lazy weekend, just played video games all day. You?

sat at this computer and commented all day, then found this. i call it a productive day

Hahaha oh my. Sounds like it

did you find anything?

Not anything SFW, no. Heheh.

that wouldent stop me

I don't know if you're into this stuff.

actually, i totally am.

you still post more content, so im still right.

why? what happens tomorow?

good things. I can't say cos then I wouldn't need your trust, you'd already know. so, trust me!! :)

im sorry, i think iv forgotten something, what are you talking about?

You don't know me, we never talked.
you haven't forgotten anything.
tomorrow is gonna be really good. I promise.

how the hell did you find me anyway?

I've been "fluttering" about.

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW

everything.

are you that one person that subscribed to me? because i will not post content.

I've never visited your profile, talked to you, or subscribed, I can prove it, your subscriptions are now 2. and if you check your comment history we never met.

i have two subscribers?


who are those people and what do they want from me?

to brighten up your day!

well i dont want them. it makes it fell like they expect something from me while i cant provide anything.

we want to show we care.

well perhaps you could care for someone else, like lunargreenhouse?

Hi there

you're awesome too.

^^
but you're awesome too, although I don't know you

I care for a lot of people, check my profile.

yes, but you give them stuff

like what??? I merely hope they receive what I say they deserve.

i mean that i dont post content for them to see. you do.

I don't make my own stuff that often, though I have got stacks of ideas for OC I never get round to it. maybe tomorow. ;)

nah, i have my own science to conduct.

i like you

fr-fr-friends?

sure

everyone loves me sooner or later.

Already did, anything cute sends me into daw mode your avatar made me make a noise that i didnt think possible...

you may need this then.

Yup :)

May 16, 2015. The civilians have grown weary of Tar's Iron grip on the land. he has scheduled a rally for the morrow. i will be there with the prototype. i have been working for the past two years collecting the parts and designing the plans for it. The FlutterBye is capable of firing the anti-matter rounds i have chosen to use, and has had a strong enough negation spell blessed upon it. it should be enough to punch right through that think field of his and into that soft, rough skull.

May 17, 2015. Today is the day. the forest int he north east should be dense enough for me not to be seen, but clear enough for me to see him. i am only taking my gun and my spotter, Devil. i doubt i will be returning.

May 17, 2015. It only took two shots to seal his life. the people will be upset for a while after the remaining government chooses to tighten up everything after his death, but it will be a small price to pay to insure their later protection.

October 26, 2016. i have successively taken his place. now begins my rule of how things should have been.

always keep a journal. when some finds it, it will usually make a great story. it also leaves enough space for other events to have taken place, so i can always plan accordingly to your plans.

I like my idea better. Epic battles on the place steps are more epic than getting shot in the head.

yes but they are less believable. why wouldn't one of your guards come and save you since you had so many?

I told you, I have levels in Bard. I would be obliged to duel you myself. Besides, I would know that you would come back and kill me when I cast you out. If I had killed you then, then I would be killed by my son that I sent to live on some farm far away before he was old enough to remember me. Then I would have to dramatically announce that I was his father. Then we would duel on the palace steps, he would deal a fatal blow, etc. etc.

my PhD just kicked in, i bold an epic sword to the bottom of my rifle, still ammas an army, kill your highest ranking officers while my troops kill everyone else, then go in and find you, and still epic sword battle. best of both ways.

That's more like it.

The whole way of final battle thing mostly comes from this comic: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html

all hail me for i am cuteness incarnate.

Is that corruption I smell?

not at all

I swear to Cthulhu, if you become corrupt, I will go all steampunk on you.

too late

Prepare yourself!

can you do it? knowing you would end my adorableness. knowing you killed such a nice and innocent person. i haven't even done anything yet. maybe it is you who are corrupt already.

I would take your tripolar ass to therapy, that's what I'd do.

that might be a good idea.

I don't know where to go now, so have this image of Pinkie's family.

i shall treasure it forever. however it is getting late, and i should really head back to my cottage.

Yeah, I suppose. I'm going to fire magically replicating bullets and immortal, teleporting clone soldier people1. have a good night.

P.S. You're really adorable.

1 Translation: I'm going to play Team Fortress 2.

yes i am. i also found your porn- BYE.

>Implying I keep porn on my computer.

*at

sorry gif, i should have given you time to load.

well i know i am trust worthy. how about you?

Well, there was this one time with a glass of chocolate milk.

tariv. what are you doing?

Yeah, not my proudest moment.

now im not sure if i can trust you.

Like I said, one of us would corrupt from the power eventually.

it would be you, wouldn't it?

Very likely, but when I did become corrupt, I wouldn't be able to kill you because of your adorableness and would instead banish you. You would live in seclusion for several years while I became a tyrannical king figure. You would come out of hiding and amass an army of resentful individuals. You would raid my lands for several years to acquire weapons and provide time to train your troops. Then there would be a massive battle with the major goal of defeating me. Your army would be severely outmatched but more maneuverable. You would manage to get into the palace with severe losses to your army. You would crash into my throne room with a small strike force, all of which will be killed almost immediately. You and I would begin to duel with an awesome climactic battle on the palace steps. You would deal a fatal blow to me and I would lay dying on the steps. I would realize the error of my ways and die, but not before uttering some amazing words of wisdom to you. You would then lead the world in many a millennium of peace and prosperity.

I took levels in Bard.

that or i just do it the smart way.

See, I'm immune to getting killed in anticlimactic ways.

it is climatic because i would wait till yuo were at the prime of your position, and giving your longest, and most important speech. then i would fire a single round whizzing through your head. and no one would think it was me, because i am too adorable to do such a thing.

>Implying I would give speeches in public. I would undoubtedly become paranoid and keep out of public, only to let my most trusted individuals near me.

now how would you lead with out showing your self. the people would only think of you as a joke made up by the government to keep them all in like like big brother. then they would revolt against you.

Television. Ads on spoons.

that's the same way the supported big brother. they will all wise up and think your a fraud.

I'll give my speeches wearing vital organ armor then, until the development of force fields, then I'll use those. Besides still immune to anticlimactic deaths.

sniper rifles are always climatic. and anti-material rounds will destroy that armor no problem. and even then nothing stands in my way from killing your family first, then killing you at your lowest point. as for force fields, everything needs an energy source, and so will your shield. i will just have that disabled and kill you while you feel you are safe.

that or i will just find you in your house, subdue my way into your bed, and poison you in your sleep.

Heh, I'll have already killed my family. Also, no, sniper rifles are not always climactic. It wasn't climactic when JFK died. He was just all of a sudden dead. How exciting. It's only climactic if it makes for an awesome story. Remember, "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look really cool doing it." I can't not lose cool.

if i hit you in the head with an anti-material round, it will DEFIANTLY make one hell of a story. "he do you remember that evil ruler who took and explosive round to the face? his brains went EVERYWHERE."

You probably meant to use "definitely".

Yeah, but it would be forgotten after a while. I'm talking novel long **** here. Like Star Wars or Harry Potter level.

That's okay image, don't load.

So adorable!

You're right, nobody can.

You're awesome. You're also adorable. Mostly adorable. Lots of awesome, though.

well youre awesomer

No u

i am very sure you are

No, my charts say it's you.

well i have a PhD, and i can honestly say you have a case of the awesomeness

Damn, can't argue with a PhD. Either way, you're still pretty awesome.

its simple math
you yourself are naturally awesome and radiate an aura of epic that naturally makes you even more awesome, producing a self sustaining cycle. combined with your awesome feats it makes you more awesome than me
i am naturally cute, and it emits a glow of adorableness, that causes my surroundings to make me look cuter, leading to a naturally raising cuteness level. because i can look over my shoulder and make kittens crap them selves in feeling ugly, i am naturlly the cuter one.

its simple math

Don't use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue. Wait, there's no issue to muddy. Um... YOU'RE ADORABLE!

yes, we have discussed that. im adorable and youre awesome. together we could rule the world.

Good idea, how shall we go about this... world ruling?

i get on everyones good side with my unmatched adorableness, and you command them with your leadership powers. all awesome people are also good leaders.

Yes, I have noticed that people generally do as I say, but what do we do when one of us inevitably becomes corrupted by the power and inevitably betrays the other?

do you think little, defenseless, cute, harmless, adorable, kindhearted, weak, me could do that?

Well, there was the whole thing depicted by this image. Who says it wouldn't happen again. Besides it could very well be me that becomes corrupted.

no

sorry, i like those things because they dont show anymore

i would post that on public content, and yes, i am ok with that.

YAY gay FURRIES *Runs off into sunset*

I fear da red thumbs.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4090602/Dem+Google+Glass/24#24
after a while you kinda get used to the hate that comes with being a gay furry brony.

Sucks man :<

it is always prepared