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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Norway
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#8 - >many years ago >Playing halo 2 >doing missio…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2014 on How man quicksave +105
#49 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
It's okay, Halo will eventually send you back to a previous checkpoint. Or was that Halo 3?
User avatar #50 - felixjarl (05/22/2014) [-]
Well i died some 14 times before i just said fuck it and restarted the map. So i assume it is halo 3.
#45 - kankerkanker (05/22/2014) [-]
You can't quicksave in halo 2 you cocksucker
#46 - felixjarl (05/22/2014) [-]
Listen up you 3 assed horsemongler who got a radish for a brain.

It was not i who did save, it was a autosave from the game.
#47 - kankerkanker (05/22/2014) [-]
It's called a checkpoint you complete kyke, have you ever even played Halo?
User avatar #57 - Bion (05/22/2014) [-]
Except that it autosaves, at said checkpoints. There's a reason that every game calls it the "autosave feature, during which time you should not turn off or unplug your gaming console, yadda yadda yadda."

Which is exactly what the checkpoints do.
#43 - Awesomenessniss (05/22/2014) [-]
Ah Mister Snippy, I see you are up to zee shenanigans
#104 - squishypyro (05/22/2014) [-]
Aw yiss, RA
#121 - Awesomenessniss (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - Puddlles (05/22/2014) [-]
Almost the same thing happened to me in munches oddesy, I saved my game, while falling, and landed on a mine...
User avatar #9 - captinchikin (05/22/2014) [-]
Man Halo 2 had some great missions, that being one of them.
#2811 - Picture 05/21/2014 on felixjarl's profile 0
#2 - Those german balls are badass.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - apexhawk (05/20/2014) [-]
Germany didn't exist yet, so all those flags and troops are from all those smaller kingdoms that existed before unification. I'm sure the next comment will have the names of places.
#5 - The question is not that if i wanted to take the pill for 50 m… 05/20/2014 on This guy gets it… 0
#39 - Hehehe, that is well done mate.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Tumblr, as explained by... +1
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't stop watching this gif.
#8794001 - Picture 05/19/2014 on retard forum 0
#3 - Picture 05/19/2014 on Just another day for Zlatan +46
#2 - Why are you posting so much pony lately, i know that you had a…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Tumblr, as explained by... +84
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
He's just doing it because he knows we're not allowed to flag him for spam.
#54 - sinery (05/20/2014) [-]
>Spam
#15 - brokentrucker (05/20/2014) [-]
Success!
User avatar #4 - sharknik (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much always in the newest uploads, and this guy posts ponies as the first comment every chance he gets. Didn't know being an antagonist and a child got you that little symbol.
User avatar #7 - sinery (05/19/2014) [-]
If I did that, I would be the most infamous user by now.
User avatar #3 - sinery (05/19/2014) [-]
>Givememoarpony
User avatar #21 - TittyCinnamon (05/20/2014) [-]
shut up faggot i wanna knock you the fuck out right now you cunt. givememoarpony is 10x cooler than you will ever be. go play in traffic nigger.
#55 - sinery (05/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - givememoarpony (05/19/2014) [-]
My username is not serious. My account started out as a shitpost account, but then gained more importance as I gravitated away from my main account. I am actually apathetic about ponies.
#6 - sinery (05/19/2014) [-]
Too bad.
#49 - boomerpyro (05/20/2014) [-]
i see you've gone insane
#57 - sinery (05/20/2014) [-]
Nah.
#53 - datmine (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah fuck you IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
#27 - garymotherfingoak (05/20/2014) [-]
Cmon sinery, you're better than this.
#7 - Arctic naval based animals are generally peaceful and timid on… 05/19/2014 on I love seals +1
#5 - This is admin we are talking about. He is kinda known… 05/19/2014 on Admin saying the site is dying +5
#6 - Well that is a positive surprise.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on aw look free couch +1
#8 - icameforthepron (05/19/2014) [-]
#4 - Actually, i have no idea what hat coach is. Only it h…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2014 on aw look free couch 0
#5 - turdvang (05/19/2014) [-]
think it is called "casting couch", new or inexperienced porn actors go there and "porn it up" on the couch.
#6 - felixjarl (05/19/2014) [-]
Well that is a positive surprise.
#8 - icameforthepron (05/19/2014) [-]
#9 - Have not seen that one in a while. 05/19/2014 on 9inch Casper +1
#5 - Artificer, near permanent life, many bonuses with very few drawbacks. 05/19/2014 on Pick One 0
#12 - All i can think is horsecock.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2014 on magnetic puddy +79
#43 - redhack (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - mrshrapnel (05/19/2014) [-]
Me too man.
And i quite like it that way.
User avatar #17 - sexyhimself (05/19/2014) [-]
because that's what you want in you!
User avatar #16 - qnamanmanga (05/19/2014) [-]
Too much mlp
User avatar #33 - amuter (05/19/2014) [-]
Or that dude who kept posting gifs how literal horse fuckers
#34 - Most likely /tg/ or any other 4chan boards, they have some thr… 05/19/2014 on Only one 0
#101 - The same gif, only a half assed kamui version. 05/18/2014 on basic 0
#13 - That my friend is fangirl territory, i am not putting my feet … 05/18/2014 on Anything +5
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Anything +5
User avatar #10 - nimithecat (05/18/2014) [-]
I kinda wish I was joking, but if you look at tumblr and type "gay" into the search bar, you'll see what I mean
#13 - felixjarl (05/18/2014) [-]
That my friend is fangirl territory, i am not putting my feet there.

They are just as annoying on the internet as in real life.
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Anything +10
User avatar #5 - nimithecat (05/18/2014) [-]
You are gay now. The internet will worship you as much as they do to cats.
#8 - felixjarl (05/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - nimithecat (05/18/2014) [-]
I kinda wish I was joking, but if you look at tumblr and type "gay" into the search bar, you'll see what I mean
#13 - felixjarl (05/18/2014) [-]
That my friend is fangirl territory, i am not putting my feet there.

They are just as annoying on the internet as in real life.
User avatar #4 - Einsty (05/18/2014) [-]
no homo, right?
#31 - Alright lads, listen up. Norwegian butter crisis. Thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on 20 Awesome Funny Facts +1
#38 - chuckledarkly (05/18/2014) [-]
it just maked me remember this dum as shit thing. lol

youtu.be/qB0b3tKqZwI

oh butter.
#28 - Well it was not illegal to bring it. Atleast one truc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on 20 Awesome Funny Facts +2
User avatar #49 - bastardusnorvegi (05/18/2014) [-]
well anything is illegal in such quantities
#294 - We are on 8 years worth of thumbs This post is only 8… 05/18/2014 on Beard 0
#4 - They do WHAT?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2014 on worst shooter in the universe +127
#31 - angelious (05/18/2014) [-]
to be fair there is a what if comic where vader turns good and is a jedi
#60 - xxhadesflamesxx (05/18/2014) [-]
wasn't that in an alternate reality comic though?
#63 - angelious (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah its as canon as the dark knight returns series.or the new 52
User avatar #33 - seajayjoonyo (05/18/2014) [-]
Sauce, please? :3
#34 - angelious (05/18/2014) [-]
i just read about it in tropes wikia.


vader went all goodie two shoes and started wearing white armor to signify that he indeed is no longer a bad guy
User avatar #35 - seajayjoonyo (05/18/2014) [-]
I guess I'll look it up then. Thanks for telling me about this
#36 - angelious (05/18/2014) [-]
no proplem.
#58 - You would not happen to have more of the sort? 05/17/2014 on Cult of Slaanesh. +1
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#2745 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shit, just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2825 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
User avatar #2792 - giffythetoad (04/23/2014) [-]
u kicw tiy, nleuya.
#2793 to #2792 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.   
   
It is really nice to have you back here.
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.

It is really nice to have you back here.
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