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Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
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I'm a very unique individual. Unlike most males, I masturbate using my mind. That's right, I just think of women and I ejaculate.

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User avatar #26 - herearemyartsies (05/14/2013) [-]
which album is this song on

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q87e6zNRJ3s
User avatar #28 to #26 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I've also found this, not sure how legit it is though
www.allmusic.com/album/we-came-from-beyond-mw0000014274
User avatar #29 to #28 - herearemyartsies (05/14/2013) [-]
the preview seems legit
I've been listening to eyedea a lot since you told me about him recently. I'm about to draw him soon
User avatar #30 to #29 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
You upload to Drawing & Art Board, right? If you do upload that picture when you draw it, mention me in the comment please. I would like to see that
User avatar #31 to #30 - herearemyartsies (05/14/2013) [-]
I will, ill probably be done tomorrow if I start today
User avatar #27 to #26 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I don't know, and everybody I've talked to doesn't know. From what I get, it was done at a show, and then remastered and uploaded later
#22 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
So lets recap the last couple of chapters.
Bronns gone. (One of my favourites.)
Jorahs gone. (One of my favourites.)
Mance is dead. (One of my favourites.)
Tyrions up shit creek without a paddle. (Guess what? Another one of my favourites.)
And the Red Vipers dead. (Was awesome as fuck, but not a favourite exactly.)
Allister Thorne is back. (My most hated of living characters.)
Davos is outright missing, don't even know if he's alive, I fucking hope so though or I'll be beyond pissed. I'll find out...soon though. Hopefully.

Fuck this book. I'm nearly done though, so thank god, but apparently, theres still some shit. So fuck. I'd just like you to know I fell to the floor when I read the part of Mance dying. His wife was right there and about to give birth, and he died in the most ungraceful manner ever. So. God damn it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't want to spoil it, so I'll just keep my mouth shut for the most part. But Allister Thorne isn't that bad, at least compared to Janos Slynt. And yeah, the Red Viper was pretty cool.
User avatar #24 to #23 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
But he's such a fucking prick for no reason.
"Hey. Jon. Fuck you, we're going to pretty much get you killed for no fucking reason, who cares that you fended off a few hundred wildlings and giants and mammoths? You're a bastard."

But, Slynt is also damn annoying.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess, but it was mostly Slynt's idea I think.
#19 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
I read the Purple Wedding/Joffreys wedding.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I was really tired when I started and was told to "Power through it" and that it'd be worth it. I wasn't believing my cousins for a while, Joffrey was acting like a bigger cunt than usual and god fuck I was filling with rage, especially when we learned who the fuck sent assassins after Bran for no damn reason.

But fuck me, Stannis' good old Leech burning got shit fucking done, all business, all the time.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, Joffrey is a douche, but now you don't have to deal with him again lol. That was one of the happiest moments in all the books. There are still more happy moments to come in that book though. And only a few rage moments.
#21 to #20 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
I actually asked "Is THAT why this ones your favourite book?"
They said yes, that that was the genuine reason why.

Like I said. I hated no character in anything more than Joffrey. And now he's dead. And I'm fucking ecstatic.
#13 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
I'd like you to know, I read the first Tyrion chapter after the Red Wedding.

Oh my fuck, I don't think I hate any character in any movie, book or videogame more than I fucking hate Joffrey, holy bitching shit.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
That's the chapter that Joffrey and Margaery are saying their vows, right? If so, Joffrey is such a little shit. The reasons he did it were stupid as fuck as well.
There are still 1 or 2 rage inducing moments in the book, but there are quite a few moments that should make you happy as well.
User avatar #15 to #14 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
No. It was when Tywin and every other Lannister was there after hearing Robb was killed. Joffrey was acting like he had any part in it, like he killed Robb and all that shit. Then he started saying he wanted Walder to send him Robbs head so he could make Sansa fucking eat it. What the shit, man? Then he started bitch mouthing Tywin, who has fought his fucking war for him. Just...fffffffffffffffuck
User avatar #16 to #15 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Oh, then nevermind, there is still more rage to come
User avatar #17 to #16 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I imagine at the purple wedding, which I know is Joffreys god damn wedding? Apparently thats in about the middle of the book.

Fucking yay.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
People are calling that the purple wedding? It's fitting, I suppose. But just before that is when I found the most rage
User avatar #10 - clunkybot (03/10/2013) [-]
I figured someone like you would appreciate this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u255K97aXEY
User avatar #11 to #10 - ferrettamer ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Sweet, that is pretty sick, thanks. I wouldn't think post-rock and rap mixed would sound so good lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - clunkybot (03/11/2013) [-]
Haha, I know, right? weird combo.
User avatar #2 - thumbingthumbing (07/29/2012) [-]
ferret tamer? do you have ferrets or isit just a name? :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have 2 ferrets
User avatar #4 to #3 - thumbingthumbing (07/29/2012) [-]
aww. i have a boy called munch
User avatar #5 to #4 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Nice, both mine are male, one's name is Daxter, the other Weasel (he came with the name, I like to think of myself as more creative then that)
User avatar #6 to #5 - thumbingthumbing (07/30/2012) [-]
I like that name Daxter. How long have you had ferrets for?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Almost 4 years now. How about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - thumbingthumbing (08/02/2012) [-]
Since I was younger, about 10years.
User avatar #1 - jettripleseven (02/18/2012) [-]
ergh.. dude, you cut my trips in half with your comment! :D
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