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#137 - >> #106 , >> #118 contributes more to this discus…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Battlefront 2 +1
#138 - saynothing (14 hours ago) [-]
 


 
#80 - i disagree, she has never refuted citizens rights to own guns.…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Teddy Was No Fuckboy 0
User avatar #81 - spceinvdr (23 hours ago) [-]
but you cant deny that you know what she means by that. She wants to take away all the "Assault weapons" which means anything that the brady foundation is scared of.
#29 - the problem with customization is that it takes away from the …  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on Battlefront 2 +4
User avatar #73 - raskullquake (19 hours ago) [-]
Lel battlefield 4 has customization and its still all about dem teamworks and squads
#31 - endospore (23 hours ago) [-]
I disagree with you there. The spirit of Star Wars is that the rebels had to simply make due with whatever they could find. The rebels weren't regular soldiers for the most part. While I do agree that the Empire and the CIS having set classes adds to the spirit, the rebels and the clones. The show makes it pretty clear that they were very liberal with loadouts would absolutely be customizing their loadouts with whatever they could find. If the loadouts are the same as in Battlefield, then you will absolutely still have those roles and all the teamwork needed, you just get a hair more flexibility, which definitely adds to the replayability and fun factor of the games.
#28 - not at all, Space battles were awesome and should be kept in. …  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Battlefront 2 -1
#30 - endospore (23 hours ago) [-]
Several game modes? You mean the several game modes that were all the exact same thing as instant action with either a cutscene or an essentially useless map screen in between the levels? The actual gameplay in BF2 was actually pretty shallow when you get right down to it.

And again, space battles are still in the game, just merged with ground battles to make them more interesting. Space battles were all the same and the levels were so similar that most people wouldn't have noticed if they only had one map.
#20 - for a game made in 2005 I can say that it wouldve been nice to…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Battlefront 2 +5
User avatar #36 - xapplemanx (22 hours ago) [-]
what has DICE ever done? They work their assess off on their games, EA are the ones who rush them and fuck everything up
#22 - endospore (05/05/2015) [-]
Okay, all this BF3 bashing is starting to get annoying because of how wrong people are about it all the time.

You realize that they're removing space combat because they're making space combat part of ground combat, right? You're saying EA sucks for doing exactly what you want them to do.
#119 - ronjeremysweiner (16 hours ago) [-]
"exactly what you want them to do."
no.
nooooooooo. not at all.

what they should have done...

step 1> ctrl C
step 2> ctrl V
step 3>update graphics, make movement a little smoother, maybe add a few maps
>step 4> publish game

wasnt that hard to do and yet they fucked it up
User avatar #103 - reaperssprint (17 hours ago) [-]
There is no point in trying. People who haven't played the game in ages fail to see the rational behind anything. Just leave it, join the rest of us who are just waiting for the game to actually come out to have an opinion.
User avatar #37 - britexplain (22 hours ago) [-]
Except they could have both, seeing as dogfighting 10 X-Wings vs 10 TIE Fighters was fun as fuck.
#28 - fellatio (23 hours ago) [-]
not at all, Space battles were awesome and should be kept in. Ground battles could use airborne combat beyond one shitty jetpack. I am mad that they took out a good 1/3 of the content while saying that one small addition makes up for removing an entire game mode. sorry, SEVERAL game modes
#30 - endospore (23 hours ago) [-]
Several game modes? You mean the several game modes that were all the exact same thing as instant action with either a cutscene or an essentially useless map screen in between the levels? The actual gameplay in BF2 was actually pretty shallow when you get right down to it.

And again, space battles are still in the game, just merged with ground battles to make them more interesting. Space battles were all the same and the levels were so similar that most people wouldn't have noticed if they only had one map.
User avatar #24 - derivat (23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but they removed Clone Wars era, classes I think and tons of other stuff and the game basically looks like a reskinned Battlefield. I agree, you shouldnt hate on a game thats not even out yet, but its fucking EA
#101 - Common Pepe (17 hours ago) [-]
Classes are still there they've just removed the ability to change small things
#25 - endospore (23 hours ago) [-]
Clone wars era and campaign removal are the only two things I'm a bit upset about, but the clone wars units were esentially all just reskins of the imperial era. Same thing with the heroes - they were all just reskins of each other. And classes? The only difference between the classes was the loadout, with the sole exception of the droideka. Everything else was just cosmetic, and i would be shocked if there wasn't any customization.
#29 - fellatio (23 hours ago) [-]
the problem with customization is that it takes away from the spirit of the previous games. you were not a one man army with a sniper, a shotgun w/ a grenade launcher attachment, you were a solider who had a role that everyone needed to work together to accomplish. The pre made classes told you "you are a solider, now fight as a solider" you weren't the hero of the game unless you did get chosen to play as the hero , it made the game great having those roles
User avatar #73 - raskullquake (19 hours ago) [-]
Lel battlefield 4 has customization and its still all about dem teamworks and squads
#31 - endospore (23 hours ago) [-]
I disagree with you there. The spirit of Star Wars is that the rebels had to simply make due with whatever they could find. The rebels weren't regular soldiers for the most part. While I do agree that the Empire and the CIS having set classes adds to the spirit, the rebels and the clones. The show makes it pretty clear that they were very liberal with loadouts would absolutely be customizing their loadouts with whatever they could find. If the loadouts are the same as in Battlefield, then you will absolutely still have those roles and all the teamwork needed, you just get a hair more flexibility, which definitely adds to the replayability and fun factor of the games.
User avatar #26 - derivat (23 hours ago) [-]
But clones are fucking rad Campaign didnt bother me because it was just instant action with some special objectives
#27 - endospore (23 hours ago) [-]
Oh, absolutely. I would have actually preferred if BF3 was solely clone wars instead of imperial era. I find the rebels boring, and thanks to that Clone Wars show the clones have much more personality (despite being clones) than every rebel soldier combined. Also, the droideka is my favorite thing in the entire Star Wars universe.
#69 - Well to be fair they were proxy wars because we believed commu… 05/05/2015 on America is the true monster 0
#62 - I will agree with this, Hillary has 3 major things going for h…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Teddy Was No Fuckboy +3
User avatar #79 - spceinvdr (23 hours ago) [-]
She's trying to get rid of guns. Like her faggot husband
#80 - fellatio (23 hours ago) [-]
i disagree, she has never refuted citizens rights to own guns. more along the lines of " there are places for guns and there arent and we need to morally and responsibly come up with where they are"
User avatar #81 - spceinvdr (23 hours ago) [-]
but you cant deny that you know what she means by that. She wants to take away all the "Assault weapons" which means anything that the brady foundation is scared of.
#77 - I once weby to a chaotic tournament 05/04/2015 on yall niggas stank. +1
#189 - 1. Yes a lot of it has 2. Battelfront was great because i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on EA 0
User avatar #191 - angelious (05/04/2015) [-]
1.sources?
2. and you think giving freedom to make loadouts will change that?
#150 - Tell me please how removing half the source material, lowering…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on EA 0
User avatar #151 - angelious (05/04/2015) [-]
1, most of the removed stuff is not confirmed to be removed. they have just not talked about it and most of the claims that these has been removed come from un- creditable sources.

2.how do you think they removed the feeling of it being star wars since the game isnt even out yet?

3.again. dlc=/= evil. by all means hearing that devs will keep on working to create new material to the game AFTER the game has been released should be something to be joyous about. its only a problem if the dlc is day one(ripped from the game) or if it is overpriced and lack luster in content(skins,adding in one weapon or something similiar)
#189 - fellatio (05/04/2015) [-]
1. Yes a lot of it has
2. Battelfront was great because it offered a great way of playing star wars, as a solider. You weren't the hero who did everything (unless you were randomly selected to be a hero), you had a role. Like pilots would repair the shields, marines would invade the enemy ships, wookies would cause havoc, droidekas would distract. You were given a role to accomplish and you couldn't do everything. There were dozens of different ways of doing your job to win and that wasn't some battlefield/cod go at it alone, it was teamwork.
User avatar #191 - angelious (05/04/2015) [-]
1.sources?
2. and you think giving freedom to make loadouts will change that?

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