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Video Games Played: Tf2,n strategy
Interests: Talk history to me
Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Norway
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#195 - Picture 12/04/2014 on well..um.. 0
#13 - The moment i saw ''always cums when i take her form behind'' … 12/03/2014 on /k/ anon has a dog +36
#17 - It is actually slightly bigger. 20% or so. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on meet Zeus +1
#25 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
UNFORTUNATELY I'M THE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM,
AND YOUR TINY PICTURE OF CAT DISPLEASE ME, JARL.
#11 - I raise you a contender.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on meet Zeus 0
User avatar #12 - snaikravdra (12/02/2014) [-]
it'd be easier to compare if i could make it bigger
#17 - felixjarl (12/02/2014) [-]
It is actually slightly bigger. 20% or so.


i do not know of any bigger
#25 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
UNFORTUNATELY I'M THE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM,
AND YOUR TINY PICTURE OF CAT DISPLEASE ME, JARL.
#7 - Birds with arms? Party time lads! 12/02/2014 on Birds with arms +1
#44 - A accurate description of ow gay people perceive vaginas. 11/30/2014 on I'm terrified and aroused 0
#52 - Alteast a year back we could ban people by red thumbing them. … 11/30/2014 on MFW FJ is full of... 0
#25 - Picture 11/29/2014 on Who's greatest? 0
#15 - Each time i try to google that all i find is women in bathing …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Jacuzzi Suit +3
User avatar #24 - theplanetearth (11/29/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ.
#3 - Yes  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on cats are assholes. +1
#5 - kmbbmk (12/01/2014) [-]
#38 - He did actually send a e-reply. He is just a person w… 11/29/2014 on Fem-Freq exposed +2
#10 - Several versions of these things have sprung up the last 150 years.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Jacuzzi Suit 0
#26 - anonymous (11/29/2014) [-]
there are aqua massagers but they just have the suit thing and jets but not the warm water surrounding you.
#13 - lotengo (11/29/2014) [-]
If you are gonna claim that it exists, post pics of it instead of a reaction pic
#15 - felixjarl (11/29/2014) [-]
Each time i try to google that all i find is women in bathing wear.


I got one lucky though
User avatar #24 - theplanetearth (11/29/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ.
#70 - Frank. And here is why. I don't smoke, i don… 11/29/2014 on Roomies +3
#27 - Guess. 11/28/2014 on Reason he lost a game of FIFA +1
#50 - Picture 11/28/2014 on London traffic +1
#3209 - **felixjarl rolls 809,264,414** 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#39 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Thats kinda hot +2
#310 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Reaction Image 0
#43 - Personally i think we should differ between themed accounts an… 11/27/2014 on Complain post 0
#5 - He is wielding a Gladius. A Roman sword.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Stolen from FJ2 +205
#54 - youthanasia (11/27/2014) [-]
A Woman Sword ?
User avatar #52 - mrmarcooler (11/27/2014) [-]
And I'd say he's dressed like a celt. So yeah... Picked up the gladius from romans, as mentioned above.
#51 - blackoutonetwotwo (11/27/2014) [-]
He got it from a dead roman.
User avatar #25 - captainprincess (11/26/2014) [-]
Looted form his enemies ofc
#9 - mattymc (11/26/2014) [-]
Hmm. the hilt looks like most gladius ive seen (not sure what the plural is) but the blade has a more pronounced leaf shaped like a Xiphos. Conclusion: Its a toy from party city
#55 - Qweeaf (11/27/2014) [-]
Not all gladii gladiuses is also correct had straight edges.
#56 - Qweeaf (11/27/2014) [-]
Image got fucked up.
#11 - anonymous (11/26/2014) [-]
gladii. The xiphos is bent as well, while the gladius is mainly a stabbing sword. This is modeled after a conventional one, even if its blade shape is wonky.

he's a race traitor in other words.
#10 - felttipwizard (11/26/2014) [-]
Whatever it is, it certainly isn't a scottish claymore.
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (11/26/2014) [-]
It said "Scottish/Spartan Ancestory".
#24 - felttipwizard (11/26/2014) [-]
ah I see, I'm a retard, please ignore me.
It'd still be cooler with a claymore though.
#175 - Might as well post the entire damn thing then. dexter… 11/26/2014 on Shopkeep 0
#172 - dexterity noun skill in performing tasks, especially w…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Shopkeep 0
#174 - gymzim (11/26/2014) [-]
Yes, but dexterity will not help you suck yourself. Neither will agility for that matter. What you want would be flexibility.
#175 - felixjarl (11/26/2014) [-]
Might as well post the entire damn thing then.

dexterity
noun
skill in performing tasks, especially with the hands.
"her dexterity with chopsticks"
synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, capability, talent, skilfulness, skill, proficiency, accomplishment, expertise, experience, efficiency, effortlessness, slickness, mastery, delicacy, knack, facility, artistry, sleight of hand, craft, finesse, felicity.
#107 - Picture 11/26/2014 on What. 0
#92 - Picture 11/25/2014 on What. +4
#269 - Kill child. Pay 1000 dollars and save the lives of 10.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on hit it so hard i broke a... +2
User avatar #278 - mrwalkerfour (11/25/2014) [-]
or, become worlds strongest man, earn loads of prize money, and start up a charity to aid africans, save thousands of lives,
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User avatar #2867 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
**miscarriage rolled comment #8 ** :
Bread with laxatives. Pure evil
#2866 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
are you pewdiepie?
User avatar #2865 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
You seem to be forgotten.
#2864 - felixjarl ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
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#2862 - anonymous (10/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
#2820 - evilicious ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
hey qt
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
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