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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Norway
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#46 - Now although i love gay jokes i cannot stand highly overused puns. 12/28/2013 on Can't be unseen +7
#114 - 3. tumblr just have a higher user base and the monkey and type… 12/28/2013 on Tumblr Compilation 0
#34 - Comment deleted 12/28/2013 on Some of you really need to... 0
#9 - This is terrible craftwork. Even for paint.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Borders Around the World 0
#10 - lolfire (12/27/2013) [-]
#16 - Racism is not funny nor a joke. Until someone makes a…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Some of you really need to... +42
User avatar #38 - lasmamoe (12/28/2013) [-]
It's like when people get offended by a 9/11 post and say "People dying is not funny!"-
No, 9/11 was not funny but the jokes about it are.
#50 - Absolute Madman (12/28/2013) [-]
I think you can make jokes about anything as long as you don't tell it to someone directly affected. Like don't tell 9/11 jokes to people who have had family or friends die there. I think it's like telling a kid his mom got 360 no scoped after his mom was shot and killed.
User avatar #35 - toxicchameleon (12/28/2013) [-]
The word you were looking for was Neither. "Neither x nor y"
#63 - Absolute Madman (12/28/2013) [-]
So your a grammer nazi huh. What next you gonna ask me to take a shower?
User avatar #39 - fjanony (12/28/2013) [-]
Neither does your comment involve me nor do I care about it.
#12 - I am gay and gay humor is the best thing i know. My a…  [+] (38 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Can't be unseen +31
#54 - pkrbarmovie (12/28/2013) [-]
Why would you laugh at others, you sicko?
User avatar #45 - supervillian (12/28/2013) [-]
I was gonna make another gay joke with everyone else,butt fuck it
sorry
#46 - felixjarl (12/28/2013) [-]
Now although i love gay jokes i cannot stand highly overused puns.
User avatar #36 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
HAR HAR FEEEEEEEEEEG.
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm looking forward to sodomy jokes when I come out as bi.
User avatar #35 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
I feel like you just discovered your sexuality.
Like; you're new to the whole gay/bi thing.
User avatar #93 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
No idea why that posted as anonymous, just reply here.
User avatar #94 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm only 19; for me it's a cultural/ethnic thing. Just like wearing a tracksuit.
Just call me big dipper. (Terrible pun. End me.)
User avatar #95 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
Only two years older than me? Good, so if we actually do something you're not as likely to get arrested.
User avatar #96 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
Pshh. Well; like I said. I'd like to get to know ya first.
I'm a little old school, tragically. We should talk more :3
#148 - jumperzero (12/28/2013) [-]
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#92 - Absolute Madman (12/28/2013) [-]
I wish I were old enough to drink.
I call little spoon.
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm not really new to it, but I'm only able to express myself in this way on the internet.
User avatar #65 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. I was like, sixteen when I came out of the closet.
Everyone goes through that phase of pride and such. Totally normal. But after a while, it just looks like some sort of ploy for attention.

Most of us went through that phase of feeling the need to bring it up in every single conversation. It happens.

But at some point you're gonna have to like; come out with it, to your parents or whatever.

I come from a family of Religious Zealots.
They're more disappointed in the fact that I'm a comedian and smoke pot than they are that I'm gay.
User avatar #67 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
Both my parents know, I'm waiting until the new year to come out. Boyscouts don't officially allow bisexual and homosexual scouts until jan 1st.
User avatar #68 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
AWH SHIT.
I was a scout.
I was 1st Class.
Left when I was 17.
My troop and master didn't give a fuck.
User avatar #69 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm 17 now, my homophobic scoutmaster left, my new one seems to lean further left.
User avatar #70 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
Meh. I never minded homophobia; only time it got to me was my senior year in high school.

Kid called me a fag and I pushed him down a flight of stairs.
Was totally legit.
I was also like 6'3" and 290lbs.
Kid had it comming to. Total punk.

Oh hey. Ever go to Alpine? (The Scout Camp)
I cut my index finger off there.
It was so metal.
User avatar #74 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
Eh, he'd have probably had me kicked out if he found out I enjoy things going in the out.
User avatar #75 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
Well what state do you live in?
I live in New York City; it's kind of tolerated here.

Honestly; growing up I never had problems with people about my sexuality; probably because of the region I'm in and that I'm a pretty big guy.

Even the scouts didn't care in my case.
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
Pennsylvania. Lot of rednecks at my school, some act like they have a set of white robes hanging up in their closet.
Small guy, gotten in more than my fair share of fights though.
I wouldn't mind being dominated by someone as big as you though
User avatar #80 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
Shiit. I got family in PA; philly actually.
But PhillyA is like NYC:NY. Totally different imo.

And yeah; I know how you feel. Some people are pretty terrible out there.
I was in school upstate when I was in 11th grade. Completely different world.

Good thing I'm one of the super rare dominant gays.
User avatar #81 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
Ah. Small town near Lancaster. Small towns are the worst for liking it in the pooper, no one here is in to that kinda thing.
Go on the gay board, they'd swarm you. Everyone there is a sub, they're practically waving their butts at anyone willing to stick it in there.
User avatar #83 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
My family lives right in Lancaster! Yardly, actually.
I'm there constantly.

Subs are a dime-a-dozen though. I kind of like being full on bear mode. I'm like 6'4 and 290 now. My ex loved it.. I might have to though.
User avatar #84 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
I live in Lancaster county.
Ever heard of mountville? And I'm saying the people on the gay board are begging for a top like you. I've heard real life has more tops than bottoms, meanwhile the internet has more bottoms than tops.
User avatar #85 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
Shit. It's a small area too.
I'm always there; Yardley, specifically. I go shopping there. And Mountville ain't too far, if I recall correctly.

I'm a big internet guy though. I play all the vidya and browse all the chans and boards. But I'm not anti social. (My life = paradox) And yes. This is true. There is a huge shortage of tops on the internet. Thank god I'm here, right?
User avatar #86 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
You wouldn't mind paying a little visit to mountville some time, would you?
User avatar #88 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
I'd like to get to know ya first
User avatar #90 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
I like camping, walks on the beach, and anal.
Also my favorite colors are pink and black.
I also wish I could be a passable trap.
User avatar #91 - alfjnn (12/28/2013) [-]
Girly boy. Cute.
Mine are Purple and black.
Camping is the shit.
I spend my time drinking, playing vidya games, and socializing.
I'm also an Amateur comedian/funnyman.
Uhh. I'm total bear mode.
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#30 - Absolute Madman (12/28/2013) [-]
I guess "you get the beeeest from both wooorlds"
#25 - thebestpieever (12/28/2013) [-]
#23 - Absolute Madman (12/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - thebestpieever (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh you've gotta be kiding me!
#29 - Absolute Madman (12/28/2013) [-]
U WOT M8?
User avatar #15 - Ehwhat (12/27/2013) [-]
I guess you're always the butt of the joke

You're a good guy
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#3 - Man, of all the memes in the history of the world, few can cha… 12/27/2013 on Boat-is +2
#120 - Comment deleted 12/26/2013 on Seriously.. 0
#38 - True, but some say it has a molten out core and a solid inter core.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2013 on Christmas Conundrum 0
User avatar #39 - timmity (12/26/2013) [-]
so does earth you nitwit
#28 - The moon does not have a molten core.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2013 on Christmas Conundrum +29
User avatar #47 - samio (12/26/2013) [-]
Technically semi-molten, as the seismic readings recorded by the Apollo astronauts could not confirm nor deny whether or not the moon's core is fully molten or solid, so the best guess is at the moment that it is in a sort of partially melted state.
User avatar #37 - timmity (12/26/2013) [-]
we don`t actually know, it might
User avatar #38 - felixjarl (12/26/2013) [-]
True, but some say it has a molten out core and a solid inter core.
User avatar #39 - timmity (12/26/2013) [-]
so does earth you nitwit
#3 - To make you feel happy.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Turned on 0
#4 - zytherman (12/25/2013) [-]
Of course, because there is no way in hell that the FBI would own software which breaks each second of video down to a single frame, allowing you to see if there is any porn without having to watch the whole thing.
#6 - agentpurplek (12/25/2013) [-]
>Implying FBI is that smart
>Implying you would even know if that exists
>Implying I know what I'm talking about
>I don't know what I'm talking about
Talking aboot.
#82 - Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, 12/25/2013 on Hnngggggg 0
#78 - My pleasure.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Hnngggggg 0
#79 - rugyakuku (12/25/2013) [-]
#82 - felixjarl (12/25/2013) [-]
Thy noodle come,
Thy sauce be yum,
#73 - Short answer: yes  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Hnngggggg 0
#77 - rugyakuku (12/25/2013) [-]
Ahhhhh, well thank you good sir
#78 - felixjarl (12/25/2013) [-]
My pleasure.
#79 - rugyakuku (12/25/2013) [-]
#82 - felixjarl (12/25/2013) [-]
Thy noodle come,
Thy sauce be yum,
#68 - Your comment rank, it gets removed when you reach a certain lv…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Hnngggggg 0
User avatar #71 - rugyakuku (12/25/2013) [-]
so i dont see ads cause of my rank?
User avatar #73 - felixjarl (12/25/2013) [-]
Short answer: yes
#77 - rugyakuku (12/25/2013) [-]
Ahhhhh, well thank you good sir
#78 - felixjarl (12/25/2013) [-]
My pleasure.
#79 - rugyakuku (12/25/2013) [-]
#82 - felixjarl (12/25/2013) [-]
Thy noodle come,
Thy sauce be yum,
#27 - I would really love the red alert code if it is still availabl… 12/25/2013 on Joker has his priorities... +1
#41 - Picture 12/25/2013 on damn it larry +7
#142 - Picture 12/22/2013 on Gwyndolin +6
#634 - May the gods have mercy on my souls, because he will not. 12/22/2013 on No Prob +2
#11 - This is total assgravy. 12/21/2013 on Gold +14
#64 - It did end differently!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on That Stance +8
#69 - Absolute Madman (12/21/2013) [-]
This proves it was set up, they both look way to calm and not even scared.
But lol at the fat kid getting pushed over.
#66 - envinite (12/21/2013) [-]
It's even the same costume
#13 - I once went to a class tour to spain. And belive it or not, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on umm +14
User avatar #15 - jackmanagan (12/20/2013) [-]
lupin III gif??

fucking saved
#1539 - I got a small folder if you want.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on thechosentroll's profile 0
User avatar #1540 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
I'll pass.
#1536 - I am afraid you are not the only one. To my record i have been…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on thechosentroll's profile 0
User avatar #1537 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
Still counts as a change.
#1535 - Oh that picture, seen it couple times before, but i must agre.…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2013 on thechosentroll's profile 0
#1538 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
That's a Nurgle......... slowpoke..................................... damn, Warhammer has awesome fanart.
#1539 - felixjarl (12/20/2013) [-]
I got a small folder if you want.
User avatar #1540 - thechosentroll (12/20/2013) [-]
I'll pass.

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#2873 - nelliel ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
#2869 - nelliel ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
hi felix
have a good day
User avatar #2867 - miscarriage (12/07/2014) [-]
**miscarriage rolled comment #8 ** :
Bread with laxatives. Pure evil
#2866 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2014) [-]
are you pewdiepie?
User avatar #2865 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
You seem to be forgotten.
#2864 - felixjarl ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
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#2862 - Absolute Madman (10/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. www.reddit.com/r/HFY/
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
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