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Video Games Played: Tf2,n strategy
Interests: Talk history to me
Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:10/01/2014
Location:Norway
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#25 - What baby? 08/01/2014 on (untitled) +3
#13 - He has gotten better. 08/01/2014 on Gearboy +11
#26 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2014 on The Fear Of Flying. +16
User avatar #57 - keltainenlumi (08/01/2014) [-]
Plane r34 is something I never quite understood.

All I know is that I want more of it.
#48 - mr skeltal (08/01/2014) [-]
#43 - frostbeard (08/01/2014) [-]
You've been to his page but you didn't post the ones that look EXACTLY like a plane?
Disappointing!
To tell the truth, I'd do it myself, but I'm too disgusted by it.
User avatar #30 - youwillnevermeetme (08/01/2014) [-]
Want sauce.
#36 - mr skeltal (08/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - youwillnevermeetme (08/01/2014) [-]
I certainly will!
User avatar #27 - jaegarbombastic (08/01/2014) [-]
Dragon-Plane Porn?

Okay.
#214 - It is a broad line of work mate.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
User avatar #215 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I'm the Buttslut. That's how I picked up sharklazers.
#7 - Nutrition. 07/30/2014 on The truth about asian breasts 0
#130 - I am a professional, I deserve my full title.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride +2
User avatar #210 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2014) [-]
I thought I was the professional cumslut.
User avatar #497 - popnotes (07/31/2014) [-]
You're the buttslut, I'm the cumslut. We discussed this.
User avatar #597 - heartlessrobot (07/31/2014) [-]
I thought felixjarl was the cumslut.
#214 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
It is a broad line of work mate.
User avatar #215 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I'm the Buttslut. That's how I picked up sharklazers.
#166 - PVTDickStryker (07/30/2014) [-]
Cumslut.
#6 - >tumblr >no exaggerations >no random cap…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/30/2014 on History +519
User avatar #177 - instalation (07/31/2014) [-]
Y'all are acting like Tumblr is like Funnyjunk. What you find on Tumblr is literally pretty much about the blogs you follow. If you follow whiny cunts, you get their content.
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#127 - mr skeltal (07/31/2014) [-]
Unless OP himself cropped out the tumour out of this photo.

Then kudos to him.
User avatar #76 - thevsamovies (07/31/2014) [-]
America: tumblr
England: Tumblour

fucking english people
User avatar #96 - zomitlu (07/31/2014) [-]
you should have said

America: Tmblr
England: Tumblr
#60 - schneidend (07/31/2014) [-]
Most tumblr posts that make it to front page have none of those things.
#50 - swagbot (07/31/2014) [-]
> tumbleur
User avatar #74 - popnotes (07/31/2014) [-]
hon hon hon
#39 - mr skeltal (07/31/2014) [-]
I've seen several Tumblr posts on here who've met every one of those conditions you just stated. Apparently you're just blind, I dunno what else to tell you. Get off the computer and go bounce around off walls like a fish or something.
User avatar #67 - fuckingtrolls (07/31/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8 m8 no need 2 deb8 or contempl8
User avatar #24 - swagfagit (07/31/2014) [-]
omg so today IWAS DOING STUFF AND THIS OLD MAN RAPED ME WITH HIS EYES SO I SCREAMED RAPPPPPEEEEEEEE AND HE GOT ARESTED GoOd thing I got rid of that CRIMNAL
User avatar #56 - abaldwalrus (07/31/2014) [-]
omg omg lmao xd i CAN't evEN rIGHt nOW
User avatar #83 - reloyjerkins (07/31/2014) [-]
MY SIDES
User avatar #141 - chrispoot (07/31/2014) [-]
I am SO done with Funnyjunk
User avatar #164 - rihardololz (07/31/2014) [-]
Did You Just?
User avatar #179 - kolsinder (07/31/2014) [-]
This site is on drugs!
User avatar #187 - zzjames (07/31/2014) [-]
literally fuck off
User avatar #54 - thedungeonmaster (07/31/2014) [-]
this is mY FAVORITE THING
User avatar #11 - biscuitsunited (07/30/2014) [-]
Shame its an old post.
#12 - Bugs or hacks?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Counter Strike +2
User avatar #19 - danielsturk (07/30/2014) [-]
He throw his gun into the air infront of him which absorbed the impact of the bullet.
User avatar #15 - createdjustnow (07/30/2014) [-]
dude threw his pistol to prevent a headshot
User avatar #91 - germed (07/31/2014) [-]
Negative. If it hit him in the head, gun or not he would have died. Thin wall penetration or player penetration halves damage, not nulls it. A headshot from an awp does around 440 damage
User avatar #93 - andreslah (07/31/2014) [-]
Developers probably didnt program guns to be a thin layer that the bullet could go through
User avatar #94 - germed (07/31/2014) [-]
He clearly took damage, but not a headshot. The sparks were from the gun getting hit not the helmet.
Meaning if that guy wasn't a dud and hit him even once with that deagle he would have gotten the kill.
User avatar #95 - andreslah (07/31/2014) [-]
Probably, but the blood came from his head, so it hit from there, he probably took physics damage instead of bullet
User avatar #96 - germed (07/31/2014) [-]
There is no physics damage in cs, he got shot in the chest for 60 damage, end of story.
User avatar #14 - karvarausku (07/30/2014) [-]
Not bug neither hacks. What he did was toss the gun and the bullet hit the pistol instead of his head... In CS Go people use pistol to "False toss grenade" So people think they threw flashbang.
User avatar #123 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/31/2014) [-]
Scroll down in this thread
#68 - rainyeyes (07/31/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

How did he know T was behind the corner? It looks a lot like wall hacking from the CT's perspective. I probably need to see/hear the video of context.
#75 - karvarausku (07/31/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** well since we don't hear the sounds (at least I don't) I would assume footsteps, or he jumped down.

That or when he earlier got into his position he saw 2 people and got cornered.

Also could be that teammate saw him from far.
User avatar #57 - ponchosdm (07/31/2014) [-]
holy shit, people who make those kind of tricks, DAM, they are very skilled, the granade not that much, but throwing pistol at bullet, wow, I would kinda fix that by adding momentum to the weapon and making it able to make damage to the player according to speed and mass that the weapon gets. sorry I am a developer and really liked CS
#63 - Call me a cumslut but i prefer this version.  [+] (15 new replies) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride +64
User avatar #478 - niggymon (07/31/2014) [-]
slutcum
User avatar #418 - ugottanked (07/31/2014) [-]
cumslut
#308 - vorarephilia (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #300 - snipys (07/31/2014) [-]
Cumslut
User avatar #216 - brassydolphin (07/30/2014) [-]
cumslut
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (07/30/2014) [-]
Can I call you CL for short? Or how about just Hal?
User avatar #130 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
I am a professional, I deserve my full title.
User avatar #210 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2014) [-]
I thought I was the professional cumslut.
User avatar #497 - popnotes (07/31/2014) [-]
You're the buttslut, I'm the cumslut. We discussed this.
User avatar #597 - heartlessrobot (07/31/2014) [-]
I thought felixjarl was the cumslut.
#214 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
It is a broad line of work mate.
User avatar #215 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I'm the Buttslut. That's how I picked up sharklazers.
#166 - PVTDickStryker (07/30/2014) [-]
Cumslut.
#119 - kapteininnlysende (07/30/2014) [-]
Cumslut
User avatar #69 - arreatface (07/30/2014) [-]
cumslut
#23 - The internet is for sharing things. 07/30/2014 on A Century Later... 0
#63 - Do a comp about hats only! 07/30/2014 on TF2 Fact Compilation +14
#21 - Hand over the gif and no one gets hurt.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on A Century Later... 0
#22 - dutchfag (07/30/2014) [-]
i have no fucking idea where i saved it
#23 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
The internet is for sharing things.
#2853 - Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY sin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on felixjarl's profile 0
User avatar #2854 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
#22 - Would be delightful if you did. 07/30/2014 on Weeaboo Stories: The Finale +15
#17 - I need your avatar for my collection.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on A Century Later... 0
#20 - dutchfag (07/30/2014) [-]
i feel so important now
#21 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
Hand over the gif and no one gets hurt.
#22 - dutchfag (07/30/2014) [-]
i have no fucking idea where i saved it
#23 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
The internet is for sharing things.
#6 - I live with a cat, I am also slightly allergic(to the point of… 07/30/2014 on Eye masturbation 0
#133 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Post that one GIF you never... 0
#17 - No more Gob?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Weeaboo Stories: The Finale +159
#20 - BerryLicious (07/30/2014) [-]
If she does anything else stupid and I hear about it, I'll post more!
#106 - rdobet (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh boy, I've never been so sure whether or not I wanted something.
User avatar #77 - fallenstar (07/30/2014) [-]
so pretty much anything she does?
User avatar #38 - lexivex (07/30/2014) [-]
She's currently in Japan isn't she?
User avatar #142 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2014) [-]
Isn't being a fatass frowned upon in Japan? Not talking bit chubby, talking.. FAT. Really fat.
#39 - BerryLicious (07/30/2014) [-]
If she's not already, she soon will be.
User avatar #41 - lexivex (07/30/2014) [-]
Well, if Japan is as etiquette stringent as bizengaust says it is, I have no doubt Gob would be deported within the hour.
#44 - mrweekends (07/30/2014) [-]
I enjoy your avatar.
#42 - BerryLicious (07/30/2014) [-]
Probably! Though I hope not, I hope she stays at least a week so we get another story out of it.
#22 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
Would be delightful if you did.
#14 - Oh dear. OH DEAR! This made me think of that You don't w…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2014 on In her vagina for HOW long? +1
User avatar #26 - tankthejackal (07/30/2014) [-]
I need to hear that story
User avatar #27 - banjodance (07/30/2014) [-]
she was an amerifat that went into an ER.
immensly obese
getting cleaned so they could check stomache area pain.
they find black sludge exiting the vag
she was pregnant
it died due to weight
it decayed
black sludge was decayed fetus who died.
sshe didnt even know she was pregnant
User avatar #28 - tankthejackal (07/30/2014) [-]
I think I might loose weight just from lost appetite
User avatar #29 - banjodance (07/30/2014) [-]
the original version of the story was in first-person, and it was detailed on the scent and i think there was a body-grown mushroom
User avatar #30 - tankthejackal (07/30/2014) [-]
and where can I get this story
User avatar #31 - banjodance (07/30/2014) [-]
i found it on here screen-capped from 4chin. i'll look and see if i saved it
User avatar #83 - banjodance (07/30/2014) [-]
could not find sorry~
User avatar #81 - Lolinator (07/30/2014) [-]
bump

would love to see this
User avatar #67 - nazrix (07/30/2014) [-]
eeeww. tell me more
User avatar #48 - memescomefromb (07/30/2014) [-]
I want to read it too
#20 - Picture 07/29/2014 on feels +7
#437 - 38000 to be exact. Year 40,000 and that. 07/29/2014 on liek it you cri every tiem 0
#21 - Picture 07/28/2014 on Pika pika +4
#27 - Then he need to do some basic cleaning. 07/28/2014 on Previously: On The Internet +3
#20 - Girls do often look quite good with hats. Thought, 10 dollar f… 07/28/2014 on Fedora +1
#10 - That last line. Time to get grizzly 07/28/2014 on OKCupid you amaze me +7
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
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