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#39 - **fiftytwofruitcakes rolls 156,394,244** Genghis Khan is my …  [+] (7 replies) 06/18/2014 on genghis khan +12
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#58 - kungfufun (06/18/2014) [-]
dont forget re routeing a river to erase his city of birth
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#49 - nang (06/18/2014) [-]
Me and you can be friends. I revere Genghis. Not only was he amazingly cool but one of the most brilliant minds EVER. Plus he rode into battle in the front lines LIKE A BAWS.

My favourite thing of his was when he got TEN THOUSAND men over what the chinese thought were impassable mountains to flank their army on the other side as he rode through the pass. These ten thousand then destroyed a chinese charge without killing the horses and stole the horses from beneath them and rode them back into the chinese lines!

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#53 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/18/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah man! It is also awesome how he wasn't just born into his power, he united warring tribes and started from there. He also practiced meritocracy and was all about religious tolerance which was like fucking unheard of at the time
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#55 - nang (06/18/2014) [-]
I know! He didn't even give a shit that his son's wife was christian did he?
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#56 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/18/2014) [-]
Nope haha. And not many rulers can say they straight up ran dick first into battle ahead of the very people that were fighting for them. That's admiral right there
#42 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
leader of kzaamaeria or w/e didn't die in the hands of the mongols (he just died)
the person who got killed was the governor
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#46 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I didn't specify enough, I didn't mean the ruler of the whole empire Ala ad-Din Muhammed, but the ruler of the city of Khwarezmian city of Otrar
#120 - The type of person to put a picture of money up with a fake st…  [+] (1 reply) 06/18/2014 on Ama sum kind of Jenius 0
#133 - vividfiasco (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm assuming with the way it looks evenly split is that the person counted the money and used a dollar bill to separate it out.
#81 - I didn't say I don't enjoy them haha it's just that people act…  [+] (1 reply) 06/16/2014 on Feminazi justice! 0
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#82 - oshora (06/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough i guess
#68 - mfw literally none of these stories are true  [+] (4 replies) 06/16/2014 on Feminazi justice! +5
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#77 - oshora (06/16/2014) [-]
Everyone knows they are likely untrue. Most people can get past that and see the funny.
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#81 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/16/2014) [-]
I didn't say I don't enjoy them haha it's just that people actually entertain these stories to be true all the time
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#82 - oshora (06/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough i guess
#76 - bgskamikaze (06/16/2014) [-]