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#1 - Comment deleted 02/23/2013 on Gallon Smashing -1
#80 - im ****** high rightnow...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on First Time +1
User avatar #82 - shadeyyy (02/23/2013) [-]
Ohhh ok, continue browsing. lol
#78 - replace girl with war and this still sorta makes sense...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2013 on First Time +1
User avatar #79 - shadeyyy (02/23/2013) [-]
Am I missing something? lol
User avatar #80 - fencingchamp (02/23/2013) [-]
im fuckin high rightnow...
User avatar #82 - shadeyyy (02/23/2013) [-]
Ohhh ok, continue browsing. lol
#51 - **fencingchamp rolled a random image posted in comment #18 …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Thanks for the warning +3
User avatar #69 - fencingchamp (02/23/2013) [-]
oh ok
#55 - alyssaloca (02/23/2013) [-]
Olan Rogers
#1 - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh 02/23/2013 on Dovah Frog 0
#1 - leather tawnya is best oneIMHO 02/22/2013 on Pornstar truth 0
#342 - it was...something  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Meanwhile in Soviet Russia +1
#343 - nigglettt (02/22/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
#1 - scootablue...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Bluetaloo? +9
User avatar #2 - pwoneill (02/22/2013) [-]
Your idea is better. srsly it is
#337 - you might be thinking "oh yeah man that's hot uhhhh"…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Meanwhile in Soviet Russia +1
#341 - nigglettt (02/22/2013) [-]
More confusion than anything else on my part.
User avatar #342 - fencingchamp (02/22/2013) [-]
it was...something
#343 - nigglettt (02/22/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
#1 - I guess they don't call him LEGolas for nothing  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on ITS A TRAP +1
User avatar #2 - bakedcheesecake (02/22/2013) [-]
i see what you did there
#331 - dude I was raped by a girl... it wasn't as fun as it sounds...  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Meanwhile in Soviet Russia 0
#336 - nigglettt (02/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #337 - fencingchamp (02/22/2013) [-]
you might be thinking "oh yeah man that's hot uhhhh"...it really isn't and then she tried to kill herself because I told some one so I had to deal with that too
#341 - nigglettt (02/22/2013) [-]
More confusion than anything else on my part.
User avatar #342 - fencingchamp (02/22/2013) [-]
it was...something
#343 - nigglettt (02/22/2013) [-]
I can only imagine.
#8 - EVEN JESUS FAPS TO HENTAI! 02/22/2013 on Jesus is coming -3
#1 - DUDE I SAID THIS FIRST YOU THIEVING ****** FAGGOT!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Half Life 3 confirmed. 0
#2 - tyranidcarnifex has deleted their comment.
#546 - bubbles! 02/20/2013 on Give me your weirdest gifs 0
#185 - Comment deleted 02/20/2013 on Skyrim: Hardcore Mode +1
#30 - I've never tried coke...is it good? inb4 better than pepsi  [+] (9 new replies) 02/20/2013 on dealer +2
User avatar #31 - drunkasaurus (02/20/2013) [-]
It's not great unless you have someone interesting to talk to or something to do. Otherwise it can be very uncomfortable because you just sit uncomfortably and want to move around. But yeah, like I said, driving on coke is a great experience because it requires just enough effort to occupy your mind, you can listen to music (music sounds godly on coke) and the cigar is easy to smoke because coke numbs your throat. It's one of the best drugs honestly and is a lot of fun as long as you don't get addicted.
User avatar #32 - sandnigglets (02/20/2013) [-]
blast some fucking rap/rock/w.e pumps your shit up, speed the fuck around with your hood down and scream 'IM THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD' at the top of your lungs
yeah coke is fun. . till those 20 minutes are up..
User avatar #33 - drunkasaurus (02/20/2013) [-]
Yeah you hit the nail on the head in regards to the biggest issue with coke. it lasts so short and It's so fucking expensive. Anyone that gets addicted just moves to crack, which is the same thing but even more intense and addictive, plus a major comedown. You really have to do coke with alcohol or benzos because if you don't, then once your high is gone and you can't afford any more lines you're gonna crash and feel like shit.
User avatar #34 - sandnigglets (02/20/2013) [-]
coke with alcohol, that's just amazing (dont fucking drive though), benzos would be pretty stupid though they would just kill the buzz. . and yeah coke is stupidly expensive and so extremely impure and adultered and overrated, with a horrible comedown after 20 minutes that leaves you tweeked with a million thoughts per second all of which involve getting more coke that i just don't bother with it. . but if someone offeres me a free bump xD
User avatar #35 - drunkasaurus (02/20/2013) [-]
From my experience I've gathered that alcohol and benzos aaffect me almost the same way, but I know it's not the same with everyone. I'd agree that coke is stupidly expensive and impure, although if you go to miami florida (not ashamed to say I took a a coke roadtrip from virginia) you can get up to 80% coke for $50 a g and I almost died lol. What's your favorite drug?
User avatar #36 - sandnigglets (02/20/2013) [-]
are you fucking kidding really? shieet next ultra im grabbing me a ball haha
eh benzos are different for me, and amnesia is no fun but I love the 'walk like a rock' thing if you know what i mean, and alcohol + a bit of benzo = awesome KO
erm, well my greatest adventure was candyflipping with 2.5 tabs and like .6 of molly- spent 10 hours in straight fucking euphoria brain wonderland, the greatest hour of dissociated euphoria nostalgiac memory reliving speedballrush heaven was k-holing off some eyeballed (no idea i was already tripping) amount of kitty while on the peak of a 5g shroom trip, my overall favourite is caffeine (yeah I know), and low amounts of alcohol for when i need to off my mind
User avatar #37 - drunkasaurus (02/20/2013) [-]
Yeah Miami is some legit shit, not only with coke but they have clinic doctors that prescribe pain meds without a second though. I'd move there if I had the money. Your candyflipping trip sounds AMAZING. I'm too afraid to try K but I've heard it's one of the best shit you can experience.

Molly is probs my favortite drug. You can take it with anyone, even a 70 year old librarian and they'd be happy and have fun. I do it almost every weekend and I can't imagine what my life would be like without I seriously am in love with molly. it. It is probably the best feeling I've ever felt in my entire life.
User avatar #39 - sandnigglets (02/20/2013) [-]
man i cant find good pure shit here and it sucks I want good molly so bad, ive had like 20-30 rolls and i doubt any of them were pure :l yeah K has to be one of my favourites, mix that shit with molly and/or lucy and you're in heaven baby, I personally love the dissociative state its amazing, I don't know why some people are scared of it I find it insanely sedating (but then again most ktards I know sniff a fucking massive line in a stupid place and end up tarding themselves out )
but yo be careful with molly man doing it once a week can seriously fuck you up, if you dont believe me go to a rave and ask to talk to an e-tard
where are you at btw?
#38 - Ken M (02/20/2013) [-]
This conversation is making me want to become a drug adddict. Nevemind that I don't even know what Kitty or Molly is
#140 - temptress mildredd actually looks sorta decent...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on Gurrdurr 0
#142 - SemiAnon (02/20/2013) [-]
'tis why she be the temptress, lad.
#3 - technically I have to accept that.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on Two Types of People +19
#36 - BigSammy has deleted their comment.
#1 - what did it look like?...  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Two Types of People +24
User avatar #250 - oishiine (02/21/2013) [-]
Like this (from her diary):

"When you're standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between your legs
there are two soft, cushiony things, also covered with hair, which press together
when you're standing, so you can't see what's inside. They separate when you sit
down, and they're very red and quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part,
between the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second thought, looks
like a kind of blister. That's the clitoris. Then come the inner labia, which are
also pressed together in a kind of crease. When they open up, you can see a fleshy
little mound, no bigger than the top of my thumb. The upper part has a couple of
small holes in it, which is where the urine comes out. The lower part looks as if
it were just skin, and yet that's where the vagina is. You can barely find it,
because the folds of skin hide the opening. The hole's so small I can hardly
imagine how a man could get in there, much less how a baby could come out. It's
hard enough trying to get your index finger inside. That's all there is, and yet
it plays such an important role!"
User avatar #2 - sagen (02/20/2013) [-]
a vagina
User avatar #3 - fencingchamp (02/20/2013) [-]
technically I have to accept that.jpg
#36 - BigSammy has deleted their comment.
#13 - who? 02/20/2013 on comment 0
#2 - your mum carries a chromosome.... too easy...just like your mom  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2013 on comment +1
User avatar #4 - vedgetable (02/19/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#3 - theturkeyburger (02/19/2013) [-]
He says "My mom"... It's... "My mom"
User avatar #7 - vedgetable (02/19/2013) [-]
i like how he thumbed both of us down
User avatar #13 - fencingchamp (02/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - theturkeyburger (02/19/2013) [-]
Gaah.... Kids. Kids on fj. Everywhere.
#2 - yeah I do... *fap fap fap* 02/19/2013 on No Red Circles, Happy? +1
#1 - did car died??? 02/19/2013 on Challenge Accepted +8
#47 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Which Funnyjunker Will be... 0
#48 - prestigepaperz Comment deleted by fencingchamp
#33 - A cacophony of cat like cuteness! 02/18/2013 on Cat Chorus 0
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User avatar #4 - blackscales (01/09/2013) [-]
Missed your reply. What was it?
User avatar #3 - LookinHereWhy (12/23/2012) [-]
You get coal, because **** you.
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User avatar #1 - tehstalker (10/15/2011) [-]
you are nobody,
nobody is perfect.
therefor you are perfect!
have a great day!
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