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#17 - Picture 12/09/2014 on Whatever +10
#59 - Have some examples: Lawful Good: The class… 12/09/2014 on What is D&D? Alignment 0
#120 - I am a gay man I am also a cheap date. Take …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#124 - slidershaun (12/08/2014) [-]
hi
#55 - Short answer: yes Long answer: yeeeeeeeee… 12/08/2014 on Ouch. +6
#74 - Yup a mistake of my part. One example said friend sho… 12/08/2014 on English Spider 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Homer knows his shit +5
User avatar #66 - Lintutu (12/08/2014) [-]
This whole time i thought it was "the MONKEY boys"
#70 - Norwegian here. The problem is not the fact that subs…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on English Spider 0
#72 - edgecutter (12/08/2014) [-]
I think you meant "dubs".

At any rate, that makes sense. Perhaps I'll try out english dubs in the future, I'll just need to find a way around to standing the occasional cringeworthy crap some characters say.
#74 - felixjarl (12/08/2014) [-]
Yup a mistake of my part.

One example said friend showed me was this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWn8ZdiBq0

Don't mind the French version. just watch the Japanese and English laughter.
#12 - I once bought one of those. I was 8 years old or so and it fel… 12/08/2014 on Ho-Ho-H... YOU SNEAKy... +2
#153 - Picture 12/08/2014 on Would you rather +1
#32 - You got 5 seconds to tell us why you know. 12/07/2014 on The shock of 300,000 scovilles +6
#48 - Dude, i am going to need your avatar for my folders. 12/07/2014 on "Some guy named Kanto..." +5
#58 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Man made leaf +5
#22 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Teenagers +21
#17 - Except plants DO grow in space.  [+] (28 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Man made leaf +34
User avatar #170 - castereleven (12/06/2014) [-]
I think a better application would be to make a bunch of these for a planet with Carbon Dioxide like Mars.
#56 - niggernazi (12/06/2014) [-]
Yeah but how are you gonna water them with no gravitation? Pretty sure gravitation is needed for using one of these like pic related...
#58 - felixjarl (12/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - sciencexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Pretty sure they mean that plants don't grow in space naturally, for obvious reasons of space being a vacuum. Unless you directly provide the carbon dioxide and water for photosynthesis and the light, it won't grow like it naturally would on Earth. In space, it requires intervention by providing the resources, but on Earth, it can grow on its own.
User avatar #299 - hammarhead (12/07/2014) [-]
In a vacuum, chloroplasts don't survive either dude. Do you know what a chloroplast is?
User avatar #323 - sciencexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
A chloroplast is the organelle of a plant that converts sunlight to sugar through the photoreceptor chlorophyll contained within the chloroplast.

Would you like to prove to me that chloroplast don't survive in a vacuum?
User avatar #324 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty simple. It's basic logic, really. vacuum = no gasses of any kind. many liquids, including water are also sucked away in a vacuum. Without water, carbon dioxide, or any way for them to receive adenosinetriposphates, they'd be completely unable to undergo photosynthesis.
User avatar #326 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
Are you sure you're talking about a vacuum that's devoid of matter? Because that "suction" idea is completely preventable in spacecraft with an artificial environment. Do you understand how the "suction" works within a vacuum?
User avatar #327 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
Alright, it's very different if we're talking about the inside of a spaceship. The inside of a space ship is no a vacuum, but a controlled environment simulating earth. In that environment, yes it's completely feasible. In fact, just regular plants could be grown in the spacecraft. It's been done. But we on the other hand are talking about the vacuum of space, which is what you asked me to explain. There is no "suction", sucked was simply the verb I used to describe what would happen to any gasses, liquids, and even some solids on the surface of a chloroplast, as the total vacuum of space would completely vaporize them, and they would fly off in all different directions. The chloroplast would then be left with no gasses or water to sustain the cycle of photosynthesis (not to mention the lack of ATP it would need to undergo it), and it would likely end up as a little shriveled microscopic ball from the intense thermal energy loss that happens when liquid is so quickly evaporated off of something. That's why choloroplasts cannot survive in the vacuum of space. Do you see what I'm saying, or am I talking with a wall?
User avatar #328 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
Yes, I completely see what you're saying, but your choice of words was completely the wrong way to go about it. You need to use more appropriate words, so your meaning is clear or else you convey the wrong message. I did not question your intelligence, simply your knowledge of the subject to make sure you weren't confused or misunderstood in any aspect.
User avatar #329 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
Listen. No one gives a shit about words. I think you're just arguing for the sake of arguing at this point. I think they call it trying to get the last word. You asked me to tell you how chloroplasts couldn't live in space in a snarky manner. I explained patiently and kindly. Unless you've got anything else to add on the subject, hostility like this is draining and I'd rather us come to a conclusion.
User avatar #330 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
>no-one gives a shit about words

I would love to see your academia work, then. Words are the most important part of presenting your knowledge. Choose the wrong words, it's not conveyed right. Sounds like you're just being angsty because you get too heated over someone from the Internet. Tone it down a bit, seriously. The "snarkiness" is all in your perception, it was not intended at all, but you can interpret as you like.
User avatar #331 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
I appreciate the apology, if that's what that was supposed to be. So, are you just trying to change it to another argument because you don't wish to acknowledge the fact that i was correct? Serious question.
User avatar #332 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
Seriously? No, that's not my intention. I didn't once say you were wrong (save for the "no one gives a shit about words" part, that's really wrong.) I'm just responding in an attempt to cover all the points you brought up in your comment so that they can all be resolved and you can be on your way. I'm not trying to start an argument, it's just the nature in which I've learned to respond to comments.
User avatar #333 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
Alright, then let's get back to the original subject of conversation, shall we? Chloroplasts.
User avatar #334 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
Alrighty. What about them? We've covered the vacuum part, so what else?
User avatar #335 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
Did you know that there are a few species of protists that have chloroplasts, but are also predatory? Dinoflagellates are an excellent example of this. They're very efficient creatures, and although it doesn't surprise me, it's unfortunate that there aren't many creatures like it, both auto and heterophagous. Are you at all interested in microbiology yourself?
User avatar #336 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
Biology never was my strong subject. I was always a chemistry man myself. I enjoyed playing with sulfur hexafluoride and ammonium chromate, and burning ionised transition metals. But still, I do have an interest in some parts of biology, but microbiology never really suited me as much as some of the other fields of biology. I enjoyed anatomy and the human body, and dissecting hearts as a kid. Bacteria and amoeba never really took my fancy. It took cool stuff to keep me interested, and sitting there testing for starch in a plant leaf was nothing like decomposing carbonates thermally.
User avatar #337 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
Amen to that, my friend. Biochemistry major here myself. I've currently got a little cooking i've been doing, do you know what rocket candy is?
User avatar #338 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
That depends. Do you mean rocket candy as in the little sweet discs, or the much cooler sugar-based rocket fuel?
User avatar #339 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
The second of the two! Honestly, powdered potassium nitrate makes such an excellent oxidizer. There are all sorts of recipes to be used with it, to make all sorts of fun things. I'd gladly share!
User avatar #342 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
I buy ice/cold packs and use ammonium nitrate from those, and a brand of high-potassium salt, because it's got a high potassium chloride concentration. Dissolve the ammonium nitrate, strain it, boil the potassium chloride inside of it and then freeze it. It only leaves ammonium chloride waste, and when it's done, you can break down the formed crystals into a lovely flash powder. It's better than buying it online, but the problem is the salt can be hard to get in stores.
User avatar #343 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
interesting. Thank you.
User avatar #340 - sciencexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
You know what they say? The better the oxidiser, the better the flash powder. I might try some of that tomorrow if I can. Do you buy yours or make it yourself? I'm in the mood for some chemistry atm, and I love flash powder so much.
User avatar #341 - hammarhead (12/08/2014) [-]
I actually don't make flash powder! I'd love a recipe if you have it. I use KNO3 for the fuel, and it also makes for one third of gunpowder if you can get your hands on sulfur.
User avatar #20 - jopesane (12/06/2014) [-]
I think this means that as this is not a living plant, you could technically put these on mars. Normal plants would just die.
The wikipedia article only talks about plants that were in space stations etc, not "outside".
User avatar #18 - zomaru (12/06/2014) [-]
Me means no light I believe.
User avatar #301 - hammarhead (12/07/2014) [-]
Photons are how chloroplasts make oxygen from carbon dioxide and water.
#10 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Skooma +15
#7 - **felixjarl rolled user pootismang ** 12/06/2014 on Oh oh +7
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Oh oh +4
#7 - felixjarl (12/06/2014) [-]
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#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Oh oh +4
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#43 - Dot's agins da rules boss.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on title +6
User avatar #44 - jackmanagan (12/06/2014) [-]
woffbot chronicles?
#41 - Sum'fin aint right Dot's not khajit  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on title +6
User avatar #42 - jackmanagan (12/06/2014) [-]
hey now im not a one trick pony
#43 - felixjarl (12/06/2014) [-]
Dot's agins da rules boss.
User avatar #44 - jackmanagan (12/06/2014) [-]
woffbot chronicles?
#18 - **** . And he did not even do porn before…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on When the acid kicks in mid hug +3
User avatar #24 - tarantallegra (12/05/2014) [-]
He did
he was a cam boy for some time.
User avatar #34 - werfgh (12/05/2014) [-]
He did what? a porn?
User avatar #37 - tarantallegra (12/05/2014) [-]
yep.
#54 - Also fun fact. British men has a much higher mor…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Trigger Warning -2
#153 - heartlessrobot (12/05/2014) [-]
And here I thought it was because they couldn't afford 1st class like the Americans could.
User avatar #60 - cantfindausername (12/05/2014) [-]
I thought it would have been because it set sail from the UK (Northern Ireland).
#175 - jippythebandit (12/05/2014) [-]
It was built in Belfast, but set sail from Southampton
User avatar #88 - zomitlu (12/05/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it departed from Southampton mate
User avatar #84 - shrinkzz (12/05/2014) [-]
I think he's talking about percentages. Where it sailed from wouldn't affect that at all.
#62 - kavrick (12/05/2014) [-]
It didn't sail from ireland, i live in the city it was build and sailed from
#126 - victorytoaster (12/05/2014) [-]
**victorytoaster rolled image** it made a stop in Ireland, then made it's way to New York.
User avatar #208 - cantfindausername (12/06/2014) [-]
Whoops. I apologize for my ignorance.
User avatar #127 - kavrick (12/05/2014) [-]
it still didn't set sail from there though
User avatar #129 - victorytoaster (12/05/2014) [-]
no it didn't you're right about that
#14 - Picture 12/04/2014 on That's not chocolate +18
#12 - Its a photoshop sadly.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/04/2014 on That's not chocolate +120
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Maybe the clean one is the photoshop. Maybe that girl there has beaten the internet to erase her most emberassing moment ever. The devil's greatest achievement is making people believe he never existed.
#22 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
you just fell for a troll bait.

loser
#63 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
HAHA all you losers have been trolled once again.
#13 - friedepidermis (12/04/2014) [-]
>"Sadly"
User avatar #51 - nthmetal (12/05/2014) [-]
because it's not as entertaining
#48 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I have no idea why but this kid cracks me up everytime.
#14 - felixjarl (12/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2867 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
**miscarriage rolled comment #8 ** :
Bread with laxatives. Pure evil
#2866 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
are you pewdiepie?
User avatar #2865 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
You seem to be forgotten.
#2864 - felixjarl ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
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#2862 - anonymous (10/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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#2824 - kimilsung ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
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