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#112 - Dark Souls was generously the free game on Xbox Live last mont…  [+] (36 new replies) 06/20/2014 on #cheatingisokayif +1
User avatar #113 - guruofcancer (06/20/2014) [-]
Did you try it? I began a week ago and I'm on the urge to crack and actually cheat. I know some might think it ''ruins'' the game, but I play it more for the story than the actual path to ascend above and beyond raging.
User avatar #130 - giinthir (06/20/2014) [-]
Cheat how exactly? There's not much need to if you develop patience.
User avatar #148 - guruofcancer (06/20/2014) [-]
It's not only patience. I lack the skills I play with M+KB . I'm actually stuck at the first Tower dude (belekine knights or something like that) near the channeler, I'm not stealthy enough to dodge his attacks. I wish a legit trainer worked so I could have infinite health, like, just for bosses I can't beat.
User avatar #151 - giinthir (06/20/2014) [-]
Tower? What the hell are you even talking about?
User avatar #152 - guruofcancer (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #159 - giinthir (06/20/2014) [-]
Ohh, just ignore the church and head across the narrow bridge by the three small enemies, you'll find the blacksmith and a bonfire. You don't have to deal with them if you're underleveled. And as for fighting him, go through the front to first kill the smaller enemies, then lure his giant ass out so you don't have to deal with the channeler.
User avatar #161 - guruofcancer (06/20/2014) [-]
I already did. Level 21 is enough don't you think? I've farmed a lot. And I know all these, he still kind of rapes me. Hard. I can't dodge for shit.
User avatar #166 - giinthir (06/20/2014) [-]
So don't try to dodge and just block him. If you're got a sheild with 100 physical reduction, you'll be fine. As for Level 21, no. if you want easy grinding go to the one bonfire with the ladder that leads up to the bridge, step out to get the Drake to prepare it's fire attack, then go back down, it'll kill all enemies and give you all the souls. Doing that a few times should easily push you to at least level 30. Invest into getting more Stamina, every little bit helps. Stamina and increasing your Weight Limit is one of the smartest things you can do.
User avatar #180 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
>increasing your endurance to make shit easier
Nigga it's about reinforcing your weapons
That makes things easier then just being able to fast roll
User avatar #186 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
More endurance means you can block without being staggered. And with lighter armor it recharges faster, so you'll be able to counterattack after blocking. Strong weapons don't mean shit if you don't have the endurance or time to hit them.
User avatar #188 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
If you want your stamina to regen faster then wear no armor at all and wear shit that helps your stamina regen
Light armor is shitty it's about poise
Also you can move around for a reason
Not just stand there and hide behind a shield with loads of stamina
Reinforced weapons will get you further then stamina alone
C'mon man your advice is good but think about it honestly
Loads of stamina doesn't really compare to a good reinforced weapon
Fast rolling in gear doesn't really matter if you can't fuck them up in a hit or two
User avatar #196 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
A lot of enemies are too fast to risk it all on one hit. Second of all, I beat the game in light armor. So long as you've got a good sheild for physical, and armor that handles the remaining ailments, you do perfect.
If you don't have enough stamina to block AND lay an attack, you get fucked super hard by everyone.
And for how early on he is, he's gonna need to be able to block. You can easily get a good weapon and work it with light armor.
My end game set was a Black Knight Sword +5, and a Silver Knight shield, and full Artorias armor.
User avatar #205 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
Too fast? Most of them are slow as fuck
The only thing he has to worry about is the balder knights
It's not that hard beating the game in any kind of armor....if you're worried about your stamina regen they have green blossoms, the ring of cloranthy, grass crest shield, and the mask of the child which all can be stacked up together for a ungodly boost to your stamina regen
Also if you're so worried about attacks taking a huge bite out of your stamina bar bar use a great shield, they greatly reduce the amount of stamina it takes to block AND they offer way more blocking then medium shields
And that's exactly why I'm saying he should get a good weapon early, it'll help later in game and you won't have to stagger through half of it with a shitty un reinforced weapon
It'd be smarter then going through the gargoyles with shit weapon man
He can focus on the stamina later rather then focusing on the weapon later

User avatar #209 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
Or he can focus on both. It's not hard.
User avatar #211 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
It's very hard to focus on both if you haven't gotten past the gargoyles
It takes forever to grind a good amount of souls to level up
With a good weapon he can just fuck up the gargoyles and head onto bigger enemies with more souls which he can grind for more soul levels
User avatar #214 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
Instead of an overpowered weapon, get an above average weapon, and two hand it when you need to.
User avatar #215 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
The halberd rapes early in game, he could def use that and two hand it
Reinforced its ungodly
And it's stats arnt that demanding
User avatar #218 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
Wouldn't know. Never used the regular Halberd. Black Knight weapons 5ever.
User avatar #221 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
It's pretty rapey
At +5 you can pretty much one shot everything in the church except the gargoyles
You should totally use some of the reg weapons, they're sexy as fuck
User avatar #190 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
I meant can not can't lel
User avatar #201 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
With light armor I was able to sprint faster, and for much longer. For awhile I was wearing all of Lautrec's armor, as well as the Mask of the Father. Light armor is amazing.
User avatar #207 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
Light armor is okay
But if you're going to sink a lot of points into stamina it'd be smarter to go with a heavier set
You'd be able to fast roll in it with a good amount of poise
Like the elite knights set
User avatar #210 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
So stick with the light till you can move just as quick in the heavy stuff. Stamina and strength are everything.
User avatar #213 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
Or just wear bits if armor that add poise till you can't fast roll
Also a light armor user that focuses on strength? I half expected you to be a dex fag
#216 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
I used the Black Knight Sword +5. It's about Strength. Also, I'm too stupid to be a dex fag.
User avatar #222 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
It's slow but if you time your attacks you can fuck everything up
#217 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
Wynaut a black knight great swords? Those things are fucking amazing
I personally love the great club, it's slow swinging but hits like a train
#230 - guruofcancer (06/21/2014) [-]
You guys are like Kingseeker and Darkstalker suggesting two different things
User avatar #219 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
Too damn slow.
User avatar #168 - guruofcancer (06/21/2014) [-]
only got one with 68, blacksmith doesn't seem to sell any better. So you'd recommend level 30? Good then, thanks for the advice I'm going to try that just now !
User avatar #231 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
It's only cause we love you
User avatar #200 - xxiixx (06/21/2014) [-]
The thing is you can not be afraid to die and just try whatever on an enemy. You have to learn what works and what doesn't on each enemy, particularly bosses. Almost every single big enemy in Dark Souls is extremely weak if you just get up in their grill and roll around them. Most of the time if they try a sweeping attack roll into it and you won't take damage, if it's an overhead just wait till the last second and roll around them.
You really just gotta practice though. Fuck shields and just get good at the dodge make sure you are at least medium rolling and it'll be kay.
User avatar #184 - kingpinkie (06/21/2014) [-]
Go back to the merchant in undeadburg
Buy the heater shield
100% physical reduction and it's light weight
User avatar #169 - giinthir (06/21/2014) [-]
The higher your weight limit, the better. As well as the lighter armor. Combining those makes your stamina recharge faster, and makes your rolling and running faster.
User avatar #116 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/20/2014) [-]
No, I actually just bought some other games so I haven't even played it yet. I'd like to think I'm gonna tough my way through but In reality I have a terrible game temper so I'll probably wind up cheating too. I'm all about the story as well, in any game
User avatar #117 - guruofcancer (06/20/2014) [-]
The story is wonderful. The problem is getting to understand it, and actually advancing in the game. If you don't like dying, brace yourself. Bosses are mighty gigantic fucks.
#56 - Nope haha. And not many rulers can say they straight up ran di… 06/18/2014 on genghis khan +1
#53 - **** yeah man! It is also awesome how he wasn't just bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on genghis khan +4
User avatar #55 - nang (06/18/2014) [-]
I know! He didn't even give a shit that his son's wife was christian did he?
User avatar #56 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/18/2014) [-]
Nope haha. And not many rulers can say they straight up ran dick first into battle ahead of the very people that were fighting for them. That's admiral right there
#46 - Yeah I didn't specify enough, I didn't mean the ruler of the w… 06/18/2014 on genghis khan +2
#118 - >Be me >Be preschool >Me and my buddy Joel wo… 06/18/2014 on Something something joke... +3
#39 - **fiftytwofruitcakes rolls 156,394,244** Genghis Khan is my …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2014 on genghis khan +12
User avatar #58 - kungfufun (06/18/2014) [-]
dont forget re routeing a river to erase his city of birth
User avatar #49 - nang (06/18/2014) [-]
Me and you can be friends. I revere Genghis. Not only was he amazingly cool but one of the most brilliant minds EVER. Plus he rode into battle in the front lines LIKE A BAWS.

My favourite thing of his was when he got TEN THOUSAND men over what the chinese thought were impassable mountains to flank their army on the other side as he rode through the pass. These ten thousand then destroyed a chinese charge without killing the horses and stole the horses from beneath them and rode them back into the chinese lines!

User avatar #53 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/18/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah man! It is also awesome how he wasn't just born into his power, he united warring tribes and started from there. He also practiced meritocracy and was all about religious tolerance which was like fucking unheard of at the time
User avatar #55 - nang (06/18/2014) [-]
I know! He didn't even give a shit that his son's wife was christian did he?
User avatar #56 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/18/2014) [-]
Nope haha. And not many rulers can say they straight up ran dick first into battle ahead of the very people that were fighting for them. That's admiral right there
#42 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
leader of kzaamaeria or w/e didn't die in the hands of the mongols (he just died)
the person who got killed was the governor
User avatar #46 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I didn't specify enough, I didn't mean the ruler of the whole empire Ala ad-Din Muhammed, but the ruler of the city of Khwarezmian city of Otrar
#120 - The type of person to put a picture of money up with a fake st…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Ama sum kind of Jenius 0
#133 - vividfiasco (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm assuming with the way it looks evenly split is that the person counted the money and used a dollar bill to separate it out.
#81 - I didn't say I don't enjoy them haha it's just that people act…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Feminazi justice! 0
User avatar #82 - oshora (06/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough i guess
#68 - mfw literally none of these stories are true  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Feminazi justice! +5
User avatar #77 - oshora (06/16/2014) [-]
Everyone knows they are likely untrue. Most people can get past that and see the funny.
User avatar #81 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/16/2014) [-]
I didn't say I don't enjoy them haha it's just that people actually entertain these stories to be true all the time
User avatar #82 - oshora (06/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough i guess
#76 - bgskamikaze (06/16/2014) [-]
#89 - Comment deleted 06/16/2014 on N00b dont know her shit 0
#275 - I haven't played any of them but it's always better to start o… 06/16/2014 on The Dragon Guide 0
#273 - ^^^^^ I was also gonna add the Wyvern thing about Skyrim haha 06/16/2014 on The Dragon Guide +1
#272 - Quetzalcoatl is also the capital of I believe Costa Rica. 06/16/2014 on The Dragon Guide -1
#117 - I don't understand how soccer is a fags sport. Just because yo… 06/15/2014 on so dumb -.- -1
#36 - " - every stoner ever" = says no stoner ever 06/15/2014 on I feel it Mr. Crabs 0
#53 - **fiftytwofruitcakes rolled image ** La madre de mi crush 06/15/2014 on The fuk? +3
#418 - I will give you that. Every review about CoD says "they s… 06/15/2014 on Console War Summed Up Nicely 0
#193 - I'm not arguing against you other than your hatred of xbox one…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Console War Summed Up Nicely 0
#303 - awesomite (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't hate the new consoles as hardware, I mean I haven't used them and prolly won't due to pricing, but there are games I like, but its just seriously this was the most innovative and game changing E3 Nintendo's had and the other two had so many of the same games, mishaps like Ubisoft's no female multiplayer, rehash of Halo, no KH3 news whatsoever, seriously. It's like IGN and Game Informer giving Pokemon games a low score for "repetitive gameplay and more of the same as previous games" when they add new Pokemon that function very differently and more battle modes like triple battles that play alot differently than 1v1, yet praise COD with perfect scores citing the exact things that make them repetitive and ignoring what might make each game unique (as short and "meat"less those features are)
User avatar #418 - fiftytwofruitcakes (06/15/2014) [-]
I will give you that. Every review about CoD says "they still haven't started changing and innovating" yet they all get a great score
#187 - Bayonetta does look pretty awesome 06/15/2014 on Console War Summed Up Nicely 0
#38 - Profile pic relevant 06/15/2014 on repost, but who gives a... 0
#89 - ^^^^^ 8 people didn't know the difference either haha 06/15/2014 on 10 Interesting facts of the... -3
#689 - **fiftytwofruitcakes rolls 079,049,645** I hate bitchy posts… 06/13/2014 on Edumacation 0
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#78 - **fiftytwofruitcakes rolled image ** What makes all escuela… 06/09/2014 on gas leak +1
#83 - "ENGLISH MOTHER FATHER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Thumb up and move on and... +1
User avatar #93 - JonnyFirecrackr (06/05/2014) [-]
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