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ferrettamer

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: ferrettamer
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, a dope as fuck pc
Video Games Played: all of them
X-box Gamertag: ferretttamer
Interests: music, videogames, tennis
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:My House
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I'm a very unique individual. Unlike most males, I masturbate using my mind. That's right, I just think of women and I ejaculate.

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#401281 - so the same places i could buy drugs. ok  [+] (1 new reply) 41 minutes ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #401282 - thebestpieever (39 minutes ago) [-]
There are dedicated vendors, sort of like how some people on ebay have their own digital storefront? But I mean, who the fuck knows about that.
#401276 - where can i buy these college degrees  [+] (5 new replies) 44 minutes ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #401279 - thebestpieever (41 minutes ago) [-]
Used to be Silk Road. But that's down. Dunno what's taken its place, I heard DM but I dunno.
User avatar #401283 - lulzrebornagain (37 minutes ago) [-]
Silk Road never sold college degrees.
#401291 - John Cena (31 minutes ago) [-]
They sold legal document forgeries. Can't attest for degrees.
User avatar #401281 - ferrettamer (41 minutes ago) [-]
so the same places i could buy drugs. ok
User avatar #401282 - thebestpieever (39 minutes ago) [-]
There are dedicated vendors, sort of like how some people on ebay have their own digital storefront? But I mean, who the fuck knows about that.
#153531 - gg i couldn't even fill out a 5x5 this week 6 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#400894 - Isn't it your garage though? So Isn't it connected to your hou…  [+] (13 new replies) 19 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #400901 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
garage is only a few steps away from the house, technically separate but still in the backyard.
User avatar #400903 - badmotorfinger (19 hours ago) [-]
is there a way you can get them to fuck off?
User avatar #400912 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
spend tons of money and 6 months getting a court order to kick them out. ive been trying to work on it, but im fucking broke, especially with these cunts keep stacking up the bills.
i could also wait for them both to leave and change the locks when they are gone, if they try to get in i call the cops, tell them they are breaking and entering. problem is they always make sure one of them stays behind when the other goes somewhere.
then theres turning the power/water off, let them cook in the summer, but then again they could sue me for harassment somehow.

i kept thinking "oh ive lost my home numerous times too, i know their pain" but its fucking over now.
User avatar #400916 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
no wait i'm still right, it isn't your property anymore, why are you being forced to pay for it?
User avatar #400917 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
its still my property, they just have the right to stay on it somehow. if they stayed there for 2 years strait then they will technically own it. its been a few months now.
User avatar #400919 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
Try to find some legal loophole and get a lawyer then go through some big court case so the squatters rights thing gets turned over, if you won't do it, who will?
User avatar #400920 - badmotorfinger (19 hours ago) [-]
problem is lawyers are expensive AF
User avatar #400921 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
then commit an act of terror and get people to recognize how big of a problem squatters rights are

there is always something you can do even if it isn't rational
User avatar #400915 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
nevermind i read the rest of your thing

i'm dumb
User avatar #400914 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
Any way you can stop paying for their water and such since the property isn't yours anymore?
User avatar #400913 - badmotorfinger (19 hours ago) [-]
the lock-changing plan sounds fairly solid. i would watch them like a hawk and wait for the opportunity. they're hobos, are they druggies too? maybe if you catch them high you can call the cops on them
User avatar #400918 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
you get arrested for possessing/manufacturing/distributing drugs, not for actually doing drugs. learned that after the second police call couldnt find anything. i smell it from time to time though, like fucking rot/catpiss/eggs.
User avatar #400968 - Darianvincent (16 hours ago) [-]
:^) Find a way to stop paying your utilities for a while but still survive. Your pain and hate will fuel your will to stick it to them.
#400888 - wtf is squatter's rights  [+] (16 new replies) 19 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #400892 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
if you stay in an unoccupied building long enough apparently you get to own the place, even if someone else already owns it.
User avatar #400925 - threeeighteen (18 hours ago) [-]
That's sounds like legalized theft.
User avatar #400894 - ferrettamer (19 hours ago) [-]
Isn't it your garage though? So Isn't it connected to your house, and therefore occupied?
That sounds like the stupidest law anyway
User avatar #400901 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
garage is only a few steps away from the house, technically separate but still in the backyard.
User avatar #400903 - badmotorfinger (19 hours ago) [-]
is there a way you can get them to fuck off?
User avatar #400912 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
spend tons of money and 6 months getting a court order to kick them out. ive been trying to work on it, but im fucking broke, especially with these cunts keep stacking up the bills.
i could also wait for them both to leave and change the locks when they are gone, if they try to get in i call the cops, tell them they are breaking and entering. problem is they always make sure one of them stays behind when the other goes somewhere.
then theres turning the power/water off, let them cook in the summer, but then again they could sue me for harassment somehow.

i kept thinking "oh ive lost my home numerous times too, i know their pain" but its fucking over now.
User avatar #400916 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
no wait i'm still right, it isn't your property anymore, why are you being forced to pay for it?
User avatar #400917 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
its still my property, they just have the right to stay on it somehow. if they stayed there for 2 years strait then they will technically own it. its been a few months now.
User avatar #400919 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
Try to find some legal loophole and get a lawyer then go through some big court case so the squatters rights thing gets turned over, if you won't do it, who will?
User avatar #400920 - badmotorfinger (19 hours ago) [-]
problem is lawyers are expensive AF
User avatar #400921 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
then commit an act of terror and get people to recognize how big of a problem squatters rights are

there is always something you can do even if it isn't rational
User avatar #400915 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
nevermind i read the rest of your thing

i'm dumb
User avatar #400914 - shibe (19 hours ago) [-]
Any way you can stop paying for their water and such since the property isn't yours anymore?
User avatar #400913 - badmotorfinger (19 hours ago) [-]
the lock-changing plan sounds fairly solid. i would watch them like a hawk and wait for the opportunity. they're hobos, are they druggies too? maybe if you catch them high you can call the cops on them
User avatar #400918 - rakogoki (19 hours ago) [-]
you get arrested for possessing/manufacturing/distributing drugs, not for actually doing drugs. learned that after the second police call couldnt find anything. i smell it from time to time though, like fucking rot/catpiss/eggs.
User avatar #400968 - Darianvincent (16 hours ago) [-]
:^) Find a way to stop paying your utilities for a while but still survive. Your pain and hate will fuel your will to stick it to them.
#400872 - i'm too lazy to fill out a form. hopefully I won't be dyin… 21 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#153485 - New Her Name Is Calla is pretty good guise ;_; 07/05/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#400749 - i didn't really but i didnt think you really liked me  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #400750 - lulzrebornagain (07/04/2015) [-]
ur a kool kid, sexy faec2
#400477 - o-oh  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #400478 - lulzrebornagain (07/04/2015) [-]
Why would you ever think it was you?
User avatar #400749 - ferrettamer (07/04/2015) [-]
i didn't really but i didnt think you really liked me
User avatar #400750 - lulzrebornagain (07/04/2015) [-]
ur a kool kid, sexy faec2
#400452 - Am I the one person  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #400455 - lulzrebornagain (07/04/2015) [-]
lol no, I like you.
User avatar #400477 - ferrettamer (07/04/2015) [-]
o-oh
User avatar #400478 - lulzrebornagain (07/04/2015) [-]
Why would you ever think it was you?
User avatar #400749 - ferrettamer (07/04/2015) [-]
i didn't really but i didnt think you really liked me
User avatar #400750 - lulzrebornagain (07/04/2015) [-]
ur a kool kid, sexy faec2

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User avatar #445 - ferrettamer (04/27/2015) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by ferrettamer
"I trained my amiibo on special smash with 300% handicap and high gravity. This has taught him to dodge every single attack like his life depends on it, as assure to that every attack is made to kill. The unintended side effect of high gravity is that he learned the importance of quick recovery, along with the knowledge of keeping his opponents off stage is a good strategy. He always tried to knock people off, obviously, but it wasn't until I trained him with high gravity that he would actively keep them away from getting back on and will occasionally go for a meteor smash.
I also trained him on a custom stage thats just a large box and the only way to kill people is to smash them through a two grid block opening from the top. This has taught him extreme accuracy and lightning fast reflexes. Because of the closed quarters, we started bouncing off the walls quickly. He adapted to that speed and can effortlessly smack me out of it, or into the air as I'm mid launch even at 999%. He always learned to smash people specifically where he wants them to go. He had problems getting me through the opening at first, but now can do it seemingly without trying. The opening is as wide as marios idle position. my amiibo can throw me up to through it, utilt, uair, and smash me through it, at an angle too, he can even ricochet me off a wall and still get me through it.
I can no longer beat my amiibo in any situation, what else should I do to continue his training?"
#48 - John Cena (07/09/2013) [+] (8 children)
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you special ************ you look like ass wipe
#501 - lulzforalpsplane has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #498 - masterboll (06/05/2015) [-]
its gonna be okay, lil ***** . we can search through them together.
User avatar #500 to #499 - lulzforalpsplane (06/06/2015) [-]
He has autism.
User avatar #497 to #496 - ferrettamer (06/04/2015) [-]
lmao those noises so cute :3
User avatar #472 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
Awesomerningathing what are you doing on my profile
User avatar #477 to #475 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
oh yea i can't spell mb
User avatar #474 to #472 - aoeui (05/05/2015) [-]
why are there 3 anons too omg pervs!
#468 to #466 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
should i upload this or should i put on a sweater so my twinkiness is less apparent
#493 to #468 - jadewest (05/19/2015) [-]
>not always wearing a sweater

ferrett confirmed for faggot
User avatar #494 to #493 - ferrettamer (05/19/2015) [-]
I live in Canada OK? I melt if it gets above 20 so no sweater for me
User avatar #489 to #468 - dalokan (05/19/2015) [-]
pasty af
User avatar #490 to #489 - ferrettamer (05/19/2015) [-]
eyy essay you want some of dis?
User avatar #491 to #490 - dalokan (05/19/2015) [-]
too white.

You could probs reflect sunlight tho
User avatar #487 to #468 - aoeui (05/11/2015) [-]
ew i just realized you got that shirt at banana republic
User avatar #488 to #487 - ferrettamer (05/11/2015) [-]
Yea I like it
User avatar #478 to #476 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
lmao what fag
User avatar #479 to #478 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2015) [-]
you're so ******* whiteeeeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #480 to #479 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
like literally white or mentally white? cause mentally i'm straight up gangsta *****
User avatar #483 to #482 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2015) [-]
you have really **** hair fam
User avatar #484 to #483 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
wow ok
User avatar #485 to #484 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2015) [-]
y-yeah and i bet you kiss girls too faggot
User avatar #486 to #485 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
how did you know
User avatar #469 to #468 - aoeui (05/05/2015) [-]
idk you got pretty good looking lowerface but your smile can still use work
User avatar #470 to #469 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
I wasn't smiling though, I was going for that hardcore gangbanger look
User avatar #471 to #470 - aoeui (05/05/2015) [-]
your eyes are open too much then try putting on sunglasses or a durag to cover them
User avatar #473 to #471 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
ugh too much work.
User avatar #462 - bladeboy (05/04/2015) [-]
I take back my handsome comment. You're ugly af.
User avatar #465 to #464 - bladeboy (05/05/2015) [-]
We wilin out here
#460 - shibe (05/04/2015) [-]
what is that in your profile picture?
User avatar #461 to #460 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
wow does everybody need to bully me now
User avatar #454 - cycloneclone (05/04/2015) [-]
yo is that you in your avatar
User avatar #455 to #454 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
y-yea
User avatar #456 to #455 - cycloneclone (05/04/2015) [-]
but why
User avatar #457 to #456 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
rokk told me to
User avatar #458 to #457 - cycloneclone (05/04/2015) [-]
i told you not to hang around with him anymore
User avatar #459 to #458 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
s-sorry sir
User avatar #444 to #443 - ferrettamer (02/14/2015) [-]
that ferret is a bully, why can't it just let the dog have it's thing
User avatar #441 to #440 - cycloneclone (02/11/2015) [-]
not as cute as u
#437 - DinosaurLassie (02/08/2015) [-]
Ferret for your name   
Ferret for your troubles m8
Ferret for your name
Ferret for your troubles m8
User avatar #438 to #437 - ferrettamer (02/08/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#430 - hauntzor (01/22/2015) [-]
I haven't looked at your profile picture closely until just now and I always thought that it was an astronaut suit with a red visor
I haven't looked at your profile picture closely until just now and I always thought that it was an astronaut suit with a red visor
User avatar #431 to #430 - ferrettamer (01/22/2015) [-]
It's a gas mask I think. I like it cause it's edgy :^)
User avatar #423 to #422 - ferrettamer (11/28/2014) [-]
are you just going to link me every ferret video you find?
User avatar #421 - instalation (11/22/2014) [-]
**** wrong person I didn't mean to send that one to you.
#427 to #418 - minibeep (12/24/2014) [-]
not sure if thats the best thing to do in every situation but it was most likely relevant in the situation of his time
User avatar #413 - dumerveil (11/11/2014) [-]
Did you just want my porn?
User avatar #414 to #413 - ferrettamer (11/11/2014) [-]
No, I'm writing a comment on your profile. It's more of an essay then a comment really
User avatar #415 to #414 - dumerveil (11/11/2014) [-]
for what?
User avatar #416 to #415 - ferrettamer (11/11/2014) [-]
It'll be a surprise
User avatar #410 - misticalz (10/25/2014) [-]
whats ur sc
User avatar #412 to #410 - ferrettamer (10/25/2014) [-]
james.hopkins69
I don't use it much :^(
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