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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:Norway
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#50 - Each man to their thing, i do not yet have the gear or the bui… 06/06/2014 on summoned in dark souls 2 0
#44 - That means your body is doing fine. 06/06/2014 on Here's Front Page! +2
#42 - Good eyes there.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Here's Front Page! +2
#59 - ciacheczko (06/06/2014) [-]
Nothing in the eyes there, I agree with skulldan. It's just that once you start trying to beat this motherfucker of a song on Expert, it's inevitable for it to start haunting you in your dreams, flash before your eyes on random occasions and generally be your white whale until you succeed.

mfw I see anything related to "trough the fire and flames".
User avatar #43 - skulldan (06/06/2014) [-]
such a song is not so easily forgotten.
you could say it... broke my spirit.
#44 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
That means your body is doing fine.
#48 - Still, it is faster to farm them than farm souls for their price.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on summoned in dark souls 2 0
User avatar #49 - pulpunderground (06/06/2014) [-]
or ten minutes of PvP will give you the souls you need?
#50 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Each man to their thing, i do not yet have the gear or the build for that.
#95 - I have watched this gif dozens of times. But this is the first… 06/06/2014 on follow the yellow brick road 0
#7 - OH DARK LORD! Take this sacrefize for your glory! 06/06/2014 on DIY Satan Summoning 0
#14 - I blame Luigi. 06/06/2014 on Proof That Mario Kart Is... +4
#4 - This was a wonderful story. But the ending, i wa… 06/06/2014 on The Little Girl +21
#4 - e 06/06/2014 on Cosplay friends 0
#6 - This gif also works like that. Faster faster and …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Here's Front Page! +56
User avatar #139 - chrispoot (06/06/2014) [-]
Shit, what sorcery is this anyway?
User avatar #57 - tolkienexplain (06/06/2014) [-]
if you look a little to the side of the gif it goes even faster
#47 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
IMO: It's not really a loop if there is a cut
User avatar #49 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
I was more talking about the faster thingy.
User avatar #41 - skulldan (06/06/2014) [-]
ahhh, through the fire and the flames, the elusive song!
#42 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Good eyes there.
#59 - ciacheczko (06/06/2014) [-]
Nothing in the eyes there, I agree with skulldan. It's just that once you start trying to beat this motherfucker of a song on Expert, it's inevitable for it to start haunting you in your dreams, flash before your eyes on random occasions and generally be your white whale until you succeed.

mfw I see anything related to "trough the fire and flames".
User avatar #43 - skulldan (06/06/2014) [-]
such a song is not so easily forgotten.
you could say it... broke my spirit.
#44 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
That means your body is doing fine.
#17 - Yeah i realized that a while after making that comment. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on summoned in dark souls 2 +2
#46 - pulpunderground (06/06/2014) [-]
also the giant blacksmith in anor londo sells those for just 8000 souls so you don't have to farm them
User avatar #48 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Still, it is faster to farm them than farm souls for their price.
User avatar #49 - pulpunderground (06/06/2014) [-]
or ten minutes of PvP will give you the souls you need?
#50 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Each man to their thing, i do not yet have the gear or the build for that.
#18 - poccylane (06/06/2014) [-]
It's okay, we all have our brain farts...
#195 - What can i say. It is damn tasty chicken wings. 06/06/2014 on Come on baby +2
#193 - Well mate, it is fanfiction of the highest lvl. The story is s…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Come on baby +1
User avatar #194 - thechosentroll (06/06/2014) [-]
Reading a comic for the art is like going to a strip club for the chicken wings.
#195 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
What can i say.

It is damn tasty chicken wings.
#13 - Hey, this guy was double as decent geared as me. 06/06/2014 on summoned in dark souls 2 0
#11 - try for lvl 5 giant armour, lighter and more defence, only dra…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/06/2014 on summoned in dark souls 2 0
#16 - poccylane (06/06/2014) [-]
Sorry friend, wrong Dark Souls.
#17 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah i realized that a while after making that comment.

Thought i would give you the chance to correct me. Better safe than sorry
#46 - pulpunderground (06/06/2014) [-]
also the giant blacksmith in anor londo sells those for just 8000 souls so you don't have to farm them
User avatar #48 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Still, it is faster to farm them than farm souls for their price.
User avatar #49 - pulpunderground (06/06/2014) [-]
or ten minutes of PvP will give you the souls you need?
#50 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Each man to their thing, i do not yet have the gear or the build for that.
#18 - poccylane (06/06/2014) [-]
It's okay, we all have our brain farts...
#17 - What did just happen?  [+] (16 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Git Gud +1
User avatar #21 - chiselbit (06/05/2014) [-]
Lag switching loser with a speed hack so he could swing super fast.
User avatar #27 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Lag switch?.. you mean that thing people used in cod games in 2005?...
User avatar #35 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah pretty much.
User avatar #40 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah people don't use those anymore...
User avatar #41 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Its not the exact same thing. The principle applies. They start losing and then super lag so they can act unhindered.
User avatar #42 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
That doesn't work anymore.
User avatar #47 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Thats not a fucking lag switch, its just lag.
User avatar #53 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Just lag looks a lot different.
User avatar #50 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
You cant benefit from clientside lag. Thats not how it works.
User avatar #51 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Apparently it is. Lagswitch and both sides end up seeing the other not moving. When they quit the damage received while lagswitching catches up to both. Mutually assured destruction or at the very least a dps race
User avatar #45 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Give me a min. I think I can link a couple of vids of people doing it in Souls games
User avatar #44 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
It still works. Just not the same way.
User avatar #20 - dabronydude (06/05/2014) [-]
lag.
User avatar #18 - anotherhaloguy (06/05/2014) [-]
Guy could swing the sword fast as fuck
#3 - >Doing four kings >Summons guy with good gear and ar…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2014 on summoned in dark souls 2 +73
User avatar #12 - notsoulmyr (06/06/2014) [-]
Who the hell summons for the Four Kings? That's the only boss where it's better to fight alone
User avatar #19 - whiterabit (06/06/2014) [-]
I summon just so that I have someone for the kings to beat up. I was a sorcerer, so damage output wasn't a problem, I just needed a distraction so that I didn't get my unarmored ass surrounded and smacked around.
#13 - felixjarl (06/06/2014) [-]
Hey, this guy was double as decent geared as me.
#4 - poorfaag (06/05/2014) [-]
#14 - Al right alight, just take it. Don#t hurt my snuggle pillows please. 06/05/2014 on Thumb up and move on and... +17
#14 - I thought it was a fossilized fish tail inside a rock first.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Badass fossil +18
#21 - fuckoatmeal (06/05/2014) [-]
#21 - The pain of a non English mother language my friend. 06/04/2014 on Admin wtf. 0
#151 - My record is 14 times a day. The reasons why i manage…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on How often do you fap? 0
User avatar #251 - popnotes (06/04/2014) [-]
CoC mentioned. Swell with undiscovered fetishes.
#14 - Ever heard the therm ''not your private army'' This w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Admin wtf. 0
#20 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
Haven't heard the term "therm" before though.. but you make a valid point nonetheless.
#21 - felixjarl (06/04/2014) [-]
The pain of a non English mother language my friend.
#13 - Would not mind having either in bed, just a different position. 06/04/2014 on Both have good schools tho 0
#8 - Well, you are probably right in that feeling OP. 06/04/2014 on see description +12
#10 - A man walks into a bar He hurts his head.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Insert humorous attempt at... +7
#18 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
A woman walks into a bar..... the man ducked.
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#2745 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
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