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ferrettamer

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: ferrettamer
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, a dope as fuck pc
Video Games Played: all of them
X-box Gamertag: ferretttamer
Interests: music, videogames, tennis
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:My House
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I'm a very unique individual. Unlike most males, I masturbate using my mind. That's right, I just think of women and I ejaculate.

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#392872 - Well I mean I could take a taxi but I don't think that would b…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #392873 - hoponthefeelstrain (1 hour ago) [-]
then I guess you have a legit excuse
#392869 - It was supposed to be a joke  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #392870 - misticalz (1 hour ago) [-]
o sorry pal
#392868 - Cause it would have been difficult for me to get to a job as I…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #392871 - hoponthefeelstrain (1 hour ago) [-]
no taxi or bus you could ride?
User avatar #392872 - ferrettamer (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I mean I could take a taxi but I don't think that would be worth it. No buses came anywhere near me, the public transportation in my town was awful
User avatar #392873 - hoponthefeelstrain (1 hour ago) [-]
then I guess you have a legit excuse
#392865 - extrasensory perception. Like seeing the future and stuff  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #392866 - misticalz (2 hours ago) [-]
Bud Im too paranoid to download hacks and mods on my computer, dont wanna get viruses n shit.



I played a legit match and top fragged with 7 MVPs, 70pts
User avatar #392869 - ferrettamer (2 hours ago) [-]
It was supposed to be a joke
User avatar #392870 - misticalz (1 hour ago) [-]
o sorry pal
#392863 - I'm only now looking for a job and I'm 19 sorta  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #392867 - hoponthefeelstrain (2 hours ago) [-]
why didn't you start looking when you could legally work?
User avatar #392868 - ferrettamer (2 hours ago) [-]
Cause it would have been difficult for me to get to a job as I lived an hour away from the closest store and I couldn't get a ride or anything
User avatar #392871 - hoponthefeelstrain (1 hour ago) [-]
no taxi or bus you could ride?
User avatar #392872 - ferrettamer (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I mean I could take a taxi but I don't think that would be worth it. No buses came anywhere near me, the public transportation in my town was awful
User avatar #392873 - hoponthefeelstrain (1 hour ago) [-]
then I guess you have a legit excuse
#392861 - He obviously meant ESP in which case you should be banned  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #392864 - misticalz (2 hours ago) [-]
What is ESP...
User avatar #392865 - ferrettamer (2 hours ago) [-]
extrasensory perception. Like seeing the future and stuff
User avatar #392866 - misticalz (2 hours ago) [-]
Bud Im too paranoid to download hacks and mods on my computer, dont wanna get viruses n shit.



I played a legit match and top fragged with 7 MVPs, 70pts
User avatar #392869 - ferrettamer (2 hours ago) [-]
It was supposed to be a joke
User avatar #392870 - misticalz (1 hour ago) [-]
o sorry pal
#54 - Some had superpowers, others did not. The mask isn't really an…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on been awake & gotta get up at 8 0
User avatar #55 - Kairyuka (13 hours ago) [-]
Some randomly had super-strength or super-healing out of nowhere with no explanation, others just had a mystical magical artifact wrapped around his head out of nowhere with no explanation. I still enjoyed the movie, but it was rather distracting that it seemed to just make shit up as it went along
#392558 - tfw 14 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#51 - I've never read any comics but I understand the movie fine  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on been awake & gotta get up at 8 0
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (13 hours ago) [-]
So could you explain to me if they were superheroes, or if they were just soldiers with extra training? Because I'm pretty sure extra training don't enable you to punch through concrete walls or have a mystical, magical mask of everchanging ink. I was digging the realistic take on superheroes until they suddenly decided they randomly had superpowers out of nowhere
User avatar #54 - ferrettamer (13 hours ago) [-]
Some had superpowers, others did not. The mask isn't really anything special though
User avatar #55 - Kairyuka (13 hours ago) [-]
Some randomly had super-strength or super-healing out of nowhere with no explanation, others just had a mystical magical artifact wrapped around his head out of nowhere with no explanation. I still enjoyed the movie, but it was rather distracting that it seemed to just make shit up as it went along
#392553 - cute ferret 14 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +1

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User avatar #445 - ferrettamer (04/27/2015) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by ferrettamer
"I trained my amiibo on special smash with 300% handicap and high gravity. This has taught him to dodge every single attack like his life depends on it, as assure to that every attack is made to kill. The unintended side effect of high gravity is that he learned the importance of quick recovery, along with the knowledge of keeping his opponents off stage is a good strategy. He always tried to knock people off, obviously, but it wasn't until I trained him with high gravity that he would actively keep them away from getting back on and will occasionally go for a meteor smash.
I also trained him on a custom stage thats just a large box and the only way to kill people is to smash them through a two grid block opening from the top. This has taught him extreme accuracy and lightning fast reflexes. Because of the closed quarters, we started bouncing off the walls quickly. He adapted to that speed and can effortlessly smack me out of it, or into the air as I'm mid launch even at 999%. He always learned to smash people specifically where he wants them to go. He had problems getting me through the opening at first, but now can do it seemingly without trying. The opening is as wide as marios idle position. my amiibo can throw me up to through it, utilt, uair, and smash me through it, at an angle too, he can even ricochet me off a wall and still get me through it.
I can no longer beat my amiibo in any situation, what else should I do to continue his training?"
#48 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [+] (8 children)
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you special ************ you look like ass wipe
User avatar #472 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
Awesomerningathing what are you doing on my profile
User avatar #477 to #475 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
oh yea i can't spell mb
User avatar #474 to #472 - aoeui (05/05/2015) [-]
why are there 3 anons too omg pervs!
#468 to #466 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
should i upload this or should i put on a sweater so my twinkiness is less apparent
#493 to #468 - jadewest (05/19/2015) [-]
>not always wearing a sweater

ferrett confirmed for faggot
User avatar #494 to #493 - ferrettamer (05/19/2015) [-]
I live in Canada OK? I melt if it gets above 20 so no sweater for me
User avatar #489 to #468 - dalokan (05/19/2015) [-]
pasty af
User avatar #490 to #489 - ferrettamer (05/19/2015) [-]
eyy essay you want some of dis?
User avatar #491 to #490 - dalokan (05/19/2015) [-]
too white.

You could probs reflect sunlight tho
User avatar #487 to #468 - aoeui (05/11/2015) [-]
ew i just realized you got that shirt at banana republic
User avatar #488 to #487 - ferrettamer (05/11/2015) [-]
Yea I like it
User avatar #478 to #476 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
lmao what fag
User avatar #479 to #478 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2015) [-]
you're so ******* whiteeeeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #480 to #479 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
like literally white or mentally white? cause mentally i'm straight up gangsta *****
User avatar #483 to #482 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2015) [-]
you have really **** hair fam
User avatar #484 to #483 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
wow ok
User avatar #485 to #484 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2015) [-]
y-yeah and i bet you kiss girls too faggot
User avatar #486 to #485 - ferrettamer (05/06/2015) [-]
how did you know
User avatar #469 to #468 - aoeui (05/05/2015) [-]
idk you got pretty good looking lowerface but your smile can still use work
User avatar #470 to #469 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
I wasn't smiling though, I was going for that hardcore gangbanger look
User avatar #471 to #470 - aoeui (05/05/2015) [-]
your eyes are open too much then try putting on sunglasses or a durag to cover them
User avatar #473 to #471 - ferrettamer (05/05/2015) [-]
ugh too much work.
User avatar #462 - bladeboy (05/04/2015) [-]
I take back my handsome comment. You're ugly af.
User avatar #465 to #464 - bladeboy (05/05/2015) [-]
We wilin out here
#460 - shibe (05/04/2015) [-]
what is that in your profile picture?
User avatar #461 to #460 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
wow does everybody need to bully me now
User avatar #454 - cycloneclone (05/04/2015) [-]
yo is that you in your avatar
User avatar #455 to #454 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
y-yea
User avatar #456 to #455 - cycloneclone (05/04/2015) [-]
but why
User avatar #457 to #456 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
rokk told me to
User avatar #458 to #457 - cycloneclone (05/04/2015) [-]
i told you not to hang around with him anymore
User avatar #459 to #458 - ferrettamer (05/04/2015) [-]
s-sorry sir
User avatar #444 to #443 - ferrettamer (02/14/2015) [-]
that ferret is a bully, why can't it just let the dog have it's thing
User avatar #441 to #440 - cycloneclone (02/11/2015) [-]
not as cute as u
#437 - DinosaurLassie (02/08/2015) [-]
Ferret for your name   
Ferret for your troubles m8
Ferret for your name
Ferret for your troubles m8
User avatar #438 to #437 - ferrettamer (02/08/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#430 - hauntzor (01/22/2015) [-]
I haven't looked at your profile picture closely until just now and I always thought that it was an astronaut suit with a red visor
I haven't looked at your profile picture closely until just now and I always thought that it was an astronaut suit with a red visor
User avatar #431 to #430 - ferrettamer (01/22/2015) [-]
It's a gas mask I think. I like it cause it's edgy :^)
User avatar #423 to #422 - ferrettamer (11/28/2014) [-]
are you just going to link me every ferret video you find?
User avatar #421 - instalation (11/22/2014) [-]
**** wrong person I didn't mean to send that one to you.
#427 to #418 - minibeep (12/24/2014) [-]
not sure if thats the best thing to do in every situation but it was most likely relevant in the situation of his time
User avatar #413 - dumerveil (11/11/2014) [-]
Did you just want my porn?
User avatar #414 to #413 - ferrettamer (11/11/2014) [-]
No, I'm writing a comment on your profile. It's more of an essay then a comment really
User avatar #415 to #414 - dumerveil (11/11/2014) [-]
for what?
User avatar #416 to #415 - ferrettamer (11/11/2014) [-]
It'll be a surprise
User avatar #410 - misticalz (10/25/2014) [-]
whats ur sc
User avatar #412 to #410 - ferrettamer (10/25/2014) [-]
james.hopkins69
I don't use it much :^(
User avatar #405 - misticalz (10/19/2014) [-]
Show me what mega looks like plz
User avatar #407 to #405 - ferrettamer (10/19/2014) [-]
No pic and she deleted it off fj, soz
User avatar #402 - cognosceteipsum (09/10/2014) [-]
Congratulations!
User avatar #403 to #402 - ferrettamer (09/10/2014) [-]
thank you my parents are so proud
User avatar #404 to #403 - cognosceteipsum (09/10/2014) [-]
weird really thought you's gonna be mad. that's people usual reaction when I post on their profile
Anyway
My congratulations was for that you lived through yet another day of sufferings and happiness, hopefully more happiness, and that you may find peace and happiness tomorrow
User avatar #400 - dalokan (09/07/2014) [-]
you smell
User avatar #401 to #400 - ferrettamer (09/07/2014) [-]
That's rude
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