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#23889 - I need reactions of emi... the best waifu on no legs  [+] (14 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
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#23892 - averagewhitekid (02/16/2013) [-]
Shit nigga why didn't you just summon me hours ago?!
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#23905 - averagewhitekid (02/16/2013) [-]
And i'm afraid that's the last I have of Emi
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#3 - **fencingchamp rolled a random image posted in comment #278 …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on This Happened 0
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#340624 - D&D critical failure stories! i'll start.... …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #340676 - warrenzthehero (02/16/2013) [-]
>Custom system, called Dashing Dice
>Enemies don;t make attack rolls, we make defense rolls
>critical defense on our behalf = critical fumble on attack
>be level 6 wizard
>orc archers on cliffs
>I keep critically dodging
>meaning they keep fumbling
>they kill themselves because I hop away from their arrows
>wut
User avatar #340665 - warrenzthehero (02/16/2013) [-]
>In my party, we have a Dwarf fighter with an axe.
>Every time he fumbles an attack, DM says he loses a point of Con
>These losses are in the form of cutting off his own toes
>He only has like six toes now.
User avatar #340656 - warrenzthehero (02/16/2013) [-]
>Level 6 wizard
>Surrounded by like, 200 orcs
>only a few have the balls to actually fight us
>fucking archers
>a boulder knocks out one of our party
>her lover carries her into nearby orc-den cae
>to avoid arrows and more boulders
>As party healer, I follow
>Take out a few orcs inside
>On of them pulls out a grenade, opens coat to show like 5 more.
>What the fuck, DM?
>Hold Person
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>Cast Magic Missile at grenade-guy
>He dies
>Hold person stops when he dies
>falls over
>lands on grenades
>roll to see if bad things happen
>LIKE A MASSIVE FUCKING EXPLOSION. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
>That hurt, but we're still up
>roll to see if bad things happen
>the explosion caused a cave-in
>fuck me.
>
User avatar #340651 - warrenzthehero (02/16/2013) [-]
This isn't a critical fumble story, but is one of my stupidity.

>Level 3 Wizard
>Party of level 3's.
>Fighting ogre-like things called Orsts
>Our Dwarftard Fighter runs the 80 feet to their faces
>I cast Sleep
>Only works on level 4 and below
>They're level 5's.
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>Dwarf falls asleep
>He almost dies
User avatar #340664 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
my sides
User avatar #340647 - warrenzthehero (02/16/2013) [-]
>Level 3 Wizard
>In a cave
>Dark cave
>Surrounded by giant flying bat-like things called Balicanths
>idea
>Cast Light
>Roll*
>Critical Fail
>Blind myself with my own light spell

*My DM doesn't like the "aoutmatically works" aspect of most spells, so makes me roll to make sure I have a chance to fumble or crit like every other player.
User avatar #340645 - battlefieldlover (02/16/2013) [-]
>Shitty Dwarf paladin
>Try to throw my warhammer at enemy
>roll 0 for throw
>DM says I wound it up and threw it on my head
#16 - epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg 0
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
#14 - I can only fence epee... but give me a katana oh man  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg 0
User avatar #15 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I would probably hurt myself if given and actually sharp sword. I'm not all that coordinated...
User avatar #16 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
#1 - **fencingchamp rolled a random image posted in comment #2516… 02/16/2013 on This Happened -2
#12 - 3 years... i'm good with most any sword though  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg 0
User avatar #13 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
That's totally not me, I'm so bad at saber that all my saber friends just laugh at me and I've never even tried Epee. I can only fence foil with any sort of skill.
User avatar #14 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I can only fence epee... but give me a katana oh man
User avatar #15 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I would probably hurt myself if given and actually sharp sword. I'm not all that coordinated...
User avatar #16 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
#4 - Comment deleted 02/16/2013 on I've always wondered this... 0
#10 - MD fencing club in bel air... all of my gear is too small for …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg 0
User avatar #11 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha, I'm guessing it's been a while since you've fenced?
User avatar #12 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
3 years... i'm good with most any sword though
User avatar #13 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
That's totally not me, I'm so bad at saber that all my saber friends just laugh at me and I've never even tried Epee. I can only fence foil with any sort of skill.
User avatar #14 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I can only fence epee... but give me a katana oh man
User avatar #15 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I would probably hurt myself if given and actually sharp sword. I'm not all that coordinated...
User avatar #16 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
#8 - whered you learn to fence?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg 0
User avatar #9 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I actually fence at Rochester Fencing Club, I've fenced there for like six years or something like that. Where did you learn?
User avatar #10 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
MD fencing club in bel air... all of my gear is too small for me now though...
User avatar #11 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha, I'm guessing it's been a while since you've fenced?
User avatar #12 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
3 years... i'm good with most any sword though
User avatar #13 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
That's totally not me, I'm so bad at saber that all my saber friends just laugh at me and I've never even tried Epee. I can only fence foil with any sort of skill.
User avatar #14 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I can only fence epee... but give me a katana oh man
User avatar #15 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I would probably hurt myself if given and actually sharp sword. I'm not all that coordinated...
User avatar #16 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
#6 - I was never that good.. but I dislocated my knee and now it sl…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg 0
User avatar #7 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Aw that sucks, I have a friend who dislocated her knee and it took her a good half of year to finally be able to actually fence again so I can see how that'd be debilitating.
User avatar #8 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
whered you learn to fence?
User avatar #9 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I actually fence at Rochester Fencing Club, I've fenced there for like six years or something like that. Where did you learn?
User avatar #10 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
MD fencing club in bel air... all of my gear is too small for me now though...
User avatar #11 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha, I'm guessing it's been a while since you've fenced?
User avatar #12 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
3 years... i'm good with most any sword though
User avatar #13 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
That's totally not me, I'm so bad at saber that all my saber friends just laugh at me and I've never even tried Epee. I can only fence foil with any sort of skill.
User avatar #14 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I can only fence epee... but give me a katana oh man
User avatar #15 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I would probably hurt myself if given and actually sharp sword. I'm not all that coordinated...
User avatar #16 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
#4 - yes sir  [+] (14 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg 0
User avatar #5 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Epic! I'm also a fencer, I was supposed to be in the Junior Olympics in Baltimore, but I managed to sprain my ankle pretty badly so that's out. It's cool to meet a fellow fencer on FJ.
User avatar #6 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I was never that good.. but I dislocated my knee and now it slips out of place a lot so I stopped
User avatar #7 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Aw that sucks, I have a friend who dislocated her knee and it took her a good half of year to finally be able to actually fence again so I can see how that'd be debilitating.
User avatar #8 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
whered you learn to fence?
User avatar #9 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I actually fence at Rochester Fencing Club, I've fenced there for like six years or something like that. Where did you learn?
User avatar #10 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
MD fencing club in bel air... all of my gear is too small for me now though...
User avatar #11 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha, I'm guessing it's been a while since you've fenced?
User avatar #12 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
3 years... i'm good with most any sword though
User avatar #13 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
That's totally not me, I'm so bad at saber that all my saber friends just laugh at me and I've never even tried Epee. I can only fence foil with any sort of skill.
User avatar #14 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I can only fence epee... but give me a katana oh man
User avatar #15 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I would probably hurt myself if given and actually sharp sword. I'm not all that coordinated...
User avatar #16 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
#1 - lol 02/16/2013 on spaghetti marianas 0
#2 - i'm gonna need a youtube clip of that...  [+] (29 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Monsters Inc Easter Egg +2
#19 - icbm (02/16/2013) [-]
It's actually a Cracked.com photoplasty on fake easter eggs.

Cheers and good fencing (a sabre man myself, stopped some time ago though)
User avatar #23 - nightmaren (02/16/2013) [-]
This is the first time I've seen another fencer on FJ.
#26 - icbm (02/16/2013) [-]
Former fencer, but still... It seems there are another few in this thread.
#36 - CaptainWaffles (02/16/2013) [-]
Former fencer? Until you took an arrow to the knee?
#45 - icbm (02/17/2013) [-]
More like to the willpower, didn't feel like doing a few hours late in the evening twice a week. By the way, where's your sweet roll?
#20 - tarnis (02/16/2013) [-]
#21 - icbm (02/16/2013) [-]
En garde!
#22 - tarnis (02/16/2013) [-]
Touche!
#24 - icbm (02/16/2013) [-]
Wait... so we're doing sword against sabre? I never wondered what would happen if you put them on the same board.
#25 - tarnis (02/16/2013) [-]
i think the rapier would win simply because its faster and more accurate.
#27 - icbm (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't know, I always liked the sabre because you can slash, so are not limited to point thrusts. Probably it's because of this and of my excessive enthusiasm that I broke a few blades in my sports history.

<---Obviously not me, although I'm Italian. You get the idea
User avatar #28 - tarnis (02/16/2013) [-]
I wish i could fence, not many places around my part of america are into it.
User avatar #31 - icbm (02/16/2013) [-]
Where you from? I live in Siena, small city (+-60,000 people) but big on fencing, we have a couple of world-class champions that hail from here
User avatar #3 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Fencing champ? As in, like, sword fencing?
User avatar #4 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
yes sir
User avatar #5 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Epic! I'm also a fencer, I was supposed to be in the Junior Olympics in Baltimore, but I managed to sprain my ankle pretty badly so that's out. It's cool to meet a fellow fencer on FJ.
User avatar #6 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I was never that good.. but I dislocated my knee and now it slips out of place a lot so I stopped
User avatar #7 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Aw that sucks, I have a friend who dislocated her knee and it took her a good half of year to finally be able to actually fence again so I can see how that'd be debilitating.
User avatar #8 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
whered you learn to fence?
User avatar #9 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I actually fence at Rochester Fencing Club, I've fenced there for like six years or something like that. Where did you learn?
User avatar #10 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
MD fencing club in bel air... all of my gear is too small for me now though...
User avatar #11 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
Hahaha, I'm guessing it's been a while since you've fenced?
User avatar #12 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
3 years... i'm good with most any sword though
User avatar #13 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
That's totally not me, I'm so bad at saber that all my saber friends just laugh at me and I've never even tried Epee. I can only fence foil with any sort of skill.
User avatar #14 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
I can only fence epee... but give me a katana oh man
User avatar #15 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I would probably hurt myself if given and actually sharp sword. I'm not all that coordinated...
User avatar #16 - fencingchamp (02/16/2013) [-]
epees easy youj just gotta poke peole...
User avatar #17 - cirquededc (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm also don't have that long a reach so I don't think I'd really be all that good at Epee. I also suck at fleches so there's that.
#18 - whatwhatinthechuck (02/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanted a youtube clip too....
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Marcus Aurelius, who might you be?
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Marcus
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