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#135 - >Moved country to country for a while with military parents…  [+] (1 reply) 07/02/2015 on Tell me your life story 0
#138 - improvement (07/02/2015) [-]
Getting shitfaced is the highlights of my life aswell
Daddyissues ftw
#46 - That's why I deleted the comment so quick (Kudos for that resp…  [+] (2 replies) 01/24/2015 on We Were All Americans That Day +1
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#47 - billybeee (01/24/2015) [-]
haha im watching a movie, and I heard the notification sound and it scared the fuck out of me
#48 - ffslogin (01/24/2015) [-]
Ah. Well, today is the today I learned something now. Thanks.
#43 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 replies) 01/24/2015 on We Were All Americans That Day 0
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#44 - billybeee (01/24/2015) [-]
the majority of the 2 billion muslims wont' do terrorist things like that. but when you offend 2 billion muslims, that is, offend their religion - what they base their entire lives upon, you tend to cause trouble.

And then, censoring the same articles when they are directed at judiasm, is just pure hypocracy.
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#95 - thebaseballexpert (01/24/2015) [-]
the thing that annoys me is the amount of journalists that publically drew muhammed and whatnot in their own comments in (protest?) of the attack.. like... you dont want it to happen again... but you do the exact thing that caused the attack in the first place...
#55 - jujuface (01/24/2015) [-]
Finally someone said it. I still support their right to free speech, but it's in the same way I support the right of the KKK to hold marches. They're obviously not very fond of muslims, kind of the like the trolls of political cartoons, drawing the prophet getting ass fucked in a gay porn just cause they know that's what will set people off the most.
#46 - ffslogin (01/24/2015) [-]
That's why I deleted the comment so quick (Kudos for that response time btw!). I didn't know so much about the censorship of the Jewish articles. Certainly alters my opinion a little.
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#47 - billybeee (01/24/2015) [-]
haha im watching a movie, and I heard the notification sound and it scared the fuck out of me
#48 - ffslogin (01/24/2015) [-]
Ah. Well, today is the today I learned something now. Thanks.
#72 - Wat 01/12/2015 on Evil Clone +1
#4 - Wouldn't he have double health though?  [+] (26 replies) 01/12/2015 on Evil Clone +447
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#155 - penileburglar (01/13/2015) [-]
'Anything you can do,' not 'Anything you have.'
#128 - anon (01/13/2015) [-]
Double crit so he dies faster
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#149 - lastweek (01/13/2015) [-]
double armor, he survives.
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#121 - systemmonitor (01/13/2015) [-]
But, if the evil clone were to have double the health, then the evil clone would lose just as much as health as the good clone, but by a times 2 multiplier...right?
#101 - xpotnax (01/13/2015) [-]
But he would also have a higher crit chance
#124 - anon (01/13/2015) [-]
Guys don't forget about double strength
#123 - anon (01/13/2015) [-]
I think this guy figured it out.
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#69 - andypheppy (01/12/2015) [-]
It would be 4x more surely because if they constantly kept punching themselves they would die and the same time, however he is twice as good so he would still have half his HP so it is a paradox because also he can only have 2x health?
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#84 - IamSofaKingdom (01/12/2015) [-]
Every stat would be doubled, his defensive stats and offensive. That means he will kill himself at the exact same speed of the original guy.

Your statement could only be correct if not all of his stats were doubled.
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#85 - andypheppy (01/12/2015) [-]
does = Paradox?
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#82 - Encarna (01/12/2015) [-]
Nah, he said he could do anything better and because of how vague that is it can simply be said that he can kill himself 2x faster than the player can, regardless of how high his health is.
#72 - ffslogin (01/12/2015) [-]
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#50 - legitimately (01/12/2015) [-]
Seppuku is only option
#11 - viralkamina (01/12/2015) [-]
and double armor
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#33 - bjornkrage (01/12/2015) [-]
But he'd have double armor piercing. Or you could unequip all armor, maybe wear something that'd give you minus armor?
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#157 - wutda (01/13/2015) [-]
#130 - thegamefaceman (01/13/2015) [-]
Dark Souls Calamity ring? He'd take x2 damage from a normal hit, then x4 that amount of damage due to Calamity ring damage being doubled.
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#93 - northway (01/13/2015) [-]
maybe the minus armor will give the evil clone, half the debuff than the original. Because he is better. punching yourself shouldn;t count as debuff, it is just a weird thing people do
#141 - anon (01/13/2015) [-]
Assuming that he is better in all aspects and each aspect he is twice as good, he would have to be twice as good at being bad, too. Therefore his damage must be 2x stronger but at the same time 1/2x because he must be better at doing less damage. It is the same principle being applied to defenses as well as offenses as stated above but applied to a single statistic, in my example the attack stat.
#144 - anon (01/13/2015) [-]
Forgot to add the ending. By my logic, assuming I'm right, all stats would equal out to the same as the hero in this scenario. This leaves us at a dark link fight where the are equally matched, attacking at the same time, and actually probably more difficult than dark link cuz in actuality there shouldn't be a way to beat dark link on OoT other than suicide. Or stabbing dark link head on in which you also get stabbed. The only solution is your own death.
same anon as above, sorry bout forgetting to wrap it up.
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#147 - linkofcourage (01/13/2015) [-]
I hope I'm not right cuz I literally just made an account. But its w.e. There will be more opportunities if I am right.
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#110 - marconde (01/13/2015) [-]
God damn, can we go more deeper?
#131 - anon (01/13/2015) [-]
FJ, the real game theorists.
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#156 - rattygoner (01/13/2015) [-]
or how about he just not do what the original does because he is a seperate entity...
#5 - privilege (01/12/2015) [-]
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