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#392 - Hippos are actually known to not only scavenge bu also kill fo… 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the "Are You... 0
#39 - Yes exactly that. my appologies. 02/05/2014 on Bill Nye the "Are You... +19
#28 - Can someone name a animal that is a herbivore but has blunt te…  [+] (23 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Bill Nye the "Are You... +1
User avatar #373 - canines (02/06/2014) [-]
the gorilla is a herbivore and still got large sharp teeth
#357 - animedudej (02/06/2014) [-]
as far as i understand carnivores have sharper teeth to tear through flesh, sharper if it tends to have to tear into the tough hide of certain animals

and Herbivores have duller teeth to grind leafs etc with more powerfull jaws depending on it's habitat

Omnivores have a mix like us Humans have our Canines as well as blunt teeth
#353 - tacticalhog (02/06/2014) [-]
I think some prehistoric herbivores had sharper teeth,like the brontosaurus. Not sure why. Pictured is one such tooth.
User avatar #309 - instalation (02/06/2014) [-]
Pretty much any plant eater.
#179 - ragnagna (02/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #356 - hellsjester (02/06/2014) [-]
not true most and by most i mean the vast majority have eaten meat in the past. although the breeding kids to be vegan this is happening more and more these days.... what ever happened to choice...
#199 - CIS White Male (02/06/2014) [-]
#151 - CIS White Male (02/06/2014) [-]
excuse me.
"can someone name a animal that is a herbivore..."
"someone name a animal."
"name a animal."
"a animal"
User avatar #146 - delphine (02/06/2014) [-]
I think you mean a carnivore that has blunt teeth... Hmmm the only carnivore I can think of without sharp teeth is a baleen whale.

Panda bears are herbivores with sharp teeth.

But both these animals have teeth that match up with their diet.
User avatar #140 - toastedspikes (02/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #117 - atoaster (02/05/2014) [-]
Eh... Hippos are pretty close. Still eat birds and each other.
User avatar #392 - felixjarl (02/06/2014) [-]
Hippos are actually known to not only scavenge bu also kill for the meat. even cannibalism.

#145 - superduperpuper (02/06/2014) [-]
Not only birds. Hippos are pretty fucking aggressive when it comes to territory. They might not eat them (I'm not sure thought) but hippos need the sharp teeth also to attack anything that comes in their territory. Be it birds, gazelles or even humans. If I remember right they even sometimes attack harder animals like lions, because hippos are more dangerous ones when they are in the water. So they are basically omnivores (both kinds of teeth, like you can see in the picture.), but they often just use the sharp teeth to kill/hurt other animals without eating them.
User avatar #368 - nicoquitemad (02/06/2014) [-]
Looking at that picture, they have blunt-ish teeth in the back of their mouth for plants. Neato design.
User avatar #264 - atoaster (02/06/2014) [-]
Ah, thank you. Hippos were the fruit of a quick internet search.
User avatar #81 - lightninghorse (02/05/2014) [-]
some species fruit bat have extremely sharp teeth, presumably due to the type of fruit native to their habitat.

but Ham's argument doesn't work because while omnivores like bears and raccoon do have sharp teeth, they also have blunt back teeth made for mashing and grinding plants and such.
blunt teeth which lions lack. Nye would have explained that but they had moved on to another subject after this statement.
#38 - CIS White Male (02/05/2014) [-]
Gelada Baboon
User avatar #33 - annand (02/05/2014) [-]
Do you mean herbivore that has sharp teeth? Because basically every herbivore has blunt teeth
#292 - CIS White Male (02/06/2014) [-]
Depending on what it eats, it's teeth may not be considered sharp but definitely not blunt (I'm thinking herbivorous dinosaurs) secondly not all their teeth are the same. It might mostly have blunt teeth but that doesn't mean it has sharper teeth for other utilities (besides eating meat) (also this is besides the point of the post just kind of a general idea a lot of you seem to have wrong it's not that black and white as sharp = carnivore and blunt= herbivore (although that's generally correct)
User avatar #48 - schmitty (02/05/2014) [-]
The example he used was bears and pandas, my thoughts as he was stating it though was that Panda need relatively sharp teeth in order to break through the bamboo they eat.
#152 - CIS White Male (02/06/2014) [-]
Bears are omnivorous though. Or did he mean strictly herbivore. Bear eat fish and some species eat insects.
#355 - hellsjester (02/06/2014) [-]
well pandas for the most part only eat plants. but on rare occasion they will eat steak. Cause even pandas hate vegans
#39 - felixjarl (02/05/2014) [-]
Yes exactly that. my appologies.
#21 - Is it because the finsish shot is the size of one bottle?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Alcoholic Countries +82
User avatar #76 - aviators (02/06/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah, Steam Powered Giraffe.
User avatar #72 - doomfish (02/06/2014) [-]
Probably not.
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try it with something bigger you casual
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Sweet catch
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op's cat
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#24 - But we were talking about bagpipes. not longbows. But true. He… 02/05/2014 on So that's why 0
#9 - Actually it is not a entirely uncomming thing to be percived i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on So that's why +4
#11 - hallis (02/05/2014) [-]
not unique... he was the only man known to have felled an enemy with a longbow during world war 2
#24 - felixjarl (02/05/2014) [-]
But we were talking about bagpipes. not longbows. But true. He was the only person to do that.

His name is jack churchill by the way. And after my oppinion, a badas man ineed. but a horrible leader.
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User avatar #35 - Thundergod (02/05/2014) [-]
To clarify for those who don't know, that's a woman in the shower.
User avatar #39 - kanatana (02/05/2014) [-]
A woman who would one day clone his DNA and make him have a son with another dude's wife
#61 - omgheythere (02/05/2014) [-]
Silly Cadmus
User avatar #40 - Thundergod (02/05/2014) [-]
But that wasn't the point of my comment. It was to point out that, to me, Batman's smile only gets funnier with that knowledge.
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Oh my.
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... ooohhhhhhh
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I can't remember the name of this wrestler...any help?
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Wade Barrett buddy
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Thank you dude
#217 - CIS White Male (02/05/2014) [-]
John Cena
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#2745 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.

Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.

Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2825 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
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