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Consoles Owned: xbox 360, a dope as fuck pc
Video Games Played: all of them
X-box Gamertag: ferretttamer
Interests: music, videogames, track
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:7/12/2014
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I'm a very unique individual. Unlike most males, I masturbate using my mind. That's right, I just think of women and I ejaculate.

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#291371 - I only go after quality women :^) 8 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#380 - idk, maybe B Dolan 8 hours ago on ferrettamer's profile 0
#291369 - I second this 8 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#378 - I like him. He has a coo flow and the beats he uses are pretty…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on ferrettamer's profile 0
User avatar #379 - awesomerninjathing (8 hours ago) [-]
what other rappist would you compare him to
User avatar #380 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
idk, maybe B Dolan
#376 - He's white  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on ferrettamer's profile 0
User avatar #377 - awesomerninjathing (8 hours ago) [-]
durr

gimme a short review of his music
User avatar #378 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
I like him. He has a coo flow and the beats he uses are pretty decent. I like his lyrics but a lot of people don't like his lyrical content
User avatar #379 - awesomerninjathing (8 hours ago) [-]
what other rappist would you compare him to
User avatar #380 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
idk, maybe B Dolan
#1001332 - I think you could use a pickaxe with silk touch too 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#291181 - I don't understand  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #291183 - aoeui (13 hours ago) [-]
you look decent though

but that hairline, you're gonna be bald by the time you're 35
#291175 - I'm the white guy on the fare left  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #291180 - aoeui (13 hours ago) [-]
you have like a 30 year old man's hairline nigga why is it so receded
User avatar #291181 - ferrettamer (13 hours ago) [-]
I don't understand
User avatar #291183 - aoeui (13 hours ago) [-]
you look decent though

but that hairline, you're gonna be bald by the time you're 35
#291055 - If I put chicken butt, it wouldn't be OC, would it?  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #291056 - majormayor (17 hours ago) [-]
Chicken butt is superior.
#291049 - Thanks friend! 17 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#48 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [+] (5 children)
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you special ************ you look like ass wipe
User avatar #375 - awesomerninjathing (8 hours ago) [-]
yo

hows scroobius pip
User avatar #376 to #375 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
He's white
User avatar #377 to #376 - awesomerninjathing (8 hours ago) [-]
durr

gimme a short review of his music
User avatar #378 to #377 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
I like him. He has a coo flow and the beats he uses are pretty decent. I like his lyrics but a lot of people don't like his lyrical content
User avatar #379 to #378 - awesomerninjathing (8 hours ago) [-]
what other rappist would you compare him to
User avatar #380 to #379 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
idk, maybe B Dolan
User avatar #373 - bladeboy (07/03/2014) [-]
How'd dinner go Jennifer
User avatar #374 to #373 - ferrettamer (07/03/2014) [-]
Jennifer is a pretty name. But it didn't happen lol. We just ate at home instead
User avatar #362 - dalokan ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Yo, what's your summoner name in league?

Might as well add you already
User avatar #363 to #362 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
IceColdIceCream :^)
User avatar #364 to #363 - dalokan ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
If I ever finish updating, I'll 1 v 1 you
User avatar #365 to #364 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
1v1 thresh
User avatar #366 to #365 - dalokan ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Nah, pick a top or mid laner.
User avatar #368 to #367 - dalokan ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
******* cancer.

Play brand
User avatar #369 to #368 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
Ok I've never played him before though, but my friend said he is fun
User avatar #370 to #369 - dalokan ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aight, w8 till im finished updating tho
User avatar #371 to #370 - ferrettamer (07/02/2014) [-]
Yea I am. How long does it say it will take, I want to take a shower before hand cause I haven't taken one in like 3 days :^)
User avatar #372 to #371 - dalokan ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Just take it, it might take a while
User avatar #354 to #353 - ferrettamer (06/21/2014) [-]
luv u
User avatar #318 - fuzzypickles (06/04/2014) [-]
how long have you been playing and what level are you?
User avatar #319 to #318 - ferrettamer (06/04/2014) [-]
I started about two and a half months ago, but I quit for 4 weeks cause I was mad at the game. I am level 15 though
User avatar #341 to #319 - dumerveil (06/05/2014) [-]
Just play Renekton and you'll win the game.
User avatar #342 to #341 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
I just finished a game as Annie and we lost
User avatar #343 to #342 - dumerveil (06/05/2014) [-]
Are you playing Annie mid?
User avatar #344 to #343 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
yea I was
User avatar #345 to #344 - dumerveil (06/05/2014) [-]
Most people play her as support, or at least they did. Haven't seen her mid in a while. Still perfectly viable, though.
All you have to do is ult when your stun is up and the entire enemy team will die. How are you losing, brah
User avatar #346 to #345 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
I lost lane because the enemy jungler camped mid as I was winning at the beginning and then Veigar got kinda fed and it wasn't fun. I also had 400 ping for half the game
User avatar #347 to #346 - dumerveil (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh **** , yeah, Veigar is a ****** matchup for Annie.
Just play Nasus top. Ignore your team and farm for 30 minutes then one hit everyone.
User avatar #324 to #319 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
HAHA, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY TOP
User avatar #325 to #324 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
What are you even doing.
User avatar #326 to #325 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Mocking you
User avatar #327 to #326 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
why does
User avatar #329 to #327 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
So which adc's have you tried so far?
User avatar #330 to #329 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
Trist, Ashe, Lucian, MF, Cait, Jinx. I've only played one game as Cait and Lucian though.
User avatar #331 to #330 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Eh, do you feel comfortable in adc, or do you still have trouble getting kills in lane?

How reliably do you cs?
User avatar #352 to #331 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
Never played Dominion, and I only played Twisted Treeline once in a custom match with friends, but I'll try that, thanks
User avatar #332 to #331 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
With adc's I can CS pretty well for how long I've played, but still not good. As for kills in lane I can do pretty well most of the time.
User avatar #333 to #332 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Nice.

I think if you can do good in adc, you can fit perfectly in top.

Which are some champs you would be interested in learning?
User avatar #335 to #333 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
Also I should clarify what I meant by do well in lane. Usually I can get more kills then the enemy ADC in lane, and we win our lane, but I only get like 1 or 2 more kills. And then there are infrequent games where I get 0 kills and 7 deaths in lane.
User avatar #336 to #335 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Ah, not consistent, but it sounds good.

You should try Nasus or Gangplank so you get used to farming.

After that.... mm.. Aatrox is kind of weak in top early on, but if you have a good rune set up, you should do k
User avatar #337 to #336 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
Gangplank is free this week, right? I'll try him tomorrow then. He's a toplaner, yea?
User avatar #338 to #337 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah. Kinda niche, but he should be easy to not die with
User avatar #339 to #338 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
Ok I'll try him thanks
User avatar #340 to #339 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
tell me how you do with him
User avatar #348 to #340 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
I played him once today and got rekt in lane. I only died twice, but I was denied cs so hard. It was a 2v1 lane though as the guy on our team dc'd. Though in teamfights I probably did second best on our team, but our team was **** , so there is that
User avatar #349 to #348 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Wait...

you didn't try him adc, right?

He's supposed to be played top
User avatar #350 to #349 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
I was top, but because of my low level, hardly anybody plays jungle, so we have duo-top
User avatar #351 to #350 - dalokan ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
OH, that explains it.

Uh, I would recommend trying him in Twisted Treeline or Dominion then. Those are good spots to try new champs instead of Summoners Rift.
User avatar #334 to #333 - ferrettamer (06/05/2014) [-]
I think Jax looks cool. Akali was fun as well, but my friend told me how to play her, though I'm going to try her again tonight. TF looks cool. Ezreal is cool too, but I tried him twice and I sucked dick (I forgot to mention I tried him as ADC as well). Shyvanna because dragons. AAtrox and Ahri as well. Yea I think that is it
User avatar #320 to #319 - fuzzypickles (06/04/2014) [-]
not bad not bad.
try out the likes of fizz and annie in the new champion rotation, theyre pretty good midlaners.

try akali or jax top maybe


ADC and Supp cant be the only lanes, if you wanna move up to plat in ranked you gotta know every role
User avatar #321 to #320 - ferrettamer (06/04/2014) [-]
I tried Akali yesterday, but as mid as top was called. She was a lot of fun. But I'm **** with Annie. I'll try Fizz tonight maybe. Or tomorrow
User avatar #322 to #321 - fuzzypickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Hey what server are you? na?
User avatar #323 to #322 - ferrettamer (06/04/2014) [-]
Yea, NA
User avatar #313 - teoyeezy (05/26/2014) [-]
could you help me with finding a link to a zip or rar file of fashawns boy meets world?
bought it on vinyl but no dl code in it
User avatar #314 to #313 - ferrettamer (05/26/2014) [-]
Are torrents ok or no
User avatar #315 to #314 - teoyeezy (05/26/2014) [-]
nu ;(
User avatar #316 to #315 - ferrettamer (05/26/2014) [-]
Ok try this and if it doesn't work I could find you another one
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #317 to #316 - teoyeezy (05/27/2014) [-]
worked, thanks a ton bae
User avatar #309 to #308 - ferrettamer (05/10/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #301 - darealsnooki (05/09/2014) [-]
So, I heard you're good with math...
User avatar #302 to #301 - ferrettamer (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah. I can help you if you want, but I won't be able to do it tonight
User avatar #303 to #302 - darealsnooki (05/09/2014) [-]
When you say "help", does that mean you're going to help me solve the problems, or are you going to answer them?

I don't mind either way. Just wondering
User avatar #304 to #303 - ferrettamer (05/09/2014) [-]
I can do either. I've helped a lot of users on here understand things, but I could just solve the problem if you want
User avatar #305 to #304 - darealsnooki (05/09/2014) [-]
From one FJer to another, it would be great to figure this math out from someone who wouldn't yell at me in person
User avatar #307 to #305 - ferrettamer (05/10/2014) [-]
Ok I can help you now if you want
User avatar #311 to #307 - darealsnooki (05/11/2014) [-]
Crap, I forgot! Are you okay tonight?

By the way, I live in Central Time Zone in America
User avatar #312 to #311 - ferrettamer (05/11/2014) [-]
If, by tonight, you mean later today, yea. I can't do it at midnight though
User avatar #306 to #305 - ferrettamer (05/09/2014) [-]
Ok I can help you tomorrow, I need to go to bed for now. Don't know what timezone you live in, but I'll probably be able to get on in 20-21 hours from now.
User avatar #298 - shibe (05/05/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

preview of my upcoming jam B^)

it's like a hip hop-ish beat so i was wanting to share with you to see what you think.
User avatar #299 to #298 - ferrettamer (05/05/2014) [-]
actually pretty good lol. I think this is the first serious track of yours that I have listened to. Though, I'm not sure if it's just my computer/the ****** default program Windows wants to use, but it seems a little bit quiet. Ofc I think I might just be deaf
User avatar #300 to #299 - shibe (05/05/2014) [-]
if it's a bit quiet it's because i have my speakers turned all the way up and just so i don't blast my eardrums i kinda keep the volume of everything a bit down

I plan to raise it all when I'm done.

and thanks

That's like 4 and a half minutes into the song.

the rest is just chill piano and harp and fx with that beat and then it gets all weird and oh no you have the drums glitched and there is a organ drone and then this arpeggio comes in and oh good its over and oh wow this is nice and ya
User avatar #292 - revengeforfreeze (04/13/2014) [-]
you wanna annoy people even more?
User avatar #293 to #292 - ferrettamer (04/13/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (04/13/2014) [-]
sorry, that sounded like I was ticked off
i mean
do you want some trolling tips?
User avatar #295 to #294 - ferrettamer (04/13/2014) [-]
Ok I guess?
#281 - brendantheferret (03/29/2014) [-]
You could tame me any day bby
User avatar #277 - supertanto (03/28/2014) [-]
Didn't wanna reply on the thread but everything you see that i posted it true with some slight altercations. he's not actually in special but he is slightly autistic and he probably hasn't ****** any of his pets yet. everything else is true. he's just a ******
User avatar #278 to #277 - ferrettamer (03/28/2014) [-]
Who is it? I just read the Spec-ed part with AP and though ******** lol
User avatar #279 to #278 - supertanto (03/28/2014) [-]
now he uses the account nomo.ra
used to be hat.sune
User avatar #291 to #279 - megavoir (04/10/2014) [-]
aw i hate that fag
User avatar #280 to #279 - ferrettamer (03/28/2014) [-]
I think I've seen hat.sune before, I didn't really pat him any mind though
User avatar #273 - revengeforfreeze (03/24/2014) [-]
You fap using your mind? I didn't think there existed other people!
User avatar #274 to #273 - ferrettamer (03/24/2014) [-]
yea man it's pretty great to be honest, though sometimes it just goes off by accident when I don't want it to
User avatar #275 to #274 - revengeforfreeze (03/24/2014) [-]
You mean you... ejaculate by accident?
User avatar #355 to #276 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
hahahahahahaha
User avatar #356 to #355 - ferrettamer (06/23/2014) [-]
Why you stalking my profile bish
User avatar #357 to #356 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
boredom
User avatar #358 to #357 - ferrettamer (06/23/2014) [-]
more like bishdom
User avatar #359 to #358 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
#tru
User avatar #284 to #276 - revengeforfreeze (04/07/2014) [-]
are you an athist
User avatar #285 to #284 - ferrettamer (04/07/2014) [-]
yea why?
User avatar #286 to #285 - revengeforfreeze (04/07/2014) [-]
wonder how to cope without an afterlife
User avatar #287 to #286 - ferrettamer (04/07/2014) [-]
I don't understand what you mean.
User avatar #288 to #287 - revengeforfreeze (04/07/2014) [-]
i wonder how to handle the thought that i simply perish when i die
User avatar #289 to #288 - ferrettamer (04/07/2014) [-]
I don't know, I just don't think about it I guess, when I'm dead I'm dead, I just try to live life right now, and hopefully it won't come for a while
User avatar #264 - rokkarokkaali (03/21/2014) [-]
I saw someone with your profile picture on youtube :^)
User avatar #269 to #264 - ferrettamer (03/21/2014) [-]
My FJ one?
User avatar #271 to #270 - ferrettamer (03/21/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=woa4o8s4wH0
This is the video I got it from :^)
User avatar #258 - twi (03/13/2014) [-]
i remember you
User avatar #257 - teoberry (03/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #265 to #257 - rokkarokkaali (03/21/2014) [-]
I ****** up the math. Go look at the bills here if you don't believe me. fundly.com/help-pay-fj-s-hosting-bill

Not that it matters because no one donated this month, so enjoy a **** TON of annoying ads.

Now because of comments like these I have to do all this spam **** again because people like you jump on a ******* admin hate bandwagon everytime some ******* makes up ******** about the site.

I answered all of this **** 90000 times over on this page
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AND NO I can't respond to all 100+ (or hundreds on this page) of ****** comments calling me out.

I have to work on this ******* site.

So enjoy the ******* spam.
User avatar #266 to #265 - teoberry (03/21/2014) [-]
rokkkkkkkkkkkkkk
User avatar #268 to #267 - teoberry (03/21/2014) [-]
quit being a niggggggg
User avatar #260 to #257 - ferrettamer (03/16/2014) [-]
This is really gay teoberry
User avatar #261 to #260 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
it means you are a true friend
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User avatar #254 to #253 - ferrettamer (02/05/2014) [-]
Can't
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User avatar #249 to #248 - ferrettamer (01/25/2014) [-]
That was absolute ****
User avatar #250 to #249 - shibe (01/25/2014) [-]
you're absolutete ****

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User avatar #251 to #250 - ferrettamer (01/25/2014) [-]
yeah { is my favourite emoticon too
User avatar #252 to #251 - shibe (01/25/2014) [-]
[: )
User avatar #247 - fuzzypickles (01/01/2014) [-]
you c-c-c-c-cringe you lose

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-D04y2bmuk
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User avatar #239 to #238 - ferrettamer (12/30/2013) [-]
Ok. What am I supposed to do
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User avatar #241 to #240 - ferrettamer (12/30/2013) [-]
I did
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User avatar #243 to #242 - ferrettamer (12/30/2013) [-]
It says I need to sign up
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User avatar #245 to #244 - ferrettamer (12/30/2013) [-]
Too much work. I'll do it later, I'm gaming atm
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