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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Felixjarl
Video Games Played: Tf2,n strategy
Interests: Talk history to me
Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Norway
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#1010191 - Started re watching the hellsing series right now and a questi…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1010205 - jakeandhistoe (08/06/2014) [-]
What does he need them for though? He's already powerful enough as it is.
User avatar #1010210 - felixjarl (08/06/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase the question. Is there any cannon work about why he is capable of not creating ghouls
User avatar #1010239 - sugoi (08/06/2014) [-]
Yes, spoilers dough.
User avatar #1010203 - zombifier (08/06/2014) [-]
just wait til level 0, you'll see why
User avatar #1010198 - awesomedewd (08/06/2014) [-]
Probably cause Hellsing doesn't allow it?
#1010194 - hsm (08/06/2014) [-]
Because he only chooses his students on the merits of how much they give him a boner.
#6 - Sleeping there would be horrible.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Pretty Sweet +14
User avatar #9 - ssjcarbon (08/06/2014) [-]
I don't know about you. But I sleep with my eyes close.
User avatar #15 - leonhardt (08/06/2014) [-]
you know what they say.
Keep your eyes close.
and your enemies closer.
#62 - I can now die happily. 08/05/2014 on WW3 Has Begun 0
#21 - That is how i use it. to get my boner going then i go somewhere else. 08/05/2014 on Need level 1 for NSFW +18
#72 - Picture 08/05/2014 on We're acknowledged. +4
#68 - Says you. I ******* love pancakes.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on We're acknowledged. +6
User avatar #70 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
WaffleZ 4 LyFE
#72 - felixjarl (08/05/2014) [-]
#64 - Ever heard of the line: A picture says a thousand words?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on We're acknowledged. +48
User avatar #67 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
If all thousand words are "pancakes", then it doesn't count for shit.
#68 - felixjarl (08/05/2014) [-]
Says you.

I fucking love pancakes.
User avatar #70 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
WaffleZ 4 LyFE
#72 - felixjarl (08/05/2014) [-]
#31 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Can't resist 0
#5 - Bowler hat.....  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on I woke up to this today... +12
#12 - greyhoundfd (08/05/2014) [-]
That's not a bowler hat. Look at it carefully, it's mesh or something.
User avatar #8 - ruukes (08/05/2014) [-]
Where?
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2014) [-]
its on top right
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Arnold & Helga, Many Years... +23
#113 - beheaded (08/05/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on god I'm bored +3
#9 - zzitro (08/04/2014) [-]
Thank you though, I appreciate it
#5 - Afraid it does only consist of 4 images now. had to get a new …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on god I'm bored +3
#6 - felixjarl (08/04/2014) [-]
#9 - zzitro (08/04/2014) [-]
Thank you though, I appreciate it
#4 - You do unquestionably need this game. Also if you want to be O… 08/04/2014 on Screw you guys 0
#2 - You bet your sweet loveable ass it is.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Screw you guys +1
#3 - flemsdfer (08/04/2014) [-]
I have a shitty laptop so I'm waiting for it to come to ps4, but the fuckers only gave a date of "this summer". Summer's going fast, damnit, and I want this game. I NEED this game.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2014) [-]
If you want to fight for what's right, join the terran republic.
#4 - felixjarl (08/04/2014) [-]
You do unquestionably need this game. Also if you want to be OP chocse the blue guys. if you want a good community chose the other guys. If you want to kill everyone with tanks chose the purple.


As someone with 650 hours into this game i can only say: i like it.

#12 - Picture 08/04/2014 on Pornstar comp 0
#1 - Glad i made a folder just for these.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on god I'm bored +17
#4 - zzitro (08/04/2014) [-]
More please!
#5 - felixjarl (08/04/2014) [-]
Afraid it does only consist of 4 images now. had to get a new computer.
#6 - felixjarl (08/04/2014) [-]
#9 - zzitro (08/04/2014) [-]
Thank you though, I appreciate it
#6 - Enjoy it mate. 08/04/2014 on Need Level 1 for NSFW.... +1
#18 - ''wanna ****** And it worked.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Gay master race. +6
User avatar #21 - sideism (08/03/2014) [-]
doubt.jpeg
#1 - Only the officer model included one of those. Al…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on ha +251
User avatar #3 - adzodeux (08/04/2014) [-]
What's more triumphant than opening up an enemy like a fine wine?
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
Using a corkscrew to remove your enemies eyes from their head!
User avatar #43 - fkelly (08/04/2014) [-]
That motherfuckers eyes are halfway there.
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
Holy fuck, that picture is scary as shit.
#45 - Enjoy lads. 08/03/2014 on TAKE YOUR TIME AND LISTEN... 0
#75 - Oh well, better to have tried and lost than never tried at all. 08/02/2014 on Best. Superpower. Ever 0
#71 - You are the master, just make the text heil hitler there somewhere.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Best. Superpower. Ever +1
User avatar #74 - tacticalhog (08/02/2014) [-]
ehh,sorry man can't do it. Tried, but I don't know adobe photoshop well enough.
#75 - felixjarl (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh well, better to have tried and lost than never tried at all.
#6 - Sorry mate, that is my non english mother language kicking in.… 08/02/2014 on Ain't nobody got time for that 0
#2 - In this scenario it is little white, a lot of grey and some bl…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Ain't nobody got time for that +1
#11 - comradewinter (08/02/2014) [-]
Picture this:

Someone outside of your country decides that 53% of your country should become a new country with a new government. The new leaders severely oppress the old inhabitants, and end up pressing you out of the country. You move into a new city, and try to live your life there.

A few years later, the neighbors who just pushed you out of your home roll in with tanks and take your city. You move to the next one, which is lost right afterwards. In the end, only 10% or less remains, and split into two separate parts. Your family lives in one place, you in the other. You can't afford plane tickets because your neighbors have all the resources in the country, and they won't let you pass. They wall your region in, and you have no way to go.

Then some guys from your new country decide to send a rocket to the neighbors. They get pissed, so they send one to your city. Your sister dies, along with many of your neighbors. Your home is flattened.

Then the guys from before launch a new rocket, which leads to more retaliation. The hospital is destroyed this time. Many patients die, and due to closing, the wounded don't get the treatment they need.

You can blame Hamas all you want, but they mostly target soldiers who pledged to die for Israel. Israel is fully aware that sending rockets in return will kill hundreds, but they don't care. They don't confirm if there is any threat in the presence anymore. They don't confirm with the UN whether they have control over the rockets they've seized at schools. They don't think it unjust that they get more than half of a country, and try to take the rest. And lastly, they don't care whether the Palestinians support Hamas or not. Even Jews all over the world find Israel incredibly apathetic and cruel.

So if you think Hamas is the one creating the conflict, think a few years back. There is bad blood between a lot of nations, and this is nothing new.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2014) [-]
Hamas is resistance against jewish colonisation, which showed for 100 years now how murderous and unmoral people they are.
User avatar #5 - spacehawk (08/02/2014) [-]
They fire unguided rockets, not missiles, into Israel
#6 - felixjarl (08/02/2014) [-]
Sorry mate, that is my non english mother language kicking in. I call all rockets missiles.
#3 - robuntu (08/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#20 - No, write heil under it. Patricks arm is far to perfect.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Best. Superpower. Ever +13
User avatar #70 - tacticalhog (08/02/2014) [-]
Do you want the text scrolling, blinking, or just standing there? Also, want me to cut out spongebob from it?
User avatar #71 - felixjarl (08/02/2014) [-]
You are the master, just make the text heil hitler there somewhere.
User avatar #74 - tacticalhog (08/02/2014) [-]
ehh,sorry man can't do it. Tried, but I don't know adobe photoshop well enough.
#75 - felixjarl (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh well, better to have tried and lost than never tried at all.
User avatar #57 - sociocat (08/02/2014) [-]
YES DO THIS
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#2862 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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#2824 - kimilsung ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
#2799 - giffythetoad ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
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