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#12 - Kids these days are having kids these days  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on Teens This Days +40
#27 - thatrussianhoe (11/27/2012) [-]
#248 - it's even funnier to do it in other languages so you get the accent  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2012 on i can think of no related... +2
#298 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
Geman gold
#284 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
listen to it in Italian. AMAZING
#31 - What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/25/2012 on i can think of no related... +159
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#360 - lelennyface (11/26/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s. I am trained in gorilla ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) and I’m the top ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)es. You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) to me over the Internet? Think again, ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). As we ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s across the USA and your ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), maggot. The ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). You’re fucking dead, ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)s, and that’s just with my bare ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn ( ͡° ʖ ͡°). I will shit ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ( ͡° ʖ ͡°).
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#338 - iamnotgoodwithname (11/26/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll -blam!- fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#199 - thorin (11/26/2012) [-]
I got lazy and didn`t read so I put the text on google translate and played it... Shits hilarious!
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#454 - jinxter (11/26/2012) [-]
fucking listen to it in esperanto!
#452 - sirthomasburr (11/26/2012) [-]
I swear it sounds like the guy is desperately trying to hold back the laughter
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#380 - daentraya (11/26/2012) [-]
I had to stop listening because i was close to bursting into laughter in the middle of class.. Its rare that i am this close to genuinely cry of laughter
#305 - jlamb (11/26/2012) [-]
HAHAHA OMFG everyone needs to do this
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#248 - field (11/26/2012) [-]
it's even funnier to do it in other languages so you get the accent
#298 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
Geman gold
#284 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
listen to it in Italian. AMAZING
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#242 - Screenshotman (11/26/2012) [-]
OMFG THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
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#158 - fuckallnamesrtaken (11/26/2012) [-]
zoopityzop come hither
#20 - it's probably the most epic one 11/25/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 0
#19 - Imma upload my last one to **** cuz it'll get flagged here  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 0
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#20 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
#18 - ^probably spelled that wrong  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 0
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#19 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
Imma upload my last one to NSFW cuz it'll get flagged here
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#20 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
#17 - you could politely tell them stop  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 +4
#18 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
^probably spelled that wrong
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#19 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
Imma upload my last one to NSFW cuz it'll get flagged here
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#20 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
#16 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 +2
#17 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
you could politely tell them stop
#18 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
^probably spelled that wrong
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#19 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
Imma upload my last one to NSFW cuz it'll get flagged here
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#20 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
#15 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 +9
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#17 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
you could politely tell them stop
#18 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
^probably spelled that wrong
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#19 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
Imma upload my last one to NSFW cuz it'll get flagged here
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#20 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
#14 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Women's Logic - 3 +12
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#17 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
you could politely tell them stop
#18 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
^probably spelled that wrong
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#19 - field (11/25/2012) [-]
Imma upload my last one to NSFW cuz it'll get flagged here
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#20 - field (11/25/2012) [-]