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#21 - It reminded me a bit of the Mouth of Sauron. 05/04/2013 on So i was picking fruit when... +4
#27 - How about Gutrot with Teabagging the Dead? Dip, drop …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Lyrics +10
#29 - massiveguilt (04/15/2013) [-]
How lovely!
But no really, the drumplaying in this song kicks ass
#5 - That's old ancient news. 04/09/2013 on Waiting for Youtube 0
#29 - k. 04/09/2013 on FPS vs. RPG 0
#8 - Not so fun if it's Stripped, Raped and Strangled, Oozing Vagin… 04/07/2013 on Niger +2
#11 - Can a shoe box? No, but a tin can.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on The Puns +38
User avatar #43 - tophatcigar (04/04/2013) [-]
the only reason i know this is because of the Impossible Quiz

may it SHALLOTS in peace
#59 - vishnapalm (04/04/2013) [-]
.... I remember this from the Impossible Quiz, and to this day I never understood that answer. I just memorized it after I got it wrong the first time. I finally get it now... It makes so much sense... I feel at peace
#146 - "Oh, do not fret. Life isn't all about sorcery, you will …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Might Wanna Enlarge 0
#181 - drainbramage (04/02/2013) [-]
[Internal screaming]
#34 - But all in all, that is actually a good explanation.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on Well that was onixpected +5
#77 - N. Korean citizen (03/30/2013) [-]
It really isn't.
#391461 - Happy birthday, lethaldose! I hope everything goes well and th…  [+] (24 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #391465 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
well, i hope so too ! I havent get laid for while now .... thanks dude !
User avatar #391472 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
tfw not in 16 years
User avatar #391478 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
dont sweat about it .... i first got laid at 19, and i dont quite remember anything of it bcs i was wasted... dont do the same mistake
User avatar #391479 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
Meh, i don't mind it at all.
Just not having even kissed a girl yet does kinda bother me a little.
User avatar #391484 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
as i said, dont sweat about those things ... i got my first "real kiss" at 15 or 16, and it was a beautiful feeling, so, do it wisely ! (maybe, bcs it was on a ball)
User avatar #391488 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
Eh, i have no oppertunity at all in the foreseeable future..
And we don't have any balls here..
User avatar #391498 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
dont seek oppertunities, they will seek you ... i will tell you my story of my first kiss - i was 14, and my friend (girl) knew a girl from a higher class of a medical nurse school....once, we decided to go out together ... my friend with her boyfriend (my best friend btw.) and the girls from higher class and we had a long chat whole night. Then, the ball came, we were drinking some cheap wine, and she came up to me, asked me if we could talk in private, i said yes .... we went behing a building, and we started to make out .... i could have get laid that night, but i totaly screwed up (never tell a girl you love her after a first making up)
User avatar #391532 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
The problem is i don't have any irl girl friends.. But eh maybe when i drink a bit at a school dance i might have the balls to go with one.
User avatar #391539 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
just dont do stupid things, and dont go into any shit while drunk... it´s the worst thing you can do
User avatar #391542 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
Eh i won't get drunk as shit. I'll make sure to be able to remember the next day. I don't drink much at all. Maybe just a little bit to get some confidence
User avatar #391547 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
confidence is good, but dont force it by booze too much, or you´ll get used to it ! anyway, do your best, and everytime some chance come to you, catch it ... i missed so many things in life bcs i wanted my personal space and i wanted to do what i wanted .... sometimes, listen to the calls of RL !
User avatar #391548 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
I might need some hearing aid then lol
User avatar #391554 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
i dont know how to help you... as far as i remember , i was almost in the same situation at your age, but i just either went lucky, or my speech skills done the trick, anyway, no i LIFT, and life is much better (well, life itself is shitty nonetheless you do, but people(girls) are acting more "accesible")
User avatar #391558 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
Eh, i might get lucky if i get a bit more confidence. I'll just wait for now
#391578 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
as i said before, dont sweat it ... i´m not alpha mysel . I have studied analytical chemistry and now i´m studying beiengineering (girls arent so much impressed) .. anyway, the ways you can get a girl :
1st one : i knew a lot about a music style she was listening to (rock, metal, post-rock trivia)
2nd one : stars (my dad taught me about constelations when i was a kid)
3rd one : biology and uni efforts : girls like ambitios guys, with a lot of knowledge, even though it may not seemed like it
4th one : "over-all wisdome" - allways keep a higher look on things .... view things from more dimensions and tell about them to that girl
5th one : art - bitches love art, escpecially when they are from art school
6th one : lifting - will only get you laid, but, well , it was worth it
BTW - with any of these girls, i havent had a long time relationship ... it have had always crushed on my looks (as i said, i was gama at that time) , so try to life and acquire knowledge ! good luck soldier !
User avatar #391585 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, i got the arts and economics subject package so 5 should be good to go.
Music could be good too.
Don't have biology anymore though, but i have decent knowledge about that stuff.
And i kinda lift a bit.
Shouldn't go too bad.
User avatar #391589 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
yeah, so all you need is a contact ... as soon as you get into mind of a pack of girls, your there !
User avatar #391610 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
Ah alright man, and the last couple months i've been getting a bit taller, although im still pretty short it's not that bad anymore now.
So that should get my confidence up a bit too.
User avatar #391596 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
What did you mean with the wine and beer thingy?
User avatar #391602 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
i´m tired and kinda disoriented by drinking few beers and a wine by the computer :)
User avatar #391590 - Timmietim (03/27/2013) [-]
Alrighty then. Thanks for the advice mate.

I'm not a native speaker either.
User avatar #391595 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
yeah, but you havent had a wine a few beers :D anyway, i hope, that these advices will be usefull for your future ...these are my expieriences, you are younger, and yours could be different, anyway, good luck , and for xth time, dont sweat it !
User avatar #391581 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
*wisdom
sorry for mistakes, i´m not a native speaker and i´m a little but pissed right nao
User avatar #391583 - lethaldose (03/27/2013) [-]
*bit :D
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User avatar #3 - sickpup **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
What's you gamertag? Let's play Dark Souls if you're in my level range.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sickpup **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
your*
User avatar #5 to #4 - finalfaptasy (01/19/2013) [-]
I'd love to, but that darned pwoer supply chose to break down, so I'm waiting for another one from amazon. But I'll write you as soon as I get it! :-D
But I'd be glad to help in any other way, if you have anything to ask, I'll gladly try to answer if I can ^^
User avatar #6 to #5 - sickpup **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
So far I have killed the Bed of Chaos and Seath the Scaleless for the Lord Vessel, is Gravelord Nico next?
User avatar #7 to #6 - finalfaptasy (01/19/2013) [-]
Yes I think that's a good shot. I don't think that you need a divine weapon or anything, though. IF you want to prevent the skeletons from respawning, I think there's a video on YouTube called Catacombs Necromancer Hunting. They're the dudes keeping them alive. If you make sure they die, they won't respawn or do any of that terrible stuff. What is your character's equipment and stats?
User avatar #10 to #7 - sickpup **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
Also, where the hell is the bonfire in the tomb of the giants? I was told that its close Patches but I can't find it
User avatar #9 to #7 - sickpup **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
I mostly wear Ornsteins armor, Knight Kirks armor (the thorny one) and Havel's armor for big fights that require protection. I have a Raw Zweihander that I always use and Dragon Tooth.
My highest stats are Strength 33, Vitality 28 and Endurance 27.
I'm trying to get my Intelligence and Faith higher so I can use weapons properly like the Moonlight Greatsword and Greatsword of Artorias and i'm trying to get my Strength to 50 so I can use Dragon Greatsword and Havels shield properly.
User avatar #11 to #9 - finalfaptasy (01/20/2013) [-]
You could kill the Black Knight down in the Catacombs, he can drop his weapon, the Black Knight Greataxe, which hits like a train and has a pretty nice moveset. 10 active Humanity and the Covetous Gold Serpent Ring is probably a necessity if you try. If you have the titanite, you could always try and get the Elite Knight Armor set, if you don't have it already, and upgrade it all the way, at least the chestpiece, since it can give really good protection compared to its weight. The Black Iron set found in Anor Londo is really good, too, if you upgrade it all the way, it gives the next-highest protection in the game, as far as I remember, and my memory isn't really that good, but I think so, at least. If you have killed Great Grey Wolf Sif, you can use his soul and ascend a +10 normal shield to Greatshield of Artorias, the shield in the game with highest stability. Otherwise a Tower Shield +15 gives as good stability as Havel's and weighs a lot less. Try to minimalize your dispersion of your level investment. Invest solely in strength, for example, as the scaling on the Black Knight Greataxe is really good, as well on the Zweihander. The Raw upgrade path loses out on the normal one in the long run. Also, 40 Endurance tends to be the aftersought level. That way you gain maximum stamina and equipment load. TRy out the Ring of FAvor and Protection as well, if you ahven't already. It gives +20% HP, Stamina and Equipment Load. It's absolutely amazing and all that cool stuff. You could also invest in Faith or Intelligence, as you said, and combine it with a high strength + strength scaling weapon such as the Demon Great Hammer, which you get from trading in the Sack with Snuggly the Crow, or Demon's Greataxe, which is a random drop from Taurus Demons. Both of them will, when combined with the weapon buffs from Intelligence or Faith, deal really high burst damage and very often staggerlock a vast variety of enemies. Even the final boss, as far as I remember, though I do not know if that has been changed in a patch or anything.
User avatar #13 to #11 - finalfaptasy (01/20/2013) [-]
And the Silver Knight shield is also very good when fully upgraded with Twinkling Titanite. Of course this is just a ramble, I don't know if you knew any of this already, but maybe it could help. Pyromancy is always an option. Try hitting up Power Within. It gives a +40% damage boost for a certain amount of time when used, but slowly drains your health. It is really great for boss battles.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sickpup **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
Wow, thanks man
User avatar #16 to #12 - finalfaptasy (02/17/2013) [-]
Hey dude, I know it's been nearly a month since I promised to play Dark Souls with you, and I haven't forgotten you, but my goddamn power source was lost in transit after I ordered it, so I'm waiting for another one and I should have it soon.
I'll write you when I get it.
I hope you're doing well.
#14 to #12 - finalfaptasy (01/20/2013) [-]
No problem. I'm glad to help, I hope you can get something out of my rambling. And Black Knight weapons in general are very good. Though they need 18 Dexterity and moderately high strength, they can be a good way to help one steamroll many things. You could also try getting hold of the Black Knight Halberd from the one in Darkroot Basin, it is really good too. But the Covetous Gold Serpent Ring gives you much better chances of getting it when it's killed.
No problem. I'm glad to help, I hope you can get something out of my rambling. And Black Knight weapons in general are very good. Though they need 18 Dexterity and moderately high strength, they can be a good way to help one steamroll many things. You could also try getting hold of the Black Knight Halberd from the one in Darkroot Basin, it is really good too. But the Covetous Gold Serpent Ring gives you much better chances of getting it when it's killed.
User avatar #15 to #14 - finalfaptasy (01/20/2013) [-]
And don't forget to upgrade your gear, especially your weapons, even though that pesky Twinkling Titanite is expensive and rare. And I have no idea why that .gif came with my previous response, oh well, now it's there. I'll be sure to write you when I get my new power supply!
#8 to #7 - finalfaptasy (01/19/2013) [-]
Oops, sorry. I meant revive instead of respawn. My bad.
User avatar #2 - TarnRazor (06/07/2012) [-]
Derpy Mcfuckles, I presume
User avatar #1 - futuramafan (12/01/2011) [-]
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