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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
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#5 - He is wielding a Gladius. A Roman sword.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Stolen from FJ2 +205
#54 - youthanasia (11/27/2014) [-]
A Woman Sword ?
User avatar #52 - mrmarcooler (11/27/2014) [-]
And I'd say he's dressed like a celt. So yeah... Picked up the gladius from romans, as mentioned above.
#51 - blackoutonetwotwo (11/27/2014) [-]
He got it from a dead roman.
User avatar #25 - captainprincess (11/26/2014) [-]
Looted form his enemies ofc
#9 - mattymc (11/26/2014) [-]
Hmm. the hilt looks like most gladius ive seen (not sure what the plural is) but the blade has a more pronounced leaf shaped like a Xiphos. Conclusion: Its a toy from party city
#55 - Qweeaf (11/27/2014) [-]
Not all gladii gladiuses is also correct had straight edges.
#56 - Qweeaf (11/27/2014) [-]
Image got fucked up.
#11 - anonymous (11/26/2014) [-]
gladii. The xiphos is bent as well, while the gladius is mainly a stabbing sword. This is modeled after a conventional one, even if its blade shape is wonky.

he's a race traitor in other words.
#10 - felttipwizard (11/26/2014) [-]
Whatever it is, it certainly isn't a scottish claymore.
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (11/26/2014) [-]
It said "Scottish/Spartan Ancestory".
#24 - felttipwizard (11/26/2014) [-]
ah I see, I'm a retard, please ignore me.
It'd still be cooler with a claymore though.
#175 - Might as well post the entire damn thing then. dexter… 11/26/2014 on Shopkeep 0
#172 - dexterity noun skill in performing tasks, especially w…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Shopkeep 0
#174 - gymzim (11/26/2014) [-]
Yes, but dexterity will not help you suck yourself. Neither will agility for that matter. What you want would be flexibility.
#175 - felixjarl (11/26/2014) [-]
Might as well post the entire damn thing then.

dexterity
noun
skill in performing tasks, especially with the hands.
"her dexterity with chopsticks"
synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, capability, talent, skilfulness, skill, proficiency, accomplishment, expertise, experience, efficiency, effortlessness, slickness, mastery, delicacy, knack, facility, artistry, sleight of hand, craft, finesse, felicity.
#107 - Picture 11/26/2014 on What. 0
#92 - Picture 11/25/2014 on What. +4
#269 - Kill child. Pay 1000 dollars and save the lives of 10.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on hit it so hard i broke a... +2
User avatar #278 - mrwalkerfour (11/25/2014) [-]
or, become worlds strongest man, earn loads of prize money, and start up a charity to aid africans, save thousands of lives,
#45 - A hawk's feather. 20 times dexterity means that i can…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Shopkeep +39
#170 - gymzim (11/25/2014) [-]
You don't know what dexterity means do you.
User avatar #172 - felixjarl (11/26/2014) [-]
dexterity
noun
skill in performing tasks, especially with the hands.
synonyms: agility.
#174 - gymzim (11/26/2014) [-]
Yes, but dexterity will not help you suck yourself. Neither will agility for that matter. What you want would be flexibility.
#175 - felixjarl (11/26/2014) [-]
Might as well post the entire damn thing then.

dexterity
noun
skill in performing tasks, especially with the hands.
"her dexterity with chopsticks"
synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, capability, talent, skilfulness, skill, proficiency, accomplishment, expertise, experience, efficiency, effortlessness, slickness, mastery, delicacy, knack, facility, artistry, sleight of hand, craft, finesse, felicity.
#44 - Comment deleted 11/25/2014 on Shopkeep 0
#39 - Sterile bubble. Every person who enter within 5 meter…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Choice Games Part III 0
User avatar #40 - thetoasterofdeath (11/25/2014) [-]
have fun with your digestive issues.
#8 - Mr D She is going to give the heretics the D 11/25/2014 on Mr. D +9
#9 - A while back i saw a genuinely ugly cuple. They were …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/25/2014 on What. +146
#136 - eullownu (11/26/2014) [-]
Where did you find a mirror big enough to capture both of you in it
User avatar #100 - spacehawk (11/25/2014) [-]
"Light Downs Syndrome": Only ½ too many chromosomes.
User avatar #98 - YllekNayr (11/25/2014) [-]
I fucking love your collection of pictures.
#107 - felixjarl (11/26/2014) [-]
#89 - Indoknight (11/25/2014) [-]
don't worry

you look like pretty hot pussy to me
#92 - felixjarl (11/25/2014) [-]
#75 - nintendolover (11/25/2014) [-]
Successful relationships aren't built around looks.
User avatar #104 - elcreepo (11/25/2014) [-]
This.

Looks should only be part of the reason you start dating, it should never be the only reason you're still dating.

The best relationships don't give a fuck about anything but each other's health and happiness, especially if they're both ugly and proud.
User avatar #30 - thedutchs (11/25/2014) [-]
I once saw an entire family with the same dolphinlike nose.
User avatar #10 - undeadmaus (11/25/2014) [-]
Whenever I see couples like that I can just see a big glittery ''Compromise'' hanging over them. but I'm just being mean, good for them
#27 - Now penetrate each other. 11/24/2014 on A Story of Love 0
#1 - Reminds me of my favourite magic item. The helmet of …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Every MMO ever, +50
#6 - namix (11/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - Lainge (11/23/2014) [-]
I prefer the sphere of slope detection.
User avatar #2 - sumerfag (11/23/2014) [-]
I have a gauntlet of painful punches, it's covered in spikes
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Toys -11
User avatar #11 - applesdontpee (11/23/2014) [-]
the second two were just jokes. take them at face value.
#28 - You dickwrangler. 11/22/2014 on Shwoop 0
#72 - Picture 11/22/2014 on am i doin to right? +2
#100 - Google my friend. you lazy tosser  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Fucking metal +2
User avatar #101 - BlueToaster (11/22/2014) [-]
I acknowledge my laziness and commend your initiative.
#98 - I do not have source but i can vouch that most of what the guy…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Fucking metal +1
User avatar #99 - BlueToaster (11/22/2014) [-]
I agree, I just wanted to read it because I thought it sounded interesting.
#100 - felixjarl (11/22/2014) [-]
Google my friend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia

you lazy tosser
User avatar #101 - BlueToaster (11/22/2014) [-]
I acknowledge my laziness and commend your initiative.
#43 - Any clue why he stopped? He was a quite funny chap. 11/21/2014 on Remember to be #1 0
#61 - **** you.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Aww Yeah ! 0
User avatar #62 - casinoer (11/20/2014) [-]
That's it. I'm done cleaning up your shit.
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
#146 - I am already top lvl in comments so the comment bar does not s… 11/20/2014 on like new levels bars on top... +1
#7 - I severely dislike that popupp. I decided to say …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Aww Yeah ! +56
User avatar #60 - casinoer (11/20/2014) [-]
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
I fix table
#61 - felixjarl (11/20/2014) [-]
Fuck you.
User avatar #62 - casinoer (11/20/2014) [-]
That's it. I'm done cleaning up your shit.
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
#56 - chozodark (11/20/2014) [-]
i know the feeling...
#18 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
It's pretty easy to clean up shit on your computer.

-Namely, use this: www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/junkware-removal-tool/
-Combined with: www.piriform.com/CCLEANER
-Basic understanding of accessing the control panel and removing any programs not removed by Junkware Remover that shouldn't be on said computer.
-And be sure to kill off pretty all startup programs on your computer.

Boom, you have cleaned up your computer immensely and it'll take you like 5-10 minutes.
#70 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
you forgot to defragment the computer then you're all set
#19 - shmochra (11/20/2014) [-]
nanami-tan.info/ (windows ricing and debloating)

btw bleachbit is better than ccleaner imo
User avatar #82 - russianexplain (11/20/2014) [-]
why isn't zone alarm mentioned in that pic?
User avatar #86 - shmochra (11/21/2014) [-]
don't know . not my pic. Took it from the /g wiki
#22 - I once had a burger at McDonald that tasted so bad. It felt li…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on 15 things 0
User avatar #66 - roflnaut (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't like the burgers.
Even though I honestly have no idea what they put in them, I like their chicken nuggets. Of course, I only eat at McD's maybe once a month or so.
User avatar #30 - Ottovan (11/19/2014) [-]
Tip: If you want a freshly grilled burger at any drive thru, ask for a patty with NO SEASONING.

They pre-cook already seasoned patties, but if you ask for no seasoning, they throw a fresh one on the grill
User avatar #31 - emiyashirou (11/19/2014) [-]
That kind of defeats the purpose of fast food though. You could just as well go eat at a diner then.
#9 - It was indeed me. Think the other felix managed to get in top … 11/16/2014 on This week in science +1
#12 - If wikipedia is to belived then you are either right or wrong.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Stay classy +3
#16 - ultradar (11/15/2014) [-]
I was also taught about it at primary school. Could still be something fake, but there's definitely a lot behind this story.
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User avatar #2867 - miscarriage (12/07/2014) [-]
**miscarriage rolled comment #8 ** :
Bread with laxatives. Pure evil
#2866 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
are you pewdiepie?
User avatar #2865 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
You seem to be forgotten.
#2864 - felixjarl (11/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#2862 - anonymous (10/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
User avatar #2825 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
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