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felixjarl

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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:12/05/2016
Location:Norway
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#46 - Wait wait wait wait. That is not giving a ****, that …  [+] (9 replies) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created 0
#47 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Try eating one, it taste good
#49 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Hold on, eat a fuck.

Are you telling me to suck a dick?
#50 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
No you idiot
#51 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Right listen up you famous fondler of young horses. If i had wanted cuntwipe pancakes i would not be on this cesspit of weak flour.

What you want is glorious glorious waffles, steaming of pure delight and taste which can shatter city blocks in a single bite. Now that is a good fuck, so i demand a good fuck!
#53 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Waffles are just pancakes with squares all over them. Just accept the truth
#54 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Just pancakes....

They are not pancakes, and never will be. When you go to a church with food, what do you get? That is right, waffles. Not pancakes. Because pancakes is the work of the devil and all his imps. Cant you see with your eyes that the difference in liquid/flour is different? What evil powers have turned you so that you cannot see your errors?
#55 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#44 - Picture  [+] (12 replies) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created +2
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#69 - wardylocks (05/14/2014) [-]
but yet david karp is rolling in money and admin is asking for it from his users
yes tumblr is such a bad website wow
#45 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
#46 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait wait.

That is not giving a fuck, that is eating a fuck.
#47 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Try eating one, it taste good
#49 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Hold on, eat a fuck.

Are you telling me to suck a dick?
#50 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
No you idiot
#51 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Right listen up you famous fondler of young horses. If i had wanted cuntwipe pancakes i would not be on this cesspit of weak flour.

What you want is glorious glorious waffles, steaming of pure delight and taste which can shatter city blocks in a single bite. Now that is a good fuck, so i demand a good fuck!
#53 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Waffles are just pancakes with squares all over them. Just accept the truth
#54 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Just pancakes....

They are not pancakes, and never will be. When you go to a church with food, what do you get? That is right, waffles. Not pancakes. Because pancakes is the work of the devil and all his imps. Cant you see with your eyes that the difference in liquid/flour is different? What evil powers have turned you so that you cannot see your errors?
#55 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#8 - Either from houses or the streets. Which is why it is…  [+] (2 replies) 05/14/2014 on Who would harm this cute... +1
#9 - kanedam (05/14/2014) [-]
you seem to miss the point...

if there weren't so many people taking up pets because they dont want to be alone there wouldnt be so many pets in the shelters to begin with.
#13 - lastweek (05/14/2014) [-]
Animals that are brought into shelters are neutered, they can't reproduce, the end.
#6 - this does most likely depend on the country but where i am the…  [+] (4 replies) 05/14/2014 on Who would harm this cute... 0
#7 - kanedam (05/14/2014) [-]
and where do the pets come from that get into the shelter...?
#8 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Either from houses or the streets.

Which is why it is such a good thing that they are being neutered.
#9 - kanedam (05/14/2014) [-]
you seem to miss the point...

if there weren't so many people taking up pets because they dont want to be alone there wouldnt be so many pets in the shelters to begin with.
#13 - lastweek (05/14/2014) [-]
Animals that are brought into shelters are neutered, they can't reproduce, the end.
#4 - This is ********. Adopt a pet for christ sake, even i…  [+] (7 replies) 05/14/2014 on Who would harm this cute... +2
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#10 - tacticalbacon (05/14/2014) [-]
Holy shit it's snippy!
#5 - kanedam (05/14/2014) [-]
if there weren't so many people taking pets in the first place there wouldnt be so many animals in the shelters...
#6 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
this does most likely depend on the country but where i am the shelters make sure they are all neutered(apart from the kittens)
#7 - kanedam (05/14/2014) [-]
and where do the pets come from that get into the shelter...?
#8 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Either from houses or the streets.

Which is why it is such a good thing that they are being neutered.
#9 - kanedam (05/14/2014) [-]
you seem to miss the point...

if there weren't so many people taking up pets because they dont want to be alone there wouldnt be so many pets in the shelters to begin with.
#13 - lastweek (05/14/2014) [-]
Animals that are brought into shelters are neutered, they can't reproduce, the end.
#4 - Your move.  [+] (7 replies) 05/14/2014 on Cats have always been jerks +78
#33 - drlemniscate (05/14/2014) [-]
The way ReCaptcha works is that it helps translate scanned books or images in to digital text.

So the one of the words is some distorted word, like overlooks in this case. The other word is a piece of scanned text. You can type anything in for this word, and it will accept it.

So by completing CAPTCHAs, you are actually annotating maps and images, converting books in to ebooks, and helping machine learning.

Oddly enough, Google, can use the CAPTCHA data to make their computers better at solving CAPTCHAs.
#34 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
And you think i would have created this joke without knowing that?
#23 - rothingham (05/14/2014) [-]
It is time kitty, you've been training your whole life for this.
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#16 - cmkpower (05/14/2014) [-]
overlooks paw paw
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#13 - jacobthecow (05/14/2014) [-]
how the fuck do you type the cat prints
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#18 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
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#12 - nerduin (05/14/2014) [-]
#36 - Picture 05/14/2014 on cockie +3
#6 - But the first donut is small as ****.  [+] (1 reply) 05/13/2014 on Enlarge your doughnut 0
#7 - deathsn (05/13/2014) [-]
Donettes fucking rule, Man.