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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
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#64 - Picture 11/16/2013 on Snowed in today +25
#2654 - Picture 11/09/2013 on felixjarl's profile 0
#2653 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on felixjarl's profile 0
#2654 - felixjarl (11/09/2013) [-]
#71 - Damn it mate, stop making me laugh like a idiot.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Pokecunt +1
User avatar #86 - gtobirilsrelbxw (10/24/2013) [-]
You know I can't obey that, because I love you, and to deny you laughter, a halfed-grin of a smile, or even the simple pleasure of meeting, is a crime.
#20 - Is there any proof to this? That so called queen bee …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2013 on This is actually terrifying... +1
#80 - philss (10/13/2013) [-]
queens are marked like this, that is true. this is a queen. the body looks different. it is indeed an extraordenary small queen though.
source: my grandpa is a beekeeper, I used to check the bees with him often.
also, i never heard of that cuddle death thing. usually the old queen flys away with some workers to found a new hive somewhere else. however, i can imagine that this kind of death is possible when the queen is ill and the workers try to stop the spread.
#33 - derberner (10/13/2013) [-]
Queen bees are marked by beekeepers like the one with the pink dot. They aren't grotesquely huge like typically portrayed.
User avatar #31 - secretdestroyers (10/13/2013) [-]
Google it.
#22 - dapape has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - dapape (10/13/2013) [-]
No one claimed that picture had a queen bee in it.

Google images doesn't usually lie though, any pictures there are similar.
#44 - Thank god we can do this. 10/09/2013 on wait for it... +6
#28 - Hmmm my appologies, i did not read that this was your own work… 10/09/2013 on Unstoppable TREX 0
#64 - DONT CONFUSE ME WITH DETAILS!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on not making this up 0
User avatar #67 - thascomrad (10/07/2013) [-]
Dont tell me what to do
#89 - playerdous (10/07/2013) [-]
#4 - Did the artist rip off from this or was it the other way.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Unstoppable TREX +29
#11 - lustuad (10/07/2013) [-]
I really hate that people say I ripped off an artist. No. I didn't. I really really didn't.

When you draw something that you have seen before, it isn't ripping off that artist. If anything it's fan art. I didn't claim the trex as my own. The drawing is.

If I drew a picture of lady gaga, you wouldn't say that I ripped off lady gaga. Or if I drew Naruto you wouldn't say I ripped off Naru
User avatar #28 - felixjarl (10/09/2013) [-]
Hmmm my appologies, i did not read that this was your own work.

Also i worded my question wrong my a large scale. What i mean: was this the original work or did OP make the original one?
User avatar #13 - teleamachus (10/07/2013) [-]
Man, I feel your pain, but if I hadn't seen the thread's first picture I would have thought it was your own. So not giving credit to a picture you drew of something you've seen before is indeed some form of plagiarism. Live and learn, my friend, please don't be upset about it.
#20 - lustuad (10/07/2013) [-]
I suppose that I assumed it was more internet known that it apparently really is. Which is sad. I feel like everyone should know what this is.

It's like the Grumpy cat.
User avatar #23 - teleamachus (10/07/2013) [-]
Well, it's never a bad idea to be safe and throw in an imgur link in the description
#12 - ilikepatatas (10/07/2013) [-]
you have to give credit son, oterwise it counts as a rip-off
#7 - ganondork (10/07/2013) [-]
OP ripped off the original artist, apparantly named Alexis Hanson (www.shapeways.com/model/922874/unstoppable-t-rex.html)
#12 - I think i just got the gay guys. 10/07/2013 on Oh... +8
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on stop horsing around +2
#25 - voltwaffle (10/07/2013) [-]
#155 - The spelling error. no_yes  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on EA 0
User avatar #160 - KingElliott (10/07/2013) [-]
no, just what you said made it sound like you knew nothing at all about video games. im sure you do, but just think about what you say before you say it lol
#153 - Okey ypou disagree with me. Fair enough. But why call me a retard  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on EA 0
User avatar #154 - KingElliott (10/07/2013) [-]
"That is why i buy a full game. I don\t buy half the game."
User avatar #155 - felixjarl (10/07/2013) [-]
The spelling error. no_yes
User avatar #160 - KingElliott (10/07/2013) [-]
no, just what you said made it sound like you knew nothing at all about video games. im sure you do, but just think about what you say before you say it lol
#151 - I beg you pardon  [+] (5 new replies) 10/07/2013 on EA +1
User avatar #152 - KingElliott (10/07/2013) [-]
When you buy a game, you get the full game. Just because online play is a little glitchy at the moment that doesnt mean people got ripped off. They just need some time to create the necessary updates to get it back to normal.
#153 - felixjarl (10/07/2013) [-]
Okey ypou disagree with me. Fair enough. But why call me a retard
User avatar #154 - KingElliott (10/07/2013) [-]
"That is why i buy a full game. I don\t buy half the game."
User avatar #155 - felixjarl (10/07/2013) [-]
The spelling error. no_yes
User avatar #160 - KingElliott (10/07/2013) [-]
no, just what you said made it sound like you knew nothing at all about video games. im sure you do, but just think about what you say before you say it lol
#20 - Picture 10/07/2013 on Ulfr the Great. +5
#19 - Picture 10/07/2013 on Ulfr the Great. +5
#39 - Some of us are not swine.  [+] (13 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Elevators +43
User avatar #53 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
THIS.

FUCKING THIS.

Seriously, I've never understood the American thing of 'Oh, sure, let's wear our shoes in the house!'
User avatar #115 - xtane (10/07/2013) [-]
...do Americans seriously leave their shoes on in their homes? I thought that was only on tv for convenience of drawing / acting....
#108 - lukchy (10/07/2013) [-]
yeah its only in America..
#88 - zekit (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm american and i've never worn my shoes inside they're uncomfortable and i hate socks as well
#89 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
#91 - zekit (10/07/2013) [-]
can.. can i take that?
User avatar #93 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
It's all yours xD.

I've got a fuckzillion of them
User avatar #65 - ariplayer (10/07/2013) [-]
yup, even in the middle east you take your shoes off. everywhere except in europe though
User avatar #56 - Blargosnarf (10/07/2013) [-]
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's wrong, and if you think it is you're an ass. Frankly, I think that most Americans wouldn't understand taking your shoes off when entering a house, is it culturally wrong? No, you respect it when it's enforced!
User avatar #57 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
If they don't understand the simple act of 'not being a fucking moron', then, well...

Yeah. They're fucking morons.
User avatar #54 - Zeigh (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't mind tearing up my nice carpet with rough shoes or anything, I certainly don't mind when you track in dog shit and mud either.
#99 - Womens Study Major (10/07/2013) [-]
Unless you're a child, you shouldn't be walking in mud or dog shit, sure as a kid, take your shoes off, but I'm an adult and I don't play on grass or mud anymore, I walk on concrete side walks and I'm weary of stepping in something.
basically there's nothing but dust and dirt particles, and in my home we have nothing but laminate flooring that is washed and hoovered regularly.

If I go to someone else house and they have a shoe removal rule then I'll happily abide, but my fuckin house, my fucking shoe rule, and as for mine, you can leave you shoes on if you want unless they're filthy.
User avatar #55 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh, and PLEASE, by all means, scuff up those nice wood floors.
#36 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Elevators +35
#92 - oliphan (10/07/2013) [-]
Now just imagine that happening to someone in a wheelchair.
#106 - guanyu (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - nimblewalrus (10/07/2013) [-]
Why does he take his shoes off?
User avatar #51 - slugnugget (10/07/2013) [-]
Japanese culture.

They take off their shoes before entering houses.
User avatar #114 - feelythefeel (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian, and that's normal here too.
#69 - wtfduud (10/07/2013) [-]
Non-american culture*
#39 - felixjarl (10/07/2013) [-]
Some of us are not swine.
User avatar #53 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
THIS.

FUCKING THIS.

Seriously, I've never understood the American thing of 'Oh, sure, let's wear our shoes in the house!'
User avatar #115 - xtane (10/07/2013) [-]
...do Americans seriously leave their shoes on in their homes? I thought that was only on tv for convenience of drawing / acting....
#108 - lukchy (10/07/2013) [-]
yeah its only in America..
#88 - zekit (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm american and i've never worn my shoes inside they're uncomfortable and i hate socks as well
#89 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
#91 - zekit (10/07/2013) [-]
can.. can i take that?
User avatar #93 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
It's all yours xD.

I've got a fuckzillion of them
User avatar #65 - ariplayer (10/07/2013) [-]
yup, even in the middle east you take your shoes off. everywhere except in europe though
User avatar #56 - Blargosnarf (10/07/2013) [-]
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's wrong, and if you think it is you're an ass. Frankly, I think that most Americans wouldn't understand taking your shoes off when entering a house, is it culturally wrong? No, you respect it when it's enforced!
User avatar #57 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
If they don't understand the simple act of 'not being a fucking moron', then, well...

Yeah. They're fucking morons.
User avatar #54 - Zeigh (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't mind tearing up my nice carpet with rough shoes or anything, I certainly don't mind when you track in dog shit and mud either.
#99 - Womens Study Major (10/07/2013) [-]
Unless you're a child, you shouldn't be walking in mud or dog shit, sure as a kid, take your shoes off, but I'm an adult and I don't play on grass or mud anymore, I walk on concrete side walks and I'm weary of stepping in something.
basically there's nothing but dust and dirt particles, and in my home we have nothing but laminate flooring that is washed and hoovered regularly.

If I go to someone else house and they have a shoe removal rule then I'll happily abide, but my fuckin house, my fucking shoe rule, and as for mine, you can leave you shoes on if you want unless they're filthy.
User avatar #55 - LaBarata (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh, and PLEASE, by all means, scuff up those nice wood floors.
#23 - You are funny sometimes. you are also a lot of times. Generall… 10/07/2013 on All I hear when people... +1
#26 - Picture 10/07/2013 on All of my nope +4
#47 - Picture 10/07/2013 on Oh Canada +29
#91 - Picture 10/07/2013 on Video Games Facts #Un 0
#25 - Picture 10/07/2013 on Everybody loves Lemons +11
#241 - The lack of whole meatballs in Norways dish disturbs me. 10/07/2013 on Grandma's cooking 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on stop horsing around +18
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#2864 - felixjarl ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
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#2862 - Womens Study Major (10/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2825 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
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