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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Norway
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#2197 - Trying to regain some energy from the day. 05/19/2013 on felixjarl's profile 0
#21 - Hehe...Phone sex....  [+] (54 new replies) 05/19/2013 on it's jake from state farm +64
#57 - imagnetsucks (05/19/2013) [-]
#22 - beefkakes (05/19/2013) [-]
you need imminent rape first.
#23 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
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I wonder, are there more than these 3?
#25 - beefkakes (05/19/2013) [-]
I dont think so, but we can always switch over to this.
#28 - squidamon (05/19/2013) [-]
now THIS is relevant to my interests.
#26 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
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Who gave you access to my folders?
User avatar #109 - hazardousfool (05/20/2013) [-]
Fucking planes man,that shit doesn't fly.
User avatar #79 - xbobchris (05/20/2013) [-]
By Walter Sache, if anyone is asking. Don't ask me how I know.
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (05/19/2013) [-]
I find these way too human-like to be very "strange" for anyone to be turned on by. Normal-shaped planes (and vehicles in general), on the other hand...
#34 - zakaizer (05/19/2013) [-]
....Why am I getting turned on by all of this?

I'm not complaining, merely questioning.
#35 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
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Because they were designed to turn you on. And i like when my pictures gives people confused boners.
#144 - leto (05/20/2013) [-]
MFW this thread
User avatar #36 - zakaizer (05/19/2013) [-]
This boner is very confused, but I think he's learning to not give a shit any more, and just accept it.
#37 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Good good. Now masturbate to it.
User avatar #38 - zakaizer (05/19/2013) [-]
What?! Again!? Art thou mad?
#39 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Well YES!
User avatar #40 - zakaizer (05/19/2013) [-]
Very well! It shall be done, I have substantial material, and enough peer pressure!
#41 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
MASTURBATE NOW!
#67 - originalanonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
okay i'll do it...............( whispers ) not
User avatar #45 - zakaizer (05/19/2013) [-]
Okay. Done, and I may have, kinda, stolen all those erotic images. Maybe.
#46 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
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You have done me proud soldier. And they are now your treasure.
#70 - spateeter (05/20/2013) [-]
#76 - deathcampforjewtie (05/20/2013) [-]
#82 - darsono (05/20/2013) [-]
This is to awesome to end o-o
User avatar #43 - zakaizer (05/19/2013) [-]
Okay! Okay! Stop trying to rush me!
User avatar #32 - Nitsuin (05/19/2013) [-]
I can't say I'm surprised but I can say this; GOD DAMN INTERNET.

Well played
User avatar #29 - beefkakes (05/19/2013) [-]
I did
#31 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Well that is not good.
#62 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
sees warhammer suggestive pictures

Posts more from his folder dedicated to such images
#154 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
I find that funny as i have single handedly brought every damn ''heresy'' picture to this site myself with the exception of 3.
#156 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
I've put a few on here myself, though you probably have them
#172 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
See, you still got the biggest one.
#173 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
I have a lot of comic strips I noticed
#157 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
There are more than i got? HELL FUCKING YES!
#160 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
I also have 4-5 NSFW ones. Those are fun
#161 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
Not really interested. I mostly use these for the enjoyment of others. But if you got more SFW i would love it.
#163 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
heh, I finally found it
#164 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
THAT IS TRUCKING MAGNIFICENT! I will have great use of that one.
#165 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
My w40k folder is big haha
#166 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
In numbers? and Size?
#167 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
31 mb, not sure about actual numbers
#168 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
33 MB and 176 files.
#171 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
211 files. huh
#169 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
YOURS IS BIGGER?!
#170 - felixjarl (05/20/2013) [-]
Only by a small amount though, you could easily find out how many files it are, just right click the properties.
#162 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
I think this is the last of the ones I havn't seen often
#159 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
not really "heresy" but you know.. goes with the theme
#158 - whycanticaps (05/20/2013) [-]
#33 - beefkakes (05/19/2013) [-]
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you have some pretty messes up stuff too.
#61 - iespls (05/20/2013) [-]
this is funny because im eating a poptart
User avatar #56 - bleachedpheather (05/19/2013) [-]
what no crumb shot?
User avatar #53 - thurtt (05/19/2013) [-]
and alas....Nyan Cat was born
#66 - silverhellion (05/20/2013) [-]
*hussie
User avatar #65 - dambusta (05/20/2013) [-]
i have just scrolled down this entire purple reply line thing
<---
i saw all the images....


i am so done with this site
#19 - Nope.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on it's jake from state farm +34
#90 - thedarkassassin (05/20/2013) [-]
That's really creepy...
#2195 - All in all a acceptable situation. No? 05/19/2013 on felixjarl's profile 0
#2193 - Spent would be a a good hit. And you? 05/19/2013 on felixjarl's profile 0
#137 - When a couple of guys, they were up to no good  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Freedominator -1
#138 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Stop responding if you're gonna be a faggot teller.
User avatar #139 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
#147 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
Faggot
#2191 - Shalam. 05/19/2013 on felixjarl's profile 0
#2189 - Picture 05/19/2013 on felixjarl's profile 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on DO U EVEN LIFT? +10
#34 - derpypotato (05/19/2013) [-]
new gay treesome position ?
#18 - chosenonex (05/19/2013) [-]
#29 - Well, it is highly disputed if it is a anime or not. A easy wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on deep +6
User avatar #44 - grimagination (05/19/2013) [-]
was worth the watch, the game isn't bad either
#55 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Is it worth the payment?
#134 - And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Freedominator -1
#136 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Like I said, don't want to discuss with a norwegian loser like you.
User avatar #137 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
#138 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Stop responding if you're gonna be a faggot teller.
User avatar #139 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
#147 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
Faggot
#112 - I knew that someone would realize once. I should never have ma… 05/19/2013 on Can't be Unseen +2
#110 - Naaah, i prefer this.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Can't be Unseen +3
#120 - spinaltap (05/19/2013) [-]
#122 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, another of this thread. Luckily i am prepared.
#141 - hammarhead (05/19/2013) [-]
always prepared
#152 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Is that Paula Dean with butter on her nipples?
#96 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Abercumbie and fag -2
#29 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Aww Yiss +2
#107 - I said unusual. Not ******* weird.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Can't be Unseen +5
#133 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
I don't know what's more disturbing:
That this exists, or that my immediate reaction was to question why Skipper was getting it on with Rico instead of Kowalski. They'd make a much better pair.
What is wrong with me.
#136 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
No comment....
User avatar #108 - spinaltap (05/19/2013) [-]
speakin of which, who's up for some pterodactyl porn?
User avatar #135 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
I didn't want to be the one to say yes, but if I don't I'll forever wonder.
#110 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Naaah, i prefer this.
#120 - spinaltap (05/19/2013) [-]
#122 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, another of this thread. Luckily i am prepared.
#141 - hammarhead (05/19/2013) [-]
always prepared
#152 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Is that Paula Dean with butter on her nipples?
#25 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Books: expectation vs reality +80
#6 - A blue line instead of a red line? 05/19/2013 on Beware! +2
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Sometimes Pedo Bear loses +8
User avatar #26 - tragono (05/19/2013) [-]
What do you get when you throw a piano down a coal mine?
A flat minor.
#32 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Old pikachu +38
#15 - In honor of comment nr1. 05/19/2013 on New Memes +20
#17 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Roman pull your shit together +6
#16 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Roman pull your shit together +7
#46 - thurtt (05/19/2013) [-]
**thurtt rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Plot. ** ok
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#15 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Roman pull your shit together +16
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#46 - thurtt (05/19/2013) [-]
**thurtt rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Plot. ** ok
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#25 - You doubt my masturbation capabilities. Also you doubt you ice…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/19/2013 on deep +27
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#60 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Pardon me but, When did i ask and what context does your comment serve?
#63 - lordaurion (05/19/2013) [-]
Shit, meant to reply to #28.
#65 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
I see, proceed as usual.
User avatar #28 - bonlino (05/19/2013) [-]
what is this? a game? an anime? etc?
User avatar #67 - guto (05/19/2013) [-]
I thinks it's based on Dofus... pretty nice game
#64 - lordaurion (05/19/2013) [-]
It's a French animation stylized after anime. Kind of like A:TLA
#29 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, it is highly disputed if it is a anime or not. A easy way to cause a shitstorm is to bring up that argument.

But the name is Wakfu. It is highly recommendable.
User avatar #44 - grimagination (05/19/2013) [-]
was worth the watch, the game isn't bad either
#55 - felixjarl (05/19/2013) [-]
Is it worth the payment?
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#2745 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual ****** . They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2825 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#2824 - kimilsung ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
User avatar #2792 - giffythetoad (04/23/2014) [-]
u kicw tiy, nleuya.
#2793 to #2792 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.   
   
It is really nice to have you back here.
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.

It is really nice to have you back here.
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