but I love you

marry me

Buut baby, Im not ready for that kind of comitment yet :c
I haven't even seen you lift yet

that's because I'm lifting the world so it doesn't fall into spacr

Sounds legit. LETS HOOK UP

my place, an hour ago

I was there ;)

time travel is real!

God your penis was small..yeesh. How do you think a strong independent trans/bisexual mastodont wyman like me could sustaine a relationship on that little thing?

I think you went to the wrong house then, what do you think I hold up the world with

Hue

Wait, how do you have time to seduce me? Don't you have like a trillion " **** you":s to give out?

I do 500 a day, I just finished

Nice work man. How many do you have left.

Ohh btw sweetie, I thumbed up another person so he could write profanities on my profile, that's okey right?

I'm almost 1/3 of the way there

and no, it's not okay
I'm breaking up with you

But baby please I love you

**** you

HE LOVES ME

There it is ladies and gentlemen. I GOT A SECOND " **** YOU" WOHOOO

REPLY TO MY GODDAMN FACE. WE ARE MEANT TO BE CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

200late6ubby

You should've thought about that before you cheated on me

I'll make it up to you ;)